diertianyidazao,sunwukongyouyouzhuanxing,dalegehaqian,zhijielaileyigeliyudating,congdishangbengleqilai。
“早啊!”
yuanchutangsenzhengzaishenghuozuofan,kandaosunwukongqilai,limamanlianxiaoyidejitadazhaohu。
zuotiandehuyaotixingjuda,tahesunwukongliangrenzhichileyiban,zhenghaoshengxiayibankeyidangzuozaocanjixuchi。
“怎么样?”
“anjinideshentongmiaofa,nilianhuilemei?”
sunwukongxiaoyinyindewendao。
“suanshimodaoleyidianqiaomen,buganshuoxuehuile!”
yidaoshengyinzaibeihouxiangqi,helesunwukongyitiao。
taganmanghuiguotouqukan,faxianshenhoujingranyouyouyigetangsenbaozheyikunchaihuocongwaimianzoulejinlai。
“乖乖!”
“zheishiniyongxianghuozaochulaidehuashen?”
“wojingranwanquanmeiyoufajuebudui!”
sunwukongdengdaleyanjing,manliandebukesiyi。
“meicuo,tashiyihao,woshierhao!”
shenhouzhengzaishaohuodetangsenxiaozhekaikoudao。
“还有我,三号!”
youyouyigetangsencongliwuzoulechulai,shoulilinzheyigetanzi。
sunwukongzuibazhangdenengsaixiayikejidan。
“ai……,houzi,nijiwodezheishenwaihuashenzhifatainanle,woxiulianleyiwanshang,yicixingzuiduokongzhisangehuashen,zaiduojiubuxingle,ganjuenaozibutaigouyong。”
youyouyigetangsencongyuanzilidedashushangtiaoxialai,qingqingdaleyigexiangzhi,shunjianshaohuode、jianchaide,linzhejiutanzidetangsenchaneijiandouxiaoshibujianlezongying。
tangsenshenshoubaneixuankongdejiutanjiezhu,dakaipingsaiwenlewendao,yilianxisedao:“shijiuai,bucuobucuo,jintianzaoshangyoujiuyourou,qihuole。”
“嗯?”
tangsenzhengmanlianxise,xiangyaowenwenhouzihuibuhuihejiu,yizhuanlianqueshifaxianzheihouzilianseturanbiandejiqizhengning,sisidedingzheziji,yourujianguileyiban。
“houzi,nizenmele?”
“又犯病了?”
tangsenganmangbajiutanzifangxia,yiliandanxindewendao。
zheihouzizhiqianzaishanshangjiufengfengdiandiande,zheimobushiyouyaofafengle。
“哈哈哈!”
sunwukongturanyangtiandaxiaoleqilai,xiaozhexiaozhe,yanjiaoqueshiyouleihualuolexialai。
“zeilaotian,anhenidouleyiqiannian,rujinzongsuanrangankandaoleyisixiwanga!”
“nijiandengzhe,hahaha!”
“呃……!”
tangsennaolenaohounaoshao,yilianmomingdekanzhemianqianyoukuyouxiaodehouzi。
“heshang,zou,chenzhexianzaibaixingdoumeixing,wodainiqugedifang。”
turansunwukongmengdishouqilexiaosheng,yilianreqiedelazhutangsenjiuwangwaipao。
tangsenbumingsuoyi,yilubeisunwukongladaolehumiaocuncunkou。
neiliyouyigexianghuoliaoraodexiaomiao,qineigongfengzhedenaishiyigezuozaiyitoubanlanmenghushangmoyangweiyandeluohan。
“zheishifomenshibaluohanzhongfuhuluohandenisu!”
“yeshihuashengsibeihouzhenzhengdekaoshan,humiaocunneidexianghuo,yinggaijiushibeitashouzoude。”
“niruoshixiangyaogaibianhumiaocundexianzhuang,neijiubatadesuxiangtaichulai,rangzijidehuashenzhujinqu,chengweihumiaocunzhenzhengdeshouhushen。”
“zheiyangwulunniqulenali,zhiyaoyouyaomoruqinhumiaocun,nidounengyousuoganying,yixianghuojiayuhuashenzhanshazhi。”
“buguo,nikeyaoxianghaole,fuhuluohanzaifomenzhineishilibuxiao,nitaizoutadesuxiang,bianxiangdangyuhetayouleyinguo,weilaicishikongpawufashanle。”
“呵!”
“wotangtangjinchanzizhuanshi、shishixiuxingdehaoren,fozuerdizi、weilaidezhantangongdefo,pata?”
tangsenyilianbuxie,haobuyouyushangqianyibajiubafuhuluohandenisucongxiaomiaozhizhongtailechulai,zhongzhongdewangdishangzaqu。