第1章 出名的舔狗(1635字)

温软有个外号。

jingquanzuimeinvtiangou,duiweihunfuyaoweiqiliansannian,suijiaosuidao。

suoyitadeweihunfugenxiaoqingmei**deshihou,yidingmeixiangdaoaitarugudewenruanzhengzaigebilouzhejunqiaonanmodeyaoshenjiaoshengqiurao。

酒店房间隔音挺好。

danwenruanhaishinenggouyixitingdaogebichuanlaideshengyin。

xushikanchulewenruanfenshen,tashenshangdenanrenhuranbaozhetaxianxideyaozhiyongli:“zhuanxindian。”

nanrenshengyinfuyoucixing,dichenyouxinggan。

wenruanqingyaobochun,qiangrenjidongqing·chao,buyuanjiaochusheng。

“he,paniweihunfutingjianle?”shenshangdenanrenshenqingxixue,tingzhushenxiadedongzuokanxiangta。

nanrenwuguanshensui,xingmeijianmu,biweihunfuneigehaochengzuishuaijingquantaizidezhanangengjiayingjun。

tayouxiemeihuiguoshen,naozilidejiujinghaizaizuoyong,kanzhenanrenlianyuelaiyuemohu。

“我……”

wenruanjiaomeituchuyizi,huahaimeiyoushuowan,shenxiadenanrenbianjixuyongli,sihuxiangyaojiangtazhuangsui。

“bushixiangnawoqitame?”nanrenfushendaotadeerbian,chunjiaofanqiyigexixuedexiao:“neijiujiaodashengdian,rangtazhidao。”

gebizhenghuihanruyudehuoqiyunhunshenyidun,yihuotaitoukanxiangchuangtouneimianqiang。

“zenmele?”shenxiadenvrenbumannanrenhurantingzhudongzuo,taitouwen。

“meishenme。”huoqiyunzhoumei,tazenmehaoxiangtingdaolewenruandeshengyin?

naohaizhongdexiangfayimaochulai,jiubeihuoqiyunxiayishifouding。

gebishengyinyitingjiushifa·qing·lang·nv,zenmekenengshiwenruanneigebaoshouyouwuqudenvren。

erqiewenruanzheimeaiziji,zenmekenenggenbierenshang·chuang!?

xingxuzhishishengyingenwenruanyoudianxiangeryi。

xiangdaozheili,huoqiyunchedifanglexin,chedigenshenxiadenvrenfanyunfuyuqilai。

……

wenruandiertianxinglaideshihou,yijingrishangsangan。

xizaofangchuanlaixixililideshuisheng,tazhengkaiyan,kanzhemandideqing·quyongpinhelingluandeyifulengleyixia。

ranhouzuotianwanshangneixierangrenxiuchidehuamianjiuquanbuyongjinletadenaodai。

“a~”tabatoumaijinbeizili,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

zheiyiqiebenlaidoushizijijihuoqiyunzhunbeide。

yixiangbaoshoudetabenlaidasuanzuotianwanshangxianchuzijidechu·ye,shenzhitoutouzuogongke,mailebushaoqing·quyongpin。

meixiangdaochengletahebiedenanrenzaichuangshangdecuihuaji。

neinanrenshitazailouxiajiubalaode。

zuowankanjianhuoqiyunhelinyaozaiyiqire·wen,tasong,bugandangmianduizhi。

只敢去楼下买醉。

ganghaozheigenanrenyedanshenyigeren,zhangdeyouhaoshencaiyouhao,lianxiangdaogangcaitingdaoweihunfuzaixiaosanmianqianshuozijiexindeshier。

wenruanyebuzhidaodaodishijiujingdezuoyong,haishibeiqifenchonghunletounao。

wenruanjingrandazhegoudanshangqudashan:“xiansheng,nengpeiwoyiwanma?”

“jiaqiannikai。”huayichukou,wenruanjiuyouxiehouhui。

sheizhidaonanrentaishoujiulazhutazhuanshenyuzoudeshouwan,shensexixuedisaoletayiyan。

“好啊。”

zaiyouyishideshihou,wenruanjiuyijingguangliuliudigenshenshangdenanrengundaolechuangshang。

“weng~”zhendongdedianhualahuilewenruandesixu。

tachuizhetoukanxiangshoujipingmu,bomulianggezirangtabugandange,lianmangjieqiledianhua。

dianhuagangjietong,haimeilaidejishuohua。

duimianjiuchuanlaiyigelvexianjianlidenvyin:“wenruan,nizuotianwanshangpaonaerqule?”

wenruanrouleroufatengdenaodai,zhaolegejiekou。

“wanshangganyigexiangmudejindu,youshierma?”

dadianhuadeshiweihunfuhuoqiyundemama,wenruanzaitamianqianyixiangjinxiaoshenwei,shengyindouxiaolexie。

“jintianlaoyeziyaojubanjiayanjineigexiaoyezhongjiefeng,niyaohuilaizhunbeijiayan。”

“还不赶紧回来。”

wenruanyipainaodai,zenmebazheishierwangle。

huoqiyunmamazuilidexiaoyezhong,shihuoqiyunfuqintongfuyimudedidi,zaihuojiapaixinglaosan。

dangnianbeihuolaoyezisongquleguowai,chulveyisuanyeyoushinian。

zheicihuilai,tingwenzheiweihuosanyelaishixiongxiong。

chuanyantashouduanhenla,weiledachengmudewusuobuyongqiji,yincizheixienianzaiwaibukaohuojiayechuangchulexiemingtang。

zheicihuilai,huolaoyezishixiangshoubian,rangtatihuojiamaiming。

napaweihunfuchugui,weihunfudemamaduizijiyizhiqishi,wenruanyebuganfankang。

zhiyinweiwenjiazaoyijingbailuo,tarujindeyiqiedouyaokaozhehuojia。

zuotianwanshangjiujingshangnaozuochudechongdongshiqing,dagaishitazaihuojiazheibanianlaizuodezuidadandeshiqingle。

wenruanbugandange,lianmangduizhedianhualishuoleshenghao,ranhoutaochuqianbaosaxialiangqiankuaisuiyipuchenzaichuangshang,congcongchuanhaoyifulinzhegaogenxiejiuxialelou。

yiwanliangqian,lianchidaina,neigenanmohaiyoudezhuan!

tabuzhidaodeshi,dengdaozijilikaizhihou,xiabanshenweizheyujindenanrenzouchuyushiqiaozhekongdangdangdefangjianhaiyouchuangshangdeliangqiankuaiqian,miansetieqing。

“wenruan,nidaoshihaoyangde!”

nanrenhuayinyiluo,fangzaichuangtoujushangdeshoujibianmoranxiangqi。

tazouguoqujieqidianhua,dianhuaneitouderenjiubigongbijingdidao:“sanye,ninhaiyaoduojiu?”

“huojianeibian,laoyezilaidianhuacuile。”