第6章 人生太无聊,得来点挑战

di6zhangrenshengtaiwuliao,delaidiantiaozhan

milanzuishangshuozhekeai,keshixianqueshikanxiangzhanlianjue。

jiantameiyoushuohua,fangfoshimorenleban,buyoudexinxiayixi,xiangyaobaoqitangbeier。

tangbeierqueshichongtajueqilezui,luchutiaoxindemuguanglai。

milanzhenglenglepianke,shoujiangyingzaibankongzhong。

tameiyoukancuoba,yigexiaohaizijuranhuiyouzheiyangdeyanshen?

tangbeierbatoumaijinzhanlianjuedehuaibaoli,yebukanmilan,fangfogangcaidemuguangzhishitadecuojue。

milandeshoutingzaibankongzhong,fangyebushi,bufangyebushi。

zuihouhaishitangjianyechulaidayuanchang。

“zhanjuea,jiranbeierxihuanni,jiumafannibatabaochuquba!”

buguanzenmeshuo,zhousuiyandouyaokaishile,zhongrendouyijingdaochang,zhurengongzongbunengquexiba!

zhousuiyanshang,chenxiangmudezhangzhuofangfokanbudaojintou。

shangmianpulecenghongsedesirongbu,kanqilaihuaguiyoudianya,moshangqugengshimaorongrongde,rangrenaibushishou。

erqiebaimanlegezhongwupin,changjiandeyouzhi、bi、hua、qindeng。

zhibuguodoushixiuzhen、minibandecunzai,kanqilaixiaoxiaoyige,henshijingqiaokeai。

haiyouxuduobuchangjian,jiaobuchumingzilaidedongxi。

zongzhibaimanlezhenggezhuozi,kanderenyanhualiaoluan。

yeyetangjianyebaozhelaoqitangbeier,fuqintangshanghengbaozhelaoliutangaiqi,liangrenxiaoxinyiyidejiangtamenfangzaizhangzhuoshangzhunbeizhezhuazhouyishi。

hennanxiangxiang,zhishigexiaoxiaodezhuazhou,ranerzaichangderenquewuyibushishenfenguizhong,mingliuquanguizhileiderenwu。

tangbeierbeifangdaozhuozishang,diyishijianjiuxiangquzhanlianjuedeweizhi,ranershenhouquechuanlaizuli。

niutouyikan,tangaiqizhuazhutadequnbaibufang,xiangshifaxianleshenmehaowandedongxiside,shenzhihaichangshiyaoyikou。

qidetangbeierchuaileyijiao,xunsutaolixianchang。

tataimouwangxiangzhangzhuo,linlangmanmu,queshiyigedoubuganxingqu,renbuzhutanlekouqi。

luozaizhongrenyanli,jiuhaoxiangshixiaofentuanzizaiditouchensi,sihuzaijiujiegaizhuashenmedongxihao。

peishangtangbeieryuxuekeaidelianpang,jiaobushaorenzhihukeai,xiangyaozutuanqutangjiatouhaizi。

tangbeierdemuguangzaixianchanghuanshiyiquan,yanjingyiliang。

tahuosudepaguoqu,yixunleibujieryanzhishi,zhuazhulezhanlianjuedeshou。

sheiyemeiyouxiangdao,tangjiadexiaogongzhu,fangzhezheimeduodongxibuzhua,jingranzhuadaolezhanlianjue。

zhongrenzhenjingbuyi,fanguanshitangjianye,tashenqingwubizhengzhongdao:“beier,nishixihuantama?”

唐贝儿捣头如蒜。

zhuaneixiedongxiyoushenmelequde,renshengtaiwuliao,zongshiyaojizijizhaodiantiaozhancaiduima!

tangbeierdefanyingchuhusuoyourenyiliao。

tangjiafumudebiaoqinghaihao,zhishijiweigegedelianseshunjianyinchenrushui,neishixianjihukeyijiangzhanlianjuebopichoujin,henbudechaitunrufu。

“哈哈哈——”

tanglaoyezidaxiaochusheng,shixianluozaizhanlianjueshenshang。

“zheidaoshirangwoxiangqiyiduanchennianwangshile。”

yuanlaitangzhanliangjiabenlaijiushishijiao。

dangchuliangjiafurentongshihuaiyun,youyinweiliangjiaguanxihao,bianshangliangzhe,ruguoshiyinanyinvjiujieweiyinqin。

kezhanfurenzaishengxiazhanlianjuezhihoujiunanchanerwang,younaiheyunsiyuyilianshengdewugedoushinanwawa,cishibianyizhibeigezhilexialai。

tinglaoyezitiqi,muqinyunsiyuyexiangqilai,“shiyouzheimehuishi。”