“yohe!”sunshaobeizheizhenzhangheleyitiao,dingjingyikan,weishoudeshigejiaoyanyudidelengmeiren,dunshifangsongleshenjing。
tasemimidijiangnvrenshangshangxiaxiakanleyibian,diaoxiaodao:“youlailegesongshangmendemeiren,zheishilaotianyekanwozuijinkuangtaijiule,songfulilailehahaha!”
yanba,taxiaozhangdidaxiaoqilai。
lairenzhengshixujiao,tatingwanchehuiquwenqiantaicaizhidao,xiaojingtangdanqiangpimapaolai“jiuta”le,youtingshuozheigeyemansunshaoshoudixiazhishaoshilaihaobaobiao,ganjingenbiaodijieleyibangrenmacongcongganlaijiumougeshadidi。
xiaojingtangtingdaoxujiaodeshengyinshifenjingya,erantaiqitou。
xujiaozaizhei,neitajiudeshishei?
zhijianneibeijiudenvrenweiweisuosuodiduozaichebian,suiranyuxujiaoshenduanxiangsi,quebushixujiao。
“nifangleta!”xujiaozhijieyongminglingshidekouwengensunshaojiaoshe。
“hahaha!”sunshaodaxiaojisheng,“fangleta?keyia,rangzheixiaobailianguizhejiaojishengyeye,nizaipeiwojiwan,shenmehuadouhaoshuo。”
xiaojingtangnule,bujinwuruta,haiwurujiaojiaojie!
“jiaojiaojie,nibieguanwo,wozijilaijiejue!”xiaojingtangsimingzhengzhaqilai。
“zijijiejue?nidoubeiwodachengzheiyanglehaixiangchengyingxiong。”sunshaochaofengdao。
“meishi,wodagedianhua。”xujiaoqingmiaodanxiedianweixiaojingtang,taochushoujidalegedianhua。
“jiaotianwanglaozilaiyemeiyong,zheixiaobailianjintianbixuhengzhechuqu!”sunshaobuxiedao。
henhuagangyiluoxia,xiayimiaozijideshouji**dazuo。
“buhaolexiaoshaoye,youzhifabumenlaichaojiale!”
shenme?sunshaoliansedabian,haimeidenghuihua,lingyigedianhuayoujielejinlai。
duifangpitougailianjiushiyidunchouma:“nizi,zhengtianzhihuireshishengfei,nidaodidezuileshenmebugaidezuideren,zenmehuiyourenlaichaojia!”
marendezhengshisunshaodefuqin,tamuqinyezaipangbianchuoqi:“wanle……quanwanle……womendejiabeichashoule,yiwusuoyoule……”
dianhuashengyinhenda,zaikongkuangjijingdedixiatingcheku,zhouweiderendoutingdaole。
sunshaoehenhendidengzhexujiao:“shini?”
zheishihoutacaiyishidao,mianqiandenvrenbushimeijiaoniang,tashiyitiaobudongshengsequeshirendedushe。
“chouponiang——”sunshaomamalieliedehuahaimeishuowan,jiubeixujiaozhijieledangdidaduan。
“nibaniyeyedoubugandezuiwo,nihaiganmawo?”xujiaochaofenghuiqu,“ruguowoshini,jiuguaiguaifangrendaoqian,shishiwuzheweijunjie。fouzejiubushiqingchajiachanzheimejiandanle……”
“daoqian?daonimadeqian!”sunshaohaixiangchengweifeng,jiaobaobiaobarennaxia。
baobiaotouzimianwubiaoqingdishuodao:“laoyehelaotaiyefenfule,rangwomen‘duncu’nilikedaoqian。”
“nimen!”sunshaoqijibaihuaidizhizheyiqunmianwubiaoqingdebaobiao,queyenatamenmeibanfa,bijingshiyeyederen,tayemeiyoujiegurenjiadequanli。
“hao,wodaoqian,duibuqi,manyileba?”sunshaoyaoyaqiechidishuodao。
xujiaohexiaojingtangzhanzaiyikuai,quedoumeiyouzhisheng。
sunfuyouyigedianhuadaleguolai:“daoqianbugourangguirenmanyi,nideshibafangqiqiewoquanjinisongqufeizhoujituzhudanglaopo,niyebiexiangzaicongjialinayigezi!”
