第5章 注意卫生

zhanzaiwangjinglipangdezhengshizaihuocheshangyudaodechawuren。

chawurenkanzhezhouxiangdelianshangyeshiluchuxiaorong。

“shia,zhenqiao,yudaoshenmemafanlema?”

zaishuohoumiandehuashi,chawurenkanxiangfuwuyuantamen。

wangjinglikanzhechawurenzheimepinghedehezhouxiangshuohua,tadeyanjingzhizhongchongmanlejingya。

zhouxiangkanqilaiyebuxiangshiyouqianren,zenmehuirangchawurenduitaneimekeqi,nandaoshiyoumougepihaodefuerdai?

yishijian,wangjinglijizhidexuanzelebizui。

fuwuyuanbenjiuxinxu,qiuzhudeyanshenwangxiangwangjingli,quemeiyoushoudaorenhedehuiying。

tingdaochawurendehua,zhouxianglaoshenzaizaidejiangganggangdeshiqingyiwuyishideshuolechulai。

shiqingjingguoxushuwanbi,chawurendelianseyechedideheileqilai。

liujinsuiyueshishenmedifang,zenmekenenghuiyounanchidefancai,chufeishigezhongzuoleshenmeshoujiao。

“zenme?yigegeanjingdegengeanchunside,wei,niganggangneifulinglijinger,naerqule?”

zhouxianghaoxiaodekanzhexianqianneigezhigaoqiangdefuwuyuan,youzhuantoukanxianglewangjingli。

suiranhouzhequanchengmeiyouchumian,danyuxiabuyan,yesuanshitadeguocuo。

wangjingliyesuanshirenjingle,ziranyixiajiumingbailezhouxiangdeyisi:“nidaoxianzai,haibudasuanrencuoma?pingrilipeixun,gukejiushishangdi,zheijuhuaxiangbiwobuyongduoshuoleba!”

“jingli,wozhidaocuole,duibuqixiansheng,shiwodewenti,nidecaipinwozhongxinjinishangba!”

fuwuyuanjianwangjinglidouxiangzhezhouxiangshuohua,yagendoubuzhengzha,zhijiedaoqian。

zhishizheidaoqiandeshuifen……shizaiyoudiandale。

“he。”chawurenxiaozheyaoleyaotou,bingweiduiyanqiandeshiqingduoyouzhihui,ershikanxiangzhouxiangdao:“xiaoxiongdi,shangquliaoliaoa,wobaojianlidedongxi,genghaochi!”

chawurenjintianhuichuxianzaizheili,yuanyinziranshixiahuocheqian,zhouxiangjideneiyifenyaofang。

tachangniantuozhebingti,sichuzoufangxunzhaojiumingjihui,benlaizaihuocheshangduizhouxiangyezhishichaneijingya,xialehuochehoubianjinganmangandelaidaoleyiyuankaihui,youpengqiaozhuangjianlewanglao,zheicaijiangyaofangtankai,jiwanglaoguomu。

谁知……

zheiyaofangjingranyinqihongdong。

tianhaimeihei,jiuyourenzailiujinsuiyueyanqingta,jiushixiwangchaoyifenyaofang,kanzheneixiepingshiyangaoyudingdejiahuodishengxiaqidexiangzijiqiuyaofang,chawurenweilecuocuotamenderuiqi,jiujitamenbaipu,liangliangtamenzaishuo,keshigangchulai,jiukandaolezhouxiang,yushitagaibianzhuyile。

“xing,fanzhengwoyemeichibao!”

zhouxiangyitingchawurenkaikou,yelandelihuineixujiazhijidedaoqian。

jiandaoliangrenyouyaoshanglou,lianyijuhuadoumeiyou,wangjinglixinliyigegedeng,likehentiebuchenggangdeduizhefuwuyuanshuodao:“ni,qucaiwunaerjiesuangongzizourenba,zhiyubaoanchuderen,zijiqulingfa!”

