第1章男人就是中央空调

#danghonghuadanmoranwangenfuyi,yibangshangxinjinzhuyuhuanyujieyue#

zheitiaoyijingbaoledeweiboguazairesoushang,yinranlewushuchiguaqunzhonghefensidexin。

youdiaokande,youshuagengde,youpokoudamade,haiyouyiweiyougejianpanjiunengzhanzaidaodezhigaodianzhizebierende,geshigeyangdepinglunyanhualiaoluan,yishijianbuzhidaogaipenmoranbushihaodai,lianhuanyuyegansizijieyue,haishigaipenbenlaihaohaoyiduorenjianfuguihua,beiyulequanwuranchenglerucimoyang。

huanyuchuanmei,ruodadeluodichuangzongcaibangongshinei,qifenninggu,benlaishiliuyuedetianqi,jinlezheili,haosihandong。

morandeqianjingjiren,jiantagenmeishirenyiyangzuozaineili,xinshangzijidezhijia,fangfowaijiedeneixieshengyingenbenyingxiangbudaota,dunshilailehuoqi。

“moran,nizhibuzhidaozijizaizuoshenme,heyueqiweimanjiusizifabujieyuexiaoxi,nizhenyiweizijizhenglejigeqian,youledianmingqi,jiukeyibubagongsi,bubawofangzaiyanlima,zheixieniangongsixinxinkukuzaipeini,jiushiweilerangnizaizheigeshihoubushanghuanyuyidaoma!”

“tianyujileniduoshaoqian,rangnirucibushihaodai,huolejiudanfei。”

tingjianchenzangzheimeshuo,moranyandimeiyouyisibolan,dangchutajinquanjiushitazaidai,houlaicongjingjirenzuoshanglezongjinglideweizhi,suoyizuiyouzigezhizeta,napazhenzhengdelaobanhaiweifahua。

tadebiaoqingpoweidanding,lengyanbaixidelianshangbingmeiyouyincierxiukuibuan,neishuangliangruxingchendetaohuayankanxiangbangongyishangzuozhebufayiyandenanren,zhuchunqingqi,shengyinyueerdongting,“muzong,weiyuejinwoyijingfule,qianziba。”

mushiqingzheicaitaiqishensuideheimou,jiangshixianluozaizheigechuanzheheisediaodai,xingganwumeidenvrenshenshang,paochuleganlanzhi,“niyijingshigongsinaizhiquanneideqianbei,zheishihounaochujieyuefengbo,kongpabulifazhan,zaidaiyinian,wokeyibuyaoweiyuejin,rangnizou。”

tadeshengyinchenwenyouli,fangfotiandadeshiqing,congtazuilishuochulai,doutebieqingsong,henhaojiejue。

moranmousehendan,sihuhaidaizhejifenjifeng,“muzongzheixiehuahaishiliuzhejihouqizhixiuba,nanbuchengnimenhaixiangbangzhewojihuanyuzhuanqian。”

chenzangyouhuole,“moran,nishuodeshishenmehua,dangchunizoutouwulu,shisheirangniyoulechutoudejihui,rujinchibangyingle,yaodanfeile,yebukankantianyushigeshenmedifang,womenmuzongyijuhua,rangninalidouhunbuqilai。”

taweiminhongchun,meimoulihuaguoyimolengyi,“dangchuwozoutouwulu,shinijilewojihui,danzheixieniangaihaidedouhaile,nichenzanghaixiangdaodebangjiawoyibeizima?”

“ni!bujiushizongcaiyaogenshenshijituandeqianjindinghunlema,niyoubiyaoyongjieyueweixiema?”

moranxiangtingdaoshenmehaoxiaodehua,xiaodehenshicanlan,meiyanwanwande,fangfozhendehuidaoledangchuneigebuanshishi,zhiyoushiliuqisui,keyibuguxingxiangdaxiaodenianji,erhoutadexiaoshengjiaranerzhi,baibiwuxiadelianshangfangruomengleyicenghuian,yandijifengyichang。

tashulidekanzhemushiqing,“muzong,qingwenniyezheimejuedema?”

mushiqingbochunweimin,yongfuzadeyanshenkanzheta,xiuzhangdezhijieweiweiwanquzhe,“wogenxiaxiadeshi,nibieguaita,tahendanchun,wocengjingshijuededaicidemeiguihenxiyinren,danyujiantacaifaxian,wenshilidexiaobaihua,yiyangyoumeili。”

tachixiaoyisheng,“guanwoshenmeshi,nixihuandaicidemeiguihaishixiaobailian,dougenwomeiguanxi,wojintianlai,shijieyue,nitingbudongrenhuama?”

