第6章 奇葩丈母娘!

yinweixinxinsuiranshoushuchenggongle,danhaixuyaozaiyiyuanjingyangliangtian,jiangchenjiucongwangshihaojideyinxingkazhongquchuwuwankuaiqian,ranhoudachehuijia,zhunbeijixinxinnaliangjianhuanxiyifu。

haizaijiamenkou,jiangchenquetingdaolejialiyuemudengrendeshengyin。

tacishidetingliyuanchaochangren,nenggouqingchuditingdaofangneideshengyin。

wunei,qinyourongtamenzaojiuzuozheguhaitaodechehuilaile。

guhaitaoshilinwanximeimeilinjiazhendezhangfu,zaiyigewaizigongsilidangyigexiaoxiaolingdao,nengshuohuidao,balinzaienqinyourongliangrenhongdetuantuanzhuan。

cishi,tamenzhengzaiwuneishangyishiqing。

qinyourongdao,“laotaitaizhongyusuanshiganleyijianpiaoliangdeshi,jiangchenhewanxiyilihun,zanmenjiasuanshiqingjingle。”

guhaitaoqueshuodao,“ma,ninzheiyangxiangkebudui。biewangle,yeyejijiangchenhaifenyoubaifenzhisanshidegufen,zenmeyeyaojiangneixiegufennadaoshou,zairangtamenlihuna!”

linwanxidemeimeilinjiazhenyekaikoubangqiangdao,“haitaoshuodedui!neixiegufenzanmenbixuyaodedao,kebunengbianyilejiangchenneigefeiwu。”

guhaitaoheiheixiaodao,“ma,qishixiangyaoqiangzougufenyebunan,jiangchenderuanleijiushixinxinhelinwanxi,zanmenzhixuyaozaitamenliangrenshenshangxiashoujiuxing,buguo,nainaikongpahuicongzhongzuogeng,jiangchennengbunengdedaoneixiegufen,kebuhaoshuo。”

“haitaoshuodeyoudaoli!”qinyouronggantandao,“zheijiushichajua,neifeiwushenmedoubuhuizuo,zhengtianjiuhuijirentiandu。”

“zaikankanhaitao,banshimali,zongshiweizanmenzhexiang,tongyangshinvxu,zenmechajuzheimedani?”

jiangchenzaiwaibiantingdeyiqingerchu,shuangquanjinwo,xinzhongnuhuoyongqi,henbudexiangdaren。

怎么?

nandaozaimouhuazenmeqifuzijideshihou,zijihaidebangzhechumouhuacebucheng?

danxiangdaolinwanxi,xiangdaoxinxin,tayoubudebugulvtamendeganshou,qiangxingyaxianuhuo。

jiangchentuikaifangmenzoujinwu,meidasuanlihuizheiqunren,jingzhizouxianglinwanxidefangjian。

xinxinwanshangshihelinwanxishuide,yifuyezaineilifangzhe。

“你跑哪里去了?”

“zenmexianzaicaihuilai?”

“nihaibuzuofanshixiangesiwomenma?!”

qinyourongkandaojiangchen,zuilikexiangshijiguanqiangside,dudududewangwaipen。

jiangchenmeiyoutingbu,“wohuilainaxinxindeyifu,xinxinxuyaozaiyiyuanzhubangeyue。”

“chibangyingleshibushi,gandingzuile?jiwozhanzhu!”qinyourongzhanqishen,dahandao,“woyudaolenizheiyangdefeiwu,zhendedaolebabeizixuemeile!”

“nishuoshuoni,niyaoshinengyouhaitaoyichengyoudian,womenyebuzhiyutiantianshuoni!”

tajianruandebuxing,suoxingzhijielaiyingdele,shenzhihaijilinwanxidaleshipindianhua,zaineiliyibabitiyibaleidekusuzhe,zheishitadelaotaolule。

jiangchenziguzidenachuxinxindeyifu,chaomenwaizouqu。

qinyourongmadao,“zhanzhu!worangnichuqulema?niganjinquzuofan!”

“ma!nimenbushizijikeyizuofanme?zaishuo,ninbushiyaorangwohejiangchenlihunme?haizheiyangshihuanta?”linwanxizaidianhuaneitouyouxietingbuguoqule。

“jiusuanyaolihunyedejiwomenzuofan,womenyangletaneimeduonian,tajiwomenzuojidunfanzenmele?nandaohaiyaowodongshou?”qinyourongnushengdao。

linjiazhenlikedangzaimenkou,burangjiangchenchuqu。

jiangchendunzhulejiaobu,“suanle,wozuojiushi,wozuojiushi。”

linwanxizaidianhuaneitoutingdaozheibiandeqingkuang,qingyaozuichun,meiyoushuoshenme。

“heng!biexiangdaganqingpai!gaosuni,wanxiyihuilaiwojiurangtaheniqubanlihunshouxu!”

qinyouronglenghengdao,“wanxi,wojinijieshaojigefujiadashao,nihetamenjiechujiechu,zanmenbuchoujia!”

