yanqianshuxideshenying，shidejiangshiwangmanxinjingkong。
ruobushitashenweijiangshi，hunshenjiangying，xianzaipashiyijinghunshendazhebaizile。
zhangzhiweichulaizhihou，longhushanfumodianfangxiang，jidaoshenying，liangliangqiangqiang，zhuilechulai。
heranshizhuboananjiren。
zhangzhiweichulaizhihou，bingmeiyouweinantamen，ershijingzhichonglechulai。
ataoyejuezhe，tamenjiren，jianhuilaileyitiaoming。
“shifu？zheishi......zheishizhangzhiweilaotianshi？tabushi......”chenzongyihuozhiji，fanguanjiangshiwangxiaoleqilai，“jiejiejie~~tangtangyidaitianshi，jingshishibianchenglejiangshi？hesibenwangle。”
“shenme？laotianshishibianle！”diaochajujuzhangchenzong，yijiyizhonghaibuzhiqingdediaochajuchengyuan，jieshimianrukugua。
开什么玩笑？
yijingyouleyigepanlongshanjiangshiwang，youchuxianyijujiangshi？
两个诡异？
bujinruci，chenzonghaifaxian，zhangzhiweideshouzhong，nazheyibazhangjian。
zaikanxianrentianshixuanyangzhenren，shouzhongdejian，jingzhishiyibaputongdetaomujian。
xuanyangzheijiahuo，zenmeliantianshijiandouliujilaotianshile？
qiaojianchenzongdaizheyuanniandemuguang，xuanyangzhenrenbuyoudekuxiaoyisheng：“benlaishizuolewanquanzhunbei，dasuanzhenzhushifude，kexiyourenbafuzhijiediaole。”
jihutongshi，suoyourendemuguang，douwangxiangleganggangcongfumodianfangxiangchongchulaideananjiren。
ananjiren，hunranbugu。
youqishianan，meiyousangshengzaizhangzhiweidekouxia，rengjiunazheshouji，duizheliangdajiangshizhibo。
“jiarenmen！tai**le，laotianshishibianchengjiangshile，erqiemeiyouxiwomendexianxue，chulelaotianshiwai，haiyouyitouniubihonghongdejiangshiwang！”
“bujinruci，zheiqunlonghushandedaoshi，jurangegeshenhuaijueji，zheihaishiwoyanzhongdeshijiema？bu，jueduibushi！”
anankangkaijiang，hunranmeiyouhaipadeyisi，fandaoshirutongchuanxiaotouziyanjiangyiyang。
shoujipingmushang，liwushuashuashua，buduandishuaguoqu。
zuichadeliwu，jiushihuojian，jianianhuabutingdichuxian。
zhibojianyongjinlaideren，yijingchaoguoleershiwan，renshuhaizaichixushangzhang。
ananjidongwubi，jinwanzhihou，tajiushidouyinpingtaizuidadenvzhubole。
“anan，jixuweiwomenzhibo！”
“tai**le！qianxierizihaiyiweilingyuanyousirenpachulaishijiade，meixiangdaoshizhende。”
“guiyifusule，zheigeshijietaifengkuangle。”
“anan，kuaizouba。xianzaiyouliangtoujiangshi，zheiqunlonghushandedaoshidoubushiduishou，denghuisidingle。”
“haoxiangkana！buguoneiweiwangyoushuodedui，zheimeweixian，zouweishangce。”
......
