第1章 龙娇娇陈半仙儿凤骨

woshiwomazaicunzhongcitanglijianlaidehaizi。

wodelaojiazailaolongcun,neishiyigesanmianhuanshanzhiyouyitiaozhulujinchudeluohoudexiaocunluo。

cunzidezuixitouyouyigecitang,citangligongfengzheyigepantuibiyanzuozaishitaishangderoushenpusa。

tingshuoneiroushenpusashouxianghuogongfengjibainianle,kelengshixianggehuorenyiban,yanjiemaoshouzhijiadouqingxikejian。

jingchangzaicunzhonghebiandaliushuxiabaitansuanmingdechenbanxianerzongshihuigenneixieaisichuluantaodehaizimenjianggushi。

shuoneiroushenpusajibainianqiancengjingjiangfuleyigezailaolongcunhoumiandeshizushanzhongxiuliandeqianniansheyao,neiqianniansheyaoweilededaochengxian,tunlehaoduorendelingpo,chadianrangdangniandelaolongcunchengrenjiandiyu。

neishishijijiangyinglaiqianxiniande99nian,cunzhongdehaizidoukanguolexinbainiangzichuanqi,yitingdaoqianniansheyao,buyouzizhujiuhuixiangqidianshijulineiwenroushanliangdebaisuzhen。

suoyi,xuduohaiziduicunzhongcitanglineigeroushenpusahenshibuman,napachenbanxianerzongshijihonghongdejieshishuoneiroushenpusashilaolongcundedajiuxing,haizimenyiranduineigushibuxieyigu。

meicichenbanxianergushijiangdaoyiban,neixiediaopihaizijiupaomeiyingle。

zhiyouwo,yigebeiqitahaizijiaozuohangua、xiaoshazidehanyatou,huishaxiaozheliuzhehalazizhanzaidaliushuxia,tingzhebanxianeryeyehuishenghuisedejianggushi。

“taiyangdangkongzhao,hanguahuishaxiao,xiaoniaoshuozaozaozao,laolongcundeshazijiushilongjiaojiao!”

meicitamenchanggechaoxiaowo,banxianeryeyedouhuizhouzhemeitoupipingtamen。

“yi!kebuganluanchanga,jiaojiaoshigehaohaizi!tayishenfenggu,nimennandaomeikanchutazhangdegencitanglineigeroushenpusaduoxiangma?wokantademianxianghuagui,juefeichangren,nimenkebuxingxiaohuataa!”

neiqunhaizizongshihuixiaodegengsiwujidan。

“eee!mianxianghuagui——huiliuzuishui!yishenfenggu——guanghuixiao,buhuiku!eee!longjiaojiaojiushigexiaoshazi!hahaha……”

tamenxiao,woyeshahuhudegenzhetamenyiqixiao,banxianeryeyebianhuiwangzhewotankouqi。

“ai!mingmingshihuaguiwubidemianxiang,zenmejiumeilelinggenni?kexia!taikexile……”

kedangzhewomademian,neiqunhaizishibuganchaoxiaowode。

womajiaozhangjunxiang,zailaolongcunlikailegexiaomaibu。

neiqunhaiziaichidelatiaoguazipaopaotang,quancunjiuzhiyouwojiayou!

pingshi,liusuidewobushizaiwojiapangbianneitiaohebiandedaliushuxiatingbanxianeryeyejianggushi,jiushizuozaiwojiaxiaomaibumenkoudedashitoushangkanzhelailaiwangwangdelurenshaxiao。

“aiyo,kexileyo,zheimeqizhengyigexiaonier,jingranshigeshazi!nishuojunxiangyanghuotatushani!”

“kebushi,junxiangnianjiqingqing,weishabuzijishenggehaizini?nanguaitagongpobudaijiantani,bujilaowushenggeyinanbannv,jianlaizheiyatouhaishigeshazi……”

“yi……nikexiaoshengdian!junxiangkanzheiyatoukandegenyanzhuziyiyang,guolexiahaizhunbeisongzheiyatouquxianchengshangxueni!nishuotaguinvdehuaihua,junxiangtingjianlexiaomaibudedongxibushejinile……”

yiquncongwojiaxiaomaibumaidongxichulaidelaoniangmengangzouchuwojiaxiaomaibudemen,jiukezheguazihaobubihuiwodedangzhewodemianxiaoshengyilunqilai。

woyirandaidaidezuozheshaxiao。

neiqunlaoniangmengenglaijingle。

“yi……nimenkankanta,fenbuqinghaolaihua,haixiaoni!”

