同时穿越:从回雁楼开始吃瓜第18章

muyerenzhexuexiao,xunlianchang。

yangguangconggaokongsaluozaicaochangshang,jinhuangdeguanghuiluozaishaonianmendelianshang,yedianliangletamenyanzhongshangweibeixianshimopingdereqingyudouzhi。

“xiayichang,yuzhibozuozhuduixuanwomingren!”

yilukazhanzaixunlianchangzhongyang,dashengxuanbu,shengyinzhongchongmanleyirujiwangdegongzhengyureqing。

“zuozhu,zheiyiciwoyidinghuiyingde!”

xuanwomingrentadashengrangrangzhe,fangfoyaorangzhenggemuyedoutingjian。

heng,shangcishujitazhishiyiwai!zheiciwoyidingyao……

“切。”

yuzhibozuozhulenghengyisheng,shuangshouchadou,manbujingxindizoushangqian。tashenqingdanmo,yanzhongmeiyouyisiqingxubodong,zhishiyongyuguangsaolemingrenyiyan,fangfozaikanyigechaonaodechongzi。

“佐助君好帅!”

chunyeyingshuangshouwoquan,yanzhongshanzhexingguang,lianjiafuxianxiusedehongyun,jihuyaojiang“shaonvxin”sangezixiezailianshang。

“zuozhujiayou!”jingyeyegenzhehan,yuqizhongdaizheyigujingzhengyiwei,yindeqitanvshengfenfenfuhe,xunlianchangshunjianchengleyuzhibozuozhudeyingyuanxianchang。

chutianzhanzairenqunbianyuan,shouzhibuandijiaozaiyiqi,lianjiafanhong。tadezuichunqingqingrudong,shengyinxiruowenying:“mingrenjun……jiayou……”

yunzhezhanzaiyipang,lianshangdaizhexiexuwuqudeshense。zheigeshihoudexuanwomingrenwanwanquanquanbushiyuzhibozuozhudeduishou,zheiyichangzhandouyidianxuanniandoumeiyou。

erzhanzaitashenbiandeluwandazhehaqian,yanshenlansan:“mafansile……haibururangwohuiqushuijue。”

“mingrenzheijiahuoyouzaishuodahua!”

yaliezuixiaozhe,lianshangxiemanlebuxie。

“wang!”chiwanzaitahuaizhongjiaoleyisheng,haoxiangzaifuhezhurendehua,weibahuanglehuang。

“开始!”

yilukayishenglingxia,mingrenlvxianchongchu,jiaobujicu,kouzhonggaohu:“zuozhu,kanzhao!”tahuiwuzhequantou,zhibenduifangerqu。

danzuozhuzhishiqingqingyiceshen,duoguolemingrendezhengmiangongji,suihouyigezhoujizhuangzaimingrendefubu,mingrenlikewuzheduziwanxiayao,haimeilaidejifanying,jiubeizuozhuyijiaotifeilechuqu,zaidishanggunleliangquancaitingxia。

“waaaa!”mingrentonghuyisheng,pazaidishang,biqinglianzhong。

xunlianchangxiangqiyizhenqingxiaosheng,bushaoxueshengyanzuitouxiao。chunyeyinghejingyequebujianreqing,yijiuweizuozhuhecai,errixiangchutianzejinzhangdikanzhemingren,yanshenchongmandanyou。

yilukakuaibushangqian,jiangmingrenfuqilai:“nimeishiba?”

“wo……wohainengda!”mingrenyaozheya,jueqiangdixiangyaozhanqilai,dantuiquebutingshihuandiyiruan,youzuohuidishang。

yilukawunaidiyaotou:“zheichangzuozhusheng。”

mingrendizhetou,quantouwojin,yanshenliquemeiyoujusang,fanerduoleyizhongjueqiangdeguangmang。

“zongyouyitian,wohuiyingde!”tayaoyadao,shengyinbuda,queyichangjianding。

zuozhukanletayiyan,meishuoshenme,zhishilenghengyisheng,zhuanshenhuidaolezijideduiwu。

“xiayizu——yunzheduinailiangluwan!”

yilukadeshengyinzaicixiangqi,xunlianchangshangdeqifenweiweiyidun,xuduoyuanbenhaizaidishengyilunmingrenhezuozhuzhandoudexueshengfenfentaiqitou,chaochangzhongwangqu。

“是云哲哎!”

