tianyoubucefengyun，renyoudanxihuofu。
yiyezhijiantangdoushiqufumushuangqin，chengleguer。
bangeyuehou，tangdouchulihaolaobalaomadeyiliuwenti，chulelaobaliuxiadejizhangyinxingkashangdeyuedeshijiwankuaiqian。
haijitangdouliuxialeyijiaguwandian，zaifuzimiaoguwanyitiaojiezuihaodediduan，qianmiansangedianpuyibaiduopingfang，houmianjiushitangdoudejia。
yigexiaoyuansanjianzhengfangliangjianpianfang，jiuzheitaopumianzuishaoyedezhijibaiwan，haiyouguwandianlibaidemanmandangdangdegudong。
buguotangdouxinlihenqingchu，dianlineidianwanyijibenshangquandoushisigejiudexiandaigongyipin，lianjinhuoqudaotangdoudoumenqing。
zuochishankongkendingbuxing，zheiguwandianhaidejiezheganxiaqu。
keshizheimedadedianmianyigerenyezhaokanbuguolaiya，dezhaoren。
tangdouzhuazhemaobizaidahongzhishangwaiwainiuniuxielezhangzhaopinqishi，dakaidianmenzhunbeitiechuqu。
dianmendakai，yingmenkandaoyizhangxiaolian，renshi，laojiefang，duimenjubaozhaidelaobangezhanggui。
jiandaotangdou，gezhangguijimangshouqixiaolian，yilianbeitongzhuangdeanweitangdoujieaishunbian。
changyandaoduimenshiyuanjia，tangjiagengejiayebuliwai，genghekuanghaishitongxing。
tangdoulaobazaideshihouliangjiayeshilaosibuxiangwanglai，meixiangdaotangdoulaobaqianjiaogangzou，houjiaozheigezhangguijiuzhaoshanglaile。
来者不善呀。
tangdouhengzhemen，wangzhegezhangguiwendao：“gelaobanyouheguigan？”
niyadeyaoshiganmochuzhangqiantiaoshuowolaobaqianniqian，wojiuganlimabaniyadedadezhaobuzhebei。
gezhangguilianshangluchujifenxiaorong，chongzhetangdoushuodao：“zheihaizi，buqingnigeshujinqushuohua？”
“gelaoban，zheidianlitoudoushiguizhongwujian，woxianzaihaimeikaimen，nijinlaishuohuayoudianbutaifangbianba？youshahuanijiuzaizheishuoba。”
gezhangguilaolianyihong，zheixiaozihualiyouhua，zheishinawodangzeifangzheni。
bijingshilaojianghule，gezhangguihahayixiaohuaquganga：“neicheng，geshuyejiubugennidouquanzile，tangdou，nilaobalaomazoule，buzhiniyihoushizenmedasuande？”
“woyihouzenmedasuanmaosigengelaobanmeishaguanxiba？”
gezhangguibeitangdouyedeyikouqichadianmeichuanshanglai，zaojiuzhidaolaotangjiazheigeerzibuzhediao，zheiyihuizijisuanshilingjiaole。
“neigeshujiuyouhuazhishuole，tangdou，buzhidaonijiazheichudianmianyoumeiyouxinsizhuanrangchulai，ruguoxiangmai，geshukeyijinikaigeshichangzuigaojia，nikeyinazhezheiqiandaojiaowaimaidongbieshu，zheiyixiahaocheyangfangquanyoule……”
tangdoulianshangluchuxiaorong，zhijiejieduanlegezhangguidehua：“gelaoban，wogangcaihaizaizhuomonimenjiadianmianmaibumaini，meixiangdaonigenwoshiyigexinsi，de，kanlaizanlianghaishisheiyebengmafansheile，ningaiganmaganmaqu，wohaiyoushi。”
shuozhehua，tangdouhaobukeqidetuikailegezhanggui，wangdianmenyicedeqiangshangjiledianjiaoshui，bashouzhongdezhaopinqishijitieleshangqu。
gezhangguibeinaolegedahonglian，shuaixiuziwanghuizou，zuilidao：“de，tanglaoban，dangwomeishuo。”
songzoulebuhuaihaoyidejingzhengduishou，tangdousanbaliangbatiehaozhaopinqishi，guanshangdianmenhuidaodianlijixuzhenglilaobaliuxiadelingsui。
budagongfu，tangdoutiezaimenkoudezhaopinqishijiuxiyinleyidaduiren，lianjuweihuidamadoujijingdongle，renmenyoushuoyouxiao，doushuolaotangjiaerzibuzhediao，zheiyihuikeshiyoulezuozheng。
zhaopinqishi：chengzhaochubeilaobanniangyiming，nengxiyizuofan，huipeiwanliaotian，guanjianyidian，bixudekanzheyangyan，zhuanzhidebaochibaozhu，**deyirisancan，xuelibuxian，hukoubuxian，youyizhejindianmiantan。
dianmenwaimianhenrenao，dianlimiantangdouyeshimantoudahan。
zheihuierzhenggenlaobaliuxiadebaoxianjuzuodouzheng，xianzaijialijiushengxiazheibaoxianjulidedongxitabuzhidaoshishenmele。
xingkuilaobadebaoxianjushichuantongdeneizhong，mimajiayaochi，yaochijiuzaitangdoushouli，buguoquebuzhidaomima，buguozongbizhiwendeyaoqiang，burandehuatangdouhaizhenbuzhidaogaizenmebanle。
