第6章 玩死你

tingdaozheihua,zhongrenxinzhongdourenbuzhuyijing,ganjinchaozheshengyindeyuantoukanqu。

kandaozhishiyigenianqingdeshixiyisheng,dourenbuzhuzhoulezhoumei,juedetashizailuanchufengtou。

“xianzaidenianqingren,yuelaiyuebuzhisuoweile,lianzijijijinjiliangdoudianliangbuqingchu。”

“lianzhaoyishengdoushushouwuce,tayigexiaoxiaodeshixiyisheng,haigankouchukuangyan,jianzhishibuzhisihuo。”

pangbiandeneixieyihurenyuan,zheishidouxixuedikanzheyefeng,dengdaizhetachuchou。

zhaoyishengshiyuanlizhimingdezhuanjia,zaiguoneiyeshixiangyoushengming,liantadoumeiyoubanfadeguaibing,niyigemaodoumeizhangqideshixiyisheng,younengyoushenmebanfa?

zhaoyishengbuyuededengleyiyanyefeng,lenglengdeshuodao:“nidaodishishei?”

“woshiyefeng,xianzaizaiyiyuanshixi。”yefengmianbugaisedeshuodao。

“jiranzhishiyigeshixiyisheng,neijiuyaoyouyigeshixiyishengdejuewu!”zhaoyishengzhouzhemeitoushuodao,“daodishisheijinidedanzi,ganzaiwomianqianbanmennongfu?”

zhaoyishengxinzhongborandanu,pingchangjiulianyuanzhangkandaota,yeyaokekeqiqide。yigexiaoxiaodeshixiyisheng,jurangantiaozhanzijidequanwei?

yishengshiyigechuantongxingye,henjiangjiulunzipaibei。jiusuanlaoyishengzhenduanyouxiewenti,zuoweixinlaide,yezhinengzaimeirendeshihouanshiyixia。

xianzaizhaoyishengshuomeirennengzhi,huayinhaimeiluoxia,nijiuzaipangbianshuoninengzhi。nizheibushizaidatadelianma?zaidatingguangzhongzhixia,rangtaruhexiadelaitai?

danyefengquebuzaihuzheixieqianguize,bingrenxianzaiqingkuangjinji,napayanyuzhijiandezuileren,tayeyaozhuazhuzhiliaoshijian。

“ninengjiuwodenver?”

gangcaiyijingjuewangdechenfuren,tingdaoyefengdehuahou,ganjinchongdaotashenbianwendao。

xianzainapayouyixiankeneng,tayebuhuifangguo。

“wonengjiu。”yefengdiandiantoushuodao,“gangcaiwozaimenkouguanchaleyixiabingrendeqise,ruguowomeicaicuodehua,yinggaishibeirenxialegudu。”

“wokannijianzhijiushizaixinkoukaihe!”

zhaoyishenglenglengdeshuodao:“menkoujulibingchuang,shaoshuoyousanmiyuan,nigujilianbingrenzhangshenmeyangdoumeiyoukanqingchu,jiuganhuluancaicebingqing,nipeideshangnishenshangchuandebaidaguama?”

zhaoyishengmanlianbuxie,neimeduoxianjinshebeidoujianchabuchubingyin,niyaoshinengkanchulai,neicaiyouguile。

buguozheiyangzhenghao,keyijiezhezheigeyoutou,bazheigetaoyandejiahuoganchuyiyuan。

“woyongdeshizhongyideshoufa,keyitongguoguanchabingrendeqise,tuicechuhuanzhedebingqing。”yefengjieshidao,“suxiaojielianshanghaowuxuese,danetoushangqueyinyinyouyitiaoheixian,zheizhengshimiaojiangneibiangududezhengzhuang。”

“guojiadeposijiuduoshaonianle,nijuranhaiganzaizheilishuaniuguisheshenneiyitao,wokannishibuxiangzaiganxiaqule。”zhaoyishengfennudeshuodao。

qitadeneixieyisheng,zheishiyefenfenzhoumei,yefenggangcaidehua,wuyizhizhongdezuilexuduoren。

zheixierenmangqianmanghou,yemeiyouquezhenchujutidebingyin。nigezhejimiyuan,jiuganyikouduanding。

zheiqibushizaidatamenzheixierendelian?

“xiaohuozi,ninianjiqingqing,zenmejiuranshanglechuiniudemaobing?zheimeduozhuanjiahuizhen,doumeiyouchachubingyin,nigezhezheimeyuan,jiunengyiyankanchulai?”

