“shenme？nijiehunle？！”wangzhurenshengyindoubiandejianxiqilai。
lumandiantou：“shidewangzhuren，yijinglingguozhengle，guoduanshijianhuijubanhunli。”
“luman！nishualaoziwanni！bushihaodaidedongxi！zongyounihouhuideyitian！”wangzhurenpokoudama，zhijiebadianhuajiguale。
lumanwusuoweidesonglesongjianbang，qingheng：“laose.lang！”
bashoujifangbaoli，qizhetadexiaodianlvhuilezhensuo，haoyousinuoyanzhengzaijibingrenzhazhenshuye。
zuijinliugan，ganmaoderenbijiaoduo。
yaobushiqulingzheng，tayebuhuibahaoyouyigerenrengzaizhensuomanghuo。
talijiquxishouxiaoduhuanleyifukaishimanghuo，zhidaoguole12dianban，caichedimangwan。
“a，wodeyao~zhongyukeyixiexiyixiale~”sinuoyanleidezhibuqiyao，zhijiekaozailezijizuozhendeyizishang。
lumanquxilexishou，xunwenzhesinuoyan：“yanyan，wohuilaideshihoumailemiantiao，zhongwuchiyangchunmianba？”
lumanyouyishouhaochuyi，sinuoyangenzhemeishaoxiangkoufu。
“haodemanman，zhendetaiainile~woqujinidaxiashou~”
sinuoyanshuozhejiuyaoqishenqubangmang，beilumanzhizhi：“nijintianyigerenmanghuoleneimejiu，leihuaile，shunbiankanzheqianbian，miantiaohaozuo，henkuaijiuhaole。”
sinuoyanyishuangmeimouxiaochengleyitiaofeng：“manmanaini，mememe~”
lumanlaidaohoubianxiaochufang，xianbashuishaoshang，ranhoudongzuoxianshudexiqingcaizhunbeigezhongshicai，ershifenzhong，liangwanxiangpenpendeyangchunmianjiuchuguole。
sinuoyanlachuxiaofanzhuohexiaoyizi，bangmangduanmian。
dengliangrenzuoxiakaichi，lumanbazijishoujidakaiwangsinuoyanmianqianyibai。
zheng‘ciliu’leyidakoumiantiaodesinuoyanyanyixie，dangkandaohuamianshangdezhaopianshi，qiangdechadianxiangnian25sui。
“咳咳咳！”
sinuoyanfengkuangkesou，kedeliangyanleihua。
lumanmangqishenqubangtapaibeishunqi：“nihaishixiaohaizima？chifanyenengbeiqiang？”
sinuoyanhuanlehaoyihuiercaishunguoleqi，taishoumolebabeiqiangchulaideyanleijinghu：“woqu！lumanman！nishibushixiangwoyingnianzaoshia！
nijintianjingranshiqulingzhengjiehunle？！”
lumandeshenghuohendandiao，shangxuedeshihou，liangdianyixian。
kailezhensuoyijiuliangdianyixian，rangshenweihaoyoudesinuoyanhenshipeifu，zongshuotashifoxinvsheng。
jintianzaoshanglumanjitadadianhuashuoyoushi，wanyidianlaizhensuo，tahaiyiweishihelumanjiejieyouguan，meichengxiang，jingshilumanzijipaoqulingzhengle！
lumandiantou：“ng，tajiushitangnainaidedasunzi，wotongyitangnainaideqingqiule。”
“a？”sinuoyanaleyisheng，dangjinaqishoujiqukanjiehunzhengshangdezhaopian，yikanzhixia，buyoujinghu：“manman，tazhangdetingshuaima。”
lumanjiuletangnainaideshi，sinuoyanshizhidaode，yinweitangnainaizonglaijilumansonghaochidetayegenzhecenglebushao。
“ng，biwoxiangxiangzhonghaotaiduo。”lumanhuida，xinxiaquexiang，tangyurenyehenleng，nanyijiejin。
“zhishimanman，nijintianjiuhetajianleyicimianjiujiehun，zheiyanghuibuhuitaicaolvle？”
bijinghunyinshidashi，bukeerxi。
lumanwusuoweidexiaolexiao：“fanzhengjiushidahuoguorizima，zheiyangwojieyenengfangxin。”
