路上
yuxianbotonglesijiudedianhua
yichuanchuanmangyinguohou,neibiandianhuashizhongmeiyoubeijietong。
dangyuxiandechezilaidaojinzhouchuandianhou,yiyanjiukandaolesange**meiweizuoyizhuo,zhuoshanghaifangzhemeichiwanderouchuanyijishijipingpijiu。
“yuzonglaile,kuailaizuozuo”
“yebuzhidaoshilaikanwomen,haishikannilaogonga”
“kexinilaiwanleyibu,nilaogongheneinvhaigangzou。”
sange**meiniyijuwoyijudehaoburenao。
yuxiankanleyiyangangcaisijiuzuozhedeweizi,laobanhaimeilaidejiqingli,zhuozishangfangzheshijipingpijiu,xianranlianggerenhedefeichangjinxing。
“yuxian,yaowoshuo,nimenliangkouziyemeishenmeganqing,buxingjiulileba,”
shuohuadeshigelianyuanyuandeguniang,tademingzihezhangxianghenbanpei,mingzijiujiaoyuanyuan。
yishouwozherouchuan,yishouwozhepijiu,nalihaiyouyidiannvhaizideyangzi
“jiushia,nihejianghaonanrenshineimejiule,haibiciguanianzheduifang,haiburuzhijielihun,ranhouquzhaojianghaonan。”
shuozheijuhuadeyeshiyuxiandehaoguimizhiyi,zhangman,qijianduanfa,yishenzhiyezhuanghaimeihuan,xianrangangxiabanjiuchulaichifan。
“qishiwoganjuesijiuyetinghao,zheiyaoshiwozhaodaoyigemanyandoushiwodenansheng,kongpawozuomengdouhuixiaoxing。”
zuihouzheiweishigezhangxiangtianmeidenvhai,liangkexiaohuyadapeixiaoliwo,kanqilaifeichangyangyan,tajiaoqixia,nianjizuida,zhangdeyezuitian。
jigerendoushidaxuetongxue,yigesushedehaoguimi。
yuxianyi**zuozaikongzhedeyizishang,bingmeiyouhuiyingguimidehua,muguangzaisizhoudaliangzhe,shituxunzhaodaosijiudeshenying。
“nimenjige,chulaichifanbuhanwo,chiwoguadeshihoudaoshibengchulaileshiba。”
yuxiansuishouzhuaqirouchuanfangzaizuibian,wenrundezuichunyaozherouchuan。
“nizheidamangren,womenkezhetengbuqi,zhiqianhanlenineimeduoci,meicinibushizaigongzuojiushihejianghaonanzaiyiqi,sheihaiganhanni。”
yuanyuanzhuaqiyipingpijiudileguoqu。
yuxiantingzhejigejiemeiyinyangguaiqidehua,henqingchuzheijige**meiduizijiyouyuanqi,meihaoqidebailetamenyiyan,shunshoujieguopijiu。
“haohaohao,wocuolexingba,woxianzifayiping。”
“zheicaiduima,womendexianxianhuilaile”
“kuairangnixiaxiajiemoyiba”
“eiya,nizaimonali,taoyan……”
“哈哈哈哈……”
zhengtiaojieshang,chuanlaiyichuanchuanyinlingbandexiaosheng,ruguosijiuzaizheilidehua,kendinghuijuedeyanqiandeyuxianrucimosheng。
yinweizaitadeyanli,zheimeduonian,yuxianconglaimeiyoujiguotahaolianse。
napashizhongshengyihou,zaitayinxiangzhong,yuxianjiushiyigegaolengbugouyanxiaodenvren
youxienvhaizibushibuhuiwenrou,zhishibuxiangduiniwenroueryi。
jiuguosanxun,dangyuxianhewandiqipingdeshihou,jige**meiyefenfenluchupise。
**meiweizuoyituan,xianghulouzhejianbangsushuozhewangshi,dangtidaojintianfashengdeshiqingshi
“xianxiannifangxin,yihouwomenjigejiushinideqingbaoyuan,nilaogongdeyijuyidong,womendoubangnidingdeqingqingchuchu。”
“meicuo,hetachifandeneinvhaiworenshi,shiwomengongsidezhubo,yihouzhiyaotaliangjianmian,wodoujiniquanfangweiwusijiaodejianshi。”
“hao!weilewomengongtongdeguimiqing,ganbei!”