“ma,ninhushuoshenme?nainaineigelihunxieyiwomeiqianzi,buzuoshu!erqiewoyongyuanyebuhuiqian!”linwanxiqihuhudezhengbianzhe。

“meirangnijia,nixianjiechujiechuzaishuoa,woyijinglianxilehaojigele,youshijiannimenjiuduozoudongzoudong。”

linwanxizaineibianmeitoujinsuo,yewukenaihe!

linjiazhenzaiyibianlengchaorefeng,“ruguobushinirangwojieshenglehaizi,wodouhuaiyinidaodishibushiyigenanrenle。”

“wocongweijianguonizheimefeiwuderen,kankanwojiahaitao,nimenlianggejianzhijiushiyigetianshang,yigedixia!nishuonizenmeneimefeiwuni?yeyejinidegufenyankandoubaobuzhu,zhensong!”

jiangchenbenxiangbuguancishile,danzhuannianyixiang,zheikeshilinlaoyeziliujizijidedongxi,tasuiranbuzaihu,danyebunengrangqitarennaqu!

xiangqilinlaotaitaidengrenneichouedezuilian,jiangchenxinzhongjiuyizhenfanwei。

talikeshuodao,“neibaifenzhisanshidegufenjueduishiwode,sheiyeqiangbuzou。”

屋内瞬间一片寂静。

“hahaha!xiaosiwole!”linjiazhendaxiaodao,“chuiniudoubudacaogaome?”

“niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,kankannizijidaodishigeshenmemoyang,haixiangconglaotaitaineiliqiangzougufen?”

“bieshuoshibaifenzhisanshile,jishishibaifenzhiyi,niyeqiangbuzou!”

“niwenlaotaitaijieershiwan,tadoubujini,haixiangzhiwangtabagufenrangjini?”

yuefulinzaienzaiyibianmobuzuosheng,tajuedeqinyourongtamenzuodeyoudianguofenle,keshitashenglairuanruo,buganduoyan。

ruofeitatairuanruo,zongshitingqinyourongde,dangchuzuoshengyiyebuhuikuidexuebenwuguile。

qinyourongguaduandianhua,buxiedehengleyisheng,“heng!feiwujiushifeiwu,zaizenmexuzhangshengshihaishifeiwu。”

“woyijinggaosuyaojiadashaoyaoan,wanxichuchale,tahenkuaijiuyaoguoqule。womenjiawanxineimepiaoliang,jiajinizhenshizaotale,buguoxianzaihaole,womenhenkuaijiunengheyaojiashaoyedashangguanxile。”

“yaojiakeshizhenzhengdedajiazua,bilinjiaququyiliangyidezichanqiangduole,yaoanshaoyecaishizhenzhengdechenglongkuaixu!daoshihouneibaifenzhisanshidegufen,yaoyubuyao,doumeiguanxile。”

jiangchenmeitouyizhou,bikonglenghengyisheng,“ma,shuozheihuahaitaizaoleba?ruoshiyeyehaijiankangdehuozhe,linjialundedaonainaizuozhume?”

“qie,niyiweinainainengrangyeyezhendehuoguolai?jiusuanyeyebinghaole,payeshi……”

qinyouronghoumianhuameiyoushuo,danjiangchenqueshixinzhongjigedengyitiao。nainaizheimehendume?

taxianzaishuoshenmedoushiduoyude,weiyoudengdaotazuodaole,cainenghenhendidazheixierendelian。

zhiyuyaoandengzhuiqiulinwanxi,jiangchenbingmeiyoufangzaixinshang。

taxiangxinlinwanxi,tabushisuibiandenvzi。

zuowanfan,dasaowanweisheng,jiangchenjiuqulinwanxidefangjiannayifu。

danshixinxinzuixihuanchuandeneijianshangyiquezenmeyezhaobudao,tabudebudalinwanxidedianhua。

可是却无人接听。

kanzheshoujishangshijigewurenjietingdedianhua,jiangchenyaoleyaotou。

linwanximingminggangcaijieleqinyourongdedianhua,xianzaiquebujiezijide,nandaoshizaishengmenqi?

tayemeiduoxiang,naleqitadeyifujiuchumenle。

danjiangchenquebuzhidao,dangtagangganglikaijiadeshihou,guhaitaohelinjiazhenqueanzhongduishileyiyan,liangrendelianshangchongmanlejianxiao。

jiangchenzailushangdeshihou,jiedaolezhaoshixichexingzhaolaobandedianhua。

“jiangchennixiaozizhangnengnailea,jingrangankuanggongleshibushi?”

“wogaosuni,niqitiandegongzimeile!”

“nimingtianyaoshiganbulai,wokouguangnizheigeyuedegongzi!”

zhaolaobannuhouleyizhen,yebudengjiangchendahua,zhijieguaduanledianhua。

……

yiyuanli,qiaoyangzuozaibangongshi,kanzhezijifuzhongdebanbianlian,yuexiangyueshengqi,“jiangchenzheigewangbadan,juranhaidelaozizheimediuren!nirangwobuhaoguo,wojiurangnibuhaoguo!”

shaoweichiyileyixia,qiaoyangdakaishouji,zhaodaoyigehaomabotongleguoqu,“zhaozong,woshiqiaoyang,shangciwomenhaiyiqipaoniulaizheshiba?hehe,yougexiaoshimafanni,yougebuzhangyandehunzhangzainidexichexinglidagong,jiaojiangchen,duiduidui,buyongkaichu,jiwowangsilizheng!shichengzhihou,shaobuleninhaochu!”