shunjian，wobeihedeshoujiaobingyongdiwanghousuo，zhidaotiezaibingliangdeqiangbishang，cailengjingxialai。
“ye，yeye，niganshenme！”
“吓死我了！”
woyilianjinghunweiding，zhijianyeyezuozaiwodechuangbian，yishuangxilideyingyansisididingzhewo，zhidaowokaikou，caihuanhexialai。
“zuoemengle？mengdaoshinianqian？”yeyefeidanmeiyouhuida，fanerhaixiangwopaochuleyiwen。
“yeye！nizenmezhidao？”woneixinjingyi，kanzheyeyeyouxiehuaiyi。
yeyebuhuizheimewuliaoba？
tedilaisuansuanwozuoleshenmeemeng？
“你小子！”
yeyeyiyanjiukanchuanwozaixiangxieshenme，yigebaolijiuqiaodaolewodetoushang。
“yeye！”wowuzhetou，tonghuchusheng，“nidaodiyaoganshenme？”
“ai……”yeyekanlewoyiyan，yaoyaotou，zhangtanchusheng，“nia，shihoudaole……”
时候到了？
“yeye……，nizheihua，shuodewoguaihaipade……”
gaodewomashangjiuyaoshangluyiyang……
woxinliyizhenwuyu，yeyeyouzaihehuwoleba？
zenmezuolegeemeng，jiudaoleyaosiyaohuodedibule？
raner，meidengdaotadehuida，yizhenxiefeng，chuidewobeihoufaliang，neizhongjiuweideganjuequezaicichuxian！
怎么回事！
“kuailai……kuailai……”
wojingkongbudingdikanzhesizhou。
这个声音？！
xiayimiao，jiuxiangdangchuzourushuitanyiyang，wodezhitizaicibushoukongzhi。
renwozenmezhengzha，shuangshoudoujiandingdiwangwodeboziqiaqu！
力道越来越重！
“唔，唔，救！”
yankanzhewobeiqiadefanbaideyanzhuzidouyaotulechule。
“孽畜！”
yeyejianzhuang，mengdeyipaichuangyan，numadao：
“fanletianle！gandangzhewodemianhaiqirenlai！”
shuoba，tayaopozhijian，tazhebeidouqixingbu，xukonghuafu，kouzhonghainiannianyouci：
“tiandixuanzong，wanqibengen，huolingjiaohuan，mieguichuxiong！”
突然！
yeyeshuangmuyiliang，bingzhiweijian！
zhongzhongdidianzaiwodemeixinshang！
dunshi，jinguangzhaxian，yidaoheiqicongmeixinzuanchu，xiangshichuisizhengzhayiyang，zaijinguangdezhaoshexia，fengkuangniudong！
“aaaa！nitaobuguode！nimendoudesi！nimendoudesi！”
zhongyu，bansuizheyizhencierdejianjiao，heiqichedixiaosan。
yeyedemiansequeyijiuningzhong，yangtianzhangxiaodao：
“天要亡我陈家！”
“yeye！”wodaoxiyikoulengqi。
jiujingshishenmetiandadekunnan！
yixiangkekaodeyeyedouluchuzheizhongbiaoqing！
“heiqibushisanlema……”wohaipadetongshi，yegandaobujie。
“zheiheiqizhibuguoshiyidaofenshenbale，danwokanzheiqizhongyuanqihouzhongboza！zhipa，budanshiqiannianyuangui，haibushiyibandequdaoxiuchengdeegui。”
yeyemeitoujinzhou，shouzhongqiasuanbuting，kanlekanwo，yuyanyouzhi。
fanfujici，kandewoyuejiaxinjingroutiao，zuipizidoudeyuejialihai。
woshitanxiangshuoxieshenme，haimeikaikou，jiubeiyeyemengdetuchudeyikouxianxuejingduanlehuatou。
“爷爷！”
“罢了罢了！”
yeyeyilianchentong，huilehuishou，zuzhiwodehua：“laozihuolebashiduonian，yesuanhuogoule！”
“jintianjiushisi，yeyaojiangnizheigendumiaojibaoxialai！”
“陈一合！”
yeyediyicijiaolewodequanming。
“走！去王家村！”
yeyeyibabawocongjialituolechule，zhuaizhewozoushangxiangjiandexiaolu，yibianduiwodingzhu：“nidaihui，jianzheshei，doubuyaodali，buyaohuida！”
