tongshibangwozuoshujubiaohou，gongsibeishougoule
tongshitoutoubangwozuolefenshujubaobiao。
rihuoyonghucong10wanbianchengle1000wan。
laobanjidongdedangchangpaibanzhuijiaqianwanyusuan。
yigeyuehou，gongsipochanle。
而我，成了新老板。
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“niannian，nikanqilaihaoleia，yaobujintianderibaobiaowobangnizuoba？”
zhaonuannuanzuozaiwopangbian，yongneishuangwugudedayanjingkanzhewo。
ruguobushizhongshenghuilai，wochadianjiuyaoxiangxintazhendeshizaiguanxinwole。
shangbeizijiushiyinweitazheifen“haoxin”，barihuoyonghuheleijiyonghugaohun，shujuchalezhengzheng100bei。
laobankandao“baozhang”deshuju，jidongdedangchangpaibanzhuijiaqianwanyusuantouguanggao。
结果可想而知。
qiandaleshuipiao，wochenglebeiguoxia。
zuikexiaodeshi，zhaonuannuanyibiankuyibianshuo：“wozhendezhishixiangbangmang。”
quangongsidoujuedetashiwuxinzhishi，zhiyouwozheige“zuikuihuoshou”beidingzaichiruzhushang。
网暴、辞退、封杀。
wocong28loutiaoxiaqudeshihouhaizaixiang，xiabeiziyidingyaolizheizhong“haoxinren”yuanyidian。
meixiangdao，zhendeyouxiabeizi。
kanzheyanqianzheizhangshuxidelian，woxiaole。
“buyongle，nuannuan，wozijilaijiuxing。”
“keshinidoujiabansantianle，woxintengniya。”taduzhezui，yifuyaokudeyangzi。
pangbiandechenjielikebangqiang：“nuannuanhaoxinbangni，nibiebushihaodai。”
wozhuanguotou：“chenjie，shangcinuannuanbangnizuodebaobiao，lingdaobushishuoshujuduibushangma？”
空气突然安静。
zheici，wobuhuizairangbeijuzhongyan。
danwoyebuhuiqingyifangguonimen。
jirannizheimexihuan“bangmang”，neiwojiuchengquanni。
让你帮个够。
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chenjiebeiwowendelianseyoudianganga，danhaishizuiying：“neishilingdaokancuole。”
“duia，mingmingshilingdaozijilijieyouwenti。”zhaonuannuanlikejiehua，“wodeexcelshuipingkeshizhuanyejide，shangcihaibangcaiwuzuoguonianzhongbaobiaoni。”
我心里冷笑。
shangbeizicaiwubuyinweitabangmangzuodebaobiao，chadianbeishenjichachudawenti。
“zheiyangba，nuannuan。”wozhuangzuoxiangqishenme，“wojideshichangbuneibianyougeshujutongjidehuoer，tebiemafan，yaobuniqubangbangtamen？”
zhaonuannuanyanjingyiliang：“zhendema？tamenxuyaobangmangma？”
“dangranle，zuotianlijinglihaizaibaoyuanni，shuoshujutaiduolekandeyanhua。”
zheidaobushijiahua，shichangbuqueshiyougetebiefuzadejingpinfenxiyaozuo。
shangbeizitamenhualesantiancaigaoding。
“neiwoxianzaijiuqu！”zhaonuannuanxingchongchongdipaole。
chenjiepiepiezui：“nijiushijidurenjianuannuannengliqiang。”
我笑笑不说话。
banxiaoshihou，shichangbuchuanlailijinglidepaoxiao：“sheirangnidongwodiannaode！”
“wo...wojiushixiangbangninzhengliyixiashuju...”
“zhengli？nibawoliangtiandegongzuoquanshanle！”
zhaonuannuankuzhepaohuilai，yanleiwangwang：“lijinglitaixiongle，wojiushibuxiaoxinancuolejian...”
