第3章 心急吃不了热豆腐

lihongyuzhuyilinyuqingyijinghenjiule,lianggerendiyicijianmianshizaizheigejiuba。

neigeshihou,diaojiushijiesenyoushiqingqingjia,tabianguolaibangmang,couqiaoyudaolelinyuqing,zaibeizhananzhaoyishuaileyihou,linyuqingtiantianlaijiubamaizui,jianjiande,lianggerenjiuhuxiangrenshile,zhishibuzhidaoduifangdemingzibale。

“womenqianzhenzijianguomiande,niwanglema?”lihongyutixingleyixia。

linyuqingqishirenshita,zhishiguzuobuzhieryi,tadeyanjishifendedaowei,keyishuoshixingxiangshengdong。

yiqie,sihudouzaitadeyuliaozhizhong。

“e,yuanlaishiniya。”linyuqingdebiaoqinghenshidaowei,kanshangqulianggerentandehenhao。

“nishibushicizhile?wokandaodiaojiushihuanchengleyigefaguoren。”lianggerenkaishiliaoleqilai。

linyuqingyaozuodediyibushiqudetadexinren,zheiyangcaikeyijinxingdierbu。

lihongyuxiaolexiao,tadexiaoronghenshidanchun,buhanrenhedeqipian,ranhoujieshidao“nishuodeshijiesena?tashiwopengyou,qianzhenzitajiayoushiqinghuileyitangfaguo,wozanshitidaitadegongzuo,xianzaitahuilaile。”

yuanlaishizheiyang,linyuqingzheicaimingbaileguolai。

“linxiaojie,kannideliansehaibucuo,zenmeyang,congshiliandetongkuzhongzouchulailema?”lihongyusihuduitahenganxingqu,yinweitaheneigeren,shizaishitaixiangle。

kanzheta,buyouzizhudebianshenhundiandaodegenzheta。

linyuqingdebiaoqingbudahaole,butingdecaicetadexinsi。

“nizenmezhidaowoshilianleni?”

lihongyubuhuanbumanhuidadao“laizheilihejiuderen,wufeishishiliandedanshengou,huozheshiqinglv,linxiaojieshiyigerenlaide,youhedeneimezui,ziranerranjiuzhidaole。”

linyuqingkaishiyouyixiexinjile,keshixinjichibuleredoufu,zhiyoumanmandequdeduifangdexinren,cainenggenghaodeshixingxiayibujihua。

“woqingnihejiuhaoma?”linyuqingxinzhongmengshengleyigexiangfa。

lihongyumeiyoujujue,takanqilaireqingyangyi“haoya,xiexieni。”

zaiqingrenjiuba,youyizhongzhumingdejiu,mingjiao“xinjiu。”

xinsidanchunderenheleta,jiuxiangshihebaikaishuiyiyangmeiyoushenmeganjue。

eryouxinsiderenheleta,keyishuoshi“yibeijiuzui。”

zheizhongjiushidiaojiushijiesendiaozhide,zhiyupeifang,yezhiyoutacaizhidao。

“niyouxinshima?”linyuqingxiaozhewenta,xiaolizangdaodeyangziyouyixiekepa。

“meiyou,nini?”lihongyuxinzhongyouxiefahuang,yinweitashuohuangle,tadexinsibingmeiyouneimejiandan。

ganggangheleyikou,lihongyudelianhongleqilai,yanshenmihu,henkuaibianzuileguoqu。

linyuqingbakouzhonghanzhedejiutudaolelajitongli,tameiyouhe,ruguotahezuiledehua,yougairuhejinxingxiayibujihuani?

“zhanan,genlaoniangdou,nihaitainenledian。”shengliyihou,linyuqingzuochuleyigeshenglideshoushi。

shishishang,lihongyudejiulianghenda,bingbuhuizheimerongyihezui,taderenmeizui,xinquexianzuile。

buzhidaonalilaideliqi,yexushichuyufennu,linyuqingkaileyijianfang,bingqiebatajinongdaolechuangshang。

youyidianshikeyikendingde,lihongyuyidingshiliumang。

jiusuantahezuile,haishiduilinyuqingdongshoudongjiaode。

“xiner,buyaolikaiwo,buyao。”ganggangbatakangdaochuangshang,linyuqingleideyaodoukuaiduanle,sheizhi,lihongyushenchushoulaiyibalazhuleta。

youyumeiyouzhanwen,linyuqingyixiazidaozailetadeshenshang。

lihongyuzhuazhuta,burangtalikai,linyuqingkeyiyishidaotadexiamiantuqilaile。

lianjiayizhenguntang,linyuqingshenchushouqubatadetoutuixiangyibian,tazheicaisongkaishoulai。

