keshidenglehaoyihuier，baofengyubingmeiyoulai。
“qishiwoxianglehenjiu，huoxuwomenzhendebuheshi，qiangniudeguabutian，yaobu……”
yuxiandeshengyinhenpingjing，zheigexiangfayijingzaitaxindichendianxujiule，tacengjingwushucixiangkaikou，kekanzhemanlianreqingdesijiuqueshizhongkaibulekou。
buguohejianghaonanxiangbi，sijiuchadebushiyifenbanfen，huoxushichuliandeyuanyin，tanengganjuededao，zijidexin，haishixiangjianghaonankaolongyixiede。
kebijingtongyiwuyanxiashenghuowunian，suiranzijiconglaimeiyouzaiyiguosijiu，kezaiyiqishijianjiule，yijingchengweilexiguan，duiyusijiu，taxindiyouhenyeyoukuijiu，feichangmaodundeganjue。
sijiumeimaoyitiao，budongshengsedenuodongleyixiashenzi，xindianxi
laile，meixiangdaozheimeqingsong。
“我们离婚吧！”
yuxianzhongyushuochulezheijuhua。
potiandexingfuhuazuoyizhangdabingzazaisijiutouding，liangshidesuoyoubuxingjiangzaizheiyikezhongjie。
nidanglaozileyiheniguo？quzhaonixiaobailianquba，zheicidaotadeshihoubiedaishangwojiuxing。
buguoxiangshizheimexiang，huaquebunengzheimeshuo，yidantamankoudaying，kongpayuxianhuiyiweitayoushenmexiaoxinsi，wanyibutongyikezenmeban。
bijingdangguozhanandedouzhidao，xianghepingfenshou，jiuyaorangnvhaizixianti，erqienanfanghaiyaojiangbushebiaodadaojizhi
yibiaoshiduizheiduanlianqingdezhongcheng
jiuhaobinannvshuangfangyinweicaililikai，nanfangbuhuigaosunvfangtaxiangqinyujianleyigebaifumei，fanerhuigaosuta
“bushiwobuxianghenizaiyiqi，ershicailiwojibuqi”
顺便还要补上一句
“qishiwohaishiainide，zhishinimabutongyi”
yishunjianqianwanzhongxiangfapiaoguo
sijiuyizhangyuanbenhenyingjundelianshunjiankualexialai
tawanrutingjianjingtianehaoyiban，liansecanbai，shentibuzirandezhandou，zuichunduosuozheshuobuchuhua。
banshang，zheicaiyongzheshayadeshengyinhuanhuankaikou
“woaileniwunian，suirandangchuwomendeshiqingwoyouguocuo，buguozheiwunianliwobanidangchengxiannvyiyanggongzhe，yesuanhailezheibizhaileba”
“kewoyeshiyigezhengchangdenanren，bujiushiquanlegemo，banlezhangka，nijiuyaohewolihun？”
sijiushengqingbingmao，shushuozheyijianjianxiaoshi，yufaganjueweiqu，shuozheshuozheyanleijiuxialaile
当了五年舔狗
zijizheiyetaitamekule……
yuxiantanleyikouqi，yishuangmeimoujingjingdedingzhesijiu，mouguangliudong，buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme，jiujingjingdetingzhe。
zaizhangdabangexiaoshide“zhenqingliulu”hou
sijiucalecayanlei，dingjingkanxiangyuxian
neiyisihenmingxian，wobiaoyanwanle，gainile。
“gangcaidehuadangwomeishuo！quzuofanba。”
这家伙说的好有道理
angemo，huadianqian，haoxiangyemeishenmedabuledeba。
yuxianqishenzouxiangfangjian，buzhiweishenme，tingzheijiahuoshuowanhou，taneixindijingranyongchuyisifuzuigan。
bijingzheiwunianli，taduizijihaishihenbucuode。
bulunshiguafengxiayu，zongyouyibasandengzaiyuandi，bulunjidianhuijia，zongyouyizhandengweitaliangzhe，napashijianghaonanjierudaotadeshenghuo，tayeconglaimeiyoushuoguojianghaonanyige【bu】zi。
buguotayizhihenzheijiahuoduozoulezijidediyici，yehenzheijiahuodianwuleziji，rangzijibunengyiqingqingbaibaidemianmaojianjianghaonan。
ruguodangchubushitadejieru，kongpatazaojiuhejianghaonanzaiyiqileba。
kexiangdaogangcaisijiushangxindeyangzi，yuxianyouyouxieyuxinburen，tanleyikouqi
suanle，haishiyihouzaishuoba。
sijiumengle，tadequexingangcaizijibushihuanting。
shuohaodelihunni？jiuzheimerongyibeishuodongle？
你的坚决呢？
你的意志呢？
nandaoshizijiyanjitaihao，yongliguomenggandongdaoyuxian？rangtajuedehaishihezijiguoxiaqugenghao？
cishicike，tahenbudejizijilianggeerguang，buguochouerguangtaiteng，yushijiuduizhezijidezuibapaileliangxia。
rangnizhuangshenqing，rangnisuizuizi，zheixiahaoleba。
buguozheicibuxing，haiyouxiaci，zhiyaozijiwandehua，xiacikendinghuiyoujihuide。