“jiushi,yaobushuotashigeshazini……”

dengtamenxiaogoule,womazonghuibiezheqidashengjiaowohuixiaomaibudewulitou。

congtafanglingqiandechoutilinachuyibenshuzhizhediyiyeshangdeziwenwoneishishenmezi。

woshaxiaozhe,yizhangzuizhunbeishuohua,zuishuijiuxianliulexialai。

“……bu、buzhidao!mama,woxiangchipaopaotang!”

“da!zheigezinianda!aiyowodoujiaoniduoshaobianledou!nixiacizaiburendewojiudanilea!”

meiciworenbuchuneixietajiaowolejibaibiandezishi,mamadouhuishanghuodejuqibazhangzuoshidawo。

“heihei!da,da!wojizhule,mama,woyaochipaopaotang!”

mamatankouqi,juqidebazhangshunshiconghuojiazishangfangzhedesuliaoguanzilimochuliangpaopaotanglai。

“唉!给!”

woyongshoubeicengcengzuijiaodekoushui,huantianxididejieguopaopaotang,yigerenanjingdezuohuimenkoudedashitoushangjiaopaopaotang。

这种情景经常出现。

zhidaoneitian,yiliangzengguangwaliangdeheisexiaojiaochetingzaiwojiaxiaomaibudemenqian。

neigeniandai,cunzhongdedaduoshurenjiahaiguodebingbufuyu,zhenggelaolongcun,yejiuzhiyoucunzhangjiayouyiliangzaixianchengqinqijieshaodechefanzineilimaidebuzhidaobeiguolejishoudechanghemianbaoche。

suoyi,neiliangheisexiaojiaocheyichuxian,lijixiyinlexiaomaibuzhouweisuoyourendeshixian。

yigexizhuanggelvdenianqingnanrencongfujiashideweizhizoulexialai。

bishizhengzhishengxia,dajiadouredenengchuanduoshaochuanduoshao,haoduoxiadiganhuodelaoyemenershenzhiguangzhebangzi,neinanrenquebazijiwudeyanyanshishide,yikanjiuhenguaiyi。

yongneiqunkanxihandelaoniangmendehuashuojiushi,yebupawuyishenfeizi!

neinanrenxiachehouzaiwojiaxiaomaibumenkouzhanleyihuier,tadaizheyifukuandademojing,shoushanghaidaizheyifubaishoutao。

guoleyihuier,taconghuailitaochuyigeheisedexiaopingzi,jiangneipingzifangzaizijierduobiantingleyihuierhouzuijiaoqingqingyiche。

wodangshizhengzaishizhebazuilidepaopaotangchuichuyigedapaopaolai。

xianjiaojixia,ranhouyongshetoujianyiding,zuiyijue,yongliyichui——

“pu”deyisheng,haoqiaobuqiao,neituodaizhewokoushuidepaopaotangyixiazifeidaoleneixizhuangnandedatuishang。

zhouweiyoulaoniangmentoutouwuzhezuixiaoleqilai。

xizhuangnanyebushengqi,jiangshouzhongdexiaoheipingfanghuihuaizhong,zoudaowoshenbiandunxiashenlai。

“xiaopengyou,zheishinijiama?”

tazhaixiamojing,yishuangyanxiaoyiyingying。

“ng!”woguaiguaidediandiantou。

paopaotangbuxiaoxintudaoletashenshang,gangkantadunxiashenzi,datuishangdepaopaotangyoubeijiyachulegengdademianji,haohaodeyitiaoxikujiubeineituofenhongsedepaopaotangjinongzangle。

qishiwoxinlitingguoyibuqude。

suoyi,dangxizhuangnanjiwoyizhangqianrangwoqubangtajinwojiaxiaomaibunagedahuojishi,wojiutinghuadejinlexiaomaibu。

womazaixiaomaibulizaojiukandaolemenwaideneigexizhuangnan。

talengzheyizhangliankanzheshaxiaodewodidaotamianqiandeneiyizhangqian,bingmeiyoujieguoneizhangqianjiwodahuoji。

xizhuangnanxiaozhezoujinwojiaxiaomaibu。

“zheishinidehaizima?”

womabingmeiyouhuidatadehua,zhishiqingqingdaleyixiawodeshou,woshoulideneizhangqiandunshidiaozailedishang。

qiguaideshi,neiqianyipengdaodimian,likebianchenglehaoduoxiaoheichongzi!

womayiduojiao,neixiexiaoheichongzidunshisisanertao,shunjianxiaoshibujianle。