第三章 我来了,麒麟学院!

banianzhihou,8yue31ri,daojiabenzhai。

jintiandebenzhaiyirujiwangdeanjingxianghe。zaiqingchenweilengdekongqizhong,xuenvyibianhengzhexiaodiao,yibianyukuaididasaozhetingyuan。jiangshibanlushangdenituheluoyesaozuoyidui,zaoyidenghouduoshidexiaohuajingmenjimangtaizhebojiyingleshanglai,denglajidousaojinquhou,youqixinxielitailechuqu。

“hu,henhao,jintianzaoshangdegongzuoyeyuanmanjieshule!”xuenvyongkuandadeyixiucazheeshangdebohan,lianshangdexiaorongchongmanzhechaoqi。

“ng,xuenvjintianyeshiyuanqimanmandeni。”

“a~~~~~~!”beihouturancuanchudeshengyinbaxuenvhedemaogusongran,zhuanguoshenquefaxianyuanlaishihaoyou,likenaoxiuchengnu,“juru,niganmaa。laizhiqianzhishaoyaochugeshenga。”

“出了的。”

“胡说!”

“aiyaya~~~,xuenvyidaqingzaodehuoqibuyaozheimedama。xiaoxinzijibazijijironghualee。lingwai,wozhengmingxiaojurushizhendechuleshengdee~~。”jiuweiyijiushiyishenhuohongxinggandebosha,shoushangyaozhemeirentuanshan。

“shaolai,zhiainanrendejiuwei,zhihuirangwozheizhongshaonvchikuide。”xuenvyimiaozhongzhenxiangle,“duile,xianzaiyinggaiyouqidianleba。nimenzenmehaizaizheili,buqujiaoshaoyeqichuangma?”

“shaoyezailaichuang。”juruyijiuditoufankanzhe《shengjing》。

“咦——!”

“nononono,xiaojuru,suiranjiejiewohenxihuanni,danweilewogengxihuandeshaoye,wohaishizhinengshuonicuole。”jiuweiyongtuanshanzhezhukoubi,yilianshenmi,“wogaosunimene,shaoyezheishizaishixingtadezuozhanjihua。”

“zuozhanjihua?”xuenvhenzijuedicouleshangqu,yifu‘kuaigaosuwokuaigaosuwo’debagualian。

“shaoyexiangtongguolaichuanglaicuoguoqilinxueyuandekaixuebaodao,zheiyangtajiunengjixuliuzaibaiguogaozhongle。”jurudao。

“xiaojuru,suiranjiejiehenxihuanni。danshinilaochaiwodetai,jiejiewoyeshihuishengqide!”meinengbaguachenggongdejiuweihenfennu。

“keshi,qilingaozhongkeshiguojiazhongdiana,baiguogaozhongyebuguoshishilidezhongdianeryi。nengshangqilingaozhongdehua,yinggaishigenghaode,shaoyeweishenmebuxiangqua?”xuenvbujie。

“hehe,xuenv,zheinijiubuzhidaoleba。”jiuweiyikanyouyoubaguakeyiba,likeyoucouleshangqu,yiliandegaoshenmoce,“qilingaozhongshiguozhongmeicuo,youmingqiyemeicuo。keshitademingqi,kebushineimehaoe~~~~。mingmingshikaojinshilidegaozhong,yangqizuiwangdediduan,quepianpianxiuzaileju**shang;congjianxiaoqijiubuduanyounaoguideshijianchuanchu;xuexiaolimeitiandouhuichuanchugezhonggeyangdebaozhasheng;meigeyuejiuyaozhongxinzhengxiuyicijiaoxuelou——keyishuo,meiyoubizheigengyingengshagengdudexuexiaole。nishuo,shaoyehuibuhuixiangqua?”jiuweimanyidikanzhexuenvyouhongzhuanbai,wanquanshabaidemiankong。

xuenvyijingwanquanjingdaile,tamengdiyishengjianjiao,rengkaisaozhoujiuwangneiyuanpao,“shaoye,niqianwanbuyaoqua!!!!!!!!!”

