第1章 天庭扩招群?

天海大学。

nanshengsushelouxiadelanqiuchang。

“李枫,传球!”

“给你!”

“靠,太高了!”

qiufeichubianjie,zhenghaogundaoyigelaidaoqiuchangbiandenvshengjiaoxia。

“lifeng,ninvpengyoulailou!”

“paodaoxihuawangyiwen,bixuqingwomenchifan!”

男生们忽然起哄。

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“yiwen,nizenmelaile?”

qiliaowangyiwenshuangshoubaoxiong,lianseshifenbingleng:

“yiwen?wogennihenshuma?wolaigennishuoqingchu,yihounibuyaozaisaoraowole!”

“骚扰?”

lifengdexin,huranlenglebanjie。

“yaoqianmeiqian,yaonenglimeinengli,haixiangzhuiwo。gaosuni,woxuanshangxueshenghuidewenyibuzhangle,niyijingmeiyoubandianzuoyongle!”

wangyiwentaiqiyijiao,balanqiutixiangchangnei。

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lanqiuchangnei,lifengdetongxuemendoutingdaolezheifanduihua,shifenchijing。

“haiyou,wozhengshigaosunimen,woxianzaidenanpengyoushizhaoyi。nimenzheiqunqionggui,buyaodahuxiaojiaole。”wangyiwendeyidewangxianglanqiuchanglidesuoyouren,jiaoaodeshuodao。

genlifengyiqidaqiudetongxuemen,liansedoubailejifen。

benlaihaixiangbanglifengchutou,xianzaidoudaxiaolezheigeniantou。zheigezhaoyi,buhaore。

“滚!”

lifengrenbuletadechouezuilian,nuhou。

“你……让我滚?”

wangyiwenluchuchijingdebiaoqing,lianshanghongyizhen,baiyizhen,henhendedengchuyiyan,zaixunsuzhuanshenliqu。

“suanle,xiongdi,zheizhongnvren,bupeinishangxin,jiudangwomenbangleyitiaogou。”lifengdeshiyouzhaojialinzouguolai,paidalifengdejianbang,anweishuodao。

“womeishi,nimenjixuwan。”

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weilezhuidaowangyiwen,xiangxinletadeguihua,nulibangtalapiao,rangtachengweixixueshenghuidewenyibuzhang,danmubiaoshixiandezheiyitian,juranshitayijiaotikaizijiderizi。

zheigewangyiwen,bigouhaiburu。

lifengditoucaozuoshouji,zhijiebatalahei,shanchutadeshoujihaoma。

huran,shoujishangtiaochuyigechuangkou。

“nanjixianwengxiangninfaqiweiqitiaozhan,shifoujieshou。”

两个按钮:

“是”和“否”

lifenggangxiangdian“fou”,huranyixiang,eyiruanjiandoushiguyishetao,yushidianle“shi”。

huran,jinruleyigewumengmengdekongjian。

yigeguseguxiangdeqipanchuxianzaimianqian,duimianzuozheyigebaimeimaobaihuzidelaozhe,danyanwuliaoraozhizhong,kanbuqingxiangxidemianrongheshenqing。

lifengmengxiyikouyanwu,zhijuedezijishenqingqishuang,bujintounaobiandeshifenqingxing,shentiyechongmanlehuoli。

“xiaoyaozixianyou,jinrutiantingkuozhaoqun,zhiyouyicikaohejihui,qingzhenxi。”laotoushuodao。

tadeshengyinbuduanhuidang,youzhongshenmimocezhigan。

逍遥子?

laotoujiaowoxiaoyaozi,zheishirencuorenle?

budenglifengxixiang,zheigesuoweide“nanjixianweng”jiuxialediyikeheizi,fangzaileqipanyouxiajiaodeheidian。

lifengwanquanbuhuiweiqi,lianjibendeguizedoubutaidong,cishibaochijinshen,meiyoulikexiaqi,ershidaliangzheigeshenmikongjian。

chuleqipanhelaotou,wumengmengshenmedoukanbuqing,xiangyaozhanqilai,danshiyouyiguqiangdadexili,batadingzaishiyishang。

这是幻觉还是什么?

ditouyikan,zijihaishichuanzhedalanqiudetxuheduanku,shoujihaizaizhangxinli。

对啊!

让老头跟电脑下棋!

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wangzhanli,yousigexuanxiang:

chuji、zhongji、gaoji、moguiji。fenbieduiyingbutongdediannaoduishou。

zheige“moguiji”,jiushidabaileshijieguanjunderengongzhineng“aerfagou”,xiangyaotiyanzuidingjideshuiping,zhiyongzhifuyiqianyuan,jiunengtiyanyigeyue。

反正是幻觉!

支付!

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“moguijiduishou”beihoudechengxushidangjinrengongzhinengdejidachengzhe“aerfagou”,meimiaozhongnenggoujinxingshangqianwancidejisuan,erqiebuduandeziwojinhua、ziwoxuexi,rujinrenleidedingjianxuanshou,douyijingbushitadeduishou!

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zhongyu,qipanshangbaimanleheibaiqizi。

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huayingangluo,lifenghuranjiutuichushenmikongjian,faxianzijitangzaiqiuchangpangbiandecaodishang。

ditoukankanshouji,shangmianduoleyigeqiguaide“tiantingkuozhaoqun”app。

dakaizhihou,jiushiyigeliaotianqun。

limianyouyidaduidechengyuan。

qunzhushitaishanglaojun,guanliyuanshinanjixianweng、mudanxianzi、jingtanshizhe。

chengyuanyousunwukong、julingshen、tuotatianwang、guanyinpusa、zhongkui……zheixiechengyuandemingzidoushijinse。

haiyouchengxuandaoren、chunyangzi、cuixudaoren、ziyangdaoren……zheixiechengyuandemingzidoushibaise。

lifengzijidemingziyeshibaise,mingzishi“xiaoyaozi”。

这什么鬼……

eyiruanjianbianchengzheiyanglema?

chakanyixiazhifubaodejiaoyijilu。

juranzhendeshiyongleyiqianyuanqian!

靠啊!心疼啊!

叮……

“nanjixianwengqingqiutianjiahaoyou”

同意!

“nanjixianwengxiangninzengsongliwu”

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“haoshuo!haoshuo!womenzhijianbuyongzheimekeqi,jiaowolaoxiongdijiukeyi!”

李枫立刻回过去。

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zhengxiangzaiyanjiuyanjiu,huranshoujijiedaolemamayanghongyudedianhua。

“erzi,youyigezhongyaodeshiqing,mamagennishuo。tangziqi,nihaijideba,yiqianxiaoshihouzaiwomenjiazhuleyinianduodexiaoyatou。tabaokaotianhaixijuxueyuan,baomingduyikaopeixunban,jintiangangbanwanshouxu。tabamaxiangbaituonizhaoguyixiata,worangtalaixuexiaozhaoni。”

“唐紫琪?”

lifengxiangleyixiang,shibamayiqiantongshidenver,youyiduanshijian,tabamacizhixiahaishengyi,tebiemang,batafangzaitajiajiyangleyinianduo。

zhihou,tagenbamayiqibanquqinxisheng,lifenggentajiushiqulelianxi。

yinxianglihaishiyigetiantiangenzaita**houmiandexiaoyatou。

“好,我知道了!”

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“daxinwen!daxinwen!”

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