qianyishideqinchuan，zaimouchushangguyijilijiandaoleyitiaoshoulian。
danshitafeichangqingchudejide，zheitiaoshouliangenbenjiumeiyourenhedeshuxing，shenzhilianmingzidoumeiyou。
dangshideqinchuan，haiyiweizheizhishiyitiaoputongdeshoulian，meiyourenhedeyongchu，suoyiyejiumeiyouquzixiyanjiu。
keshiwanwanmeixiangdao，zheitiaoshoulianjiletayigedadadejingxi！
天神的祝福？
神器？
tajurannengrangrensihouzhongsheng？
这也太牛啤了吧！
“小川，小心啊！”
jiuzaicishi，shenhouturanchuanlaileshiniangdejinghusheng。
qinchuanganghuiguoshenlai，jiukanjianbeitaanzaidishangdewangdefa，buzhicongnalimodaoleyigechahu，erqiehaihenhenzaxiangletadenaodai。
“嘭！”
cubujifangzhixia，qinchuanzhongzhongdeaileyijibaoji，etoudangchangjiubeizachulexianxue，shentigengshiyaohuangzhedaozaileyipang。
“唰唰唰……”
wangdefachencijihui，lianmangcongdishangpaleqilai，ranhouhuangbuzeludechaozhewuwaitaoqu。
“玛德！”
qinchuanbeizadeyuntouzhuanxiang，haoburongyiqingxingleguolai，fangjianlizaojiumeiyoulewangdefadeshenying。
不行！
jueduibunengrangwangdefazheigechushengjitaole！
必须要干掉他！
fanzhengguolejinwan12dian，quanshijiedechengnianrendouhuibeichuansongdaoyouxishijie，jiusuanqinchuandangzhesuoyoucunmindemianshalewangdefa，falvyezhicaibuleta！
“嗖！”
zhijianqinchuanwuzheshoushangdeetou，kuaisucongdishangpaleqilai，ranhouzuoshijiuyaoquzhuiwangdefa。
谁知……
yizhenxiangfengturanxilai，qinchuancaiganggangmaichuquyibu，jiuganjuezijidegebobeirenjisisilazhule。
“xiaochuan，buyaoquzhuile，zanmenrebuqiwangjia！”
yitingdaoshiniangdeshengyin，qinchuandeshentimengranyizhan，jiuhaoxiangzhongledingshenzhouyiyang，zhenggerendoulengzaileyuandi。
piankezhihou，qinchuanhuanhuandezhuanguotoulai，lianshangguazheyimofuzadebiaoqing，kanxiangleneigerangtarisiyexiang、hunqianmengraodenvren。
没错！
真的是师娘！
zheiyici，tameiyoubeiwangdefahuohuoqiasi！
她，活下来了！
jinnianyijing30suidexiaoyumei，hunshendousanfazheyigucheng**renduyoudeyunweihefengqing。
yitouheiduanbandexiufapiluozaijian，guazilianlunkuofenming。
yishuanggourenhunpodetaohuayan，youbianyanjiaoxiahaiyouyikeyanleizhi，gengshijitazengtianlejifenroumeideqixi。
jiaonendehongchunzhishang，tuzheyicengluosedechungao，xiandeqingshueryouyuanrun，tongshiyesanfazheyigumeihuodexunxi。
zheijiushiqinchuandemeiyanshiniang--xiaoyumei！
xiaoyumeiyouyizhanghumeizibandeliandanyejiubale，pianpiantadeshencaihaitebiebaqi！
xiongda、yaoxi、tunfei、tuizhang……
youqishitaaorendeziben，mucezhishaoyoufji，bujinbashangyichengdemanmandangdang，erqiehaiyouyizhongsuishidoukenengbaoliedeganjue。
细枝挂硕果！
天生的炮架子！
祸国殃民的大妖精！
dianxingdebigbeautifulwoman！
jianzhijiushiyigejueshiyouwu！
“xiaochuan，ni……niliulehaoduoxue！”
xiaoyumeifaxianleqinchuanshoushangdeetou。
zhijiantajinghuleyisheng，yankuanglimajiuhongleqilai，lianshanggengshiguamanlexintenghejiaojidebiaoqing。
“shiniang，womeishi……”
qinchuanmoleyibaetoushangdexueji，ranhoujiuliekaizuiba，duizhexiaoyumeiluchuleyigecanlandexiaorong。
qianyishideqinchuan，zaiyouxishijiebuzhidaoshouguoduoshaocishang，shenzhiyouhaojicidouchadiandiudiaolexingming。
ertaxianzaizhishibeichahujizaleyixia，zheidianxiaoshangxiangbiyuqianyishishouguodeshang，queshisuanbushangshenme。
“nidouliulezheimeduoxue……haishuozijimeishi？”
suiranqinchuanyifuwusuoweideyangzi，keshixiaoyumeiquexintenghuaile。
zhijianxiaoyumeierhuabushuo，lianmangfuzheqinchuanzuozailechuangbian。
