bayuededidougewaiyanre，jiebiandefaguowutongxiangjingzhideyouhua，jieshangdexingrenhenshao，renmendoubuyueertongdeduojinleyoukongdiaodeshinei。
riliaodianmenbiandefenglingxiangqi，qingcuideshengyintingqilaigewaishushi。
aibaozoujindianmen，chunjiaoguazheyisiqianxiaoduifuwushengshuo：“nihao，qingwensongxianshengdingdeweizizainaer？”
“小姐这边请。”
fuwushengdaizhetazoujinyijianbaofang，zaicixiangtazuolege“qing”deshoushi。
aibaotuoxiaxiezizoujinqu，zhengqiaojianyigenanrenpantuizuozaizhuobian。
tadechenshanxiuzisuiyidewanqi，luchumaisedexiaobei，shouzhigujiefenming，ganjinghaokan，zheihuierzhengnazhechabei。
这手真好看！
aibaorenbuzhuzaixinlizantanleyiju。
xiangshangkanqu，tadezuichunyouxiebo，bilianggaoting，yishuangtaohuayanshensuiliaoren，jianmeinongmi，etouyehenbaoman。
长相十分！
aibaomomodijitadalegefen。
“guxiaojiezhangoulema？”qinbingxunjianzheixiaoyatouzhanzaimenbiandongyebudong，buzijuedezhouqilemeitou。
aibaoyouxiegangadeqingleqingsangzi，guiguijujudeguizuozaizhuobian，ranhou......jixukanta。
tiandiliangxin，takejuebushiweileziji！
jintiandaitiguimilaixiangqin，tabixudehaohaokankanzheigeren，yimianzijianeishaguniangyurenbushu！
tazaikanta，tatongyangyezaikanta。
gangkandaoaibaojinlai，qinbingxundediyifanyingjiushi......zheiyatouchengnianlema？
tadepifugewaibai，neiyitoushenzongsedejuanfachuidaoyaojian，bazhangdadexiaolianershangdaizhexiexuyingerfei，dayanjingyuanliuliude，bizizuibadouhenxiaoqiao，hetazheigexiaoxiaoderenhenda。
ruguotagangcaibushizijizoujinlaide，qinbingxunzhendeyaohuaiyishibushisheibachuchuanglidebabiwawabaizaizheierle。
“nichengnianle？”qinbingxunweizhouzhemeimao，zhongyurenbuzhuwenchulexinlideyihuo。
aibaoyileng，zhongyuhuiguoshenlai，diantouyingxia，**dexiaozuikaikaihehe，bazijidelaiyishuodegewaimingbai。
“buhaoyisisongxiansheng，woshiaibao，leqingjintianshengbingle，danshitatebiezaiyihenindexiangqin，suoyijiuweituowolaidangmianxiangnindaoqian！”
“aibao？”qinbingxunqingtiaoletiaomeishao，“neigeai？”
“ng！”aibaodianlediantou，yandiyoulengmangyishanerguo。
tajiubuwenwenguleqingshengbingdeshiqing？
qinbingxunrengjiushiyifumanbuzaiyideyangzi，tashunshounaguoyibiandechahu，daolebeichatuidaotademianqian：“cheng，sheilaidouxing，yebiebailai，chigefanzaizou。”
“sheilaidouxing？”aibaozhouqilemeitou，buguoxuanjitadezuijiaojiuxiangshangwanqi，luchuleyigetiantiandexiaorong，“kanlaisonggongzixiangqindoushianpizoude。”
ng，tahaizhencaiduile，zijineisunyouxiangqin，zhenjiushilunpide。
qinbingxundianlediantou：“ng，zenmele？”
tingletazheihua，aibaodelianzhongyuwanquanluolexialai——
鉴定结束！渣男！
“qishijintianwoshi......”