ananquebuzheimexiang，ganggangzhangzhiweishibian，meiyouduitamendongshou，xianzaiyinggaiyebuhuiduitamendongshou。
zhiyaotaduoqilai，yinggaimeishi。
“jiarenmen！jintianwoananjiuchongfenyici，rangnimenhaohaodekanwanzheiyichanghaoxi。”anantuizhizhongrenshenhou，nachushouji，duizhunlezhangzhiweihejiangshiwang。
“zhangzhiwei，niganggangchengweijiangshi，yinggaihaimeiyouheguorenxue。zhiyaoniyihouzuowoshuxia，jintianzheilonghushanshangdexiudaozhe，wofenniyixie。”jiangshiwangduizhangzhiweidao。
zhangzhiweimeiyouhuihua，ershiziguzidedao：“haoxianga！”
zhangzhiweizhisuoyizheimekuai，chonglechulai，meiyoudonganantamen，jiushiyinweijiangshiwangdecunzai。
jiangshiwangyichulai，xiedaideyinqi，rangtachuixianbuyi。
fandaoshi，taduiyuxianxuedekeqiu，bingbusuanqianglie。
bijingbujiuzhiqian，tahaishiren，suiranshibianchenglejiangshi，shenglishangguodequ，danxinlishangguobuqu。
xiangbijiaolaishuo，jiangshiwanghejiangshiwangshenshangxiedaideyinqi，gengjiadexiyinta。
zhiyaojiangjiangshiwanghetashenhoudeyinqixishouwan，zhangzhiweijuedezijideshili，keyigengshangyicenglou。
jiangshiwangyishidaozhangzhiweishuodeshiziji，nudaojizhi。
taxishouyinqi，yenengtishengxiuwei，jiranzhangzhiweibukeqi，neitayemeileshouxiazhangzhiweidangshuxiadedasuan。
jiangshiwangerhuabushuo，lianggeqingheisedelizhua，chaozhangzhiweizhualeguoqu，yinqigungun，haosihailang。
打起来了？
chenzonghexuanyangzhenrendengren，likeshaleyan。
xuanji，zhongrenyesongleyikouqi。
daqilaihao，rucizheiban，tamenbiankeyiqingsongyixie。
kanyangzi，laotianshihaishilonghushanzijirena。
buguo，laotianshiganggangshibianchengjiangshi，jiangshiwangchengweiwangjijiangshi，shijianyijingbuduanle，kongpayaochikui。
danyouzhiji，zhongrenzhitingjian“cileng”yisheng，zhangzhiweishouzhongsanwuzhanxiechuqiao，yuehuazhaozaijianshenshang，mingliangrushui。
yidaojianmanghuachusiwuzhang，congjiangshiwangdeshoubeishanghualeguoqu。
yitiaoshoubei，dunshidiaoluoxiaqu。
“wodeshou！wodeshou！”
僵尸王怒号一声。
jinjiezhe，zhangzhiweikouzhong，niannianyouci。
“tianqingdiming，miaofawuxing，huanghuangtianlei，tingwochiling！”
“雷来！”
话落。
yidaochisetianlei，zuyoushuitongcuxi，congtianerjiang。
“zenmekeneng？”jiangshiwangwubijingkong。
chiseleitingyijingluolexialai，zhunquewuwu，hongzaitadeshenshang。
zhiyishunjian，tayishenqingchaoguanfu，shunjianposui，huazuohuijin，zhoushenyinqisanlebushao，shentibeihonglechuqu，jiangyigexiaoshanfengbandeshibi，shunjianzadefensui。
“shibenleizhou！tianna，laotianshiyijingyijingbianchengjiangshile，zenmehaihuibenleizhouzheidengfashu？”
“qiaoneibenleizhoujuranshihongsede，tianleiyoujizhongyanse，baise、qingse、zise、chise、heise、jinse，meiyizhongyansebianhuan，biangengshangyicenglou。laotianshizuoweijiangshi，jingnengshichuhongsetianlei！”
咕噜一声。
jiangshihuileifa，jianzhiwudile。
“牛逼！”
“bukuishihuoleyibaisanshisansuidelonghushanlaotianshi，jibianshibianchenglejiangshi，yehainengshiyongleifa。”
“anan，nenggoujianshidaozheimeyimu，shizaishigoubenle！zaishangjigejianianhua！”
zhibojianlidalaobutingdishuazheliwu，ananjidongdaowuyifujiadedibu。
taxinlihuranyouyigexiangfa。
ruoshikeyijinjuliguoquzhibojiuhaole！
laotianshisuiranbianchengjiangshi，danshisihuhaisuanyourenxing，hetazhibo，sihuyeyougaotou。
daoshihou，kongpakeyizhuandegengduo。
zhangzhiweijiaozhangcaizaidishang，zhizhideshuangtuiyongli，yigejiangshitiao，chongdaolejiangshiwangshenpang。
zhengyaonajianjiangqixiaoshouzhiji，jiangshiwangbengdeyisheng，congshibizhongchonglechulai，sudubilaishikuailebuzhidaoduoshao，wangshanxiachongqu。