第4章 躺平养老后,怒怼不要脸亲戚

di4zhangtangpingyanglaohou,nuduibuyaolianqinqi

guoran,diertian,shushudaizheshenzihebiaodiguolaile。

shangyishi,wodesi,woshenzikeshimeishaochuli,tasisidianzhulewoluandengdetui,rangwowanquanmeiyouzhaojiazhili。

suoyi,dangbiaodiyonglipaizhewomendeneiyike,womengdidakailemen,nachushixianzhunbeihaodegunzidazhepazaidishangdeta。

“wodasini!dasinigexiaotou!dasini!”

“dajiadouguolaikankana,zheixiaotoubeiwozhuazhele!”

chenhaobeiwodadezhanbuqishenzilai,shushuheshenzikandaozijierzichilekui,lianmangshangqianyaolazhewo。

“chenqian,nigesiyatou,nigandawoerzi,kanwobudasinigexiao**!”

wolinghuodiwangqiantanletanshenzi,tazhijiexianggouchishiyiyangdipazailedishang。

fuzheyaokaishi“aiyouaiyou”dijiaoleqilai,chenhaozhizhewoehenhendishuozhe。

“nijingrangantuiwoma?shixiangsilema?”

“wogaosuni,jintianbixupeiwomenyiyaofei,buranwomenjiubaojing!nizheijiushiguyishangrenle!”

haimeidengtashuowan,jiukandaoliangsangejingchatongzhiwangwomenzheibianzouleguolai。

“qingwen,nimensheibaodejing?”

haimeidengwoshuohua,shenzijiushangqianzhuazhulejingchadeshou,wanquankanbuchulaiganggangshuaideneimecan。

“jingchatongzhia,jiushita,jiushizheigemeiliangxinde,zheishiwodagedeguinv,xianzailiangkouzibuzaile,jiuliuxialezheigehaizi。”

“womenhaoxinlaikanta,taquekaimenjiunagunzidawomena,nikankan。”

shuowanbakaichenhaodeyisi,quandoushigunzidehongyin。

jingchazhuanshenkanxiangwo:“zenmehuishi?”

“jingchatongshi,yuanwanga,womenzheizuotianzaolexiaotou,jintianwotingdaotazaimenkouguiguisuisuide,haixiangzhuangkaiwodemen,woshiyigerenzhu,wodangranhaipale。”

“sheinengxiangdaoshiershinianmeijiandeshushushenshena,yaozhidaoshinimendehuawokendingjiubuzheiyangle。”

wozhaodaoguanjiajijingchakanwanjiankonghou,guoranshichenhaoxianguiguisuisuidibuzhidaozaiganma,ranhoujiukaishifengkuangdichuaimen。

woziwei,wanquanmeiwenti。

chenhaokanwanhou,qidedaochuzhaodongxizhunbeijiaoxunwo。

kandaozhuozishangdereshuihuhou,xiangdoumeixiangnaqilaijiuchaowopoleguolai。