第4章 黑面阎王脸不黑

ruihelou,donganchengzuidadefanguan,yibanrenzaizheixiaofeibuqi。

youqishizheisiloudebaoxiang,dandianyihuchabianyaojishiliang。

guangyouqianmeiyoushenfen,lianpaizidounabudao。

liushishuodaodihaishipatachuchazi,yidazaobianjiaorenlaijitashuzhuangdaban,fandoubujichi,jiushuoheliangkoushui,rangtachulaidengzhe。

不吃饭出门?

jiangdoukoucaimeineimesha,tazhazheyanyilianwugu:“jiejie,woe。zheiyaoshimeichibaoguoqu,duzielezaijiaohuanjisheng,jiaojiangjunkanlexiaohua,zhei……”

neigebeierxiaojiejiangbaizhiteyifenfubujitachifandeyahuanyiting,weiweizhoumei。

zixiyixiangyeshizheimegeli,bianfanzaodejiaorenjitanalexiegaodianlai。

neigaodianyansebudui,shangmianhaiyouyigecangyingtui,kejianshibailehaojiri,。

jiangdoukoutiaoletiaomei,“jiejie,wobuaichizheige。”

“youdechijiubucuole,nihaixiangchirencanyanwoma?”

“buchirencanyanwoneiyebuyinggainahuailedegaodianjiwochia,chihuaileduzizenmeban?”jiangdoukouteyizhizheshangmiandecangyingtuihemeidianjitakan,“re。”

neiyahuanfanlegebaiyan,“nayouneimejiaogui?yiqianzhangmaodebuyechixiaquleme?yemeijianchihuaiduzi。zheizhishiyougemeidianeryi,zhiyucangyingtui,zaixiaoneiyeshirou。biemocenglangfeishijian,ganjinchi。”

naohaizhongyishanershijiangbaizhishenbiandeyahuanqifutadehuamian,xushiyongyoulezheixiejiyi,jiangdoukoutebiegantongshenshou。

tapixiaoroubuxiaodao:“jiejie,nishuodedui,yaogenjiangjundingqinderenqueshijiaoguile。”

yahuanzongjuedezheigeshazimeiyiqianneimehaoshuohua,gancuidao:“buaichibiechi。”

“好的呢。”

jiangdoukouhaizhenmeichi,yemeitiqianquliushideyuanzideng,bafangmenyiguan,renpingneiyahuanzaiwaichaonaoyebukai。

kanzheritoushenggao,liushiqinzilaile,tacaimanyouyoudedakaimen。“muqin。”

liushikantadoushoushihaole,xintoudenuhuoshaoya,yuqijinlianghehuan:“tingqiuyueshuo,nibuyuanyichulai?”

“ng?youzheihuishima?qiuyuejiejiebushishuodengmuqinyiqizoume?”jiangdoukouyanshenwugudekanxiangqijibaihuaideyahuan。

kanleyanshijian,zheiyebuzaole,liushiminzhechunlengdao:“banineixiexiaoxinsishouqilai,zouba。”

shijianjinpo,xianzaiziranbuhuizhuijiutadeguocuo,denghuilaijiubuyidingle。suoyi,tadexiangbanfabuneimekuaihuilai。

jiangdoukouyemeiduoshuo,guaiqiaodegenshang。

rujinzhiqiuneijiangjunxinggehaodian,bietaibujimianzi。

zuozhemachechumen,chelianshiqingsha,yichuanyinlingsuichedinglinglingdexiangdong。

lailehaojiriyizhimeichumen,waimiandejiedaoyebusitaxiangdeneibanhuichenpupu,fanergenhoushideshuiniluhenxiang。

lubianzhonglebushaowutongshu,zhishirujinbushiwutongdejijie,zhizhanglenenya。

liushiduijiangdoukouzheibanmeishenmejianshidemoyanghenmanyi,lengxiaoyisheng,suitaqule。

tamenshuoshihouyefu,qishijiangdoukoudediemeizuoshenmegongji,haishiyixinghou,anlishuotadagezheiyidaihuixuejue。

weileweichijiazuderongyao,jiangqingxiangmeitianmanggebuting。

qingyuanhoufudediweiyufengtouzhengshengdedajiangjunfuxiangbi,haishihouzhegenggaoxie。

