躺平,看戏精选章节

binglengdejinshuzhuoyanluozhewodezhigu,xiangyigenxixiaodeci,fanfutixingzhewoshenchuhechu。

kongqilimimanzhexiaodushuiheangguipigehunhedeguguaiqiwei,xijinfeili,daizheyizhongshenpanbandeliangyi。

toudingdedengguangcanbaiciyan,jingzhundiqiegezhezhongcaitinglimeiyigejiaoluo,yeqiegezhezuozaiwoduimiandelinwanzhou。

tayisibugoudiduanzuozhe,angguidedingzhitaozhuanggoulechuwanmeidexiantiao,

xianzhangdeshouzhijiaodiefangzaiyidiehouhoudewenjianshang。neishouzhi,meiyigendoujingxinhuliguo,zhijiashilengyingdeluose,

cikezhengqingqingqiaojizhewenjiandeyingqiaofengmian,

du、du、du……xiweideshengxiangzaiguofenanjingdefangjianlixiandegewaiqingxi。talianshangmeishenmeduoyudebiaoqing,

zhiyouxiahebengdeyouxiejin,yanshenruilidexiangcuilebingdedaopian,zhizhidiciguolai,

daizheyizhongquanshenguanzhude、jinhubuliedexingfen。tazaidengwo。dengwoxiangguoqumeiyicizhengzhineiyang,

beijingxinshejidehuayujinu,xiangyitoubeichuozhongxinwodekunshou,

zhetiaojintazaoyibuzhihaodexianjing——yigezhengmingwo“qingxushikong、juyouqianzaibaoliqingxiang”dewanmeizhengjulian,

zuyizaicaichanfengezhongjiangtatuishangjueduidewangzuo。wodelvshi,wangpangzi,ejiaoyijingshenchuleximidehanzhu。

tacouguolai,yadideshengyindaizhejiaozhuodeqixipenzaiwoerpan:“shenxiansheng,shenxiansheng!ninzaikankanzheifenqingdan!

linnvshitijiaodezhengjulianfeichangwanzheng,xianzaixingshiduiwomenfeichangbuli!wozhidaozheihennanjieshou,

danwomenbixuzhengqu!womende……”tahoumiandehua,beiyizhongqiyidewengmingshenggaiguole。

wodemuguangyueguotayouguangfaliangdetouding,luozailinwanzhouwumingzhishangneidaoqianqiandejiehenshang。

cengjingguzaineilideshiwomentiaodehunjie,poshiwuhuadeyigequan。houlaibuzhiheshi,

huanchenglegengshan、gengda、gengfuheta“gutaitai”shenfendegezidan。zaihoulai,gezidanyebujianle,

zhiliuxiazheidaobuyichajuedebaihen。xiangyidaowushengdepanjueshu。“……shenxiansheng?

”wangpangzihaizaitulaodishituhuanxingwodedouzhi。woshouhuishixian,shouzhiluozaineifenzuizhongdelihunxieyishang。

zhizhanghenhou,zhiganbingleng。caichanfengedetiaokuanmimimama,zhanjuledabanpianfu,

zilixingjiandoutouzhelinwanzhoutuanduijingmidesuanji。wodemuguangyiluxiangxia,

huaguoneixielingrenyanhualiaoluandefangchan、gupiao、jijinmingcheng,zuizhong,wenwenditingliuzaizuixiafangneigeqianminglanpang。

neiliqingxidiyinzhe:ziyuanfangqiyiqiehunneigongtongcaichanjizhuzhang。wangpangzisihuyugandaoleshenme,

houlonglifachuyishengduancude“e”,xiangshibeirenezhulebozi。wonaqizhuoshangneizhilianjiadeqianzibi,

suliaowaiqiaodaizheyizhongculidechugan。bijianxuanzaizhimianshangfang,dunleyimiao。linwanzhoudeqiaojishengtingle,

zhenggefangjianxianruyizhonglingrenzhixidesiji。

wonengganjuedaotaquanbude、daizheqianglieyapogandemuguangdoujujiaozaiwodeshoushang。ranhou,bijianluoxia。

heisedemoshuishunchangdiyinkai,goulechuwodemingzi——shenyuan。lianggezi,xiedeyichangpingwen,

daizheyizhongjinhulengkudeliuchang。qianwanle。wofangxiabi,neiqingweide“da”sheng,zaizheijijinglirutongjinglei。