sunshaowenyan,xinyiliang,xiaolaopomeilejiumeile,bunengmeiyouqiana,taxunsudizhijieguixiaketou:“duibuqi!duibuqi!”
ranerkededishangdoushixue,xujiaoyewudongyuzhong,zhishiyanedipielesunshaoyiyan,jiurangshouxiabarentuozoudiuchuqule。
suihouyoupairenbaluodannvrensonghuijia,caizhuanshenhexiaojingtangqulejiudian。
酒店房间内。
“lailailai,kuaiguolai!”xujiaoduixiaojingtangzhaozhaoshou,“wojinicadianyao。”
xujiaocongjiudianfangjianlizhaochuyigeyiyaoxiang,limianyouyixiechangyongyao,jiuzhaohuxiaojingtangzhunbeiweitashangyao。
“wozijilaiba。”xiaojingtangbuhaoyisidinaolenaotou。
“jiejieshenmemeijianguo,haixiushenme?” xujiaominzuiyixiao,“youbuhuichileni。”
jianxujiaorucijianchi,xiaojingtangyezhinengwunaizhaozuo。
yaojiushenjinxiaojingtangdejifu,yishijiantengdetaziyaliezui。
“si!”xiaojingtangdaochouyikoulengqi,zhizhuxujiao。
xujiaoyijing,jimangshuo:“shibushinongtengnile?”
xiaojingtangkuxiao:“haojiejiea,nifangguowoba,queshitengya……”
xujiaowenrouyixiao,zhijiebayaosaijixiaojingtang:“neinizijishangba,woxiaqudinggebaoxiang。”
dengxiaojingtangjiannandizijishanghaoyao,anzhaoxujiaojidedizhizhaoguoqu,quefaxianqianmianyouyiqunrenchaodebukekaijiao。
“shenmemeibaoxiangle?zhaorenrangyigechulaia!”
“zheidianxiaoshidoubanbuhao,nizheidianhaixiangkaixiaquma?”
“jiushi,dezuilejiangshao,rangnizaijiangtianshihunbuxiaqu!”
tameizaiyi,guaiguowanjinlexujiaoyudingdebaoxiang,liangrenzuodinghouzhaolaifuwuyuanzhunbeidiancai。
“buhaoyisi,zheigebaoxiangzhiqianjiuyijingbeiyudingle。”
baoxiangjingligenzaifuwuyuanhoumianzoulejinlai,baoqiandishuo:“shiwomenfuwurenyuannongcuole。”
“niquedingshifuwuyuannongcuole,erbushi……baoxiangbugourangwomenrangwei?”xiaojingtangmantiaosilidishuo。
jingliyileng,jianbeichuochuanle,yemeiyoufouren,zhijiexiazhukeling:“fanzhengliangweikuaichuquba,zheigebaoxiangnimenyongbule。”
“zenmeyounimenzheiyangzuoshengyide?”xujiaoqifen,zijiqingkequeyudaobaoxiangbeiqiang,taishimianzile!
“nirangqiangbaoxiangdeneirenzijilaizhaowo!wodaoshiyaokankanshisheizheimexiaozhang!”xujiaobanzhelianlengshengdao。
“zenmehaimeihaoa?”menwaichuanlaiyishengbunaifandenuma,baoxiangmensuijibeituikai,yixingwurenzoulejinlai。
weishoudeshiershisuichutoudeyingjunqingnian,dancangbaidelianseheshenxiandeyanquan,touluzheyigubukemingzhuangdexuruogan。
“jiangshao!”jiancirenjinlai,baoxiangjinglichanmeididazhaohu,gongjingdeyitahutu。
xujiaojianlairen,lianseyeshiyibian,jingranshidingtoushangsideerzi,kanlaizhinengyumendirenzaile。
“嗤!”
tingdaozheigechenghu,xiaojingtangzhenshirenjunbujin,dangchangxiaochulesheng。
tadejudongluozaijiangshaoyanli,bianchenglebuxieheqingshidetiaoxin,jiangshaolianseyuelaiyuenankan,zijitangtangjiangtianshizhengfaweishujideerzi,pingchangrenqianrenhou,nagebushiduizijigonggongjingjingde?zheigejiahuojurangandangmianchaoxiaoziji!