guershitamenxiandaode,denglebangeshichen,zhenandajiangjunfuderencaidao。

yigeshenzheshenzisehuafudemeifuxiaozhezoulai,“aiya,zhenbuhaoyisi,womenjiangjunfulidebijiaoyuan,ruierlinshiyouyoudianshi,zheicaidangelexujiu,jianliangjianliang。”

liushiqishendetideweixiaodao:“furenyanzhongle,gongshizhongyao。”

jiangdoukouzailiushiqishenhoubiangenzhezhanqilai,wenshundexiaoxiao。

qinfurendalianglejiangdoukouhoudaoyouxieyayi,tayiweishigemeijianguoshimianyoudanxiaoqienuozhiren,meixiangdaohaitingluoluodafangde,shengdeyebucuo,zhishiqiaozheshoulexie。

“zheiweibianshisanxiaojiedoukouba?ruier,haibulaijianjianniweilaixifu。”

jiangdoukoudunledun,weiweitaiyan,waimianwanyaozoujinyigeshenzhexuansejinxianxiuliuyunyishangdenanzi,jianmeixingmuqishilingren,guangshizhanzaineibianjiaorenliangguzhanzhan。

muceyouyimibawu,ruoduanxuemeiyouneizenggaodehua。

zhiyouyimiliudejiangdoukou,zaitamianqiankeyisuandeshangshijiaoxiaolinglong,

qinchenruiwuganlingmin,ziranzhidaomianqianzheishaonvzaitoutoudaliangziji。

meiyoubeitaheku,bucuo。

yanjingdadadehaishuiling,touqiaotadeshihoutouzheyiguzijiaoxia,buzhikuqilaihuibuhuihenhaowan……

xiangdaozhei,qinchenruipotianhuangluchuleyigeqianxiao。

zaidaliangtamendeqinfurenmeiyoucuoguozheigexiao,kanlaierziduirenhenmanyi。

xiaoqilaizhenhaokan,haiyou,juranbushiheilian,ershijiankangdexiaomaifuse……

jiangdoukouzaixinlimomotucao,shuoshenmeheimianyanwang,haidetazhenyiweishigeheibuliuqiuderen,wanshangliezuiyixiaozhishengyikoudabaiya。

“ze,qiaozheimubuzhuanjingdeshayang,haibukuaizuoxia?”qinfurenxiaozhepailexiazijiaerzi。

qinchenruiduijiangdoukouweiweihanshou,suanshidazhaohu。

jiangdoukouhuiletayigelimaodeweixiao,genzheliushiluozuo。

“houyefuren,zheishijianyebuzaole,zanmenyaobudianxiecaibianchibianliao?”

liushiandaocubirenjiaguoranmeishenmeguiju,chifanhailiaotian,mianshanghaishixiaozheyingxia:“hao。”

qinfurenjiangdianxiaoerhanlai,youwen:“liangweikeyoushenmejikou?”

“qianxierizidafushuowoshenzibudahao,shaoshixinlazhiwu。”liushimianluqianyidao。

qinfurendiantouyoukanxiangtashenpangdejiangdoukou:“sanxiaojieni?”

“wobutiaoshi。”jiangdoukoushisuizhiqiandouzaigueryuanzhangda,youdechinengchibaojiubucuole,zhiyaoshiwuganjing,shengsuantadouchi。

“butiaoshihao。”qinfurenlianshangdexiaoronggengdalexie。

dianlehaojigeruiheloudezhaopaicai,youjiaoleyitongfan。

xiangweipubidecaiyigejieyigeshangzhuo,jiangdoukoukechideyanleyankoushui,zheijitiancuchadanfan,haishiduokuilemamajitasonglaide。

zhayikanzheimeduohaochide,zaijiashangzaofanyemeichi,tayoudianbiebuzhuxiangdongkuaizi。

“chiba,zheilidecaiguihaishiyouguidedaoli。”qinfurenxiannaqilekuaizi。

dengtaheliushichiguozhihou,jiangdoukounakuaizijialeyigehongshaoshizitou,jiangzhinongyuyousongruan,haiyouqiadanghaochudetianwei,haochi!

gangchileliangkoudeliushikantazheidakouchidemoyang,xiaorongyijiang。

wanquanchenjinzaimeishizhongdejiangdoukouguzhesaibangzijiao,chileyihuibeirentileyixia,tayihuodekanleyanliushi,zijiyoumeibajizui。