第1章 出世前夕

晋州市人民公园。

tangyushenchuanheisexizhuanglansandezuozaigongyuanzhangyishang,shouxuedelianshang,liangdaojianmeisuizheyanzhudezhuandongershangxiabaidong,gaosongdebiliangshangyidihanzhuningjuzaibijianzhishang,yitouduanfawufengzidong。

guowangdenianqingxiaojiejieluguotangyushi,renbuzhuduitangyuduokanleliangyan,hunranbuzhizheixiaozizhengzaidingzhetamende****qiaodechimi。

tangyushouzhongnazheqiutiandediyibeinaicha,kannile****zhihou,muguangzhuanxiangbuyuanchuzuozaidishangdelaotou,laotoubeiyiqunguangchangwudamaweilongzhe,jijizhazhadebuzhidaoshuoxieshenme。

“aiyo,woshuoweilaotouai,nishangcidayingjiwoguinvjieshaodexiaohuozini,zenmejintianmeiguolaia?”

“aiaiai,xianlaihoudaolei,weilaotoumingmingxiandayingjiwojiaguinvjieshaode!”

“xinglexingle,bengshuole,langgeqiaoqiaojiweilaotoujide!”

damamenqizuibashedeshuozhe,hunranbuzhidaoshenhouheshizhanzheyiweinanzi,tangyuqingshengkesouyisheng,kanzheshenqiandedamamentiantiandeshuozhe:“geweijiejie,nengbunengrangwoxiansuangeguaxian?”

“zheixiaohuozizhangdezhenshuai,haitingyoulimao,xing!nilaiba!”

“jiaoshenmejiejie,nidoudejiaonainaile!”

tangyuheiheiyixiao,yebudahua,jijinqudunzaiweilaotoushenqian,shenchuyoushou,jimeinongyandedingzhelaotouzuijiaokanlebantian。

weilaotoubudongshengsedejiangzijizuishangdejiahuzizhanlezhan,niezhetangyudeshouzhangbiyanshuozhe:“yo!xiaohuozibucuoa!wufuyuanman,tianshengdiwangzhixiang,jiushishaoniankanke,wocaixiaohuoziyidingshigeguer,kedui?”

tangyuyangzhuangbeitongdedianlediantou,jimeinongyandekousuochuliangdiyanleilai,aishengshuozhe:“dashia,ninzhennaishenrenyea,nizazhidaodeli,wodaxiaofumujiuqushile,yaobushiyunqihao,yudaoyigelaotouzi,woxianzaidoubuzhidaozainajianlajini,

suiranzheilaotouzitiantianrangwojitadaoxijiaoshui,haigenwoqiangpianzikan,danshisheirangzheilaotouzijiulewonia....”

“打住!打住!”

weilaotoujiantangyuyueshuoyuelipu,gancuishenshouwuzhutangyudezuiba,yanshenshiyileliangxia,fangfozaishuo,chouxiaozi,xiyanguole,gaijiqianle!

daodishiyiduihuobao,tangyucalecajichulaideyanlei,congdoulitaochuyidabaxianhongdechaopiaorengzailaotoumianqian,dashenghandao:“weilaotouzhennaishenrenyea!”

shuowanjiuxiangzhewaibianjilechuqu,zouchuliangbuzhihou,liezhedazuiheiheixiaolexiao,xinlibianyijingpansuanzhewanshangqunagefandianchifanle。

haimeiguojifenzhongdeshijian,buzhidaocongnalichuanlaiyishengdahan:“chengguanlaile!”

tangyutingdaoshengyinsatuijiupao,paochuliangbucaifanyingguolaizheicihaoxiangzijibuyongpao,niutoukanquweilaotoupaodeneijiaoyigefengchidianzhi,xiezidoupaodiaoleyizhi,tangyuhuangugongyuannalihaiyouchengguandeshenying。

biekanweilaotounianjibuxiao,shenzigulinghuodehena,sanliangbuzhijiezuandaolubiandebenchimaibahecheli,yijiaoyoumenzhijielikaizheili。

tangyurenbuzhuxiangyaomajiele,zheilaotouziyoubazijidiuzheilile,chuitousangqidejianqiweilaotoupaodiudexiezi,tangyuzhihaoxiangzhezuijindegongjiaochezhanzouqu。

