zheijitianyiduanshipinxiangzhadanbanzaiwangluobaokai。
zhimingdavgouzi【@quanneilaopaoer】fabuleyiduanbiaotiwei《renwukeren！jieluyulequanzhibaling！》deshipin。
peiwenjijushandongli：“zheicishejidebuzhishiputongmaodun，ershichetoucheweideqiling！”
gaizhanghaocengzhunqueyuyanduoweimingxingtafang，shichuilvgaoda90%，shipinshunjianchongshangresoudiyi。
shipinlidechangjingshiyisouyoulunjiaban，xinjinxiaohuaruanjingrouzhengchuanzhesuyadebaiselianyiqun，yankuangfanhong，chuchukeliandizhanzaijiaoluo。
jingtouyizhuan，hongqunnvrendexiegen“kada”yishengtaruhuamian。
紧接着，“啪——”
清脆的耳光声响起。
ruanjingrouliangqiangyibu，wuzhebanbianliandiezuozaidi，yanzhongshunjianxumanleishui。
“baiyun……nibietaiguofen……”
视频戛然而止。
但已经足够了。
hongqunnvrenzouchuyinyingdeshunjian，yijingrangquanwangshunjianzhaguo。
yinweineishijinqishitouzhengshengde“jingejiang”nvyanyuan——baiyun。
yishijian，#baiyunbaling##gunchuyulequan#decitiaofengzhang，tadeweibobeifennudewangyougongxian，pinglunquchongchizheputiangaididemanma。
gengzhimingdeshi，ruanjingroubenrenbanxiaoshihoufaleyitiaomolengliangkedeweibo——
“xiwangdajialengjing……youxieshiqingbushibiaomiankanqilaineiyang。”
peitu：taweihongdeyoulian，heyike“jianqiang”deaixinbiaoqing。
zheixialianlurendoufennule。
yulunshunjianbaozha，baiyunweiboyongjinbaiwantiaoruma。
#baiyungunchuyulequan#huatiyueduliangpo10yi。
“tule，zheijiushijingeyinghoudezhenmianmu？”
“kuiwocongqianhaixihuantayandejiaose，yuanlaixianshilizheimeedu！”
“jiankonghuamiansuiranmeipaidaodaren，danruanjingrouzhulibaoliaobaiyunbuzhiyicibalingta，sixiamata‘yanjilandexianggoushi’！taieduleba？”
“baiyunzheizhongrenjiushijiduxinrennianqingpiaoliang，jianyizhijiefengsha！”
“yulequanlaji，xintengruanjingrou……”
“jiuzheizhongrenzenmedangshangjingeyinghoude？peilebushaojiujuba！”
“qianmiande，maguima，biezaohuangyao！”
“shipinmingxianjingguojianji，meipaidaodarenshunjian，zhenxiangcunyi。”
“loushangshouqianleba？baiyunshuijunzheimenuli？”
“baiyunchudaoshinianfengpingyizhihenhao，turanpuchuzheigetaiqiguai……dajialengjingdengguanfanghuiying。”
“naocanfenmeijiule！yaobuyaosongniyierguangshishi？”
“......”
