第1章 流氓骗子

“zheiweiguniangliubu,tianyoubucefengyunrenyoudanxihuofu,wokanguniangmaoruotianxiandanquemeizhongbuzu,buruorangxiaodijinisuanshangyiguaruhe?”

zhandajieshang,tangfengyilianxianmeidexiaorongkanzheyigeshaonv,xinzhongquezaibuduanfufei。

choulaotou,chuquyunyousihaizheimehaodeshieryebudaishangwo,feiyaorangwolaishisuzhaoshenmebagenvren,kewochifandouchengwentilehaizhaoshenmenvren。

“shenjing,wonalimeizhongbuzule?”

neinvhaihenhendedengletangfengyiyanhoubufagengkuaidezouleqilai。

qie,meizhongbuzudoushizaikuani!

tangfengxinzhongfufeibuduan,danweilehunkoufanchi,taquehaishidezhaorenbushi。

zheishihou,pangbianquefashenglesaoluan。

tangfengyiyankanguoqu,bujinkandaoyigenanrengenyigenvrenlalachechede、

“meinv,zhuangwoyixiajiuzheimezoule,niyetaimeilimaoleba。”

nanrenxipixiaoliandelazhenvrendewaiyishuozhe,tongshizeiyanbuzhudewangmeinvdeyineiluanpiao。

erneiwaiyijingtazheimeyila,neimeinvdejianbangdunshilulechulai,rangtangfengdemuguangdunshiweizhiyining。

tamuguangjiongjiongdekanxiangleneimeinvjianbangshangdeyigezhi。

xiangbudaozheimekuaijiubeiwozhaodaoyige!

tangfengjingshenyizhen,zouguoquzhihoumiansequebujinguguaiqilai,zheimeinvdemianxiang……

taxinzhongguguaizhijian,neimeinvyijingduineinanrenshuodao:“fangshou,bieyiweiwobuzhidaonishiguyide!”

nanrendunshixixixiaoleqilai:“meinv,zheishinizhuangdewo,zenmenengshuowobushiguyideni?”

ranerzheishihou,tangfengzhijiezouleshangqu。

“zheiweixiongdi,kannimianxiang,nikongpayouxueguangzhizaia!”

neinanrenkanxiangtangfeng,zhoumeishuodao:“nalilaideshenjingbing。”

neimeinvkanxiangtangfengdeyanshenyehenshiguguai,jiusuanyaobangmangyebudaiyouzheizhongzhongerdekaichangbaideba。

tangfengqueheheyixiao,zoudaonananrenmianqianhouzhijieyiquantoudaleshangqu。

peng,zheiyiquantouzhijiedadeduifangbiaoleyikouxue。

“**,nitemedegandawo!”

tangfengmianseyileng,lenghengyishengshuodao:“xiangdaniderenduozheni,dabaitiandeniganmani!”

neinanrenbeishuodemianseyibian,kankanzuoyouhouhenhendehengleyisheng。

“你给我等着!”

shuowan,tahenhendedengletangfengyiyanhou,rouzhelianzoule。

“谢谢你。”

zheishihoumeinvzeduitangfengdaoxiele,erqiehaiweiweigonglegongshenzi,rangzhanzaitaduimiandetangfengzhijiekandaolexiongqiandeneiyimoshensuihejiebai。

xinzhongyidang,tangfengbujinwendao:“meinvjiaoshenme?”

xiangbudaotangfenghuizhijiewenzijidemingzi,tabujinyileng,jiezhehuidadao:“yaomeijia。”

tangfengbujinyanzhuyizhuan,shuodao:“haomingzi!”

shuozhe,tazixiduanxiangqiyaomeijialai,yaomeijiabeitakandehenshibuzizai,bujinshuodao:“neige,zen,zenmele?”

tangfengshuodao:“kanmeinvmianxiang,zuijinpashizhengfantaohua,yintangqingsiruoxian,meijiaoyouzaoyoucun,zheitaohua,pashiyoushaya!”

yaomeijiayitingzheihuadunshimeitouzhouqi,yuqibushandeshuodao:“wojintianxinqingbucuo,zheihuawojiudangmeitingdaole!”

huayinluoxia,tazhijiecongtangfengdeshenbianzouguo。

kantazouguoqudeshenxingtangfengbingmeiyouzulan,zhishibeishenyouyoushuodao:“guniangyintangqingsiruoxian,pashijintianyudaoleshenmekaixindeshiqing,danguniangmeijiaoyouzaoyoucunjiazhimingfantaohua,xianranjinrikaixinzhishinaiyinneiweizhiyouzaozhiren!”

“youdaoshi,shichufanchangbiyouyao,guniangnandaobuxiangzhidaozheiqizhongdeyuanyinma?”

yuanbenyijingzouchuliangbudeyaomeijialimajiaobuyidun,shuoshihua,tangfengdezheixiehuajujudoushuojinletadexinwo。

zhuanguotou,takanxiangtangfengdebeiying,bieshuo,zheiyiketangfengdebeiyinghaizhenjiuyoudiangaoshenmocedeweidao。

zheishihou,tangfengzhuanshenshuodao:“zhiyaoshiwan,xiaodaowobiweiguniangbushangyigua,miandeguniangzaoletaohuazhisha!”

