第3章 小骗子,竟胡说八道

“我没事。”

“e,neiwojixulea。”

“dengdeng,”huosichenwendao:“suoyinigangganggenwoshuolezheimejiudezhiyeguihua,jiushikanxiang?”

luoqingqingzixinditingqixiaoxiongfu,jiaoaodao:“womenzheiyixing,jiaozuoxiangshi。kanmianxiangkanshouxiang,kanfengshuisuanjiyuan,buguaqihuang,yangyangdoudehuide。”

huosichenlianshangdebiaoqinglikejingcaifenchengqilai。

“haiyouniganggangshuode‘jieke’,shizhi......”

“jiedaigukea!nindeyeyelaohuoxianshengzaiwozheilixialedanfuledingjin,rangwolaibangninkanxiang,neininjiushiwodeguke,wozirandehaohaojiedainin,yedehaohaozuoshi,bunengzalewonainaidezhaopaiya!”

huosichendelianseyouheilejifen,biaoqingyexiangdangzhijingcai。

buguoliansezainankan,yeyidiandoubuyingxiangtadehaomianxiang。

luoqingqingkanzhetongjinglimianhuosichendelian,xiaoyinyinde:“huoxiansheng,nindeyanweijiroubaoman,pifurunze,meiyouewenezhi,yebuaoxian,haitebiedeguanghua,fuqigongshifenhaoni,jianglaiyidingnengqudaoyigetebiehexinyidenvzizuoqizide,erqiekannindeyanweiweiweishangtiao,zheishizhengyuantaohuahenkuaijiuyaodaolaidezhengzhaoe!”

huosichenyixiangduizheixiedongxicunzhebanxinbanyidetaidu,naizhexingzitingtashuowan,miansepingjingrushui。

zheiniantoukanmianxiangderenweileduozhengqian,doushijianhaotingdeshuo。

tadanshensanshinian,nvrenduitalaishuojiushigemafan,tayijingzuohaoledushendedasuan。

zhaonvren,shixiantagongzuobugouduo,taixianlema?

tadenaixinzhengzaihaojin:“haole,zheijiusuanfuwuwanleba?”

“haimeihaimei,haiyouzinvgongmeiyoukanni!”

luoqingqingzizixixidikantongjing,kouzhongniannianyouci:“sanyangpingman,ersunfulu,erqietianfuxingzaizinvgong,ninjianglaideernvhuihenduo,zhishaosangeyishang,fuzifunvdeganqinghenhao,zinvxinggehuopokeai,yedoushifenxiaoshun,erqiejianglaiyehuigenniyiyang,shihenyoubenshiderenni!”

huosichenmianshanghanzhexiao,xinliquezaifufei。

xiaopianzi,jinghushuobadao。

“xiaoshifu,nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

“woa?”luoqingqingshouhuitongjing,zhilezhizijidebizi,yanjingliangjingjingde:“wojiaoluoqingqing,luoshuideluo,qingqingwowodeneigeqingqing。”

huosichendiantou,“ninainaijiniqidemingzi?”

“shia,nainaishuowomingzhongqueshui,suoyimingzilimianyaoyoushuicaixing。qishiwobababuxingluode,shinainaijiwogailexing。”

luoqingqing,677,tanainaiqimingzihaihaizhenshihuishengjinger。

“huoxiansheng,mianxiangkanwanle,yaobuwozaijininkankanfengshuiba?wokanfengshuikezhunle,shoufeiyebuguide!”

这是推销起来了?

huosichenzuijiaoqinzheyimoxiao,turanlailexingzhi:“haoa,neinijikankan,zheigefangjiandefengshuizenmeyang?”

“ng!”luoqingqinggaoxingdizhanqilai,“huoxiansheng,wonengcanguanyixiafangjianma?kanfengshuidehuadekandezixiyidiancaizhune。”

huosichendiandiantoumoxule:“nikanba。”

“好嘞!”

zheigefangjianhaizhendeshida,genmigongyiyang。

luoqingqingzouguojigefangjianjiuyoudianmilule,zhinengcongxiaobaobaolitaochuyigeluopanchulai,bangzhuzijibianbiefangxiang。

huosichenyebuzheji,manyouyoudigenzaitashenhou:“nishoulinadezheigeyoushishenme?”

