diyizhangmeinv，niyaodaodameile！
洛城，皇尊酒店。
“wei，xingxing，laopo，kuaixingxing，taiyangdoushaidaopigule。”
jiudianfangjianzhong，toufahaoxiangjiwoyiyangdeliyuntianguangzheshangshenzuozaichuangbian，shouqingqingpaidazhezhengzaishuijuedeyiweinvzideliandan。
neinvziyouzheruyuyibandepifu，heyizhangqingguoqingchengdejuesemianrong，haoxiangtianshangxiannvyiban。
erqie，gengrangrenhenanrenxingfendeshi，neinvzizishiyaoraoditangzaichuangshang，shenshangsuiyipizhebeizi，taneibainendexiaotuiyijiyourendeshenti，douruoyinruoxiandeluzaiwaimian。
满园春色，盖不住。
“laopo，xingxinga，zuowanmingmingwozuileia！”
李云天有些无语。
dekuitacongxiaojiuxiulian，buranzuowanfeidezhezaizheichuangshangbuke！
erqiegengzhongyaodeshitashouleershiniandetongzishenmeile！
buguo，qingxingdeshi，tazheicixiashanzuizhongyaodeyigerenwuwanchengle。
这波，血赚！
“嗯哼。”
cishi，chuangshangdenvzichuanchuyishengqingyin，ranhouhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan，yanshenshanguoyisimimang。
yanqianmoshengdehuanjing，moshengdenanren。
等等！
yeqianyuyanshenmengdiqingxing，ranhoubiaoqingjingkong，cierdeshengyincongtazuilifachu。
“aaa！chouliumang，niduiwozuoleshenme？”
yeqianyuzhuajinbeizi，jiangzijiquanshenbaoguo，yibiandahanyibianyuanliliyuntian。
“xu！laopo，biehanle，mingmingshiniduiwozuoleshenmecaiduia，zuowankeshinizhudongde。”
liyuntianshuodao，youxiewuyu，zuowanzijigangzhaodaoduifang，jieguojiubeiqiangtuile。
“wocaishizuishouleideren，xinkuleyiwanshang，jieguohaibeinimaliumang，nizheihuashuodehenmeiliangxina。”
“shenme？womeiliangxin？nihundan！nizheirenzha，nizenmebuqusi！”
yeqianyumeimounuhuo，kanzheliyuntianxinlichongmanlehenyi。
tacongxiaojieshenzihao，meitanguolianai，duizijidediyicigengshiwubikanzhong，kesheixiangdao，zuowanjingranbeiyanqianzheimoshengnanzijiduozoule。
xiangdaozheiertaxinlichongmanlehouhui，zuowanjiubuyinggaihejiude，buranyebuhuibianchengxianzaizheiyang。
“laopo，nizheihuajiugengmeiliangxinle，zuowannibutingdijiaowolaogong，niwangle？wobenlaishijujuede，kesheixiangdaonizheimezhudong。”
liyuntiankaikou，yuqishenzhiyouyixiezeguai。
“aaa！nibizui！nihushuo！hundan！nihundan！biehanwolaopo！”
yeqianyujimangdahan，lianshangguamanleishui。
taxiangqilaile，zuowanzijitouhunnaozhang，danyouyixiejinglihaishijiyiyouxinde。
yanqianzheinanzimeishuohuang，tashizhudongdeyifang。
xiangdaozheier，yeqianyuxinlizhuakuang，kudelihuadaiyu，xinliwubidehuihen。
为什么？
zijizuowanweihebiandeneimedetaoyan，biandeneimedebuzhixiuchi！
xujiuzhihou，yeqianyuzhongyulengjingxialai，shiyizhici，kushimeiyongle，dexiangbanfabaipingzheijianshi。
bijing，taqianguadetaiduole，xuyaonulizhuanqian，yanghuodidimeimeimen。
suoyi，jishizaoyuzheimedadebiangu，tadouyaonulizhenzuoqilai。
tashiyeqianyu，xinshengdaidanghonggexing，wanzhongzhumu。
kepingriliguangxianlianglideta，shijishangyeshigekelianderuonvzi。
tajueduibunengrangzheijianshichuanchuqu，yingxiangtaxianzaidefazhan！
“wobaoliyouyizhangka，mimakahaohouliuwei，xianzai，ninashangtalimajiwogun。”