同事们纷纷安慰她。
“lijinglipiqishibuhao，nuannuanbiekule。”
“jiushi，bujiushishanlediandongxima，zhongxinzuobei。”
woshishikaikou：“nuannuan，yaobunihaishibangwozuoribaoba？wozheigebijiaojiandan。”
“zhendema？”talikebukule，“nianniannibuguaiwoqiangnigongzuole？”
“zenmehuini，huxiangbangzhuma。”
wobadiannaotuijita，haiteyidakaileyigexinbiaoge。
“zheishijintiandeshuju，nibangwotongjiyixiarihuoyonghujiuxing。”
“haode！baozaiwoshenshang！”
五分钟后。
“niannian，rihuoyonghushishenmeyisia？”
“jiushijintianhuoyuedeyonghushuliang。”
“ee，neileijiyonghuyaosuanjinquma？”
woguyizhoumei：“zheige...nijuedeni？”
“wojuedeyaosuan！”taxinxinmanman，“yonghuyueduoyuehaoma，laobankendingxihuankandashuzi。”
“youdaoli。”wodiandiantou，“neinijiuannidexiangfazuoba。”
yigexiaoshihou，taxingfendibabiaogefadaolebumenqunli。
“jinrishujubaobiaowancheng！rihuoyonghu1000wan！”
群里瞬间炸了。
yunyingzongjianzhijieyuyin：“1000wan？！womenzuotiancai10wan，zenmekenengyiyezhang100bei？”
zhaonuannuandeyidihuifu：“zheishiwoyouhualetongjifangfae，baqianzaiyonghuyesuanjinqule。”
“潜在用户？”
“duia，zhuceledanshijintianmeidenglude，tamenyeshiwomendeyonghuya。”
我默默截图保存。
yunyingzongjianzaiqunlifaleyichuanshenglvehao。
danxiayimiao，laobanmaopaole：“hao！feichanghao！zheicaishiwoyaodezengzhangsudu！”
“shichangbulikekaihui，womenyaochenredatie，jiadatoufang！”
“yunyingbudetongjifangfahenyouchuangxin，zhaonuannuan，nimingtianlaiwobangongshixiangxihuibaoyixia。”
zhaonuannuanjidongdeliandouhongle：“haodelaoban！”
tazhuanguotoudeyidikanzhewo：“niannian，wojiushuowoexcelhenlihaiba！”
woweixiaodiantou：“queshilihai。”
lihaidaonengbagongsiwanpochan。
dangtianxiawu，shichangbujiushoudaolexinzhiling：zhuijia1000wanyusuan，liketoufang。
lijinglizhaodaowo：“sunian，zheishujuzhendeduima？yiyezhang100bei？”
wotanshou：“baobiaoshizhaonuannuanzuode，tashuotayouhualetongjifangfa。”
“可是...”
“lijingli，laobandourenkele，nihaizhiyishenme？”
tashenshenkanlewoyiyan，zhuanshenzoule。
diertian，zhaonuannuanchuanzhexinmaidezhiyezhuangqulaobanbangongshihuibao。
chulaideshihouchunfengmanmian。
“laobankuawosiweichuangxin！haishuoyaozaiquangongsituiguangwodetongjifangfa！”
chenjielikecouguolai：“nuannuannitailihaile！”
“yihoushujufenxizheikuaijiukaonile！”
wozaipangbianshishibuchong：“duilenuannuan，jiranlaobanzheimerenkeni，yaobuyihoubumendezhoubaoyuebaodounilaizuo？”
“zhendekeyima？”tayanjingliangjingjingde。
“dangranle，nishiwomenbumendeshujuzhuanjiama。”
“taihaole！woyidinghuirangshujuyuelaiyuepiaoliangde！”
shia，piaoliangdaonengbagongsimaijinfenmu。
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周一高管会。
wozuozaihuiyishijiaoluo，kanzhetouyingyishangneigeciyandeshuzi——rihuoyonghu1000wan。
laobanjidongdeliandouhongle：“gewei，kandaolema？zheijiushitupo！zheijiushibaofashizengzhang！”
“shangzhouhaishi10wan，zheizhoujiu1000wan，fanle100bei！”
yunyingzongjianxiangshuoshenme，beilaobanyigeyanshenzhizhile。
“wobuxiangtingrenhezhiyideshengyin。shujubuhuishuohuang！”
tazhuanxiangshichangbu：“laoli，nimendetoufangjihuani？”
lijingliyingzhetoupi：“anzhaozhiqiandehuokechengben，ruguoyaoweichizheigezengzhang...”