“zheigea,shixunlongchi。nenggoukanfangxiang,bianjixiong,shiwonainaichuanjiwode。”

huosichenshixiao:“kanchushenmelaile?”

“wu,huoxianshengnizhuzaizheilidoubuhuimiludema?”

“zheishiwodefangjian,woweishenmehuimilu?”

“也对哦。”

buguoyigerenzhuzheimedayigefangjian,yeshigoushechide。

erqiehaishizaicuntucunjindeshizhongxin。

“霍先生。”

“嗯?”

“wogangganglaideshihou,kandaowaimianzhuangxiudejinbihuihuangde,qishiwojianyininhuandiaode。zheiliwuxingshuhuo,huokejin,ruguoyongjinsezhuangxiudehua,kongpashengyibutaihao。”

“mili”deyingyeequeshibutaihao,buguozheilibingbushitamingxiachanyedezhuyaoshouyilaiyuan。

dangchumaixiazheili,yezhishidanchunweileyougetanshengyidedifangeryi,meiyouzhiwangtazhuanduoshaoqian。

gengzhongyaodeshi,tabutaixihuanzheizhongzhizuijinmidechanghe。

zuijintayijingyoujihua,bazheiligaizaochengchengyigegaoduanspazhongxin。

“neinijuede,yinggaizenmezhuangxiu?”

luoqingqingdao:“mushenghuo,yongchunmuzhijiegoulaizhuangxiu,huiduishengyidayouhaochude。buguomuzhijiegourongyifashenghuozai,wojianyininhaishibazheiligaichenggeyouyongguanhuozheshuishangleyuanzhileide,budangengjiaanquan,erqieyidingbixianzaideshengyihaoshibei!”

huosichenbujindianlediantou,zheixiaoguniangzheicidaoshishuoduile。

buguotasuozhidaodeguanyu“shui”dechanye,yezhiyouyouyongguanheshuishangleyuanleba?pashilianspashishenmedoubuzhidao。

“neinijuede,shiyouyongguanhaiyidian,haishishuishangleyuanhaoyidian?”

luoqingqingtingxialejiaobu,weiyisisuo,“wojuedehaishishuishangleyuanhaoyidian,youzhuyuninzhaodaozhengyuantaohuae!”

raozhewuzizhuanleyidaquan,luoqingqingdexunlongchidaoshipaishangledayongchang,zhongyuyouhuidaolezuikaishidedifang。

tazhangchuleyikouqi,nainaijidebaobeikezhenshiyouyong。yaoshizhenmilule,yebuzhidaohuoxianshengzuihouhaikenbukenfuqian。

fukediguodehuozongdangranshibukenengbujiqiande。

taduizheigexiaopianzidaoshimeiyouyikaishineimedichule,jiechuxialai,fajuetajiushigetingdanchundexiaoyatou,meishenmebiedehuaixinyan。

jianguanleshangchangshangdeeryuwozha,nvrenmendechanmeidaotie,zheiyangdedanchundaoshixiandeyoujifenkegui。

“huoxiansheng,qingwenweikuankeyijielema?”

huosichen“ng”leyisheng,“yigongduoshaoqian?”

luoqingqinggaoxingqilai,“nindeyeyejilewuqiankuaiqiandingjin,ninzaijiwowuqianjiuxingle,fengshuijiusuanshiwozengsongde,bushouniqianle。”

huosichenzaizhipiaobenshangxiexiayixingshuzi,sixialaidijita:“nifuwule,neijiudeshouqian。zheilishiyibaiwan,jiudangshijinideshangjin,nijintiandefuwuhenbucuo,zheishiniyingdede。”

一、百、万?

一百万!!!!

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