“sizhanan,douhezuilehaixiangshualiumang,kanlaoniangzenmeshoushini!”zheiyici,linyuqingchedidebaofale,taconglaidoumeiyouzheimefennuguo,duizheiyangdezhananhenzhirugu。

linyuqinghuanhuandetuoxialetashenshangdeyifu,hainazouletashenshangdeqianbaodengsuoyoudongxi。

zhihou,linyuqingpaixialetadesizhao。

“sizhanan,younihaoshoude。”renwuwanchengyihou,linyuqingzhongyukeyishuyikouqile。

离开了酒店。

zaiqunlifalexiaoxi“jiemeimen,wochenggongle!”

tabashouzhongdeshenglipinpailezhao,fadaolequnli。

xiamian,yiqunrenhuanhuguzhang,“daibiaoyueliangxiaomieni!”zheigequnkaishihuoyueleqilai。

haiyouderenjitafalehongbao,bingqiechengzantashi“zhengyinvshen。”

“sshirenminfalaihedian!”

“666!”

“yuqing,zhengyinvshen。”

“zheizhongzhananjiushiqianbian,yaowokana,yinggaibatazouyiduncaijieqi。”

qunlirenaodetaolunleqilai,linyuqingdexinzhonghenkuaibianhuifulepingjing,

yueliangdaibiaozhechunjie,meihao,erzhanandecunzai,wuruleshijiandechunjiezhiwu。

“dele,zheiyangjiusuanjieqile,buyaozuodetaiguofen,darenshifanfade。”linyuqingfandaobanglihongyushuoqilehua。

buzhidaoweishenme,zaizuowanzheixieshiqingyihou,linyuqingxinzhongdeshitoushizhongmeiyoufangxia,fanerbiandegengjiachenzhongleqilai,tadexinsiyoubiandechenzhongleqilai。

suoweide“baitianbuzuokuixinshi,yebanbupaguiqiaomen,zheiyiwan,linyuqingzhanzhuannanmian。

yanqiansihuyouyigerenyingfeiguo,heianzhong,yinyueganjueyouyishuangyanjingzhengzaidingzheta。

tianyijingliangle,congxiaochuangshangtouguoyilvchenguang。

lihongyushuidehenxiang,zuowanhelehenduodejiu,tasihuzuoleyigemeng。

zheishiyigeguanyu“aiqing”demeng,taxihuandenvrenchuanshanglejiebailehunsha,hetayiqizoushanglehunyindediantang。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yigedianhuadapoleqingchendeningjing,lihongyuhuanhuandezhengkaileyan。

“xiner。”tadeshenzhisihuyouxiebuqing。

lihongyunaqilepingguoshouji,jietingledianhua“wei。”

“haoge,dashibuhaole?”duifangdeyuqiyouxiezheji,kenengfashengleshenmedashi。

duiyulihongyulaishuo,meiyoushenmedashibineigemenghaizhongyao,ruguobushizheigedianhua,takenenghaihuijixuzuozheneigemeimeng。

“shenmeshi?nijialaomuzhusilee?daqingzaodejiwodadianhua,daduanlewodemeimeng。”lihongyuhenshishengqi,guaduanledianhua。

lihongyujixutangzaichuangshang,xiangjixuzheganggangneigemeimeng,zhikexixinglaiyihou,wulunruhedoushuibuzhele。

tadetouhentong,kenengshiyinweizuowanjiuheduoledeyuangu,zaichuangshangzhanzhuannanmian。

menghenmeihao,keshirennengyizhihuozaimenglima?xingguolaiyihouni?yougairuhemianduitongkudexianshi?

tadenaozilimianshanguoleyigedeshenying,tashineimedepiaoliang,neimedeqingchun。

“bu,tayidinghuilaile,yiding!”lihongyujingshenhuanghu,baozhezijidetou,yanleikuaiyaoliuxialaile。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,dianhuazaiyicixiangleqilai。

“haoge,zhendechushile,nizenmeguawodianhua?”duifangdeyuqitingqilaishineimedezheji,yidingshichuleshenmehenzhongyaodeshiqing,fouzebuhuidaqingzaodedadianhua。