第5章 你没资格喊我妈(2010字)

erjiuzaigejiazhuhuosuganwangyetianqibieshudeshihou,yetianqizhengzaifangjianlishoushidongxi。

dongxi,shuoduoyeduo,keshuoshao,yehenshao。

zheigejiali,chuleyixiehuanxiyiwuzhiwai,jiuzhiyouyixiebimozhiyanhezihuashiyetianqiyaodaizoudele,yinweizheixie,caishizhenzhengshuyuyetianqidedongxi,erbushitadeqianmailaide,tayigaidoubuhuiyao。

kexin,queshizhenzhengdenanguo。

ruodadefangzi,yecengchuchuliuxiaenaideyingzi,meihaodehuiyi,danyiqie,douyijingwushirenfeile。

yetianqiqingqingtanlekouqi,zhengyaotuizhexinglixianglikaideshihou,yigedianhua,dadaoleshoujishang。

“qingwen,shiqitian,qixianshengma?”

ciyanyichu,yetianqishuangyanshunjianshanchujingguang,zhenggerendeqizhi,fashenglefantianfudidezhuanbian,fangfojunlintianxiadejunwang,rangrenbuganzhishi。

“nidacuole,wobuxingqi。”

shuowan,yetianqijiuyaoguaduandianhua,erdianhuaduimiansihuzaoyouyuliao,qingxiaoshengchuanchu。

“e,dui,ninxianzaiyinggaijiao,yetianqi,yexianshengba,hehe,womeiyoubiedeyisi,zhishi,ouerzaiyigelaopengyoujiali,kandaolenindehuazuo,hehe,qixiansheng,bu,yexianshengbielaiwuyanga,nindehuazuoyiranshineibandedajiafengfan,zhishidushuyunindeyinzangzaihuazuozhongdehuaya,queshibierenfangmaobulaide。”

“yexiansheng,wodadianhuameiyoubiedeyisi,jiushixianggaosunin,zheifuhuazuojijiangbeipaimai,jushuo,nindangniandebushaolaopengyou,yehuichuxian,jiushibuzhidao,dangnindexinhuazuozhongxinchuxiandeshihou,huibuhuiyinqihenduorendecaicehezhuiwenni?”

yetianqishuangyanbingleng,duizheshouji,dandandekaikoudao:“shuoba,nishishei,xiangzuoshenme?”

“meishenme,zaixiazhishicengtingwenyexianshengdedaming,queshizhongwuyuanyijian,rujinni,queyeshipengdaoleyidianxiaoxiaodemafan,xuyaoqingyexianshengchushanxiangzhuyixia,buzhi,yexianshengshifouyoukongni?”

yetianqiwenyan,luchuyimolengxiao,dao:“weixiema?jintian,nishidiergeweixiewoderenle,hehe,henhao,jiranzhidaowoshishei,haiganweixiewo,wodaoshixiangjianjiannile,danshi,niganjianwoma?”

“hehe,yexianshengfengcaibujiandangnian,zaixiajirangandadianhuajini,ziranbuhuibuganjianni,yexianshengbuzhishenmeshihouyoushijianni?wopairenqujieni。”

yetianqiwenyan,danmodeshuodao:“liangtianhou,mingzhou,daolejiwodianhua。”

shuowan,yetianqizhijieguaduanledianhua。

“youqu,dangzhenshiyouqu,jintian,zhenshizugouyouqua,xianshilihun,houbeirenweixie,jiezhebeijiechuanyicengshenfen,yeganweixiewo,hehe,hao,zhenhaoa。”

yetianqituranhahadaxiaoleqilai。

yebuzhidaoshinujifanxiao,haishizhenjuedetaiyouqule。

erzheishihou,yidaomenwai,zhengdasuananmenlingdelinmuhelinduocaimianmianxiangqu。

“ma,zheiyetianqibeiwojielihunji**fenglema?zheihahadaxiaoshenmeni?”

linmuzhoulezhoumeitou,dao:“guantafengbufeng,xiangzhuangkelianyebuxing,anmenling,ganbubacaichanhaihuilai,worangtazhenfeng。”