“什么?”

fuwuyuanruzaoleipi,“wobushidaoqian……”

“nineishidaoqian?buzhidaode,haiyiweinicaishishangdi,biedebuyongshuole,zouba!”

wangjinglibunaifandebaibaishou。

“bu,wo,wozhidaocuole!”

fuwuyuanlijiaihao,jianwangjingliliansejianding,zhuantoubianpuxiangyijingzhuanshenyaoshangloudezhouxiang,“xiansheng,wozhendecuole,wohenxuyaozheifengongzuo,qiuni……”

zhouxiangweiweiyirang,bianduokaile。

neifuwuyuanmeipudaota,fanershuailegegouchishi,langbeibukan。

“wangjingli,zhuyiweishenga!”

chawurencishiqingmiaodanxiedelaileyiju,taijiaoraokailedifang,lingzhezhouxiangshangledianti。

wangjinglicazhelenghanlianshengdao:“shi,shi!”

yuanbentabenzheduozuoduocuodexintaimeiyouquchanhe,sheiliaozheicaiyizhuanyan,jiuchulezheidangyaoezi,zheiyaoshichuandaolaobanerli,pashiliantayeyousuoqianlian。

xinsichenxia,wangjinglizhuanguotoukanxiangfuwuyuan,yanshenlengruhanbing。

neifuwuyuanhaibusixindexiangyaoxiangwangjingliqiurao,keshiyitaitou,jiuganshoudaowangjinglineimoshengdemuguang,rangtahunshenfaliang,rulinbingyao。

“nihaiyaowoqingnima?”

wangjinglibinglengdehuarangfuwuyuanxindijinshengdeyidianxiwangwanquanximie,

manwubianjidehuihenyongshangtadexintou,chongchitadeneixin。

……

liujinsuiyue,erlouzhencuiyuanbaojian。

baojianzhuangxiudegudianyunwei,rangrenrutongchuanyuedaolegudaiyiyang。

buguozaibaojianzhuoqianzuozhedesangehuajialaotoushenshangchuanzhedexizhuang,queshirangzheibaojiandegudianyunweichuxianleyixiebuxiediao。

包间静得可怕。

sangelaotouhuxiangduishizhe,sihushizaiyongyanshenjiaoliu,sheiyemeiyoushuohua,yaobushiyanzhuzizaizhuandongzhe,huoxuhaihuirangrenyiweishidiaoxiang。

zhiyouzhezhuomianshangdeshiwupiaofachureqishangsheng。

zhongyu,jiangjubeidapo,yigehuabaitoufa,pifucanglaorushupidelaotoushitandekaikou:“nimenshuo,laochahaihuihuilaima?”

huayingangluo,neilingwailianggelaotouyeshihuoluoqilai。

“zheigenanshuo!”yigedaizhecudakuangyanjingdelaotouzhouqimeitou。

“laochazheishizaixuanxiezhezijidebumana!”

lingyigeliuzheshanyanghuzidelaotoukanzheneilianggelaotou,bujinchixiaoyisheng。

“kankannimenpingchangzuoleshenme?zhengtianbaipu,rangnimenzuoyidianshidoubuyuanyi,zhenbazijidangdayele?huanzheshiwowoyebuman。”

“laofan,nihaiyoulianshuozheishi?shangcilaocharangniqubangmangchugezhen,nizenmeshuolaizhe,nianjidale,buyichuxing,zheishirenshuodehua?”yanjinglaotouhaobuliuqingdekaikoudao。

“meicuo,nihaiyoulianshuowomen?”

shanyanghuzilaofanlaolianweidong,tapailepaizhuomiandao:“goule,xianzaibushichaodeshihou!”

lianggelaotoubishikanlelaofanyiyan,xiangshidao:gangcaishisheitiaoqilaizhe?

laofanmeitouyitiao,zhuanyihuati:“laochakendinghuijiaoyaofangchulaide,buguowomenpingchangzuodeyeshizaibudui,yaobuzheiyang,womenjilaochadaogeqianba!”

laofanhuagangluoxia,lingwaierrenlianseweibian。

tamendoushichawurenchengxinpinqinghuilaideyixuejiaoshou,zhangzhezijidebenshi,yesuanshiweichawurendepingjiyiyuantishenglebushaomingqi,buguoweici,tamenyeshishicaiziao,juedezijizuozhenpingkangyiyuanyijingshijichawurenmianzile。

xianzaifaneryaorangtamenjichawurendaoqian,tamenshizailabuxialian。

不过……

chawurenshouzhongneilianwanglaodouzanbujuekoudeyaofang,tamenshizaixinyangnannai。

youyuyihui,tamenzuihouyeshijiannandedachenggongshi。

“zhiyaolaochahuilai,womenjiudaoqian!”

huagangluoxia,baojianmenbeidakaile。