第1章

jingchengdehandong,daxuefenfei。

shuzhiguangtutude,jiedaohefangwudoufushangyicenghouhoudexue,lushangxingrenxishao,lengqingdekepa。

jiaowaiyidongbieshumenkou,xiongsheneshadenanrenyijiaojiangyanqiandexiaohaichuaifei。

“madepeiqianhuo,douzaiwaimianluangaoshenglexiao**,nahaiyoulianhuilaiqiuzhu,silecaihaozhentamahuiqi!”

“冷死我了!”

nanrenmosuozheshuangbei,pengdiguanshangledamen。

buyuanchu,yigeyizhedanbodexiaohailianchaoxiapazaixuedili。

ta**zaiwaideshuangshoudongdetonghong,hunshenzaichouchu,xiangfanshen,queyoumeiliqifanguolai。

hanfengxiaose,tashenshanghenkuaijiufushangyicengxue。

yebuzhiguoleduojiu,xiaohaicaifanlegeshen,tangzaixuedishangchuanqi。

cigudehanjiuxiangdaoguagutouyibanlingtatongbuyusheng,tazhenggerendoumengle,tabushiweilejiucangshengxianjileshenhunma,zenmehaihuiyoutongjue?

chennaoxiangqishen,quefaxianzijibianxiaole。

tai!nageguisunjuranganduixuanmenguicaiyongshiguangdaoliuzhou!

haodaidudexinsi,juranxiangchentanianyoushouwuzhuajizhilishibatajigale,xiangdemei!

jiuzaichennaoqideyaobaguisunjiuchulaidaxiebakuaishi,naohailituranyongruyigubushuyuzijidejiyi,tongdetabudebubaozhenaodaizaixuedilidagun。

xinzangbushoukongzhidikuangtiaozhe,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaoyinweiguodugongzuoershaohui**yiban。

chennaotongdehunshenfare,haobanshangcailvqingchushiqingdelailongqumai。

yuanzhuyejiaochennao,shigesisuibandehaizi。

muqinjiaochensuyue,qianxieshiriquyoueryuanjietafangxueshi,beijiujiadefuerdaikaifalalizhuangfei,yishengjicixiadabingweitongzhi,erzhaoshizhequeyizhimeichuxian。

yuanzhudangshibeimuqinbaohudehenhao,zhishouledianqingshang。

danyuanzhumeiyoubaba,tazhiyoumamayigeqinren。

zuoriourantingdaomamadeguimi,yejiushiyuanzhudeganmalinfeishuochenjiayouqian,ruoshinengxianbayiyaofeidianshang,shuobudingchensuyuehaiyoujiu。

yushiyuanzhujiunazhemuqindeshoujihualazhe,zhaodaolesuoweiwaigongdedizhi,gushenyirenpaoleguolai。

jieguokexiangerzhi,neichenlaotoufeidanmeijiqian,haijiangyuanzhuchuaifei。

chensuyueyongminghuzhudenver,zuizhongbeiqindiechuaidewuzangliufuchuxue,zuihoudongsizaixuedili。

chennaoshuaileshuaibichengtuohaizhongdenaodai,zheifengxuedongdetanaodaidoukuaidangjile,shouzhiduosuodiqiajuehaojici,caichenggongdiqialegehuofunuanshen。

kelianxuanmenguicaiyichaochuanyuechengxiaohai,suoyoudeshufadaoshilaojiyuxin,danzheijushentibandianlinglixiuweidoumeiyou。

zhishiqialeyicihuofu,shentijiutouzhile。

hunshenhanyibeiqusan,zhandoudexiaoshenzizhongyushuhuanxialai。

tayoulvlelvyuanzhudejiyi,zhengzaixunsizhezenmehuiqushi,yiliangchuzuchetingzaitamianqian。

chechuangluoxia,dashutantouchulai:“xiaopengyou,daxuetiannizenmeyigerenzaiwaimian,nijiadarenni?”

chennaosaoleyandashudemianxiang,guoduanqiuzhu。

“shushu,womilule,ninengsongwohuijiama,daojialeworangmamajinifuchefeikeyima。”

chennaobeichensuyueyangdehenhao,jibianxianzaidongdezuichunjunlie,tongyangruannuokeaidejin,yishuangqiheidedayankelianxixidikanzheta。

dashuyeyougenver,dunshixinruanle。

“你要回哪?”

“heshidiyirenminyiyuan,womashengbingle。”

dashuganghaoyeshiyaohuiheshi,90%shunlua,suoxingdayingle。

chennaoshoujiaobingyongpashangqu,zhenggerentanzaizuoweishang。

cheneinuanqijiangtabaowei,hunshendebinghanhaosijinshubeiqusan,chennaoshufuditanlekouqi。

dashucongfujiashizuoshangnaguoyigehellokittygongzinuanshoudaidiguoqu。

“来,暖暖手。”

“nizenmeyigerenpaozheimeyuanle,nijiadarenni?”

sijijingchangzaiheshihejingshiwangfan,duizheilianggechengshidoushifenshuxi。

zheibianzhudeyibanshijialiyoudianxiaoqian,danquehaibuzuyipeisijidejiating,suoyicaihuioueryoudidichumei。

nuanshoudaihennuan,chennaozhongyuganjuezijihuoleguolai。

zheishi,taduzituranguluyisheng,zaizheianjingdechenei,yichangxiangliang。

talaoliandunshiyihong,yaoshoua,huanlegeshentihou,tadoudechiwuguzaliangle。

sijiduixiaohaihaowudikangli,youdilaiyidailingshi。

“zheishiwojiguinvmaidelingshi,nikankanyoumeiyouxihuanchide。”

zheimexiaodexiaohai,shenshanghaiyoushang,pabushibeiguailaizheibiandeba?

chennaoedehuang,zaijiashangyiqianpiguduonian,douwangleshiwushishenmeweierle。

cishituranchilegesongruandemianbao,yanjingshunjianyiliang。

好好吃!

tayouningkaixixiguodong,yandifangfozhuangmanlehaohanxingchen,yishanyishande。

zheigehaochi,neigeyehaochi……

naiheweitaixiao,meiyihuijiuchibaole。

sijiyeganghaotingzaihonglvdengqian,youhuitoukanletayiyan:“xiaopengyou,nizenmeguolaizheibiande?”

chennaoduishangsijideshixian,meiyanwanwanyixiao:“miluleya,shushu,nirenhenhao,songwodaomudedihou,jintiandanfanshizouxibeifangxiangdedanzinidoubiejie,nengquebaonianquanxiabanhuijiae。”

sijikanzhechennao,xinxiangniyigexiaohaizamilulesanshiduogongliyo。

lvdengle,shenhoudechezaikuangenlaba。

sijiyibianqidongcheziyibianxiaodao:“nigexiaopengyou,zahaishentaotaode。”

chennaoyuqirenzhen:“meiyoushentaotaoeshushu,nishigehaoren,wocaigaosunide,niyidingyaotingquan。”

yaobushilinglibuyunxu,chennaogaodidehuazhangpinganfusongjisiji,yesuanshitajitanuanshoudaihelingshidexieli。

dancishiqiaofunanweiwumizhichui,tazhinengchuyantixing。

sijiganjuezheixiaopengyougulingjingguaide,pabushimouyinshuaduoleba?

tadadongtianchulaipaodidi,jiushiweilezhuanqiana,zhiyaojiageheshi,wangnazoutadoujie。

danxiaojiahuobanzhelianyilianyansurenzhendeyangziyourangsijixinliyoudianbuan,yushitadouqudao:“neiwoyaoshizoulexibeifangxiangni?”