wobuzhiwoshiruheqingxingde，zhizhidaoxinghouxueyechadianliugan。
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haiyoushifenzhong，suqingqingde“daye”jiuyaochengle。
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此时弹幕：
【nvpeizheishiganshenmequ？!】
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「haiyouheidaodeshengyi，jintianqudejigexiongdiquandouzaoyuchehuo，songdaoyiyuanqiangjiule，huomeijishisongdaohezuofangshouli，qiderenyaotizhegunziyaolainongsizanmen!zenmebana，taiziye!」
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cantinghuidangzhesuqingqingyinlingbandexiaosheng，bieshuwaikuangfengdazuo。