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zaineiyuandefangjianli,daohuazhengzaimofangtuoniao,jiangzijidenaodaizhenggebaozaibeizili,nulizhuangshui,chuisizhengzha。erzaiyipang,zaoyiwanquanchengzhangqilaideshifengdaobozhengshifendandingdiyongxichenqidasaozheguangjiankerendediban,haizhuanmenjianggonglvkaidaolezuida,wengwengdezaoyinjihuzhentouletianhuaban。

“shaoye,kuaiqichuang,yaoquxinxuexiaobaodaole。”di101citixing。

“wozhengzaishushuizhong,buyaochaoxingwo。”zhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua。

“shaoye,shushuiderenshibuhuijiehuade。”

“nijiashaoyewotianfuyibing。”

“shaoye,qilinzhongxuezhendetinghaode,nibuyongzheimepaichi。laoyezhuanmenanpainiquneilidushu,kendingshiweilenihaode。”

“shihenhao,juyinbaoxue,bainianyiyu。wozhanzhejinqu,buchusantian,jiudetangzhechulai。”zhangjinglutuandebeizilichuanlaimenmendeshengyin,queyiranbukenlutou。

daobokanzhezheiyangjianjuedeshaoye,muguangyouxieyouli,taxiangdaolebanianqiandeneigeyewan,neishidetahaizhishige9suidexiaohai,shaoyeyecai8sui。zhitingshuoqingfenglingdeshuyaobaodongle,genzhezhongrenganguoqudeshihou,quekanjianlemanshenxianxue、zhongshangchuiweideshaoye。shaoyezhengzhenghunmilelianggexingqicaiqingxingguolai,xinglaizhihouqueduidangwandeshibikoubutan。erqitarenyesanjianqikou。

yuanbenyiweisuizheshaoyeshangkoudehaozhuan,yiqieyedouhuihuifu。dancongneizhihou,shaoyequexiangwanquanbianlegerenyiyang,zhengrifadai,xingshilansan,liancengjingzhongaidedaoshuyewanquanbupengle。

neiwandeshijiurutongyiketuruqilaidehuixing,qiangyingdiraoluanlesuoyouxingchendeguiji。quebeisuoyourenfengyinzaixindi,chengleyongyuanbunengshuodemimi。

daobodeshenqingjidubianhua,zuizhongduishaoyededanyouzhanshengleyiqie,“shaoye,banianqiandeneiyiwan,daodi……”

“peng——!”fangjiandemenbeiyijiaochuaikai。

“laoye,nizenmelaile?shaoyemashangjiuhuiqilaide。”daobo。

“daobo,nixiangdaoyongxichenqi,zheishigehaodongxi,kexiniyongcuolefangfa——nitaiwenroule。”daomingqinaguodaoboshoulidexichenqi,yibaxiankailebeizi,“qilai!”

“buyao!sheiyaoqilaia!”

daomingqiwunaiditanlekouqi,ranhouxunsudijiangxichenqichuodaoledaohuadenaodaishang。zuidagonglvdejiqishunjianjiangdaohuasuoyoudetoufajijiaolejinqu。

沉默三秒。

然后。

“a——————————————————————!”

惨叫声响彻云霄。

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canzhuoshang,yitoujiwodedaohuaaiyuandibazhewanlidefan,jinhushizhihuadeyuanqiruwuyunyibanlongzhaozaitouding,haibushiguazhenxiaofengxiadianxiaoxue。

daomingqipiaoleyiyan,poyouxiehentiebuchenggang,“niyejiwodaqidianjingshenlai。qilinzhongxueshijuyinbaoxue,kendinghuixiyinhenduodejingguai,niyechenzheicijihuihaohaoduanlianyixia,biezaizheiyanglanlansansandele。”dunledun,youyuzhongxinzhangdao,“wozheigeweizhi,chizaoshiyaonilaijiede。”