“他要出场了!”

yiqunnvshengdunshiyanqianyiliang。

yunzhezairenxiaodechengjiyizhiminglieqianmao,zaijiashangtaneizhangqingjundelianhedanrandeqizhi,queshihenshouhuanying。

“云哲加油!”

“加油啊云哲君!”

“啊,好帅啊!”

nvshengmendeyingyuanshengciqibifu,shenzhilianjingyehechunyeyingdoutoutouwangzheibiankanlejiyan。

“kee!”mingrenyilianxianmudikanzheshouhuanyingdeyunzhe,tayexiangxiangyunzheyiyangshounvhaizihuanying。

erluwanzeshiyifukunaodebiaoqing,songzhejian、shuangshouchadou,xiangshibeituolaiganhuoyiyang。tayibusantandizoushangchang,dazhehaqian:“mafansile……”

liangrenzhanding,yilukakanlekanliangren,zhengzhongdao:“zhunbei——kaishi!”

duanduanlianggeziluoxiadeyishunjian,xunlianchangyishijiananjinglexialai,zhongrenmuguanghuijuzailiangweishaonianshenshang。

“我认输。”

luwanjuqishou,yilianlansandishuodao。

“欸?”

xianchangyipianhuaran,lianyilukadoulengleyixia。

“luwan,nilianshidoubushiyixia?”yilukayouxiebujie。

“suanle,taimafanle。fanzhengwoyedabuguota。”luwantanlekouqi,mantuntundizouxiachang。zhijuegaosuta,yunzhebiyuzhibozuozhuqiang

“doushiwentixuesheng……”yilukaxinleidikanzhezouhuirenqundeluwan,talvexianwunaiditanlekouqi:“haoba,zheiyichangyunzhesheng。”

jiexialaibianshiya、jingyedengqitaxueshengzhandou,zheigeshihoudajiadouhenzhinen,zhandouqiecuojiuheguojiajiayiyang。

bishijieshuhou,yunzhejingzhizouxiangzhengzaizhenglijiludeyiluka。

“yilukalaoshi,woxiangshenqingxuexixinderenshu。”tayuqipingwen,yanshenqingchejianding,mianduizhongmukuikuizhixiahaowuweiju。

yilukayileng,kanzheyunzhedeyanshendaizhejifenyouyu:“yunzhe,niyezhidaode,renxiaojieduan,dajiazhuyaoshidahaojichu。xinrenshuxuyaoxunxujianjin,bunengtaiji……”

“wozhidao。”yunzhedianlediantou,meiyouzhengbian,zhishipingjingdihoutuiyibu,ranhoudanshoujieyin。

“分身术。”

“peng”deyishengqingxiang,sangeyutayimoyiyangdefenshenshunjianchuxian。

haiweidengyilukafanyingguolai,yunzhezaicijieyin:“tishenshu。”

shenyingyishan,tayuwumiwaidemuzhuangshunjianjiaohuanweizhi,sudukuaidejihuliuxiacanying。zuihoushibianshenshu——tahuazuoyilukademoyang。

sanshenshudezhanshixingyunliushui,yiqihecheng。changbiandexueshengmendoukandaile,zuozhudeyanzhongshanguoyisiyayi,jiulianluwanyetingxialedahaqiandedongzuo。

这家伙……

luwanmiqiyanjing,jichurenshudewanchengdujuranzheimegao?

“haolihai!”xuanwomingrenzantandao。

yilukawangzhechangzhong,shensefuza。tajiaoshuduonian,jianguobushaoyoudengsheng,kexiangzheiyangjiangsanshenshuyunyongderucixianshudepingminxuesheng,haizhenshitouyihui。

“laoshi,wokeyixuexixinderenshulema?”yunzheshengyinhenpingjing,quetouzheyiguburonghushidejianding。

zuoweimeiyoujiazubeijingdepingminrenzhe,renxiaoshitahuoquzhishideweiyitujing。suiranzheilibuhuijiaoshoushenmegaoshendemishu,dannengduoxueyidianjiuduoxueyidian。

