第3章

「shenmengwan!wobenyiweinizhongshengyishihuianfenshouji,meixiangdaonijingranganduiwomaxiashou!」

dixiashi,guqiyuehenhendiqiazhuwodebozi,henbudezhijiejiangwoqiasi。

wobeitayongtieliankaozaijiazishangbudedongdan,piroubeilechushudaoxuehen。

「guqiyu,wozaishuoyibian!wojigufurendehushenfumeiyouwenti!xiangfan,tahaitigufurendanglesuqingqingyizai!」

「nihaijiaobian!xianzaiwomaheqingqingdouhunmibuxing!shenmengwannishibushiyiweiwobuganqiasini!」

shuozhe,guqiyushoushanglidaogengzhongyifen。

wojingjianshunjianqingjinbaoqi,mianhongerchi。

jijiangyaozhixishi,shigufurenpengdeyishengchuaikaimenjiulewo。

tayibatuikaiguqiyu,jimangmingrenjiekaiwoshenshangdejiasuo。

「shen**,xiexienijiwodehushenfu!bujinjiulewoyiminghairangwozhidaoleyuanlaisuqingqingshigexiangyaohaisiwomenzhenggegujiade***!」

「shen**wozhidaonimenchuwushibuyuanjierutarenyinguo,zheicisuanwoguizaidishangqiunin,ningaosuwogairuhezhengjiugujia。」

yanba,gufurenguizaidishangjiwozhongzhongkeleyigexiangtou。

guqiyuqiadejihen,woguizaidishangmengkexujiucaihuanguoshen。

pengpengpeng,gufurenyoukelehaojigexiangtou,taqiudechengken。

xiangqishangyishigufurendaiwobubo,woyaoyaqishenhou,xuruokaikou:「youyibenshujiao《chuwuji》shangmianyouxiangguanjizai,furenkezixingchayue,zhiyuzaiduo,woshizaibuxiangzaiganshe,haiqinggufurenfangwozou。」

yanba,wofuqiangwangwaizou。

gufurenlianmangmingrenhusongwochumen,ranhouxialingjiangsuqingqingguanqilai,tazequqiu《chuwuji》。

弹幕炸了锅。

【gufurenbiexintade!】

【gailaidehaishiyaolailema?!wobuyaonannvzhutianrenyongge!】

【nanzhunidaizheqianshidejiyi,nikuaishanga!nongsishen***!】

「wokanmeiyouwodeyunxusheigandongqingqing!」

turan,guqiyulisheng,jinjiezhemenwaichuangjinlaiyiqunheiyidahan。