daohuapadiyishengfangxiawankuai,qishenjiuxiangwaizou。

qingchendeyangguangzaizhuhongdemenjianshangdushanglejinsedeguangyun,daohuayishoufuzhemumen,weiweidizhetou,“yeye,woshuoguo,wozaiyebuhuishiyongdaoshule,yejuebukenengjichengdaojiade。”yuqi,shicongweiyouguodejianjue。

daomingqikanzhedaohuajianxingjianyuandebeiying,wunaiditanlekouqi。

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xiawusandian,qilinzhongxue,gaoer2banjiaoshi。

yigerenyingtuozhejudadexinglixiangkuaisudichongjinjiaoshi,pinmingditoudaoqian,“duibuqi,duibuqi。yinweilushangduchele,suoyilaiwanle!shifenbaoqian!”

jiaoshilijinyoudesangerenzhuanguotoulai。

“daobo,wojiushuokendingchidaole,suoyibuyongpaoneimekuaide。”daohuagenzaihoumian,manmandigenjinjiaoshi。

jiaoshilidesangerenshiyinanernv,qizhongyigenvshengzixidalianglexiadaohua,shuangshouyipai,“xiangqilaile,nijiushijintianmeilaideneigedaohuaba。nilaiwanle,kaixueqianbanhuiyijingjieshule。buguobuyongdanxin,nideshuyijingbangnilingle。”zhilezhiyigezhuomianduizheshudezuowei,“neishinideshuhezuowei。”

“谢谢。”

“meishier!”nvshengshuanglangyixiao,chenzheyitouqiaolideduanfashifenjingli,“duile,xianziwojieshaoyixia。wojiaojiangfeifei,shibanshangdebanzhang。zheiliangweishifuzenannvzhusudeqinshizhang。”

“wojiaolijia。”nvshengqinshizhangshigeyouzheheisezhangfadeqingxiunvhaizi。

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suiranzuishangshuozheweinandehua,jinfananshengqueyipaizirandizhuaguodaohuadeshou,daizhetazaijiaoshizhongtiaoqilejiaoyiwudeyuanwubu,“a,woqinaidehaizi,rangwomenzaifenlizhiqianxianlaichanglinbiedewuquba。woshizhongyingde‘hunxuewangzi’,qingjizhuwodemingzi——jian*xiding*muhamude*aosika,niyekeyijiaowoaosika。”

zheizhongguaishushudeyuqishizenmehuishi?haiyounizheijiayangguizi,nideshouzaifangnaera!?

jingzhijingzedeshifengdaoboshunjianquerenrenwudeweixianshuxing,pushangqujiejiuzijiachunjierouruodexiaoshaoye,“a,nikuaifangkaishaoye!”

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“shaoye,wojuedenidezhongdiangaocuole。”daobowuliditucao,“wangdaniutongxue,qingwenniganggangshuode‘fenbie’shishenmeyisi?”

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“shiyeyedebiji。”daohuakanzhexinfengshang“daohuashou”deruanbizhengkai,yimiaojiurenlechulai,“yeyeganmajiwoxiezheige,youshenmehuamingmingkeyizhijiegenwojiangde。”

“huoxushiyoushenmezhongyaodewentiyaoyinmidijiaodaiba。”daoboyecoushangqukan。

zhijianxinshangxiezhe:“woqinaidesunzidaohua,weilerangnizhongxinranqiduirenshengde**,wozhuanmenbanianpaijinlezheisuo‘shishangzuiyou**,zuiyouhuoli’deqilinxueyuan,bingqiejinijiaohaolexuefei。a,woxiangnikenengbutaimingbaiwodeyisi。wodeyisijiushiwozhijinijiaolexuefei,qitadezhusujihuoshifeiyongnijiuzijixiangbanfajiejueba!dagongzhengqianyeshizhongyaoderenshenga,qinghaohaotiyanba!ps:yaobazheigexueqiguowanzhihoucaizhunhuijiae!——zuiainideyeye。”

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“yi——————!!!!!”

xiayizhang:shisushiminshengdashi!

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