第4章
xiaotuzituiyideng，dunshizhitingtingtangshi！
——“xi、xizhuren......wuwu......qingnixiazuideshihou，wu......wenrouyidian，renjiapateng......”
jingranshiyidiandoubuganfankang。
没劲！
guxizhijiejiangxiaotuzirengchuqu，baiwuliaolaididao：“nizijiquzhuanzhuan，zheifangziliyinggaiyoujialaosandezhaopian，nizijiqukanba。”
——“nei，neixizuzongni？”
guxidalegexiuqidehaqian。
“当然是睡觉！”
——“ke，keshixizuzongninshiwodesuzhuya......zheigerenwu......”
guxisixiaofeixiaoditiaomei，kanxiangchuangjiaosuozhedexiaobaitu：“zenme，nixiangrangwozuorenwu？”
ruanmiandeshengyinquerangxiaotuziyoukongjujiangyingqilai。
——“nei，neidaoshibuyong。”
“xiaodongxi，danfanniyoudianbenshi，rangwojuedeyouqu，wodaoshibupaichidafayixiashijian，danxianzaima......”guxizhishixiaolexia，danneiyiweishenzhangdexiaorongrangxitongbuganshuoguo，lianmangyibengertiaodelikai。
kanzhexiaotuzibantiancaituikaimen，guxiburenzhishi：
“啧，真蠢！”
mingmingshiwuxingdexitong，zhishihuanhualeyixia，quewanglezijidebenzhi，juranhaiqukaimen。
难怪会失忆！
budui，huoxushishiyizaochengdeyuchun？
yaobushixitongshuodachuwanmeijiejuhuijitakeyicujinfayudeyaoji，guxicailandepeixitongguojiajia。
yaojitayongguobushao，dandoumeiyouxiaoguo。
huoxulaiziweilaideyaojinengyouxiaoguoou？
guxixiangzhe，gancuiyihuishouguanshangmen，shuiqidajue。
yijuexinglaitianyijingheile。
suiranbenzhishangguxibingbuxuyaoshuimian，dantabenjiulansanyouaimei，shuimeirongjuezheizhongshitaconglaidoushijijide。
“系统？”
guxijiaoleyisheng，quemeiyouhuiying。
应该是还没回来。
guxibianhuanleyishenyifuxialou，yuanyuandi，tabiantingdaoleyinlingbandexiaosheng。
“dabomu，ninzuodecaizuihaochile！wohaoqidaia，jinwanwoyidingduochidian！”
rouheyoudaizhejifenshuanglideshengyinhenrongyizhaorenhaogan。
马屁更是拍的真诚！
guxitiaotiaomei，quetingfuyagaoxingdao：“neishidangran，biedebushuo，wozuocaideshouyikeshihenhaode！”
“kanlaiwojintianyoukoufule，haijideshangcidabomuzuodeneiyidaoqingshuibaicaijiutebiedehaochi。buzhidaojintianyoumeiyouzheidaocai？”
“当然没有！”
“哦？”
neirensiyouxiejingya，fuyaquetebielisuodangrandidao：
“xiaoxibuxihuanchishucaide！jinwanzuodequanshiyingcai，baicaineizhongmeiziweierdedongxizenmehaobaizaixiaoximianqian？”
场面顿时一片寂静。
guxiuchunjiaochoulexia，taxianzaixiangxinledagedehua。
dabomujiushibeineigesishengnvjimihuole！
“dabomu，neigexiaoxizhishigesishengnveryi，ninjiusuanshiweilerangdabogaoxing，yebuyongxishengdaozheigedibu。wokanlezhenshixinteng......”guxiugancuizhishuo，“qishiyaowoshuo，yigesishengnv，suibianyangyixia，jidianqianjiukeyile。zhendemeibiyaojiehuilairangdabomunixinlinanshou，kanleyeaiyan！”
fuyadunshichenlelian，bugaoxingdao：“xiuxiu，nihushuoshenme，zheixiehuakeqianwanbuyaozaixiaoximianqianshuo，woshibaxiaoxidangqinshengnverde。”
“大伯母！”
“妈妈。”
guxifangruoshenmedoumeifashengsidezouguoqu。
jiujianhuanleyishenheisexizhuangdeguzhengzuozaikaojinluodichuangdeweizhi，zaitaduimianzuodeshifuyagenyigezhangxiangyanlidenvhai，zhengnanyanjingyandikanzheguxi。