“shenmeya?wokantajiushiduibingrenbufuzeren,xianzaiyihuanguanxizhisuoyizheimejinzhang,jiushiyinweixiangtazheiyangdehaiqunzhimataiduole!”

“yidingyaoxiangshangfanying,bazheizhongrenqingchuchuyishengduiwu,buranchizaohuizaochengelieyingxiang。”

zheixierengegeyifentianying,fangfoyefengganleshenmeshangtianhailideshiqing。

yefengmeitoujinzhou,meixiangdaozheixierenweilesuoweidemianzi,juranhuiduizijirucieyuxiangxiang。

nandaoshenweiyisheng,zhibingjiurenbushizuizhongyaodema?buguanyouyongmeiyong,rangzijichangshiyixiayounengzenyang?

“nizhendenengjiunishangma?”chenfurenzaiciwendao。

suiranyefengnianjihenqing,danxianzaitashiweiyidejiumingdaocao。napachenfurenxinyouyilv,yezhinengrangtafangshoushishikan。

“furenfangxin,woyoubawonenggouzhihaobingren。”yefengrenzhendediantoushuodao。

“那好!”

chenfurenzhijielazhetadeshou,batadaidaolebingchuangqian。

“ruguoninenggouzhihaonishang,sujiajueduihuijinifenghoudebaochou。”chenfurenkaikoushuodao。

“jiusifushangshiyishengdebenfen,furenbubiruci。”yefengshuodao。

jinjiezhe,tanaqisunishangbaixiruxuedeshouwan,zhuanxindejitabamai。

zhaoyishengkantazheifuyangzi,xinligengjiabuxie。

中医算什么东西?

buguoshiyixiejianghupianzixishuadewanyi,yefengjuranganjuezijimianqianwannongzheiyitao。ruguoyihuimeiyouxiaoguo,zijijueduiqingyuanzhangjiangtasaodichumen。

yankanzijidoumeinengzhihaodehuanzhe,juranrangyigeshixiyishengjieshou,taxinlizaojiuwubidebuman。

zhibuguoaiyuchenfurendemianzi,buhaodangmianbochi。

yefengxianzaixinwuzanian,zixideganshouzhesunishangdemaibo,renbuzhujinjindizhouzhemeitou。

tatineideqingkuang,bizijixiangxiangdehaiyaojishou。guduyijingkuozhandaoquanshen,ruguozaibuzhuajinzhiliao,henkuaijiuhuimingguijiuquan。

tajimangyunzhuanzhenqi,kuaisudezaisunishangshenshangdianlejixia。

tadeshoufahenxianshu,jingdaoshoufangziru,ruguojingchengzhongdeneixiezhongyishengshouzaici,yidinghuigantanyutadedianxuegongfu。

napashineixiekulianwuliushiniandezhongyishengshou,yezuobudaotazheibanjuzhongruoqing。

zhaoyishengkanzhetayidunmanghuo,xinzhongshifenbiyi,juedeyefengzaizhuangshennonggui。

suirantazaixiyishanghenyouyanjiu,danshiduiyuzhongyi,queshizhongdoukanbushang,shenzhikeyishuoshiyanele。

“xiaozi,xianrangnideyiyihui,ruguosuxiaojiebingqingmeiyouzhuanji,neizhenghaobasuoyouzerendoutuijini。”taxinlibuxiedexiangdao。

yefengxianzaimantoudahan,zaidianxuedetongshi,tahaiyaobazhenqishusongdaosunishangdetinei,zhiyouzheiyangcainengkongzhidusudemanyan。zheiduitalaishuo,tongyangshibuxiaodexiaohao。

tadeshouzhirufei,henkuaidianxuejiukuaiyaojieshu,danshizuihouyixia,xuyaodianzaijiuweixue。

zheigexueweizairendexiongkouchu,weizhibijiaomingan。buguoxianzaishiwanhuoji,zheixiezhinengpaozainaohou。

dianwanxuedaozhihou,yefenghaimeilaidejichuankouqi,shenbianquexiangqilexingzailehuodezhiyisheng。

“nixiaoziyuanlaibaodeshizheizhongxiangfa,juranchenbingrenhunmi,zuochuzheizhongweixiedejudong,jianzhishiyishengjiedechiru!”zhaoyishengganjinzhuadaojihuishuodao。

suirankanshangqutadayilinran,danqueyangaibuzhuyandideyinleng。

yigexiaoxiaodeshixiyisheng,laozixiangyaowansini,bushiyirufanzhang?