qinbingxunyijuhuahaimeishuowan，jiuganjueyizhenchaxiangpumianerlai。
真的是扑面。
aibaoyibeichapochu，keshiyididoumeilangfei，jinshupozaileqinbingxundelianshang。
“渣男！”
aibaoqihuhudeshuochulezijidejueduan，zhuaqizijidebaobaojiulikailebaojian。
qinbingxunzuzulenglesanmiao，caitaishoumoqulelianshangdechazi。
zheibabiwawa，shihuoyaozuodeba？
bushidoushuoaijiadexiaogongzhuwenroushanliangtianzhenkeaima？！
daodishinagexiazidechudejielun？
tagangxiangshuozijijintianshishitixiongdilaixiangqinde，jiranlianggedangshirendoubuzai，neijiucouhechidunfanzaizou，yeshengdebaipaoyitang。
他怎么就是渣男了？
xianzaidangzhanandouzheimerongyilema？
qinbingxuncaqulianshangcanyudechashui，heizheyizhanglianzouchulebaojian。
aibaoqihuhudezouchufandian，jingzhishangletingzailubiandebaisemashaladi。
sijikandaotazheimekuaichulaiyeshiyileng，budengtafawen，aibaoyijingkailekou：“huiqinfang。”
shuowan，taguzhexiaolianerfanchushouji，botongleguleqingdedianhua。
“wei，baobao，nizenmezheimekuaia？”guleqingyikanzheidianhuajiujuedejibeifahan，aibaojinmenzhiqianjitadalegedianhua，zheihaibudaowufenzhongjiuchulaile，lianggerenpashiliansanjuhuadoumeishuowanba？
aibaoqinghengleyisheng：“leqing！wogaosuni！songjinghejiushigezhanan！niqianwanqianwanqianwanbuyaozailita！neijiushigesawangbuyude！tajingranhaiyoulianchengrenzijixiangqinshilunpicilaide！”
guleqingdezuijiaoweiweichouchuleyixia，qingtanlekouqishuo：“suoyinijiu......”
aibaoyilianzhengyilinran，weiyangzhexiabayouxiejiaoaodeshuo：“suoyiwojiuyibeichapodaotalianshang，suanshitiguangdameizichukoueqi！”
aibaoqingshukouqi，ganjuezijixintoudehuoqixiaojianlebushao。
“weishenmemeizimenxinzhongwenrunruyudebaimawangzizainiyanzhonghuishigezhananni？”guleqingqingshengdiguzhe，zuihouhaishiyaoleyaotou，duiaibaoshuo，“neibaobao，wozheihuierhaiyoudianershi，wanxieshihouwoquzhaoni。”
“好哒！”
guaduandianhua，guleqingkanxiangzijishenbianzuozhedemeifuren，shouzuwucuodedixialetou：“bomuduibuqi，kenengshiwoyongcuofangfale，baobaotaduisonggongzidediyiyinxianghenbuhao，haishuotashi......zhanan。”
sumengdeshouzhiqinganzhezijidetaiyangxue，tanlekouqiyouyoudeshuo：“yebuguaini，baobaozheihaiziyixiangburangwoshengxin，yaoshizhijierangtaquxiangqin，tabachengyaobaxiangqinyantuijini。”
guleqingzuodebizhi，muguangchuixiajinjindidingzhezijidexigai，liankandoubugankansumengyiyan。
tashiaibaozuihaodepengyou，zhibuguo......shisumenganpaijiaibaodepengyou。
gujiayifuaijiashengcun，tayezhinengtingsumengdehua。
tacongxiaoheaibaoyiqizhangda，lianggerendeganqingshizhende，dangujiaxudekaozheaijiayeshizhende。
henduoshihou，guleqingdoujuedehenfanmen。
sumengdeqingxiaoshengdaduanleguleqingdesixu：“shile，guoxierizishinigegedeshengriba？nimennianqingrenjuzaiyiqichuhaiwanwan，yinggaitingbucuode。”
guleqingxiaojizhuomisidediantou：“haodebomu，wozhidaogaizenmezuole。”
“ng，quba。”sumenghuilehuishou，shiyiguleqingkeyizoule。
dengguleqingzouhou，sumengkanzhezijineicongbaisidexianzhangzhijia，youyiciqingxiaoqilai。
taruoyousuosideziyanziyuzhe：“shenmezhananbuzhanande，baobaozenmehaishineimetianzhenna，neikeshisongjiadeweiyijichengren，weiyi......bubishenmedouzhongyao？”
youchenmolehaoyihuier，sumengchaoguanjiazhaolezhaoshou：“qu，zaisongshipangbianjiangebolihuafangjierxiaojiezuoqinfang，yiqianneigefeidiaobuyaoyongle。”
guanjiachuizheyanyingxia：“shi，furen。”
sumengdezuijiaoshangyang，qingminlekoukafei，chunjiaodexiaoxiangdaozibanfengli：“baobaoa，songjinghezheigenvxuwoyaodingle，nizuihaoguaiyidianer，buyaobimamaduiniyongjiduanshouduanna。”