yeqianyumeimoubinglengdipiexiangliyuntian，ranhoujixushuodao。
“zuowanshangdeshi，woxiwangchulezheigemenzhihou，niwodouwangjita，nengzuodaoma？”
“neng！buxing，wobunengzou。”
liyuntianshuodao，lianmangjujue，haoburongyizhaodaozijidetianmingzhennvjiuzheiyangmeile，zheizenmenengxing？
erqie，naqianrangtagun，gezheierwurusheini？
“heng！shuoba，nixiangyaoduoshaoqian？”
yeqianyuyaoyashuodao，yanshenshanguoyimozichaohehuihen。
xianranyijingliaodaoduifangdehuidale，hedanghonggexingyouleyiyezhiqing，zheimehaodelesuozijidejihui，sheihuiqingyifangguo？
buguotahaishixiangmashangjiejuecishi，xinliyouxieqianyi，zheigeyuejigueryuanzhunbeideshenghuofeipashiyaomeile。
“shenmewoyaoduoshaoqian？meinv，niyiweiwochanineilianggewaigualiezao？yaobushiwominglizhudingheniyouciyijie，niyiweizuowanwohuishuncongni？”
liyuntianyitiaomeishuodao，shenweiwumingshandedangdaitianshi，qiehenyoukenengshidangshiweiyidetianshi，taduiqianmeiyouxingqu。
dangran，yeqianyuneizhongjugaolinxiadetaidurangtayeyouxiebuxi，yaobushiweilewanchengxiashanrenwu，tacaibuhuisuibianjiuheyigemoshengnvzishangchuangde。
benyiweizuotianwanshangyeqianyuduitadezhudongshiyinweiyijianzhongqing，danxianzaikanlai，tazizuoduoqingle。
“什么！你混蛋！”
yeqianyujianjiaoyisheng，shunjianbeiqideliansezhanghong，zhuaqiyipangdezhentoujiurengleguoqu。
“zuowanmingmingshoushangdeshiwo！nizheihundanshuodezheishirenhuama？”
tatangtanggetanxiaotianhou，wanzhongzhumu，zhuitaderenduodeshi，jieguobianyileyanqianzheigeliumang，jingranhaibeiduifangxianqile！
benlai，zuowanshileshenzi，tayinggaishangxin，danxianzai，tayiduziqi！
liyuntianjianzhuangweiweizhoumei，zheinvzihezuowanwanquanjiushilianggeren，wulidehen，guoran，shijiemenshuodedui，shanxiadenvrendoushishanbiande！
“denghuier，meinv，nixiantingxia！”
liyuntianturankanxiangyeqianyu，meitouweizhou，ranhoujixushuodao。
“meinv，niyingtangfahei，meiyunchanshen，nimashangyaodaodameile！”
“什么倒大霉？”
yeqianyuyileng，turanfaxianzijigaizhuxiongqiandebeizibuzhishenmeshihoudiaolexiaqu，dunshiqideyaoyaqiechi，zheihundanhaixiangzailai？dangjidanudao：“hundan！niyaoshizaigandecunjinchi，xinbuxinwolimabaojing！”
liyuntianwenyanwuyu，zheimeinvxiangshani，zijijiusuanshitierenyebunengzheiyanghuihuoa。
“niwuhuile，wodeyisishinizhendeyaodaodameile，hewowuguan，erqiemashangjiuyaodaomei。”
liyuntiankaikou，zhuantoukanxiangfangmen，ranhoudigudao：“san、er、yi！”
“hundan，nifashenmeshenjing？”yeqianyushuodao，zhengzhunbeijixukaikou，dansuizheliyuntiandaoshuwanbi，yishengjuxiangturanxiangqi。
“砰！”
menbeichuaikaile，yiqunrenturanchuangjinfangjian，tongshibansuijicudepaizhaosheng。
“haoa，yeqianyu，xiangbudaonitangtangqingchunyunv，sixialijingranrucixiajian，goudayenanren，nihaodadedanzi！”
yidaojiansuankebodenvzishengyinxiangqi，yuqichongmanlexingzailehuo。
yiweidabandehuazhizhaozhandemeinvzoulejinlai，tadeshenhouzegenzheyiqunbaobiao，shouzhongdounazhexiangjifengkuangdipaishe。