“……haoba。”yilukaqingtanyisheng,zuijiaoweiweiyangqi,“jiranniyijingjiangjichuzhangwodezheimelaogu,yebushibunengtiqianxueyidianxinde。”

“dajiadoukandaoleba!”tashengyinbagao,mianxiangquanban,“zheijiushidahaojichuzhihoudexiaoguo,nimenyexiangbianqiangma?”

xueshengmendunshisaodongqilai,youxiexingfen,youxiexianmu,haiyourenjushouxiangyaochangshimofang。

yilukayushixuanbu:“jintianjiujidajiajiangjiang《shunshenshu》dejichujiegou,yuanyixuedekeyitingyiting,buxiangxuedeyebiedaoluan。”

tazoudaochangdizhongyang,danshoujieyin,dongzuobujibuhuan,shengyinqingxi:“shunshenshudeguanjianzaiyuchakeladejingzhunkongzhiyujizhongshifang,suduyaokuai、liuchang、bukeduan。xiangzheiyang——”

“yin—xu—shen—shen—si—wu!”

huayingangluo,tadeshenyingyishan,fangfopingkongxiaoshi,zaichuxianshi,yijingzaishijimikaiwai。

“哇!!”

“好快!”

“zheijiushirenzhedegaojijiqiaoma?!”

yishijian,xunlianchanghuaran。

yunzhemizheyan,jingjingkanzheyilukadeyanshi,naohaizhongfangfoziranerranfuxianchushunshenshudechakelaliudonglujing、baofashidenengliangjiezou。neiyike,tashenzhibuxuyaoshiyan,bianyijing“mingbai”le。

tashensepingjing,shuangshoutaiqi,shizhiruxingyunliushuibanjieyin——​“wei-si-yin”​。

xiayimiao,tadeshenyingzhouranxiaoshi,zaichuxianshi,yizhanzaiyilukashenpang,zhenggeguochengliuchangdefangfohuxibanziran。

全场寂静。

“……zhei……zheibushicaigangjiaowan?”yilukaweizhangzhezui,xiayishidikanlekangangcaicaijiangwandejiangyi。

tajiaolezheimeduonianrenshu,congweijianguoyourenzhikanyibianjiunengwanmeifukeshunshenshu,shenzhilianchakeladebodongdoukongzhiderucijingzhun!

buzhishiyilukalengzhule,lianqitaxueshengyeyiliannanyizhixin。

zheijiahuo……jingranyicijiuchenggongle?

yuzhibozuozhuzhouqilemei,shuangyanweiweimiqi,xindishoucishengqiyizhongmingwei“jingti”deqingxu。tazifutianfu,shiyuzhiboyizudejiaoao,keyunzhequezaiwushengzhong,dapoletadexinlipingheng。

erxuanwomingrenzedaidaidizhangdazui,banshangcaibiechuyiju:

“可恶!”

tadeshengyinlihunzazhexianmuhebugan。

weishenme……weishenmeyunzhenengzheimeqingsongjiuxuehui?

“wa!yunzhehaolihai!”jingyeheyingjihushiyikoutongsheng。

“tagangcaihaoshuaia……”younvshengpengzhelian,yanjingdouliangle。

luwanrouleroutaiyangxue:“zhenshigemafandejiahuo……tianfuhaodeguofen。”

erzheiyiqie,duiyuyunzhelaishuo,quebuguoshilisuodangran。

tayuanbenjiuyongyoujigaodexuexinengli,napameiyouxuemaixianjie,pingjiezuidingjidewuxingyuchakelakongzhili,yenengzaipingminchushenzhongtuoyingerchu。

zaijiashanglaiziqitashijiedewuwei“yunzhe”detongbujingyanyutianfu,taxianzaidebenzhi,zaoyiyuanyuanchaochuleputong“tiancai”defanchou。

“haolahaola!”yilukahuiguoshen,lianmanghuishouweichizhixu,zuijiaoqueyabuzhuxiaoyi,“suiranyouxierenxuedetebiekuai,danqitarenyebiezheji,renshudexuexiyaoxunxujianjin。lai,xiayiweishanglaishishikan。”

yuzhibozuozhuwangzheyunzheneigancuililuodeshunshenshu,muguangweining,xinzhongyiguqiangliedebuganyouranersheng。

