第1章 惹祸

yesejianshen,chengshidenghuotongming。

jingchengzuijushengmingde“lanwan”clubnei,zhengshiyipaidenghongjiulv,nannannvnvzaiwuchiliniuzuoyituan,youchaoyouluan……

luozhijinzuozaibataidianleliangbeizhangdaobingcha,heleyikou,nongliedejiujingxiangyituanhuo,shunzhetadehoulongyizhishaodaoleweili,nanshouzhiji。

kedaodibibushangxinkoudefanmen。

baolideshoujixianggebuting,tataochulaisaoleyiyan,guoran……dianhuashitaneiwei“weihunfu”shenzhengdaguolaide,huanzuopingshi,jiedaotadedianhua,luozhijinhaishihenkaixinde。

danxianzai……hehe,yigezhanan,bujinchenzhetachuguolvyouchulegui,zhongdianshizhaodesanhaishitabazaiwaimiandesishengnv,tatongfuyimudemeimei!

guangshixiangxiang,dourangrenjuedeexindebuxing。

dianhuashangdemingzicidetayanjingteng,luozhijingancuijiangshoujidiaolejingyin,yangtoujiangbeizilidejiuyiyinerjin,liangbeiliejiuxiadu,tayinyueyoulexiezuiyi,danyoujuedezuidebugouchedi,subaixianxidezhijianqiaoleqiaozhuomian:“fuwusheng,zailaiyibei。”

huoxushiwuchideyinleshengguoda,guolexujiudoumeiyourenlihuita。

tazhoulezhoumei,taiqitou,muguangzaibatailizhuanleyiquan,ranhouyuanyuandekandaojiujuqianzhanzheyigenanren,zhijieganjingxiuzhang,sihuzaitiaojiu。

buguoguangshiyigebeiying,jiukeyikandechulai,tashencaibucuo,gaodatingba,buxunyudingjimote。

guoran,zheizhonggaodangjiubajiushibucuo,jiulianjiubaodouguofenyouxiu。

jiujingshangtou,luozhijinyaoyaohuanghuangdecongyizishangzhanqilai,chaojiujudefangxiangzouleliangbu,ranhoushuangshouchengzaibataishang,dashengkaikou:“wei,woshuofuwusheng,nizenmefuwude?wohanni,nimeitingjianma……”

pianke,nanrenhuanhuanzhuanshen,yishuangqiheirumodefengmouluozailuozhijindeshenshang,daizheyisibingleng:“fuwusheng?”

luozhijinlengleleng,meixiangdaonanrendezhangxiangyerucichuzhong,wanquanpeideshangtahaowutiaotideshencai,buguohaozaitabushimeijianguoshimianderen,henkuaijiuhuileshen,shenshouzhilezhitashoulidehongjiuping,dao:“dui,jiushini,nishoulinadeshenmejiu?woyaole……”

zheishi,yigefuwushenghuanglihuangzhangdepaoguolai,liansecanbaidekanlekannanren:“si……”

nanrentailetaishoudaduanlefuwushengdehua,neishuangyanjingliranleyisixiaoyi,yanboliuzhuan,sanfenjingyanqifenxieqi。

“zheiweixiaojie,wokanniheduole,zheipingjiushizaishibushiheni,buruwojiaorenjinidaobeiguozhi,neigenihehuihaoyixie。”

luozhijinqueshiyouxietouhun,dantajintianjiushibenzhejiejiuxiaochoulaide,jieguolianhepingjiudouzheimenan,buyouzhoulezhoumei,shenshouqiaoleqiaozhuozi,manshibuyue:“zenme?nipawomeiqianfuzhangma?”

“wobushizheigeyisi……”

“neinishishenmeyisi?”luozhijintaiqitou,zhishinanren:“gaosuni,benxiaojieyoudeshiqian,bieshuoyipingjiu,jiushi……nizheigexiao.bai.lian,wo.bao.leniye.bao.deqi。”

huayishuowan,zhanzaiyipangdefuwushengdunshidaoxileyikouliangqi:“xiaojie,zheiweibushi……”

nanrenyanshenxilidesaoleguolai,fuwushengfuwushengdalegelengzhan,youmomodejianghoumiandehuayouyanlehuiqu。

“你不信?”

nanrenbushuohuamingxianjiushiqiaobuqita,luozhijinneidianxiaopiqidunshibeijileshanglai,tayaoyaohuanghuangdenaguozijidebao,conglimiantaochuyizhangka,shifenkuochuodediudaozhuoshang,gaoshengdao:“woshuole,woyoudeshiqian,zheipingjiu,haiyouni……xiao.bai.lian,wojintianquanmaile,benxiaojiezheijiudainizou!”

“e?”nanrendelianshangdaoshimeishenmeqingxuqifu,shenzhiyanjinglidexiaoyigengnongle:“nidasuanchuduoshao?”