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透心凉!

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“xiaomeimei,zenmeyigerenzaizheilizou?”shenhoudaizhelianmaoshandeheiyingshenchuleyizhishou,zhengyaodazaitadejianbangshang,turan“kaca”yisheng,shouwanjiuzhele。

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“tangjinhua!xiaogunainai!nijiwomanyidian!nidaoshihuitoukanyiyan,niyaoshizhuacuoren……”zuzhangdayangjimangkaizhetingzaiyinbichubaohudejingcheganguolai,kandaoneiyilianbeishuaimengbiaoqingdexianyiren,songlekouqi——hetamenshipinbuzhuodaodeshiyigeren。

“zenmekenengzhuacuo,wokanyingziduibishengaohetixingjiuzhidaomeicuo。”tangjinhualuchuyisitiantiandexiaorong,tashisheia,jingxiaolianxusiniandapogexiang(yundong)jiludeyouxiubiyesheng!

zheizhongjiaobushenyingbiduipanduan,shixiaoerkela。

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“wowanshanghaiyougezhongyaoyuehui,touer,kuaikuaikuai,ganjinxiansongwoquhaibinyihaokafeiting。”

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“tangjie,biequyuehuile,zanmenneibuxiaohuayixiabuxingma?”zuozaihoupaiyazhexianyifandedingziyi,chengkendekaikou,“nikaolvyixiawoba,woyedaofadingjiehunnianlinglea!”

“no!wozhishiquyingfuyixiawoma。”kexi,tangjinhuaduibangongshilianqinghaowuxingqu,jishidingziyiyilianxiaonaigoudeguaiqiaobiaoqing,tayelandeduokanyiyan。

zhunquedeshuo,tangjinhuaderenshengzhiyou“huairen”zheigeduixiang,tachuleduixianyifanganxingquzhiwai,duiyiqienanrendoumeixingqu。

“neinishibushihuangeyifu?chuanchengzheiyangyidianyebuxiangyifan。”dingziyiconghoupaikanzhetaqizhangdehoubohepiaoliangdequxian,suanliuliudeshuodao。

“dingtongxue,nidefanzuixinlixueyoumeiyoujige?wochuanzheiyang,nanrensheiganquhuiqufangjiali?dengzhetoushanglv?”tangjinhuachelechechunjiao,shunbianzaibugeyimasekouhong,yizhangtianruandexiaoliankanshangquhenbuhaore。

“nei……kenengyourenshibiantai,jiuxihuanjingguannizheiyangde……”