“bububu！”laobandaduanta，“siweiyaozhuanbian！womenyijingzhengminglechanpindebaofali，xianzaishijiadatourudeshihou！”
“1000wanyusuangoubugou？bugouzaijia！”
caiwuzongjianliandoubaile：“wangzong，womenzhangshangliudongzijin...”
“neijiuqurongzi！nazhezheigeshuju，touzirenhaibuqiangzhesongqian？”
zhaonuannuanzheishihoujushou：“laoban，wojuedehaikeyigengjijinyidian。”
所有人都看向她。
tazhanqilai，yilianrenzhen：“jiranwomenyizhoujiunengzhang100bei，neixiazhoujiushi1yiyonghu，xiaxiazhoujiushi100yi！”
“anzheigesudu，womenhenkuaijiunengchaoguoweixinle！”
huiyishisiyibandejijing。
wochadianmeirenzhuxiaochusheng。
shangbeizitameijihuizaigaoguanhuifayan，zheibeizikezhenshijiletawutaile。
laobanlengleliangmiao，turandaxiao：“shuodehao！zheicaishinianqingrengaiyoudepoli！”
“zhaonuannuan，nilaifuzeshujuzengzhangzheikuai，woxiangxinni！”
yunyingzongjianzhongyurenbuzhu：“wangzong，zheigeshujuxuyaoheshi...”
“heshishenme？”laobanbugaoxingle，“renjiaxiaoguniangyongxinfangfazuochuchengji，nimenjiuyanhong？”
“laozhang，nigaixuexuenianqingrendechuangxinsiweile。”
运营总监闭嘴了。
sanhuihou，lijinglilazhuwo：“sunian，zheiyangxiaquyaochudashide。”
“shenmedashi？”wozhuangsha，“laobandourenkele。”
“keshi1000wanyusuana！ruguoxiaoguobuhao...”
“neijiushinimenshichangbuzhixingbulibei。”woxiaolexiao，“bijingshujubaizaizheili。”
他的脸色更难看了。
xiawu，zhaonuannuanjiubandaolelaobanbangongshipangbiandeduligongwei。
“niannian！”taxingfendipaoguolai，“laobanjiwopeilexindiannao！haishuoyaojiwojiaxin！”
“恭喜你。”
“doushituonidefuya，yaobushinirangwozuobaobiao，wonayoujintian。”
taturancoujin：“toutougaosuni，laobanrangwodingzhetoufangxiaoguo，meitiandouyaobaoshuju。”
“neinidasuanzenmebao？”
“dangranshijixuyongwodefangfaya！”talisuodangran，“basuoyoukanguoguanggaoderendousuanchengyonghu。”
“kanguojiusuan？buyongzhuce？”
“aiya，zhuceshizaowandeshima。”tabaibaishou，“zhongyaodeshiranglaobankandaozengzhang。”
dangtianxiawu，shichangbudeqianwanyusuanjiupixialaile。
lijingliyaozheyakaishitoufang。
putiangaidideguanggaokaishichuxianzaigedapingtai。
“zhenjing！zheigeappyonghupoqianwan！”
“yizhouzengzhang100beideshenhua！”
“xiayigeguominjiyingyongdansheng！”
评论区都是问号。
“shenmewanyier？tingdoumeitingguo。”
“qianwanyonghu？wozenmeyigeyongdepengyoudoumeiyou？”
“guanggaozheimeduo，yikanjiushipianziapp。”
danzheixieshengyin，chuanbudaolaobanerduoli。
yinweizhaonuannuanmeitiandouzaijitakan“meili”deshuju。
“laoban！jintianyouzhangle200wan！”
“laoban！guanggaoxiaoguotebiehao，chudayonghu5000wan！”
“laoban！anzheigesudu，womenxiageyuejiunengshangshile！”
laobanyuetingyuexingfen，shenzhikaishilianxitouziren。
“dui，womenxianzaiyonghushuyijingjiejin2000wanle。”
“zengzhangsudu？meitianzhishao20%！”
“guzhi？10yimeijinqibuba。”
touzirenneibianjiangxinjiangyi：“nengkanxiahoutaizhenshishujuma？”
