第一章 不靠谱的爷爷

wojiaowangwuyang,dacongjishiqi,wojiuheyeyelianggerenxiangyiweiming。

shuoqiwoye,tashidangdiyoumingdeyinyangxiansheng,fangyuanbaili,sizhenbaxiangderendouzunchengtaweiwangshenxian。

dongshizhihou,wojingchangwenwoyewofumuzainali?danmeiciwoyedehuidadouyiyang,shuodengwoguoleshibasuishengri,tajiuhuigaosuwosuoyouyiqie。

jinniangaokao,wokaolequanshengdiyi,danwoyequepianburangwoshangdaxue,shuoyoubishangdaxuegengzhongyaodeshiqingdengzhewoquzuo。

jutishishenmeshiqing,woyehaishineijuhua,dengwoguoleshibasuishengrizaigaosuwo。

jintianshiyinlidejiuyuechujiu,zhongyangjie,yeshiwoshibasuishengri。

duizheiyitian,woqipanlehenduonian,suoyiyidaqingzao,wojiuwenqilewoyeyouguanwofumudeqingkuang。

danwoyequeyouzaiyouzaideheqileguanguancha,yibianhecha,yibianmantiaosilideshuo,jiranjintianshiwodeshengri,neiwomenzusunlianggedeyoudianeryishigan。

zaoshangtayoushiyaochuqu,dengtaxiawuhuilai,jiwononggeshengridangao,chidangaodeshihoutahuigaosuwosuoyouyiqie。

hewanchazhihou,woyejiubeizheshouchulemen。

danzailinchumenzhiqian,tahepingshiyoudianerbudayiyang,dingzhewoduokanlehaojiyan。

dangshiwobingmeiyouganjueyichang,jieguowoshashadedengdaoxiawusidianduo,woyequeyizhimeiyouhuijia。

wodatashouji,faxianshoujihaomajingranzhuxiaole!

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wojuedezheilaotoukenengyaoqiwoyubugu,henagelaotaitaisiben。

woxianzainianmanshibasui,suanshichengrenle,tazhongyukeyimingzhengyanshundebuzaiguanwole。

jiuzaiwozhengxinqingfanzaodehusiluanxiangzhezhishi,damenwaichuanlailedongjing。

woyiweiwoyehuilaile,jimangcongwulichulai,jieguoquekandaoyimingliuzhedabeitoudezhongniannanren,shenhougenzheliangmingzhuanghan,congwojiadamenzoulejinlai。

yiwodeyanguanglaikan,zheisangerenjueduilaitoubufan。

zheishidabeitouzoudaolewomianqian。

“你是王五阳吗?”

dabeitoujingrannengjiaochuwodemingzi,rangwoyouxieyiwai。

wodianlediantoudao:“shide,nishilaizhaowoyedema?”

querenlewodeshenfenzhihou,dabeitoubanzheliandao:“woshiliujialaowuliuchengfeng。”

“jirannishiwangwuyang,neijiugenwozouyitangba。”

liujiazaiwomenganshengjihuwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao,wosuiranzainongcunzhangda,danliujiademingshengquezaoyouerwen。

zheigeliuchengfeng,tarangwogentazouyitangshishenmeyisi?

biekantashiliujiaderen,danwokebushitasuisuibianbianjiunenghulaihequderen!

woyedeturanshilian,rangwoxinqingbenlaijiubuhao,yushiwozhenfengxiangduidedao:“nipingshenmerangwogennizou?”

jianciqingxing,liuchengfengliseshuodao:“wangwuyang,niyeshoulewomenliujiayibaiwan。”

“tashuozhiyounicainengjiuwozhinvdeming。”

“xianzaiwomenlianxibudaoniye,zhinengqingniquwomenliujiale!”

tingdaoliuchengfengzheihua,qidewozhitiaojiao。

jianguokengdiede,jiumeijianguokengsunzide!

zheisilaotouqiwoyubuguyejiusuanle,jingranhaikenglerenyibaiwan,rangwolaibeiheiguo!

buguozheigeheiguo,woshijuebuhuijitabeide!

heliuchengfengxiangduiershi,woyaoleyaotoudao:“woyedoujiubulederen,wokendingyejiubule。”

“nimenliujiawojiubuqule!”

liuchengfengduiwodefanyingzaoyouyuliao,chenshengshuodao:“niyeshuozhiyounicainengjiuwozhinv。”

“erqietahailiuxialeyifengxin,shuozhiyaonijiulewozhinv,womenjiukeyibazheifengxinjiaojini。”

“zaineifengxinli,tahuigaosunixiangzhidaodeyiqie!”

benlaiwoshibudasuanquliujiade,danliuchengfengzheimeyishuo,wozhinengdalaxianaodaidao:“haoba,wogennizou!”

jincheng,shiwomenganshengdeshoufu。

yigeduoxiaoshizhihou,liuchengfengbawodaidaolejinchengxijiaodeyizuodudongbieshuzhiqian。

yimingshenchuanxuansetangzhuang,heliuchengfengzhangdeyoudianxiangdezhongniannanzi,shenqingsumudezhanzaibieshumenkou。

dangkandaowoheliuchengfengzhihou,zheirenlikeyingleguolai。

“laowu,tajiushiwangshenxiandesunzi?”

jianzheirenwenqi,liuchengfengdianzhetoudao:“shide,wobatadailaile。”

“buguozheixiaozi,nengjiuqingyuma?wokantabushihenkaopu!”

liuchengfengzaiyanyuzhijianduiwohenshibuxie,chuanxuansetangzhuangdezheirenduidaiwodetaiduquehenshiyinqin。

zhijianzheirenshuodao:“xiaowangxiansheng,woshiliujialiuchenzhou,shilingzurangwoqingnilaide。”

“wonverjiubaituonile!”

shuowanzheihua,liuchenzhouduiwoshenshendejuleyigong。

duiliuchenzhouzheigerenwoshiyouyidingdelejiede,zaiwomenganshengtakeshiduoduojiaodidouyaodousandouderenwu。

meixiangdaoweilejiutanver,taduidaiwodetaidu,jingranrucigongjing。

jiranzheiyang,wojiuzhinengyingzhetoupiqukanyixiatanvershizenmehuishile?

wogenzheliuchenzhoujinlebieshuneixibiandefangzi,liuchenzhoushuozheishitanverdezhuanshuwoshi。

dangliuchenzhoutuikaimenzhihou,wodiyiyanjiukandaoleyimingfuruningzhi,meiruotianxiandenvzi,chuanzheyishenjiebaideshuiyi,beikaozhechuangtouzuozaichuangshang。

“xiaowangxiansheng,zheishiwonverliuqingyu。”

liuchenzhoujiwojieshaoqizhetanver,zuozaichuangshangdeliuqingyu,yongtaneishuangmingjingqingchedeyanmou,daliangqilewo。

yebuzhidaoweishenme,dangheliuqingyuduishizhishi,wodexinzangbuwei,jiuxiangyouyitouxiaoluzailuanzhuang。

aimeizhixinrenjieyouzhi,wochengren,woxihuanliuqingyuzheizhong。

ranerliuqingyuqueturanmianseyihan,liumeishulidezhizhewodao:“ba,wobuxihuanzheigeren,nirangtazou!”

liuqingyushuohuadeyichanei,tazhenggerensihudoufashenglebianhua。

hewodiyiyankandaodeta,wanquanshiliangzhongganjue。

youxieqiguaizhixia,wojiukaiqilewuzitianshuzhongdeyinyangyan。