zheigesishengnvzenmezheimehaokan！
jingzhidehaoxianghuifaguangyiyang。
zhishiyitiaoputongdequnzi，chuanzaitadeshenshangjiuhaoxiangbaiwandingzhiyiyang，gediaodoubeitigaole。
zheihaishibeiyangzaixiangxiadesishengnvma？
jiusuanshiguojimingyuandoumeiyouzheigeqizhiba！
buguoguxiuhenkuaijiufanyingguolai，bishidichongzheguxifanlegebaiyan。
sishengnveryi，yongyuandoushangbudetaimian！
顾绣冷哼！
fuyayouxiehouhuiliuguxiuchifanle。
“xiaoxizheishiniershujiadexiuxiu，gennitongsui，yeshanggaoerle。nidageteyiqingxiuxiuguolaibangnijieshaoyixiaxuexiaodeqingkuang，nimenganghaoyerenshiyixia，zaixuexiaolibugudan。”
fuyashengpashixiaonianbugaoxing，buchongdao：
“buguoxiaoxizheimecongming，kendinghenkuaijiujiaodaopengyou，buxuyaosheibangmang。”
“大伯母！”
guxiumudengkoudai，zheibushifoudingtama？
zaikanxiangshixiaoniandeshihoubiandaizhejifenhenyi。kendingshizheigesishengnvguhuodabomuliantadoubuxinle！
guxiqueweiweiyixiao，“meiguanxi，wokanxiuxiujiutinghao。”
“sheiyunxunijiaowoxiuxiude！”
顾绣炸毛！
guxiniletayiyan，ziguzizuoxia：“neijiaoniwei。”
guxiuyiye，yufajuedeshixiaonianjiushilaigentazuoduide！
xiangtayeshitianzhijiaonv，xianzaiquebeiyigesishengnvjidui，guxiudunshilengxiaoyisheng。“he，buzhidaocongnagejijiaogalalaidesishengnv，yidianguijuyebudong！kendingshinideneige**mameijiaohaoni！”
guxideliansetengdiyichen，queyougegedixiaoleqilai，naiweiershizu。
zhishitadeyishuangyanjingqiheisimo，queyouqilizhiji，haoxiangyaojiangrendelinghundouxizouside。
“顾绣？”
“啊......”
guxiuxiayishidaying，zhenggerenquedaizhizhule。danzhishiyishuneryi，guxiuqueturanqishen，chaozheguxijiuma：
“nizheige**，bieyiweinizhangdehaokanjiukeyiweisuoyuwei。dagedougenwoshuole，nijiushigeexindexiaosanshengdenver，yiyangliuzheangzangdexueye！tarangwozaixuexiaolizhaojihuihaohaodejiaoxunni，zhiyaobubaninongsile，tadouhuitiwodouzhe。he，nijiudengzhesiba！”
guzhengdeliansetengdibianle。
“xiuxiu，nizaihushuoshenmeni！”
zenmebatamendejihuadoushuochulaile？buxuyaokan，guzhengdounengxiangxiangdedaotamadeliansehuishiduonankan。
guxiudelianshangyeyouxiehuangluan。
“bushide，wo......”danzaitazhangkoudeyishunjian，zuibaquehaoxiangwanquanbushoukongzhi。“mingmingjiushigenishuode，yaorangguxizheigexiao**shengburusi！zanmenhaiyouliaotianjilu......”
顾绣都快哭了。
tachinaidejingerdoushichulai，danmeiyong。
zuibayijingbashenmedoushuole！
neibianfuyaqidehunshenfadou，tazhizheguxiu，nudao：“xiuxiu，nixianzaimashangjiwolikai，yihoubuxushangmen！”
“dabomu......”guxiuxiangqiuraode，danshuochudequeshi：“wogeshuonibeiguhuole，shiyinweinitaiaiwodabo，suoyishiquleziwo，shiyigejuranhuibangxiaosanyanghaizidekelianchong！”
fuyaliansezhanghong，chongguoqujiujileguzhengyibazhang。
“guzheng，ni**......ni，nirangwotaishiwangle！xianzaijiwogunhuifangjianqu，buxiangmingbai，jiubuyaozaichulaile！”
tajiuxiangfennudemushizi，kanzhedouheren。
guxiushuangshouwuzhezuiba，quenalihaigandai，zhinenghuiliuliudelikai。