jinjiezhe，tajiuzaifangjianlifanxiangdaojuleqilai，sihuzaixunzhaokeyizhixuedeyaopin。
yinweixiaoyumeizaicunweishengsuoshangban，shigebandiaozidehushi，suoyijialichangnianbeizheyigeyiyaoxiang。
zheigeyiyaoxiangjiufangzaiyijudexiafang，xiaoyumeixuyaodunxiaqu，cainengbayiyaoxiangjinachulai。
“唰唰唰……”
yinweixiaoyumeishibeiduizheqinchuanzheibian，dangtadunxiaqunayiyaoxiangdeshihou，feishuodehoutunlimabakuansongdexiuxianku，jibengchengleyigejizhibaomandehuxing。
**！
什么叫肥肥美美？
什么叫气势汹汹？
shenmejiaoshengerzidehaoliao？
qinchuandezhuyilishunjianjiubeixiyinleguoqu，lianshangyefuxianchuleyimojingedebiaoqing。
yexushiyiyaoxiangbaifangdeweizhitaishenle，xiaoyumeiyoudiangoubuzhe。
yushitaguizailedishang，shangbanshenquanliqianqing，nulishenzhangleshoubei，xiangyaobayiyaoxiangcongjuzidixiajilachulai。
zheiyike，xiaoyumeishenshangdeneijianduanshan，ziranerrandewangshangyisuo，luchulehoubeiyijiexuebaixinideyaozhi。
“呃……”
qinchuanqingchudikanjian，youyimodahongsedeleisihuabian，turancongxiaoyumeidekutoushangfangtanlechulai。
不是吧？
dahongsede？haiyouleisihuabian？
meixiangdaochengshuduanzhuang、dafangdetideshiniang，limianjingranhuichuanderucixinggan**？
haizhenshirenbukemaoxiang，haishuibukedoulianga！
“哗啦！”
piankezhihou，xiaoyumeizhongyubayiyaoxiangjilalechulai。
qinchuanyelianmangshouhuilezijidemuguang，buzaiqudingzheneiyimoxinggandeleisihuawen，shengpabeishiniangkanchushenmeduannilai。
但是……
qinchuandeneixin，querenbuzhudangqileyiquanquandelianyi！
zheiganjue，fangfoxiongkouyouyituanhuoyanzairanshao，erqiehaiyueshaoyuewang，jiujiudouwufaximie！
jiexialai，xiaoyumeilinzheyiyaoxiangzouleguolai，yi**zuozaileqinchuandeshenbian。
zhijiantadakaileyiyaoxiang，xianshinachuleyipingdianjiuheyibaomianqian，ranhoujiukaishijiqinchuandeshangkoujinxingxiaodu。
沉默，不语。
fangjianliturananjinglexialai。
xiaoyumeiniezheyigenzhanmanledianjiudemianqian，xiaoxinyiyizaiqinchuandeshangkoufujincashizhe，tongshihaibuwangduizheshangkouqingqingchuiqi，yifushengpanongtengleqinchuandeyangzi。
然而……
qinchuandezhuyilibingmeiyoufangzaixiaoyumeishenshang。
tazhengzaisikaozhe，daodigairuhegenxiaoyumeitanpai，guanyuquanminchuanyue《moyu》youxishijiedeshiqing。
zheimefeiyisuosideshiqing，xiangbixiaoyumeikendingbuhuixiangxina！
haiburudengdajiadouchuanyuedaoyouxishijiezhihou，zaigenxiaoyumeimanmanjieshizheijianshiqing。
daoshihou，xiaoyumeimianduichuanyuedeshishi，buxinyedexin！
不过……
zaizheizhiqian，qinchuanhaiyouyijianfeichangzhongyaodeshiqingquzuo。
yinwei《moyu》youxidekaijuyouyicipipei，suijirangxianshishijiexianglindeyinanyinvzuchengcp，erqiehaihuigongyongyijiananquanwu。
jintianwanshang，qinchuanwulunruheyeyaogenxiaoyumeidaizaiyiqi，youqishiwuye12diandeshihou，jueduibunenglikaitashenbianbanbu！
“咳咳！”
zhijianqinchuangankeleliangsheng，ranhouxiaoxinyiyideduixiaoyumeishuodao：“shiniang，wonengbuneng……gennishangliangyijianshi？”
“什么事？”
xiaoyumeiyijingjishangkouxiaowanledu，zheihuier，tazhengzaijiqinchuandeetoujinxingbaozha。
“neige……jintianwanshang，wonengbuneng……”
qinchuanzhizhiwuwulehaobantian，zuihougancuibaxinyiheng，houzhelianpishuodao：“shiniang，wonengbunengliuzainifangjianliguoye？”
“啊？”
“shiniang，nibiewuhui！wodeyisishi，wodanxinwangdefaquerfufan，suoyixiangliuxialaibaohuni。”
“哦。”
“shiniang，nikan……xingma？”
“xing，shiniangdoutingnide。”
……