xiangdaozheili，tayitouzuanjinchufang。
jiehunzheiwunianli，yaoshuobiedeshouhuomeiyou，guanyuchuyizheiyikuai，tahaishibijiaoyouhuayuquande。
bingxianglidefancaifeichangqiquan，doushizhiqianmaide，zaichufangligudaoyihuierhou，siyiduanzhereqitengtengdefancaizoulechulai。
heyiwangbutongdeshi，zheicimeiyidaocailitadoujialeyixiekejiyuhenhuo
biruyongshaoziwaleyidashaoyan，buxiaoxindafanliuluodaocailidechencu，yijineipingchenfengyijiuzaojiuguoqidexieyao。
buguowentiyoulaile，guoqidexieyaohaihuirangrenladuzime？
suanle，guantani，fanzhengjintiandefancaitajueduibuhuichiyikou。
hanleyisheng“chifan”hou，sijiutangzaishafashangkanqiledianshi，buguoshixianquemeitingliuzaidianshishangbanmiao。
tahenxiangkandaoyuxianchishangzheidaocaidebiaoqing，xiangbiyidinghenfengfuba。
嘿嘿嘿
nibushibulihunme，neilaozijiubizhenili。
“笑什么呢？”
yuxiandeshengyinlengbudingcongpangbianxiangqi
zhengchenjinzaimeihaoweilaidesijiubeiheleyitiao，youxiexinxudedao：
“meishi，dianshilimiandetaihaoxiaole。”
yuxiandingzhedianshijulibofangdehaimianbaobao，huyidekanletayiyan。
“jianghaonanbeichezhuangle，woquyiyuankanyixia。”
jianghaonandecunzaisijiuyizhidoushizhidaode，zhibuguotamenlianggerenyizhidixiagongzuo，jibianzhongshengqian，sijiuyezhuabudaorenhebabing。
buguozhongshengqiandetataiaiyuxianle，suoyilianchuopozheicengguanxi，hanweizijihunyindeyongqidoumeiyou
zheiyebuguaita，bijingdangshidetayinggaihenqingchu，yidanguanxichuopo，likaidekendingshiziji。
“keshiwofandouzuohaole……”
sijiuyandishanguo“shiwang”zhise
zheidaoshensebeiyuxiankanzaiyanli，takanleyiyanzhuozishangfengshengdefancai，xinzhongyouxieburen，shibushizijipingshiduitataiguokebole。
zheigexiangfagangmaotoujiubeienlexiaqu，fanzhengyoubushidiyicile。
jianghaonanhaizaiyiyuan，xianranneibianzhongyaoyixie。
“fangdaobingxiangli，mingtianchi。”
rengxiazheijuhua，tatuikaimenjiuzoulechuqu。
**，zheiniangmenyouduba，budui，tashibaidubuqindetizhishiba。
zenmemeicidounengbeitawanmeidebikai。
dangmenbeiguanshanghou，quejiangangcaiyifutuifeimoyangdesijiumengdecongshafashangyueqi，shuangyanfangguang，sihuadechuanhaoyifuhou，kuaibuzhuilechuqu。
zhiyuweishenmeshuangyanfangguang，yinweitayouleyigegenghaodexiangfa。
dixiachekunei，yuxiankaizheneitaiyouxiepojiudedazhonggaoerfuhuanhuanshichuchewei。
zheitaichetafeichangkanzhong，xiaoqiaohaokai，youqishitahaishigeyewuyuandeshihoujiupeizhetaduguolefengfengyuyu。
suoyijibiantaxianzaihenyouqian，yeyijiuxihuankai，chufeixuyaobangongshishi，tacaihuikaishangneitaibenchi，pingshidoushikaixiaochede。
taxihuankaipoche，neimecheweilimiandehaochekejiuguisijiule，suibianzhaoleyitaichezhuilechuqu。
anlishuo，shenweiyangchengshoufudeergongzi，yinggaishenmechedoukaiguo，kesijiuquebu，yinweitaduicheconglaibuganxingqu
gengbuhuigaosudajiatakaideshiyitaileikesasi570700hviplingshiban
yinweizheixiedoubuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi，tagendiule……
yangchengsuiranbibushangguoneidedabufenyixianchengshi，buguozaizhenggedongbei，malushangyesuanshichemanweihuan。
gangzhuileliangtiaolujiubeiduzhu，buguotaquebuji，suishoumochugenhuanghelou1916fangdaozuili。
xiangxinsiguoyiciderendouzhidao，shengmingzaiyuxiangshou，renshengzuitongkudeshiqingjiushirensileqianmeihuale，suoyi，zaikubunengkuziji。
zijizaizenmeyesuanfuerdai，xifuzaiwaimianzhuanqian，neimehuazijijiaxifudeqian，henheliba。
zuozaicheli，sijiudandingdexizheyan，suishoutaochushoujidakailepengyouquan。
guoran，zaitaweishubuduodepengyouquanli，jianghaonanzheigeshaxdepengyouquanheranzaimu。
【jiarenmen，sheidonga，gangchumenjiubeidahuochebidongdekuaile】
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