第一章

wotuiquanqushixianwoderenshenglixiangle。

shenme?niwenwo,woderenshenglixiangshishenme?

neijiurangwodafacibeidegaosuni:

在东北卖秋裤!

kanzheyanqiande“laobaoqiuku”dianming,woneixinzhibuzhudezihao。

buxiangdangjiangjundebingbushihaobing,buxiangshejiqiukudeshejishibushihaoshejishi。

meicishejiwanyijianyifu,wodouhuijianglizijishejiyijianqiuku。

wodeyuanwangshi:wanmeiqiuku!!!

haole,shou!ziwojieshaowanbi,woyaojixuhuiqukandianle。

hei,yeyaochiwanfan,zaiqu。

woduanzheyiwanhefen,chuaizheyizhishou,pazaidianmenkoudexiaotanshangchizhechaofan,xixihahadehedajiekaizhewanxiao。

大姐爽朗的笑着:

“xingxinga,wojinshuadouyinkanjianyigerenhenizhangdehenxiangni,danshitakanqilaifengpingbuhao,pinglunqudoushimatade。”

wogaxiaoyisheng,“yeyoubushaorenshuowozhangdexiangmingxingni,zhishizhangdexiangbale。”

dajiezhijiedeshuo:“neikending,woyemeixiangguotashini,sheijiamingxingmaiqiukua。”

“哈哈,是,是。”

woxiaozhetaitou,turankanjianyiqunkangzhesheyingjiderenturanchuxianzaiwodedianmenqian。

zenmehuishi?woshunjianjinzhangqilai。

yiwangpingjingdeqiukudianturanchuangruyiqunbusuzhike,kuaihuhuandianzhusongxiaoxing!