第6章 躺平养老后,怒怼不要脸亲戚

di6zhangtangpingyanglaohou,nuduibuyaolianqinqi

wanshangchifandeshihou,wojiutingdaoyourenkaishiyilunzhewo,xiangzhejintianbaitiandeneiyichu,yilunyewukehoufei。

pangbiandedajienazhefanzouleguolai:“dameizi,nimeishiba?”

woyouxieyihuodiyaoyaotou:“meiyoua,dajie,zenmele?”

tawunaiditanlekouqi:“wojiucaidaonikenengmeikandao,re,kankanba。”

yuanlaishijintiandezheijianshi,beiyouxinrenpaileshipin,erqiepaishejiaodujiqidiaozuan。

wanquanbawopaichulexiongsheneshadeyangzi,ertamenyijiasankoujiushiwugudeshouhaizhe。

shenzishoushanghou,wozaipangbianlengmodikanzhetamendeyangziyerangwangyoushunjianzhaleguo。

“zheigenvrenzhendehaolengmo!jiusuanshimoshengrenyebunengzheiyangba!”

“jiushia,nikanzheigenvrendechuanzhe,yikanjiubushishenmehaodongxi,sishisuidelaonvrenle,chuandehuazhizhaozhande,haixiangzhequyanglaoyuan,shibushijiuxiangquzhaogeyouqiandelaotoujialede?”

“jiushi,woyikanzheizhongnvrenjiushineizhongjingliguoxuduodeyangzi,zheishushuyijiayequeshikelian。”

“duia,zheiyihukaishuijiaoshangqu,zheibusiyedezaolaodadezuile。”

jinjiezhejiushiyiduanchenhaozaiyiyuanzhaogushenzideshipin。

shenzizaiyiyuanqiangjiuhou,zhenggemianbudoubaoshangleshabu,chenhaozaiyipangjiaxingxingdijitacazheshou。

zheishiyiduanxinwenjizhecaifangtamendeshipin。

“qingwen,zheishipinzhongdenvrenshinimenshenmerena?”

chenhaopianguolelian,haishishushuzhanqishenlaiyouxietongxinjishoudishuozhe:“tashiwozhinv,shiwodagejiadenver。”

“tamenjiadangchumeiqianmeifangzi,doushiwomenjiajiejide,neigeshihoudouqiong,zhinengrangchuyijianfangjitamenzhu。”

“wodagedasaomingbuhao,neiniandongtiana,shengbingdousile。”

“wozhendemeichengxiangwozheigezhinva,jingranzheimehenxin,dieniangsiledoubuhuilaikankan,zheimeduonian,womentuoleduoshaoqinqipengyoudatingtadexiaoxi。”

“kerenjiagenbenbubawomenzheizhongqiongqinqifangzaiyanli。”

chenhaozhanqishenlai,fennudishuozhe。

“ba,nizenmebubatazaiwaimiangandeneixieshitongtongshuochulai!”

shushudeyanjingdengyuanlekanzheta:“bizui!zaizenmeshuoneiyeshinibiaojie,jiachoubukewaiyang!”

jizhekandaolezhihou,mangzhuiwenzhechenhao:“qingwen,tazuoleshenmeshirangnimenrucishengqini?”

shushugengshizhijiebarentuidaolemenwai:“haolehaole,gaishuodewomendoushuole,qingchuquba,biedaraowolaopoxiuxi。”

jiuzaijizhezhunbeishiwangerfandeshihou,chenhaozhuilechulai:“dengdeng!”