“shenyuan!nizuoshenme!”wangpangzizhongyushishengjiaolechulai,panglianshangdexueseshunjiantundeyiganerjing,

zhishengxiajinghaidecanbai。womeiyoukanta,ershitaiqiyan,yingshangduimianneishuangshunjianninggudeyanjing。

linwanzhoulianshangneifujingxinweichide、shengquanzaiwodebinglengmianju,chuxianleyidaoqingxideliehen。cuoe,

nanyizhixin,haiyouyizhongjingxinzhunbeidequantouzajinmianhualidejudakongxugan,zaitayandijiaozhi、fanyong。

tashenzhixiayishidiweiweiqianqingleshenti,fangfoxiangquerenzijishibushiyanhuale。kongqifangfoningguchengleshiti,

chenzhongdiyazaimeigerendexiongkou。zhushendezhongcaiyuanshiyiweibiaoqingyansudezhongniannvshi,

tatuiletuibiliangshangdejinsiyanjing,jingpianhoudemuguangruilidisaoguowo,youluozailinwanzhoushenshang,

daizheyisibuyichajuedeshenshi。xianran,zheichangyuxiangzhongdejiliesisha,yiyizhongjinhuhuangdandejiaoxietoujiangkaichang,

wanquanchaochulejuben。woweiweiqiandongzuijiao,neihududagailianyigefuyandexiaodousuanbushang。shengyinbugao,

quexiangbingzhuzi,yikekezazaiguangjierujingdezhuomianshang:“douguini。”wodunledun,

muguangpingjingdisuozhulinwanzhoushunjianshousuodetongkong,“baokuo……nizangzairuishiubsneigesirenzhanghulide,

qibaisanshiwanmeijin。”“weng——”sijibeichedidapo。bushijinghu,

shiwushudaodaochoulengqideshengyinhuijichengdedichenhongming。linwanzhoudelvshituan,jiweixizhuanggelvdejingying,

qishuashuadibianlelianse,bicijiaohuanzhezhenjingdeyanshen。wangpangzigengshizhangdalezui,huoxiangyitiaolishuideyu,

yanzhuzijihuyaodengchulai,sisidingzhewo,fangfodiyicirenshiwozheigeren。

linwanzhoulianshangdexuese“shua”diyixiatundeganganjingjing。

jingxinmiaohuidezhuangrongzaiyeyangaibuzhuneizhouranyongshangde、zhenzhengdecangbai。tadezuichunwushengdixidongleyixia,

xiangshixiangfanbo,xiangjianjiao,danzuizhongyigeziyemeinengjichulai。neishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingli,

zhishengxiabeishunjianbaguanglesuoyoudipaide、**luodejinghuangheyisibeikanchuanzuishenmimidexiufen。

tajingxincehua、tourujudachengbendeduochandaxi,gangganglakaiweimu,weiyideduishou,

quezaitazuiyixiangbudaodeshike,zhijiexuanbutuichang,haishunshouxianfanletadehoutai。wozhanqishen,

yizituiyudalishidimianmoca,fachucierde“gazhi”sheng。zheishengyinjingxingledaizhidezhongren。“jieshule。

”wodiuxiazheisangezi,meizaikanrenherenyiyan,jingzhizhuanshen,tuikaihouzhongdeshimumen。

waimianzoulangdeguangxianmingliangdeyouxiehuangyan。shenhou,neipianyouzhenjing、huangluan、nanyizhixinzhichengdesiji,

beigejuezaimennei,xianglingyigeshijie。---chengshidelaojiumailuoli,zongzangzheyixiebeishiguangyiwangdejiaoluo。

wofumuliuxiadezheitaofangzi,jiuzaizheiyangyitiaoxiangzidejintou。qiangpibanbo,luchulimianhuihuangdedise,

pashanhudaoshiwanqiang,zaichuxiadeyangguanglilvdeyouxiesiyi,jihuyaopamanzhengmianxiqiang。

loudaolimimanzheyigudandande、hunzazhemeiweihelinjufancaiqixideweidao,

laojiumuchuangkuangbeifengchuidezhiyazuoxiang。banjinlaideguochengjiandandejinhuliaocao。

yigesailejijianhuanxiyifudejiuxinglixiang,jiushiquanbujiadang。wuzilijilehouhouyicenghui,

jiajudoushiershinianqiandeshiyang,benzhong、guoshi,queyouzhongqiyideanwengan。wohualezhengzhengliangtianshijiandasao,

huichenzaiguangxianlifeiwu,xiangshimaizangguoqudeyichangxiaoxingyishi。qingliwan,

**zaizhiyazuoxiangdelaojiuyangtaimenkuangshang,dianlezhiyan。yanwuniaoniaoshengqi,

mohuleduimianloutongyanglaojiudechuangge。

shixianluozaiyangtaishangneiyipianguangtutudefangxingshuinicaoshang——neishifuqindangnianqide,shuoshizhongdianhuacao,

kexitazhongjiumeineigexianxin。yigeniantouhaowuyuzhaoditiaochulai,qingxiwubi。jixiaoshihou,