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yanyanxiari，chanmingshengzhenzhen，jiaowaixiaozhendekongqilifudongzhezaoredeshiqi。
baiyuncaizherenzituo，yitiaojianyuedemianzhixiaobaiqunsuizhebufaqingqingbaidong，binjiaodefasibeihanshuiweiweidashi，tiezaibojingshang。
tayoushouzuanzheyigebingqilin，zuoshoujuzhewengwengzhuandeminifengshan，shouwanguazhedechaoshisuliaodaihuanghuangdangdang。
“zheitianqi……shiyaoresishei……”tadunangzhe。
tuikaizijiahouyuandexiaomumen，zhunbeihuiqukenzheshupianshuahuiju——ranhouhaohaoxiangxiangzenmechulizheichangfengbo。
jiuzaimenzhou“zhiya”yishengzhuandongdeneiyike，tahuranyizhenxuanyun——
yanqianjingxiangshunjiantianxuandizhuan！
daishixianzhongxinjujiaoshi，baiyunzhenjingdifaxian，zijijingzhanzaiyichumoshengshanyabian。
jiaobianshishenbujiandidexuanya，yuanchuyunhaifanteng，sizhougumucantian。
ertashouzhongdebingqilin“kaca”yishengliekaibanjie，zhizhizhuiruxiafangyunwuzhizhong。
gengjingsongdeshi，mianqianzhengzhanzheyiweixianfengdaogudelaoren：
xuebaixufachuizhixiongqian，yixiqinghuisezhangpaosuifengpiaodong，neifudabanhuotuotuocongxianxiajupianchangzouchulaide。
两人大眼瞪小眼。
白芸：“……？”
老头：“……？”
tahuanhuanditou，kanlekanzijizuoshoudexiaofengshan、youshoudebaozhuangdai。
youtaitoudaliangduifangdehuafeng——guzhuangjulicaihuichuxiandezaoxing。
qiangzizhendingdiyanxiazuilineikoubingqilin，baiyunrenbuzhuhuaiyi：woshibushibeitaiyangshaichuhuanjuele？
就在这时——
“wei，guniang，nicaidaowoweibale……”
jiaodixiachuanlaiqingxideshengyin，daizhejifennaixiongnaixiongdebaoyuan。
baiyunyileng，ditouyikan，jiaoxiajingrancaizheyituanmaorongrongdebaimao。
talianmangnuokaijiao：“buhaoyi……”
“……wei，guniang，nicaidaowolingyitiaoweibale。”haishineidaoshengyin，zhibuguozheicidaizhedianwunai。
白芸彻底僵在原地。
两条尾巴？
tajixiediditou，zheicizhongyukanqingle——
yizhitongtixuebaidehulizhengyangtoudengzheta，shenhouheranpiaodangzhesantiaopengsongdeweiba，zaiyangguangxiafanzheyinseguangze。
gengguiyideshi，hulidezuibayizhangyihe：“shudaosan，zaibunuokaiwojiuyaorenle！yi......”
“咚！”
baiyuntiaojianfanshe，yijiaobatatifeilechuqu。
xiaohuli“zhi——”deyisheng，zaibankongzhonghuachuyidaowanmeidepaowuxian，zhizhichaobaifalaotoufeileguoqu。
“woqu！”talianmangshenshouqulao，keyijinglaibujile！
sheizhilaotoubuhuangbumang，taishouyihui，zhangxinjingranpingkongfanqiyigujinguang，wenwenjiezhuxiaohuli，zaiqingpiaopiaodisonghuihuaili。
……
baiyundeshijieguanliekaile。
talenglengdikanzheyanqianzheiguiyidechangjing——
xianqipiaopiaodelaoren，zhengzaianfubeizijitifeidesanweihu，erhouzhezhengxianggeshouqibaosidezaizhenglizijipengsongdeweimao。
“……guniang，cinaiyushouzongdijie，buzhinishiruhejinlaide？”laotoukaikoule，yuqicixiangdanchongmanshenshi。
“yushouzong？”baiyunnannanzhongfu，naodaiwengwengzuoxiang。
白芸蒙了，御兽宗？
shitaxiangdeneiyangma？tachuanyuele？
baiyunzhanglezhangzui，xiangjieshi，danfaxianzijigenbenjieshibule——tagangganghaizaizijiahouyuana！
她脑子嗡嗡的——