wobuzhidaoshenmeqingkuang，haodaishuobuzhunxiayikejiuyaoxiaomingbubao，zheizhongdanandangqian，naganduoshuo？
zhinengnanadidiantou，genzheyeyechuansuozaicaocongzhongxiangqian。
dagaishifenzhongdeyangzi，yeyeqianzhewodedashoumengdeyisuo！
woxinligedengyixia，youchushenmeposhile？
guobuqiran，yeyeyiyanbufa，lazhewodelidaojiazhong，wodejiaobubeipojiakuai。
zhengzaizheishi，yidaojianshengjianqi，cixiongmobiandeshengyinchuxianzaiwodeerbian：“nikanwoshixiangshenhaishixiangren？”
我特么！
撞的什么大运！
不会又是那玩意吧？
woxinliyijin，jiaobubuyouzizhudimanlexialai，zhanzhanweiweidishunzheshengyindefangxiangkanqu。
这时？
一只黄鼠狼？！
huangshulangyoujiaohuangpizi，zaiwomenzheiyoudedifang，haiyougongfengtaweibaojiaxian。
cike，tashuangshouzuoju，lanzailuzhongyang，lanzhulewomendequlu，yizhangmaolianshang，wojurankanchulexiaorong。
该死！
这是讨封！
shuohaotingdian，jiaotaofeng，shuobuhaotingdian，zheijiushixieshu！
heneixiezhengtongxiuliandexianjiabutong，shoushangbuganjingdehuangshulangjing，caihuizoudezheizhongxiemenwaidao，wangxiangyibudengtian。
niyaoshuotaxiangren，tajiujieniqiyunchengren。
suishuonengdedaotabihuyishi，dandanfanqiyunbugouwangshengde，buguangzheibeizipeizaitashoushangle，daomeiqilai，zusunsandaidoubudeanning。
zheiyibeizifugui，yihoudezibeikejiudechitule。
niyaoshuotaxiangshen，neigengdewanwan！
yibanrennayouzigeqinkoufengshen，jiusuanshifenggebanxian，chouguangnidesuoyouqiyunshoumingdoubugoudangtiantou。
kailezheijukou，neidaomeidekebuzhizusunsandaile，buzhijieduanxianghuo，dousuannishidagongdederenle！
yaoshizhijiedama，neijiulianzheibeizidoubiexianganningle，jiuzheizhongxiacibibaodeshengwu，buchanyibeizi，taiyangdounengdaxibianshengqi！
这样算来。
bulunbeitaofengzheruhehuida，doutaobuguoqiyunduanjuedeming！
yiboweiping，yiboyouqi。
yeyemeitoujinsuo，lazhewojiuxiangcongpangbianraoguoqu。
nengdaozheigedibu，douyouyoudiandaoxingdedongxi，yanxiazheijishoudeshihaimeijiejue，shaoremafanweihao。
meixiangdao，zheihuangpizilinghuodehen，woliangcaigangyoudongzuo，yanqianhuangyingshanguo，ciliuyixia，jiuzaicicuandaowoliangmianqian。
huangpizibuyiburao，lianshangxiaorongkuoda，luchuyisirenxinghuadedeyi。
“huangdaxian，deraorenchuqieraoren，yaobuxiangfeilenizheibainiandaoxing！jiujiworangkai！”
yeyenashouguozheigeqi，danweileganjingandaocundongtou，yeqiangrennuqi，xiangyaorangtajianhaojiushou。
“laochentou！nizheihuahaoxiao！nijiaxiaozishenmemingge，nibuqingchu？”
tabudanbushoulian，haifanerxiaoxixidishuo：“yuqibeieguichile，daoburuzhuwochengxian，xingxu，youwohuzhe，hainengduohuogeyiliangtian。”
“nikanwoshixiangshenhaishixiangren？”
“哈哈哈哈哈！”
……
huangpizibudanbuting，haiyishengbiyishengda，yishuangxiaoyanjingsisididingzhewo，kuangxiaodexiangshideleshixinfeng！
zheixia，kandewoxintouyizhenhuoqi，meiguonaozi，zhijieyijiaotishangqu。
“xiangxiangxiang！woxiangnima！”