“ruguonijuedewomenzhijianhaiyoujixuxiaqudekeneng,wokeyijinixiangyaodesuoyouziyuan,dannizhinenghezhiqianyiyang,yinzangwomenzhijiandeguanxi,yebuyaozhaoxiaxiademafan。”

moranmeimouweisuo,fangfozheiyangdehuabushicongmushiqingzuilishuochulaide,bijingzaizheizhiqian,tayizhijuedezheigenanrenqingfengjiyue,meixiangdaozhishibiaoxiangbale,zijidangchushizenmeyanxiakanshangtade。

tahuanlehaoyihuicaichenshengdao:“mushiqing,nishibushiyoubing,wozaigennitijieyue,nizaishishewo,haishijuedewogenneixienvrenyiyang,keyizuonidedixiaqingren,rangnixiangqirenzhifu?nixihuanshenxia,niyaogenmendanghuduiderenlianyin,genwomeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi,nitaikandeqizijile。”

nanrendemeitouhenhendezhouleyixia,tayixiangbuxijiyanlisederen,gengjuedemoranzheihuarangtayuanbenhaibaozhejifenjiaoxingdexinlishunjianjiaomie,talengxiashengyin,“likailehuanyu,nimeiyoudifangkequ,zheixienianzhuandeqiandoupeiweiyuejinle,weilegenwoduqi,zhidema?”

moranzhanleqilai,naqichaneldeliantiaobao,tazhexinghongsesironggaogenxie,zoudaomushiqingmianqian,xianqihongchun,“shigenanrenjiuganjinqianlejieyuehetong,woqunali,gennimeiyouguanxi。”

yifanjiangchixia,mushiqingqianlehetong,danquebaheikahaijilemoran,“zheixienianniyeburongyi,youshenmekunnanjidegenwoshuoyisheng,nengbangdewoyidingbang。”

tapianzhetou,ceyanmeijue,shenshangxiangqirangmushiqingxiayishiculemei,morantianletianbeichi,xiaoyiyingyingdedao:“mushiqing,youmeiyourengennishuoguozheiyangyijuhua。”

nanrenruyudelianpangyirujiwangdewenrun,danyanshenbufucongqian,tayebushineizhongsichanlandadenvren,zaimushiqingyanli,tamoranbuguoshitayishixingqidounongdewanju,genbenbucengbaozhezhenxinduidai,tadexuanzeshimendanghudui,shihaomenlianyin,shishenxia,shichuleshenxiadeqitamingyuan,danbushita。

mushiqingyihuodekanzheta,jingdaixiawen。

moranzuijiaoweigou,“xianggejiaotajizhichuandezhanan,zhongyangkongdiaodongma?nizheizhongzhishanghepolihaishibiedangzongcaile,yanshenhaibuhao,woyougerenshideyankeyisheng,yaobuyaorangtajinikankan。”

zheishichenzangrenwukerenle,“moran,nizaiqifuzongcaibuxieyunizheizhongrenduofeikoushe,shuobulenideshijingzhiyu,jiusuibianzhisangmahuaima?”

mushiqingzhiweiweiyixiao,“moxiaojie,busong。”

tanazouhetong,yebaneizhangheikanalezou,zheixienianjihuanyuzhuanlebushao,pingshenmezoudeshihouhaiyaodaopeisanqianwan,jiranmushiqingbuyao,neitajiunazhe,zheixieqianyebushidafenggualaide。

zhidaoneimoxianxideshenyingxiaoshizaimenkou,mushiqingtaishounieleniebiliang,yuqiliangbo,“tongzhiguanmei,moranyijinghehuanyujieyue,yeheyeneidagezhaohu,rangtanaliyeqianbule。”