“xiaozi,suiranwobuzhidaoninalaidediqi,danwoxuanbu,nijintianrenaolewo。”jiangshaolenglengdao。
tayanjingsaoguoxujiao,yinxiaozhetianletianchun:“jinilianggexuanze,yi,guixialaiketoupeizui,rangnideniupeiwoyitian;er,guixialaiketoupeizui,rangnideniupeiwoyiye!”
youyigoutuizizaineixiaozhangaimeidixiao:“huozhedisangexuanze,guixialaiketoupeizui,zairangniupeizanjiangshaoyitianyiye。”
shenhoudegenbanyiqihongrandaxiaoqilai。
xiaojingtangwenyan,shoulexiao:“xiaomaoxiaogoujiuganzicheng‘shao’,zhenshishanzhongwulaohu,houziyeganchengdawang!”
ranerxujiaoquelalelata,dishengeryu:“tashijiangtianshizhengfaweishujideerzi,rebuqi!zanmenkuaizouba!”
“paleba!haha!”goutuizibiyidikanzhemianqiandeerren。
“yaozoukeyi,guixialaiketoupeizui。”jiangshaosuibianlalezhangyizizuozaimenkouduzhulequlu。
“erqie,nikewantoukeyigun,danshini!”tazhizhexujiao,“nibixuliuxiapeiwo。”
jiangshaokanzhexujiao,zongjuedexinlixiangyouxiaomaozainaoyiyang。
xujiaoyouxinchongchongdikanlexiaojingtangyiyan:“niganjinzouba!bieguanwole!”
“bukeneng!”xiaojingtangzhandingjietiedijujuelexujiaodetiyi。
xiaohua,tayigedananren,haiyaoyigenvrenxishengzijilaitaomingma?
“别怕!有我在!”
xujiaoneixinshifendongrong,xiuseyiweidaotashenbian。
jiangshaojianci,nuhuozhongshao:“bushitaiju!nimenjintianbiexianghuozhezouchuzheijiadian!”
tazhihuizijidelianggewankugenban:“nimen,batajiwowangsilida!”
xiaojingtanglengxiaoyisheng,yingleshangqu,zhiting“sou”deyisheng,yidaocanyinglveguo,baoxiangwaixiangqigenbandeaihao:“aiyo,tengsiwole!”
lingyigewankujianzhuang,chaoqiyigejiupingzijiuzaleguoqu,xiaojingtangshenshougedang,jiupingshuaibeizaileqiangshang,pilipalasuileyidideboli。
baoxiangjinglijianzhuang,aihao:“wodejiu——”
taxiongxiangbilu,buganchaojiangshaokaikou,dankeyizhaozheigenanrenpeiqian:“peiqian!yibaiduowanni!”
jiangshaowenyanlenglengyixiao,jietifahui,rangfuwuyuanqujiaozongjingli。
zongjinglidaizheyiqunheiyibaoan,yishanglaijiushuo:“woyijingzhidaoshiqingjingguole,xiaohuozi,nizasuilewomendejiu,zhaojiapeichangba。”
“nimen!”xujiaoqiji,zhizherengjiupingdewanku,“shitazade!”
“womendefuwuyuanhejinglidoukandaoshinimenzade,erqiejiupingzijiuzaitajiaoxia。”zongjingliyilianduding。
“beibi**!”xujiaobaocu,“yibaiwanshiba,laoniangji!”shuowanjiuxiangtaoka。
jiangshaochaofengdao:“xiaobailian,nihaishibushinanren?rangnvrentaoqian!”
genbanjiecha:“meiqianjiubaguanglequjieshangzuoqigai,taofanpeiqian!fangxin,xiongdihuishangnilianggezide。”shuozhejiuyaozhihuibaoanmendongshou。
“manzhe,sheishuowomeiqiande?”xiaojingtangnachuyizhangheika,heikashangwenshizheyitiaojinlong。
ranerzhongrenyikan,kashangmeiyourenheshuzizhanghao,dunshifenfenquxiao:
“puchi!nalaidewanjuka!”
“zheisunzizhuangbichengyinleshiba!”
“hahahaxiaosiwole!”
ranerzongjinglikandaozheizhangka,quelianseshunjiancanbai。
zheikebushisheidounengyongyoudeka!
“zhei……zheizhangkashinindema?”zongjingliduoduosuosuodijieguoka,etoushangmaochucencenlenghan。