“wokeshiyuzhiboyizudetiancai,zenmekeneng……beitabixiaqu?”

tayaojinyaguan,shuangshoumengranjieyin,yanshenzhongtouzheyigujueqiangyuhaosheng。

“yin、xu、shen……si、wu!”

chakelashunzhejingluobenyongerchu,tajiaoxiayichen,mengdixiangqiantachuyibu——

“唰!”

quebingweixiaoshi。shenxingyuandiyidun,shenzhiweiweiliangqiangleyixia。

失败了。

duanzandechenmozhihou,xunlianchangshangbaofachuyizhenxiaoxiaodesaodong。

“佐助也没成功?”

“juranlianyuzhibozuozhudoubuxing……”

yishijian,zhongrenkanxiangyunzhedemuguangzhongduoleyicengfuzadeyiwei,buzaizhishixianmu,shenzhijiazazhenanyiyanyudejingwei。

zuozhuchuizhetou,quantouhuanhuanzuanjin,zhijiefabai。taganshoudaolexiuchigan,zheizhongqingxuguoquzhizaitamianduigegeyuzhiboyoushicaichuxianguo。

tahuanhuantaitou,kanxiangzhanzaibuyuanchuyundanfengqingdeyunzhe,neishuangqiheiyanmoupingjingerqingche,meiyouyisideyiyutiaoxin,zhengyinweiruci,fandaorangzuozhudeneixinyufazaodong。

“可恶……”

zuozhuyaoyadiyu,fangfozheishiduizijishuodeshiyan。

chunyeyingjianzhuangyebuganluohou,likekaishimofangjieyin,jiezheshijingye、zhinai、ya……fangfobeijiqidouzhiban,zhenggebanjidexueshengfenfenchangshi。

然而无一成功。

……

huoyingdalou,huoyingbangongshi。

shuijingqiuzhong,yingzhaochuxunlianchangshangzhinenquechongmanhuolideshenying。

sandaihuoyingyuanfeirizhanzuozaibangongzhuoqian,shouzhongdeyandouhuanhuantuntuzhebaiwu,canglaodelianshangfuxianchuyimocixiangdexiaoyi。

“zhenshiyiqunchongmanhuolidexiaojiahuoa……”

tamuguangwenhedizhushizheshuijingqiu,kanzhemingrenzazahuhudiweitongbanjiayou,zuozhuyilianbuxiedizhanzaiyipang,xiaoyinghejingyehaizaiweigangcaidebishidouzui……

“年轻真好啊……”

rizhandeyanzhongshanguoyisihuainian,fangfokandaolejishinianqiandeziji,yijitadejigedizixiaoshihoudemoyang。

dangkandaoyunzhezhikanyibianjiuwanmeishizhanshunshenshushi,rizhandeshouzhiweiweiyizhan,yanhuisusuluoxia。

这种天赋……

tadesixubuyouzizhudipiaohuishushinianqian。neishihou,tayecengzhanzaixunlianchangshang,kanzhezijidesangedizidashewan、gangshou、zilaiye,zairenshushangzhanxianchujingrendecaineng。

dashewandangnian……yeshizheibanjingcaijueyana。

huiyizhongdehuamianyushuijingqiuneidejingxiangzhongdie,rizhandeyanzhongshanguoyisifuza。

jiezhe,tadenaohaizhongyoufuxianchulingyigeshenying——jinfalanmou,xiaorongwennuanerzixin。

tongyangshipingminchushen,tongyangtianfuzhuojue,nianjiqingqingbianyi“huangseshanguang”zhimingweizhenrenjie,zuizhongchengweisidaimuhuoying。

yunzhezheihaizi……heshuimendaoshiyouxiexiangsi。

rizhancanglaodemianrongshangfuxianchuyimoshensi。tahuanhuantuchuyikouyan,muguangjianjianjianding。

huoxu……muyexuyaoyigexinde“tiancai”le。

zicongshuimenxisheng,dashewanpantao,muyedegaoduanzhanlichuxianleduanceng。yuzhiboyizumiezu,tuanzangdegenbuyouguoyujijin。ruguofangrenbuguan,weilaidemuyekongpa……

rizhandeshouzhiqingqingqiaojizhuomian,zuochulejueding。