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“rendailaile？”qintandandandewen。
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dakaifangmen，qintanzoujinqu。
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weiyouteyiweiqintanzhunbeidefangjianandanwuguang。
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“哗——”
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haiganbatabangjia，yongshuipota？！
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suiranbeishufu，dannanrenbandianjucuhelangbeidoumeiyou。
fanerxiangshilongyishangdediwang，youlengchenzhe。
秦叹大脑死机了。
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“闭嘴！”
sanshiliujizouweishangji，qintanjuedingxianchezaishuo，“wohuirangbaobiaofangdiaoni，danniyaogantuluyigezi，wojiurangnibiantaijian！”
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“ni...”qintanbuganzhixin，zheinanrenjiujingzenmezhengtuode？
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“你**！”
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