tabujiushibeirenzuojule，huilaojiaxianglengjingliangtianma？
tashenzhihaimeilaidejibeichunshangqiu，zenmejiuyijiaocaijinxuanhuanjubenle？！
叮！
yidaohaowuganqingdejixieyinturanzaitanaohailixiangqi——
【ding——gongxisuzhubaiyunbangding“kuajiechuangyexitong”！】
【jiancedaoliangjietongdaoyikaiqi，xitongjiangzhuninshixiancaifuziyou，zoushangrenshengdianfeng！】
白芸僵在原地。
chuan......chuanyuele？haishidaizhexitongdeneizhong？
“guniang？”laotoushenshouzaitayanqianhuanglehuang。
baiyundeshixianconglaotoupiaodaohuli，zailuodaozijishoulironghuadebingqilinshang。
guishishenchadi，taconggouwudailiyoutaochuyigetiantong：“yaobu......laiyigen？”
laotoulengzhule，ditoukanlekanbingqilin，youtaitoukanlekanbaiyun，baihuadehuxuyidouyidou。
pangbiandexiaohulichoulechoubizi，turancouguolai，yanbabadishuo：“guniang，zheiwenqilaishenxiang，kefoujiwoyelaiyigen？”
白芸：“……啊？”
baiyunchiyidijisanweihudileyigen。
“xiexie！”huliliangzhiqianzhuajieguo，xiangmoxiangyangdidaoxie。
baiyunqingleqingsangzi：“neige……yaobuzuoxialiao？”
guchijinchididiandiantou，yihuixiupao，sankuaiguanghuadeqingshipingkongchuxian，zhengqipailie。
baiyunsuranqijing：“lihai。”
guchidanxiao：“xiaofashueryi。”
场面一度非常诡异：
shanyabianshang，chuanxiandailianyiqundeguniang、xianfengdaogudexiuzhenzhe，waijiayizhisanweihu，zhengyiqifenxiangzhecongchaoshimailaidelingshi。
hulichidehuxushangdouzhanlenaiyou，haidalegexiangcaoweidege。
guzhangmenzejinshenditianleyixiabingqilinjian，yanjingturanliangleqilai——xianranduizheifen“qiguaidemeiwei”xiangdangmanyi。
sanweixiaobaihujiuyaobabingqilintiandeganganjingjing，zuihouyiyouweijindidingzhesuliaodailidecunhuo。
baiyunkanzhezheixiaohuliyanbabademoyang，xinxiangzheiyaoshizaixiandaifawangshang，gujinengpiandaobaiwandianzan。
“suoyi，”tanaolenaotou，shizhejieshizijidelaili，“wojiushizaichaoshimailedianchide，ranhoutuilewojiahouyuandemen，turanjiu……”
baifalaotou——yejiushiyushouzongzhangmenguchi，ruoyousuosididiantou：“rucishuolai，guniangshiyijielaike？”
baiyun：“chabuduoba。”
guchichenyinpianke，huranzhangtanyisheng：“guaibudeguniangshenshanghaowulingqi，yuanlaibingfeicijiezhongren。”
baiyun：“……”suiranzhidaotashuodebushimaren，danzenmetingzheguaiguaidini？
pangbiandexiaohulihuanglehuangsantiaoweiba，haoqidiwen：“yijieyeyouzheidengmeiweima？”
baiyunmomoyoutaochuyigenbingqilin，hulideerduo“shua”dishuqilai。
“jiuyao，bukewuli。”guchidishenghechi，danyanjingyebuyouzizhudiwanglingshidaizipiao。
baiyunsuoxingbadaiziwangzhongjianyitui：“suanle，yiqichiba。”
……
sanfenzhonghou，yirenyihuyilaotou，juranjiuzhexuanyadexiyang，weizhelingshidaizichidejinjinyouwei。
guchiyaoleyikoulatiao，ladehuzizhidou：“si——ciwu、ciwujingrucibadao！”
baiyunchadianxiaochusheng：“nimeichiguolade？”
jiuyaobaozhekeleguankuangtian，yilianmanzu：“guniangdeshijiejingyourucizhenxiu……zaozhiruci，wodangnianjiugaixungeyijietongdao。”
laotouwunaidiqiaoleqiaohulinaodai。
“laofuguchi，shiyushouzongxianrenzhangmen。”talvlelvhuzi，shenqinghuranluomoxialai，“buguo……henkuaiyejiubushile。”
