qiaoyanxunsufanshenguolai，“laogong，shishenmeshengyin？”
woduozaizhuoxia，kandaoqiaoyanneishuangxiangzhesuizuandexigaogenxiexiangwoyibubudezoujinle。
我的双眼大放异彩。
啪。
xiemingzheguyijiangzhuoshangdewenjiannongdaoledishang，ranhoufushenjianqi，“meishi，wenjiandiaole。”
qiaoyanzouleguolai，tachuanzhehongsezhangqun，yiweizaixiemingzhedeshenbian。
takandaolexiemingzhezhongzhangdedifang。“laogong，nizenmedoujidongle？
woxiangtingtingxiemingzhezenmeshuo。
xiemingzhekanzheqiaoyan，“baobei，douguaigangcaineijianshuiquntaixingganle，woyijingweinizhemile。”
呵。
我笑死。
nanrendezui，pianrendegui。
danwoshizaixinlixiaode，zhenzhengxiaochushengdeshiqiaoyan，taxiaodexinhuanufang，haizaixiemingzhedebochunshangjianglideqinleyixia，“laogongdengwo”
乔烟进了沐浴间。
wojiumeiliuqiaoyan，gangcainongchudeshengxiangzhibuguoshidoutawanwande，zheicaigangkaishi，yihourangtakangengjingcaide。
xiemingzhelikezhanqileshen，hewolakaijuli，woyegenzheqishenle。
xiemingzhebeizheshen，nayingjuntingbadehoubeiduizhewo，tayouxienaonu，“chuqu！yihoudoubuyaozaijinzheige……”
tade“fangjian”haimeiyoushuochukou，wozhuanshenjiupaole。
xiemingzhekanzhewopaodexiangxiaotuziyiyangdeshenying，youdianwunaidexiaole。
yewan，xiguozaodexiemingzhechuanzheyishenheisesichoudeshuipaoyikaozaichuangtou，qiaoyanshenshangchuanzheneijianxinggandeqingqushuiqunkuazuozaitajingshuodeyaoshenshang，qifenaimei。
qiaoyanniudongleyixia，meiyanrusi，“laogong，wohaokanma？”
xiemingzhedeyuwangyijingdaodaledingdian，ganjingxiuzhangdedashouluozaiqiaoyandeyaozhishangwozhu，henkuaitayiweibumingdexiaoleyisheng，“laopo，nizuijinshibushipangle？”
qiaoyanduleyixiahongchun，“nayou？”
fangjianlichunyiangran，tamenbuzhidaodeshicishiyouyishuangyanjingzhengtouguomenfengtoukanzhe，zheigerenjiushiwo。
wozhanzaiwaimiankanzhezheiyichanghuochungong，kanzhexiemingzheyonggangmoguowodeshouqumoqiaoyan。
xiemingzhe，niyidingzaixinliduibiwoheqiaoyandeshentileba，nishibushigengxihuanwo？
xianzai，nishibushijiangqiaoyanhuanxiangchenglewo
wojinjindezhuaizheshoulidetongxinjie，nimenfuqienaiqianquan，kecengtingjianneiwanwojiejieqilidekuhansheng？
woqujianlewojiejiezuihouyimian，wojiejiedeshentibeizhemodemeiyikuaihaoroule，shangmianquanshibeixiangyantangchulaidebahen，shentidoubeizhuangsanjiale。
lingjierangworenming，shuozainimenyanliwomenmingrucaojian。
我不认命！
ruguotiandaobugong，neiwozihuihuashendiyuerlaideenv。
恶人自有恶人收！
xiemingzhe，qiaoyan，youxikaishile！
翌日清晨。
wozaiketingliganhuo，zheishiqiaoyandaizherenqishixiongxiongchongleguolai，“jiangtangningjiwozhuazhu！”
lianggenvyongyizuoyiyoujiangwozhuazhule。
woyijing，haipadekanzheqiaoyan，“taitai，wozuocuoshenmeshile？”
qiaoyanjugaolinxiadenizhewolengxiao，“tangning，xianggouyinwolaogongdenvrenwojiandeduole，niyiweinikeyizaiwodeyanpidixiagaoshi？”
woxinligedengyitiao，youxihaimeiyoukaishiwojiubaolule？