门**按响。

yetianqimeitoujinzhou,huoqijida。

没完没了了这是。

dakaimen,zhengxiangfanudeshihou,quekandaozhanzaiwaimiandeshilinmuhelinduocai,yetianqidehuoqi,shunjianjiushoulianlexiaqu。

tashihelinqingyuelihunle,danshibukefouren,tazheixienian,shizhendeyizhibalinqingyuedejiaren,dangchengzijijiarenkandaide。

napa,zheiyijiarenzaoyimeiyoulezuichushideshanliang。

“ma,duocai,nimenzenmelaile?”

yetianqilianmangbaliangrenyingjinwuzi,bingqiedaohaolechashui。

linmushangxiadaliangleyifanyetianqi,zhoumei,dao:“wotingshuo,niheqingyuelihunle?”

yetianqiwenyan,lengleyixia,suihouzuozaishafashang,dianlediantou,dao:“shi,jintianqiandelihunxieyi。”

linmukanzheyetianqi,chenshengdao:“nijiumeishenmexiangyaohewoshuodema?buxiangjieshijieshiweishenmema?”

解释什么?

yizhiyilaixiangrangtamenliangkouzilihunde,bujiushinima?

jintianzheizenmehaixiangshishangmenxingshiwenzuilaile?

“wobuzhidaogaishuoshenme,yebuzhidaogaizenmejieshi,woyeshijintianbeitongzhiqutagongsijianta,jieguojiuzheiyangbeilihunlede,suoyi,ruguoyaojieshide,kongpa,ninxuyaoquwenyixiaqingyue,tadaodizenmexiangdele?”

yetianqishihuashishuo,tashibeilihunde,erbushizhudongtichulihunde。

kezhei,bushilinmuyaodedaan。

napatayezhidaoshiqingdezhenxiangshishenme,danzheigedaan,buxing。

“zenme?yetianqi,tingnidekouqi,haoxianghaishiwonverduibuqinile?niyigedananren,lianweishenmeheqizilihundoubuzhidao,nihaiyoulileshima?”

“ruguonihaohaode,shenmecuodoubufan,nigaosuwo,qingyuezenmehuihenilihun?wonvdepiqiwozuiqingchubuguole,tashijueduibuhuibeipanganqingde,suoyi,ruguobushinizuoleshenmerangtawufayuanliangdeshiqing,tashijueduibuhuihenilihunde,yetianqi,shuo,nidaodidouzuoleshenmeduibuqiwonverdeshiqingle。”

linmupaizhuozinuhou,neiyangzi,xiangjilehuduzidemulaohu。

zheibiaoqing,zheiyanji,buzhidaode,haizhenyiweitashiweilenverchuqilaidele。

keyetianqiquezhouqilemeitou。

tatailejiezheijiarenle,huozheshuo,tazaoyijingbulejiezheijiarenle。

danyouxiehua,gaishuoqingchu,haishiyaoshuoqingchude。

“ma,woshuodeshishishi,woshenmedoumeizuo,womeitiandouzaiganshenme,woshigeshenmeyangderen,nimendouyinggaihenqingchu,chulezaijialixiezihuahua,pingrili,woqudezuiduodedifangyinggaijiushicaishichangle,ninshuo,wonengzuoshenmeduibuqitadeshiqingni?”

“zhiyuweishenmelihun,wobuzhidao,keninyaoshuo,tajueduibuhuibeipanganqing,buhuizhudonglihun,neijiuxuyaoninquwentale,yinweiwokeyipaizhexiongfufashi,woyetianqi,ziconghelinqingyuejiehunzhihou,bieshuochugui,beipan,wolianyigenvxing,shenzhinanxingpengyoudoumeiyou,wodeshijieli,zhiyouta,zheiyidian,wowenxinwukui。”

yetianqi,dequekeyiwenxinwukui。

yinweitashuodedoushishishi。

kezheihua,jinulelinmu。

“bizui,biehanwoma,niyijinghewonverlihunle,nizheigefeiwu,youshenmezigehanwoma!”