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“laotouzi!nixiangganshenme!“

yichuanghaohuadebieshuzhong,tangyuzhijiejiangyizhipodongbuxierengzaizhuoshang,duizheyipangzhengzaiyinchakanpiandeweilaotoudashengrangrangzhe。

weilaotouzhengzaijujinghuishendekanzhedianshishangdedongxi,hunranmeiyoujiangtangyufangzaiyanzhong,zhidaotangyupadeyixiajiangdianshijiguanshang,yangzhuangcaifaxiantangyuyiyangchijingdewendao:“aiyou,zheishisheibazanjiadashaoyeqichengzheiyangle!”

tangyuyibajiangxizhuangrengzaiyipang,gancuidezuozaishafashang,zhilezhiweilaotou,danhaodaizhidaozheigelaojiahuoshizijideenren,zhihaochezhesangzihandao:“lairena!”

huayinluoxia,congwaimianjinlailianggebaobiao,liangrenyishenheixizhuang,toudaimojingwanshenyingleyisheng,tangyuyibazhangshuaizailiangrenlianshang,bansuizhe‘pa’deyisheng,tangyurenbuzhu**leyishengshuanga。

zheicaiganjinfuzheliangrenkeqideshuozhe:“duibuzhu,duibuzhua,yuedifagongzideshihouranglaotouduojinimenfawuqian!”

dailianggebaobiaoxiaquyihou,weilaotouchuihuzidengyandeshuodao:“haonigechouxiaozi,nizijifaxiewanle,ranglaotouziwojinibeiguoshiba!”

“hengheng,buranni,xinglelaotouzi,ganjinfenqianba,jintianzhuanleduoshao?”

“zhuangepia,chulenineiyiqian,yifenqianmeizhuandao,yebuzhidaonagexiaozihanleshengchengguanlaile,wohaimeilaidejishouqianni!”

weilaotouyeyuleliangsheng,shuaishoujiangneiluoyiqiankuaiqianrengzaizhuoshang。

tangyujiangzhuoshangdeqianhuluandesaijinkudou,zhengxiangkusangyishengmeiqianle,meixiangdaoweilaotouyibenzhengjingdeduizhetangyushuodao:“zheicituorenlianxileyigedamaimai,niyaobuyaoqu?”

tingdaodamaimai,tangyushuangyanfangguang,sanbubingzuoliangbudecuandaoweilaotoumianqian,xiazhangdedanfengyangouqiyimohudu:“sazidamaimai?”

“zheigeguzhuniguanxihenying,yeshidatingletingzhangshijiancaizhaodaowo...”

weilaotougangshuoleyiban,jiubeitangyuzhijiezuzhile,tangyubaibaishoushuozhe:“laotouzi,nishuozhongdian,popomamade..”

“ni...!ai,bale,jiewanzheiyitangjiujinpenxishoubuganla,zheigeguzhuqueyigebaobiao,zhenghaoniqubijiaoheshi!”

tingdaoshibaobiao,tangyuxingfendeqiaoliandunshikualexialai。

“baobiao?wokebugan,shangcineigeguzhutiantianrangwojitataoniaowotongfengwode,haiyouyiciqujingbaneiyici,haojiahuorangrenjitiaole,rangwoqujiuta...”

“zheicibuyiyang,henzhongyao,erqiegennide‘jinguanyusuoershisijue’youguanxi,nibixudequ,dangran,zheiyiciwokendingbuhuikengnide,guzhushigedameinv!”

huayinluoxia,ketingzhizhongzaobujiantangyudeshenying,weilaotourenbuzhuxiaolexiao,zhengdasuandakaidianshijixukanpianzi,meixiangdaotangyudeshenyingturancongdianshihoubianzuanchulai。

kanzhetangyuyishenghongjiusedexizhuang,weilaotouzhanglezhangzui,ganbazhesangzishuozhe:“woqu...nizheiyifuhuandegoukuaide!”

tangyuheiheiyixiao,xizhuangwaitaozhijiepizaishenshang,jiangzijizhenzanglebabainiandemojingdaishang,baichuleyigejiweishaquedezaoxing,dishengshuodao:“heshiqicheng?”

weilaotoujiangshouzhongchabeizhongzhongdefangzaichajishang,jiahuxuyingshengerluo。

“明天!”