jiangruyandadisonghuidaojiazhong,sijiuyejiaoledaijiaganhuijiali。
zheinizijintiangewaidegaoxing,yingyaolazhesijiushanglou。
buguohaishibeisijiujujuele。
kaiwanxiao,yaoshizhenreshanglezheibaoliponiang,kongpazijinatianbubeiyuxiandaosi,yehuiyiwaidansuishenwang。
wuziliyijiukongwuyiren,weiduzhuoshangdefancaiganganjingjing,chufanglizhishengxiabaihaodepanzi。
kanlekanshouji,zhiqianjiyuxianfadexiaoxibingmeiyouhuifu,tayelandelizuanjinwuziyitouzailexiaqu。
yebuzhidaoguoleduojiu,mimihuhujian,taganjuehuailiyouxiewenre。
sihuyoushenmedongxizaitahuailiniuaniude。
shunjianjiurangtalailejingshen,jiudouxinglejifen。
jiezheyueguangditouyikan,quejianyuxianbuzhidaoshenmeshihoujinlezijifangjian,haizuanjinlezijihuaili。
yishendejiuqixundetalianlianzhoumei。
zheinvrenzuilihaisuisuiniantaozhe
“xingjiutangni?wodexingjiutangni?”
sijiubeiqilele,zheinvrendouzuichengzheiyangle,jingranhaidianjizhexingjiutang
“nixianshuiba,menglishadouyou……”
sishitingdaolesijiudehua,yuxianzaitahuailifanlegeshen,kemeiguoyihuier,youfanlehuilai,zuiliyijiubuxiaoting:
“wangbadan,rangnibulaoshi!”
“rangnibulaoshi,shuozhehaihuiqixiaoquantouyonglidezazheshenme。”
王八蛋?不老实?
zheishijianghaonanchenggongnaxiale?haiduitadongshoudongjiaole?
yishunjian,sijiunaohaizhongjiuyouhuamianle。
好好好
pazailaozihuailihaizaixiangbiedenanrenshiba。
xiangdaozheili,tadiaozhengleyixiashenti,bingqiejiangyuxiandeshentibaizaichuangbian,zijideshentizedingzaichuangtou,shuangjiaoyiyongli
“走你!”
“噗通”一声
yuxianbeitayijiaochuaidaoledishang。
耽误老子睡觉。
yiriqingchen,yangguangtouguoyuncengsadaochuangbian,yingzhaozaiyuxianjingzhidemiankongshang
huanhuanzhengkaiyan,lvxianyingruyanliandeshisijiuneizhangxieman“danyou”delian。
“你醒了”
sijiushouzuwucuodedunzaipangbian,jiangneizhongxiangfuyoubuganfudejiujiebiaoxiandelinlijinzhi。
yuxianhuanhuancongdishangzuoqi,ganjuetouhunnaozhang。
“wozenmehuizainifangjian?”
“woyebuqingchu,woxingleyihoujiufaxiannizaidishangtangzhe,benlaidasuanjiangnibaodaochuangshangde,danhaipanijieyijiu……”
sijiumanlianwugu,xindiquexiaokailehua。
“唔~”
yuxianwuzhenaodaijiuyaozhanqilai,keyaojianchuanlaidetengtongquerangtazhoulezhoumei。
“扶我起来”
jiangyuxianfudaochuangshanghou,tasihuxiangqishenmezhiwendao:
“zuowanniqunalile?weishenmedadianhuabujie?”
“e,zuotianhepengyouchuquchifan,woyebuzhidaonijidianhuilai,zijizaijiawuliao,jiuchuquheledianjiu。”
zheigehuidatazuowanjiuyijingxianghaole,xuxushishi,banzhenbanjia,woweinizhexiang,nizongbunengshuowoba。
guoran,yuxianzhishizhoulezhoumei,bingmeiyoushuoshenme。
“yihuiernisongwoqugongsi”
“buhaoba,nibushiburangwoqunigongsima?”
sijiubingbuxiangqu,caishuangleyitiannaligou,renshengdeyixujinhuanma。
“worangniqunijiuqu。”
bangexiaoshihou,sijiukaizhezuotiangouzibeizhuangdiaoqideleikesasi570laidaolegongsi。
zheiyilu,yuxianjiujingjingdezuozaihoumian,yizhishourouzheyao,mouzisisidedingzhesijiu,suiransijiuyiranhenshuncongziji,kebuzhidaoweishenme,tajiushiganjuesijiuxiangbianleyigerenyiban。
buguonalibianle,tahaishuobuchulai。
dakuaitouleikesasi570wenwendetingzaitingchechang,zhengdangsijiuzhunbeijiachelikaideshihou,yuxiandeshengyinrutongxiaoemoyibanzaicixiangqi。
“jintiannipeiwozaigongsi。”