“dangran！womendeshujuzongjianhuijinixiangxijieshao。”
zhaonuannuanzixinmanmandidakaitadeexcel。
mimimamadeshuzi，gezhonghuashaodetubiao。
“ninkan，zheishirihuoquxian，wanmeidezhishuzengzhang。”
“zheishiyonghuhuaxiangfenxi，fugaiquannianlingduan。”
“zheishiliucunlv，gaoda200%！”
touziren：“...liucunlvzenmehuichaoguo100%？”
zhaonuannuanzhazhayan：“yinweiwomendeyonghutebiehuoyueya，yigerendanglianggerenyong！”
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一周后。
shichangbuhuiyishili，qifenyayidenengningchushuilai。
lijinglikanzhehoutaishuju，shoudouzaidou：“1000wanhuachuqule，xinzengzhuceyonghu...3000ge。”
“3000ge？”shichangzongjiandeshengyindoubiandiaole，“huokechengben3000duokuaiyige？”
“erqiezhei3000geli，you2800geshiyangmaodang，zhucewanjiuxiezaile。”
“zhenshiyonghukeneng...budao200ge。”
zhenggeshichangbuxianrusiji。
zheishihouzhaonuannuantuimenjinlai：“lijingli，laobanyaojintiandeshujubaogao。”
lijinglitaiqichongxuedeyanjing：“shuju？shenmeshuju？zhenshidehaishinibiande？”
zhaonuannuanbugaoxingle：“shenmejiaowobiande？wodetongjifangfashilaobanrenkede！”
“neinigaosuwo，”lijinglizhizhepingmu，“1000wanyusuan，200gezhenshiyonghu，zheizenmejieshi？”
zhaonuannuankanleyiyan，manbuzaihu：“zheishuomingshenme？shuomingnimentoufangyouwentiya！”
“guanggaochuangyibuxing，toufangqudaobudui，dingxiangrenqunbuzhun。”
“wodeshujuxianshi，guanggaochudale5000wanren，nimenquezhizhuanhualezheimedian，zheishizhixingdewenti！”
shichangzongjianqixiaole：“zhaonizheimeshuo，kanguoguanggaojiusuanyonghu，neiquanguo14yirendoushiwomenyonghule？”
“zheiyoushenmebuduima？”zhaonuannuanlizhiqizhuang，“tamendoushiqianzaiyonghua！”
zhengchaozhe，laobantuimenjinlai。
脸色铁青。
“douzaizheierzhenghao，jieshiyixia，weishenmetouzirenshuowomenshujuzaojia？”
lijinglilikezhanqilai：“wangzong，wozhengyaoxiangninhuibao，zhenshishuju...”
“zhenshishujuzenmele？”zhaonuannuanqiangxianyibu，yankuangyihong，“wangzong，wodeshujudoushizhenshide！”
tadakaishouji，zhanshiliaotianjilu：“ninkan，zheishisuniangenwoshuode，yaobashuju'zuohaokanyidian'。”
woxinliyijing，likenachushouji。
haihaowoliulegexinyan，wanzhengjietuhaizai。
“zhaonuannuan，mafannibawanzhengduihuafangchulai。”wozhanqilai，“woyuanhuashi：'shujuyaozhenshi，bunengweilehaokanerhaokan。'”
“nijiequlehoubanju，duanzhangquyi。”
zhaonuannuanlengleyixia，likekudegengxiong：“wo...wojiushixiangbangdajiabashujuzuopiaoliangdian...”
“gongsixuyaorongzi，xuyaohaokandeshuju，wozheidoushiweilegongsihao...”
laobanfanzaodihuishou：“biekule！”
takanxianglijingli：“shichangbuhuale1000wan，jiuzheigejieguo？”
lijingligangyaojieshi，zhaonuannuanyoushuohuale：“wangzong，wojuedebushiqiandewenti，shicelvewenti。”
“哦？”
“ninkan，”tadakaippt，“wofenxileyixia，womendeguanggaotaibaoshoule。”
“yinggaishuowomenyou1yiyonghu，zheiyangcainengxiyingengduorenxiazai。”