zheishijitiantabagaishidemimadoushiguolaile，kexijiushiyizhidabukaineigebaoxianju。
tangdoubainonglelianggeduoxiaoshi，zhongyuyi**zuozailedishang，yangtianlanghao：“laodou，nidaodishezhilegeshamimaya。”
“kada”yisheng，tangdousuishouniuleyixiayaochi，meixiangdaobaoxianjujingranyiwaidedakaile。
tangdouleiben，laoba，ninshizaishitaiyoucaile，jingranyong000001wanlewozheimezhangshijian，guaibudeninchanggenwoshuo，youdeshihouzuijiandandejiushizuifuzade。
tangdoupobujidaidedakailebaoxianju，bujindashisuowang，baoxianjuzhongzhiyousanwankuaiqian，shengxiadejiushijigejingzhidehezi。
tangdoubasanwankuaiqianchuaidaozijihuaili，baneixieheziyedoubanlechulaizhuyidakai，youbiyanhu、youyifangduanyan、youyikuaigupodeyupei，yikanjiushihanbadaodediaokeshoufa。
baoxianjulihaiyouyizhouqingdaibaoshichendeshufajuanzhou，kanlaizheijiyangdongxicaishilaobazheijiagudongdianzhendiandebaobei，buguozheimedayijiaguwandianjiuzheimejijianzhenwanyi，maosihansuanleyixie。
tangdoubayazaizuidixiadeyigemuhenalechulai，dakaiyikanyuanlaishiyimeijiezhi。
tangdoubazheimeijiezhinazaishoushangzixiduanxiangleqilai，zheijiezhikanshangquxiangshiyongheiyaoshizhizuode，bingbushiduomeguizhongdedongxi，zhishizaoxingyouxieqiguai。
zhenggejiezhihunrantiancheng，kanbuchuyisidiaozhuoguodehenji，jiezhishanghaiyouhenduofanluandexiantiao，kanshangquyexiangshitianranxingchengde，kanjiulejingranhuiyouxietouyun。
jiranlaobazheimezhengzhongdebazheigejiezhishouzaibaoxianjuli，kanqilaiyinggaiyeshiyijianyoudianlaitoudegudongle。
tangdoubaneigejiezhinalechulaidaidaolezijishoushang，zenmeshuozijixianzaiyeshizheiguwandianweiyidelaobanle，shenshangmeiliangjianlaowanyinaerchentuodeqishenfenlai。
jiezhibudabuxiaozhenghaotaozaixiaozhishang，tangdoujuqishoukanlekan，haibucuo，heiheiyixiaosuohaobaoxianju
meixiangdaodunzaidishangdeshijiantaizhangle，qishendeshihouyizhentouyun，jimangshenshouqufuyipangdexiezitai，quemeixiangdaoyibazhuazailejiandaorenshang，dengshixianxuejiumaolechulai。
haimeidengtangdounazhiquca，xueyejingranbeijiezhixizoule...
我靠，这戒指吸血。
tangdouhehuaile，jimangquluneigejiezhi，keshigangcaihenqingsongjiudaishangdejiezhijingranrutongshenglegenyibanwensibudong。
zhengzhunbeiyongjiguangqiege，wuyizhongfaxianshoushanggangcaibeijiandaogechudeneigeshangkoujingranshenqideyuhele，lianshangbadoumeiyouliuxia。
zheibuhuishichuanshuozhongdedixuerenzhuba？
tangdouyebupale，jiuzheiyangzuozaidishangyanjiuqizheigeheiyouyoudejiezhilai。
yanjiulebantianyemeiyanjiuchulaimeimu，pingtadeneidianguwanjianshangzhishigengwufaduandai，shenshoumosuozhejiezhinannandao：
“zheidongxibuhuishicongyuangushiqichuanxialaideba？”
tangdouhuayingangluo，neigejiezhituranheiguangyishan，soudeyisheng，tangdoujingranxiaoshizaileweishengjianli。
keshizhiguoleyigenyandegongfu，tangdouyoupengdeyishengchuxianle，xiaolianshabaishabaidewanquanshiqulexuese，zuilihaizaiwawadajiao：
“woyaohuiqu，woyaohuiqu。”
dengdaotangdouzhongyukanqingzijisuochudedifangzhihou，jingranhenmeipindewadeyishengkulechulai。
wodigeniangyou，gangcaizhuiwodeneijizhikonglongbuhuishizhendeba？
turan，tangdouzhizhukusheng，liangzhiyanjingdengdebijidanhaida。
woqu，gangcaiwobuhuizhendechuanyueleba。
mosuozheshouzhishangdejiezhi，tangdouyilianxingfendehandao：“woyaoqutangchao。”
sou，tangdouyouxiaoshizaileyuandi。
budadegongfu，tangdouyoupengdeyishengchuxianzaileyuandi，shouzhonghaizhuazheyigegupodetaoguan。
tangdoukanzheshouzhongdetaoguan，turanhahadaxiaoleqilai。
“我要去宋朝。”
“我要去元朝。”
“我要去明朝。”
“我要去……”
budadegongfu，weishengjiandishangduimanlepingpingguanguan，shenzhihaiyouyijiangudainvzichuanzhedeyifu。
jingguowushucishiyan，tangdoufaxianzheigechuanyuejiezhinenggoubazijichuansongdaozijichushengqianderenheyitian。
“发财啦~”
tangdoumengdicongdishangbengleqilai，naodaixianxiepengdaotianhuaban。