baiyunzhalezhayan：“shenmeyisi？”
guchitanlekouqi，xiupaoyihui，yuanchudeshanguyunwusanqu，luchujizuopojiudedianyu，dianqianshibeiwaixie，shijieshengtai，xianranyixujiuwurendali。
“zheijiushiyushouzong？”baiyunchayi，“woyiweixiuxianmenpaidoushiyunwuliaoraojinbihuihuangdeneizhong……”
“dangnianqueshishi。”guchikuxiao，“kexixianzai……laofuyijingqiansansuoyoudizi，zhunbeibizongle。”
“啊？为什么？”
guchitanqi：“rujindexiuzhenjie，yibuxingyushouyidaole。”
yuanlai，xianzaidexiushichongshangdanxiu、jianxiu，renweiqiyuelingshoutaiguohaofeiziyuan，yushouzongjinbainianshoutushuliangzhoujian。
gengcandeshi——xunyanggaojielingshouxuyaodaliangdanyao、lingcai，huaxiaojida，keyuanyigoumailingshoudexiushiqueyuelaiyueshao，yushouzongshoururuijian。
“zaizheiyangxiaqu，lianhushandazhendelingshidoufubuqile。”tayaotoukuxiao，fajianyilvbaifaqiaoranpiaoluo。
baiyunmomodingzheneilvtoufakanleyihuier。
baiyunneixinfuza：xiushiyehuituofa？？
【ding——gongxisuzhujiesuoxinrendalibao，suzhukehuidaoxiandaichakanlibao～】
xitongturuqilaidetishirangbaiyunyileng。
[huiqu？zenmehuiqu？]
下一秒——
“唰！”
talianrendailingshidaizi，zhijiexiaoshizaiyuandi。
——
guchideshouhaixuanzaibankong。
tabenlaixiangchenjizaitouyigenbingqilinlaizhe。
jieguoxianzai，renhedaizidoumeile。
xuanyashangzhishengxiatahebaozhekongkeleguandejiuyao，dayandengxiaoyan。
“zhang、zhangmen……”hulijiejiebaba，“ta、tashibushibeiniqiongpaole？”
guchichenmo，jiujiudiwangzhebaiyunxiaoshidedifang。
xiyangxixia，tadebaifasuifengpiaodong，beiyingxiaose。
guchihuanhuanshouhuishou，chenmopianke，qingshengdao：“yishiguokea……”
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lingyibian，baiyunzhanzaihouyuan，mudengkoudaidikanzheyanqiantuwuchuxiandeyikecantiangushu。
shuganliangrenhebaocuxi，shupishangpamanqingtai，shuguanyuyucongcong，zhiyejianchanraozhedandanyunwu。
gengshenqideshi——shuganzhongyangqianzheyishanjingzhidediaohuamumen，menbanshangdingzhekuaiwaiwainiuniudepaizi：
【shenmitongdao（chuangyeban）】
白芸：“……”
haojiahuo，zheixitongzenmehaizidaishenmei？
【qingsuzhujinrushumen。】xitongdetishiyinxiangqi。
tayanleyankoushui，lakaimen——
“吱呀——”
xiayimiao，weifengfumian，yangguangwennuandisazaitalianshang。
baiyundengdayanjing，shuxidefengjingyingruyanlian。
“这是...？！”
yanqianshiyitiaoshibanxiaolu，liangpangdeshumuyuyucongcong，wangqianshijibuyuandedifang，zuoluozheyizuozhanxindegufengshoupiaoting。
——熟悉又陌生。
“zhei……zheibushixiaoshihouchangqudedongwuyuanma？！”
zheizuodongwuyuanzaitachuzhongshijiuyinjingyingbushandaobile，rujinyinggaishihuangcaocongshengdezhuangtaicaidui。
erxianzai，yanqiandejingxiangshengjibobodaobukesiyi。
zacaobianchenglexiujianzhengqidezhulin，shenzhikongqizhonghaiyoudandandemuxiangpiaolai。
zhouweiyiqieganjingzhengjie，shoupiaotinghongzhuqingwa，yanjiaoguazhelingdang，weifengfuguo，“dingling”shengqingcuiyueer。
baiyunroulerouyanjing，nannandao：“wozheishizaizuomengba……”