wolinzhejigegunangnangdesuliaodaihuilaile。daizilishinitu、jigelianjiadesuliaohuapen,haiyoujibaozhongzi。

baozhuangdaishangyinzhecuilvde、juchizhuangdeyezituan,pangbianshixingmudelianggezi:xiangcai。linwanzhouhenzheigeweidao,

henzhirugu。tashuoneiqiweixiangchouchong,zhanshangyidianjiurangtahunshennanshou,bizhiweikongbuji。guoqushinian,

jialidechufang、bingxiang,shenzhiwoouerzaiwaimianchiledaixiangcaidefanhuilai,doubixubeitalelingchediqingjieshukou,

cainengkaojintasanmizhinei。wowanqixiuzi,baheihesedenitudaojinhuapenli,cucaodekeliganzhanmanlezhifeng,

daizheyiguchaoshide、yuanshideshengmingqixi。ranhou,wochaikaineixieyinzhecuilvxiangcaituandezhongzidai,

xiaoxinyiyidijiangneixiexixiaodehesekeli,junyundisazaisongruandenitubiaoceng。zhijiannianqinitu,

qingqingfugaishangqu,dongzuobusuanshulian,quedaizheyizhongqitedezhuanzhu。jiaotoushui。

suliaohuapendedibushenchuhunzhuodeshuidi,pada、pada,luozaiyangtaideshuinidishang,

yinkaiyixiaopianshensedeyinji。zuowanzheiyiqie,wozhiqiyao,shuaileshuaishoushangdenidian。

xiyangdeyuhuitouguolouyudefengxi,xiexiedizhaozaiyangtaishang,

jineijipenxinfanguodenitudushangleyicengwennuandejinbian。kongqilizanshihaizhiyounitudexingqi,danwozhidao,

henkuai,neixiejueqiangdexiaolvyajiuhuidingpotuceng,siwujidandixuangaotamendecunzai,

balinwanzhouzuiyanedeweidao,mimanzaizheigeshuyuwode、xiaoxiaode、pobaidebaoleili。

yizhongjiuweide、jinhuyouzhidechang**,shunzhejizhuiqiaoranpasheng。shoujijiushizaizheishizhenxiangde。bushidianhua,

shiyitiaoduanxin。pingmuliangqi,yigemeiyoucunchumingzi、quezaoyikezaijiyishenchudehaomatiaolechulai。

faxinren:guhuai。neirongzhiyouduanduanyixing,

meigezidoutouzheyizhongjugaolinxiade、beimaofandeyunnu:【nifenglemashenyuan?

wanzhouxuyaozheichangwanmeihunyincainengnadaogujiadexiayilunrongzi!likequwanhui!biehuileta!】guhuai。

linwanzhouxinjianshangdebaiyueguang,tasuoyouyexinhesuanjizuizhongzhixiangdedengta。

yeshiwomenzheiduan“mofanhunyin”zhenzhengdeyinxingdaoyan。

woshenzhinengxiangxiangchutafachuzheitiaoxinxishidebiaoqing——yingjundemeitoujinsuo,

daizheyizhongxiguanxingde、shishebandeminglingkouwen,fangfowozhishitapangdaqijuzhongyikesuishikeyibonongdeqizi。

talisuodangrandirenwei,wocunzaideyiyi,

jiushibanyanhaoneigenengranglinwanzhoukanqilaijiatingmeiman、xingxiangwuxiade“zhangfu”daoju,

haorangtashunlidicongtajiazudezhifengli,kouchuneijinguangshanshanderongzi。wodingzheneitiaoduanxinkanlejimiao,

pingmudeguangyingzaiyandi,yipianbingleng。ranhou,wojuqishouji,

shexiangtouduizhunleyangtaijiaoluolineijipenganggangboxiazhongzidesuliaohuapen,nitushirun,shangweiyourenhelvyimaochu。

woanxialepaishejian。“kaca。”zhaopianfasong。shouzhizaipingmushangqiaoji,jigezifaleguoqu:【gaosuta,

xinjubenjiao‘tangping’。】fasongchenggongdetishitiaochu。wobashoujisuishoudiuzaijizhebohuidejiumuchajishang,

pingmuchaoxia。shijieqingjingle。---rizixiangyangtaiwaineikelaowutongshuxiadeguangban,huanmaneranjingdiyidong。

pojiudelaofangzifangfoyouzhongmoli,nengzidongguolvdiaowaimiandexuanxiao。wokeyiqieduanledabufenyuwaijiedelianxi,

gongzuoyouxiangshezhilezidonghuifu“xiujiazhong”,shoujidiaochenglejingyin,

zhiouerpieyiyanpingmushangduijidemoshenghaomaheduanxintixing。neixietixingli,jiazazhelinwanzhoudehaoma,

haiyouguhuaide。congyikaishiqiangyanuhuodezhiwen,daohoulaijiaozhuodezhize,xinxiyitiaobiyitiaozhang,

cuociyeyuelaiyuejilie。xiangshizitourushentan,meiyouhuiyin,zhiyoutamenzijijiqidelianyizaibuduankuoda。

【shenyuan!nijiedianhua!nidaodixiangganshenme?nizhidaohouguoma!】——linwanzhou。【wangoulema?

wanzhouweilezheigexiangmufuchuleduoshaoxinxue!xianzaigujiazhiyitadehunyinwendingxing!likejiwogunhuilaichengqing!