lumandejiejieluyun，sinuoyanyechangjian，yezongtinglumantiqijialideshi，zhidaolumandejiefuxianqilumanzonggenzhetamenyiqishenghuo，qianbujiuhaiyinweilumandachaoleyijia。
“manman，ruguonixiangcongluyunjiejialibanchulai，dakebanquwoneiliya，zenmenengzheimegenyigemoshengnanrenlinglezhengni？
suirantazhangdeshuai，yougongzuo，ketazheimedasuishuhaimeijiehun，huibuhuishirenpinyouwenti？”
xianzaixihuanbaolinvhaizidenanrenkeduole，youqishineixiezhangdeshuaide，gengshibian.tai，sinuoyanjiushipalumanyudaoyigezheiyangderen。
lumanxianglexiang：“woyaoshibanqunineili，wojiegengbuhuitongyile，yanyan，zheishiniyaobangwobaomi，bunengrangtazhidaowoshiyinweipatahejiefuchaojiacaisuibianzhaogenanrenjiehunde。
erqie，niyezhidao，neigewangzhuren，zongshiduiwojiuchanbuxiu，zheixiajiejuelelianggedamafan，tinghaode。”
sinuoyanwunai：“haoba，nilaogongtazainamaidefangzi？”
“binhedicheng，tingtangnainaishuo，jiushiweilejiehunzhunbeide。”
“neilikeshigaodangxiaoquni，juliwomendianliyebusuantaiyuan。”
“ng，tajintianbayaochijiwole，yanyan，dengxiawubutaimangdeshihouwohaiyaohuiqubazheijianshigaosuwojie，ranhoujiucongwojieneilibanchulaile。”
“meiwenti，xuyaobangmangma？”
“buyong，woyemeishenmedongxi。”
“那好吧。”
sinuoyanxinxiayouxiexiaodiluo，zaozhidaolumanxiangjiehun，tabatajialineixietanggejieshaojitale，helumanzuolezheimeduoniandepengyou，shenzhilumanderenpin，chulejiashifangmian，tazhendeshiyigeshaoyoudehaonvhai。
xiawusansidianbutaimang，lumanqizhezijidexiaodianlvhuilejiejiejiali。
jiejiesuozaixiaoquyebulai，yinweijiefuchenlinxiashouzaobianyi，xianzaizhangjiadouzhangfengle，shenbianxuduorendouxianmu，zhengyinruci，jiehunzhihou，chenlinyuefajiaoaobubajiejiefangzaiyanli。
shanglelou，tanachuyaochikailemen。
shineijingqiaoqiaode，bingmeiyoutingdaowaishengdeshengyin，xiangbishishuijuele，daoshichufangneibianchuanlaidingdingdangdangdeshengxiang。
tazouxiangchufang，guorankandaojiejiezhengzaixiwanshuaguo。
luyuntingdaoshengyinzhuanshenlaikan，kandaoshilumanhenshichayi：“manman，nizenmezheigedianhuilaile？zhensuobushitingmangdema？”
meimeibuxiangqudayiyuanshangban，luyunsuijuewanxi，danyezunzhongtadexuanze，bijingtamendefuqinjiushixiangcunliyoumingdezhensuodafu。
erqiemeimeizaiyixuefangmiandetianfushisuilefuqin，zaijiashangmeimeizijiyezhengqi，hehaoyouyiqikaileyijiazhensuoyesuanliwenlejiaogen。
congquniandaoxianzaibannianshijian，henduodalaoyuanpaoquzhensuokanbingde，doushuotameimeineilikandehao，yaoyeling。
“jie，nixianquzuoxiaxiexi，wolaishua。”
lumanshuozhe，jiubajiejieladaoyibian，zijiliaoqilexiuzi。
suishuojiejiebushangbanzaijiakanhaizi，kekanhaiziyouduoxinku，jiefuchenlinshitihuibudaode。
kanhaizizuojiawuzhendebishangbanhaixinku，jiusuanruci，yebeijiefuhaiyougongposhuobushangban，zhengtianjiuzhidaozaijiaxiangfu，shenshouxiangtajiefuyaoqian。
享福？
听起来就很可笑！