“神经!”

yuanbenhaijuedetangfengyoudiangaorenfengfandeyaomeijiazhijiezhuanshenjiuzou,yidiandoubudaiyouyude。

tangfengmengle,zenmeshuozoujiuzou!

“aiguniang,nishibushixianguia,shiwanbuxingbawanxingbu,wuwan,woqu,yiwan,bunengzaidile,wobunengzalewomenzhugeshensuandezhaopaibushi。”

tingtangfengbutingdezaishenhoutaotao,yaomeijiabuyanqifan,zhijiezhuantoushuodao:“nifanbufan!”

kandaoyaomeijiahuishen,tangfengyanjingyiliang。

“guniang,yiwanniyaohaixianguidehua,baqianxingbu?”

yaomeijialengxiaobuyi,hengdao:“wokannizheishenmeshensuandezhaopaiyebingbuzhiqian。”

tangfengshenseyiku,zhengyaoshuohua,zheishihoupangbianzuozaizijiadianmenqiandeyigelaotouturanshuodao:“xiaohuozi,woyuanbenkannirenpinbucuo,danwoxianzaifaxiannijiushigeliumangpianzi。”

tangfengniutoukanxianglaotou,bumandeshuodao:“wozenmejiuliumangpianzile?”

laotouhengxiaoyisheng,shuodao:“kanrenjiaguniangzhangdebucuojiutaojinhu,haisuangua,zheibushiliumangpianzishishenme?”

shuowan,laotouyouchongyaomeijiashuodao:“guniangniganjinzou,genzheizhongrenmeishenmehaochechede。”

yaomeijiadadianqitou,gangyaozou,quebuxiangtangfengzhijieyitaishou,shuodao:“manzhe!”

tashenxingyidun,kanxiangtangfeng,jiulianlaotouzheishihouyebamuguangtoudaoletangfengdeshenshang。

tangfengkanxianglaotou,qiazhibiansuan,zuishangzeshuodao:“wojintianjiulaijinisuanyigua,rangnizhidaozhidaoshenmejiaowuzhi!”

shuowan,tashoushangdeqiasuantingzhi,jiezhetaotaobujuedeshuodao:“laozhangnijinnianganggangtuixiu,kannicaiyunxiang,nizheibeizimeishenmedacaidayun,zaikannizinvxiang,nishiyouyigenver,zaikannifuqixiang,nilaopoyijingqushile,jiyuzheidianzaikannisexiang,nixianzaigenduogedamahundedoubucuo,deshoujigeleyongbuyongwoshuochulai?”

suizhetangfengdeyanci,laotoudemianseshiyuelaiyueyinchen,daozuihoushenzhidoubianchenglekongju,zaitangfenghuayingangluodeshihougengshilianmangtuokoudao:“bie,bieshuo!”

zheihuayishuochukou,wuyiyijingzhengmingletangfengshuodeyiqiedoushiduide!

yixiazi,yaomeijiakanxiangtangfengdeyanshendunshijiubuyiyangle!

laotouzexiangshifaxianxindalusidekanzhetangfeng,buyouzhenjingdeshuodao:“xiaohuozi,nitaishendaole。”

tangfengpiepiezui,zheiyousuanshenmeni,tabuguoyiqiazhijiunengzhidao。

zheishihoutangfengkanxiangyaomeijia,shuodao:“meinv,woshihuagaosuni,ninanrenjueduizuoleshenmeduibuqinideshiqing,wozheijueduibushizaiweiyansongting,xinbuxinsuini!”

shuowanhua,tangfengzhijiezhuanshenjiuyaozou,tongshixinzhongqueyijingliaoding,yaomeijiabidinghuijiaozhuziji!。

eryaomeijiazezaitangfengzhuanshenzhijiyouyule,ganggangfashengdeshiqingzuyizhengmingtangfengdelihai,zheiyegengrangtabuyouzizhudexintiaojiakuai。

tagentananpengyouyijingzaiyiqibannianle,chukaishideshihouziranshiniyiwonongde,danyigeyueyiguo,tadunshijiuxinyuanyimaqilai,duitadetaiduyeyuelaiyuefuyan,danjintianguimilaikantadeshihou,tadenanpengyouqueturanbianlegeyanger,duitaneishibaiyibaishunyoushinietuiroujianyoushixiachuzuofande,duitahenhaodebudele,xianzaixiangqilaiguimineifuchiweibufujiaxianmudebiaoqingtahaizhibuzhudeganjuexingfu。

ranerneixinditaqueyinyinganjuebuan。

zheimeturandeshihao,yaoshuoduicibuhuaiyidehua,tazijidoubuxin,zhishitabuyuanyixiangxintayoushenmeshiereryi,tahaizaihuanxiangzhetanenghuidaoyiqian。

但现在……

kantangfengyaozou,taxintoujiaoji,jiudanghuaqianmaigexinanba,zheimeyixiang,talianmangshuodao:“neinishuoyaoduoshaoqian,danxianshuohao,yiwanbaqianshenmedetidoubuyaoti!”

wenyan,tangfenghuishen,kankanpangbiandefandian,shuodao:“suanle,zhiyaoninengguanwodunbaofan,zheigeguawomianfeibangnisuanle。”