“yaobushuorenjiashigaoshouma！wozheixiaobaijiubugenrenjiabile，haishiyongwozijidefangshiba，woyebupayupao，paolezaidiao。nigankuaidiaoya！mashangnijiushangdayule，bizheitiaohaiyaoda！”
“jienijiyan！”weihuagankuainashangganziquzuodiao。
henduoshihoubushiniqidaideneiyang，niyueshixiangzenmediyueshibuhuizenmedi，jiuxiangxianzaiweihuapoqiexuyaoyitiaodayukaizhang，keshiyupiaowensibudong。
fanguantianzimopaoganrushui，lijijiuheipiao，ranhoutaiganzhongyu。
“woca！laotian，nishenmeqingkuang？”weihualijijiubudandingle，ziji**haimeizuowen，tayoushangyule。
“buzhidao，jiushizheiyangdeqingkuang！nijiwoshanglaiba！”tianzimozhijielaileyigewangongshedadiao，laolaodejuzheyugan，yugandouchengyizhanggongle。
“zheitiaoyingmeiyougangcaineitiaoda，zheililiangjiubuyiyang，qinglehenduo。”tianzimozailadeguochengzhongganjuebuyiyang，ranhoushuodao。
“guanren，nijiufangxindeba！shengxiadejiaojiwo！baozhengjintianlayuladaonishouchoujin。”yidaojiaodidideshengyinyouchuxianlezailetianzimodenaohaili。
zheiyangjiuqingsonglehenduogenqianjitianyiyang，zhijielashanglaijiuwanle。
guoran，zhiyonglebudaoliangfenzhong，jiulachushuimiandaoanbianle，weihuanazhechaowangxunsuchaoshanglaile。
“haopiaoliangdeliyu！chunyeshengde，shijinzuoyou！”ranhouzhaigouruhu，“zheilimiandeyuguorangouda，suibianyitiaodoushijinshangxia，wodejiakuaisudule。”
weihuazhongxinzuodingkaishizuodiao。
tianzimoheleyikoushui，zheigeshihoudewendubushihengao，danshitazheidoushitilihuo，qianhoubuguoshifenzhong，shangleliangtiaodayu，douchuhanle。
bashuifangzaijiaoxia，zhongxinkaishizuodiao，zhongfudongzuo，guaer，paoganrushui，zhongyu！
suizhetianzimokuangla，weihuadoushishayanle，“laotian，nishizhennanren！zheisudukezhenkuai！yousanmiaomei？”
三秒真男人？
“sanmiaotinghaode！zhudayigekuaizi！heihei……xiwangnibuyaogenmouzuyiyang，jiushifenzhongbuneisha！”
嘲讽拉满？
“laotian，wururendefangshiyouhenduozhong，woyoubuchihaican，yaobushikanzairenshiduoniandefenshang，wogennijuejiao！”weihuajuedezijishoudaolehendadeshanghai，buguozuishangshuozhe，shoushangmeiyouxianzhe，haishiqingsongdebayuchaoshanglaile。
“liyu！meiyougangcaineitiaoda，youbajinzuoyou。”
“haicouheba！biqianjitianneitiaoyehedeyuda，bukuishidahe，limianyingyangwuzhifengfu，yuzhangdeda。”
ruhuzhihou，tianzimojixuzuodiao，jieguofaxianweihuameiyouzuoxia，nazhechaowangzhanzaiyipang。
“laowei，nigansha？gankuaidiaoya！”
“wokanhaishisuanleba！wozhei**haimeizuowenni，niyouzhongyule，wohaishilaolaoshishidebangnichaoyuba！”weihuarushishuodao，zheiqianhoushifenzhong，weihualiangeyumaodoumeizhong，tianzimoshanglesantiaoyule。
zheilideyudoubijiaoda，meifaxiangqianjitianneigeyeheneiyangfeiyu，haizhendechaoyixia。
“neiduobuhaoyisia！haidenimeiyoutiyandejihuile。”
“meishi，jiudangwojinidaduangongle！”
“neixing，jirannizheiyangshuole，woyebuxiaoqi，yuhuomaileqian，zanliangwuwufenzhang。”
“buyongwuwufenzhang，erbajiuxing，woerniba！”
“taishaole，sanqiba！nidecheyoufeisuanwode！”
“jiranzheiyang，haishierbaba！niguanfanjiuxingle。”
“xing，erbajiuerba，youfeisuanwode，guanfan！yaoshizhengdeduole，yitiaolongfuwu！”tianzimodashouyihuijiutongyileweihuadetifa。
qishishuoqilai，zaidiaoyuzheijianshishang，zhijinweizhi，tianzimodetouruweiling，yuganshibaijiande，erliao，yuhu，zhuangbeishade，haiyouqichedoushiweihuade，tashishenmedoubukui。