】——guhuai。【suanwoqiuni!xingbuxing?gujiagaocengzaizhongxinpinggu!pinggu!nidongbudongzheiyiweizheshenme!

】——linwanzhou。【bieyiweizheiyangjiunengweixieshei!nihuidiaodebujinshita,shiniziji!

nimingxianeixiedongjiedezichanhaixiangbuxiangyaole!】——guhuai。【shenyuan!huihua!nisilema!

】——linwanzhou。woyitiaodoumeihui。ouerfankan,xiangshizaikanyichangyuwowuguande、xiesidilidedujiaoxi。

tamendekongjuhefennu,gezhebinglengdepingmu,chuandiguolai,queqiyidiwufazaiwoxinlixianqirenhebolan。

yangtaishangdexiangcaizimeiyougufuwodeqidai,jitianhou,xiruodenenyadingpoleshirundenitu,

qieshengshengditanchutou。henkuai,tamenbianshuzhankaixixiaode、juchizhuangdeyepian,zaichuxiadefengliqingqingyaoye。

neiteshude、nongliedeqixikaishimimankailai,qichuhendan,jianjianbiandeqingxierguzhi,chongmanlexiaoxiaodeyangtai,

shenzhipiaojinketing。wozuozaineibagazhizuoxiangdejiutengyishang,

jiuzhezheiyuelaiyuenongyude、linwanzhoushenetongjuede“chouchong”weidao,

mantiaosilidichiyiwanjiekoumaide、jialeshuangfenxiangcaideniuroumian。xinla**zheweilei,

dailaiyizhongzhenshide、huozhedeyuntiegan。wangpangzizuizhonghaishizhaoshangmenlaile。tadingzhelianggeshuodadeheiyanquan,

xizhuangzhoubabade,zhanzaiwoduimanzawudeketingli,xiandegegeburu,

lianshanghunhezhepibei、bujieheyisicanyude、zhiyexingdejiaolv。“shenge,”tacuozheshou,

yuqidaizhedianxiaoxinyiyideshitan,younanyanneifenzhiyebenneng,

“linwanzhouneibian……haiyougujianeibian……jianzhiyaozhale!gujiakongguneibian,taiduturanbiandehenqiangying,

dui‘hexinguanlizhegerenshenghuowendingxingcunzaizhongdayilv’,zhijiezantingleneibiguanjianrongzidetuijinliucheng!

jigeyia!linwanzhouzhenggetuanduidoufengle!ta……takuaibalvsuodianhuadabaole!

guhuaineibianye……”tayanlekoutuomo,touyanquzhewodelianse,

shitucongwolianshangzhaochunapayisiyihaodesongdonghuohouhui。“e。”woyanxiazuihouyikoumian,

tangzhidexinlaganhailiuzaihoulongli。wochoulezhangzhijin,mantuntundicalecazui,

ranhouzhilezhiqiangjiaoneigeluomanhuichendezhixiang,“pangzi,banggemang,neixiangjiushutaizhong,

bangwobandaolouxiaxiaochuzangshiqu?”wangpangzizhangzhezui,

houmiantaotaobujuedejushifenxi、lihaiguanxi、bujiujianyi,quanbeiwozheiqingpiaopiaodeyijuhuadulehuiqu。

talianshangdebiaoqingjingcaijile,xiangdafanlediaosepan,zuizhongdinggezaiyizhongchedidemangranhewulishang。takankanwo,

youkankanneigechenzhongdezhixiang,renmingbanditanlekouqi,luqixiuzizouleguoqu。

neishenangguidexizhuangcengshanglehuichen,tayehunranbujue。tahangchihangchibanzhexiangzixialoushi,

yangtaidefengzhenghaochuijinlai,juanzheyiguxinxiandexiangcaiweier。woshenshenxileyikou,

ganjuewuzangliufudoutouzheyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeqingshuang。qiangshangdelaoshiguazhong,dida,dida,zoudehuanmanerjianding。

---baofengyuzhongjiuhaishiguoxiezheleitingwanjunzhishi,zasuilewozheipobaiwuyanxiadeduanzanningjing。

neishiyigechenmendebangwan,kongqizhanchoudenengningchushui,yunniangzheyichangchilaidebaoyu。