di3zhangyihoubiezaihuohailaoshiren
gandiaoliangrenjiunengdaodedaoyigeyidejiangli，mianduizheizhongyouhuo，bailanghaishiyaotou，“sharendeshiwobugan。”
chongzheiliangrennuhe，“haibukuaigun！”
zhangjingganjinpaqishenxiangchanfuwangmeng，kewangmengyijingbeidashale，erbaiduojingenbennongbuqilai。
bailangzouguoqujiangzhangjingtuidaoyibian，zhuazhuwangmengdejiaoyongliwangwaituo，gentuosizhuyiyangrengdaozoulangli，bazhangjingdewupinyequandourenglechulai。
zhangjinghaizaineinuma，“bailang，zanmenzheishimeiwan。haiyou，tashishei？”
bailangyilouduwanyuedeqianyao，ciyaxiaole，“wanglegennishuo，wozaiwaimianyeyouqingren。zhidaoweihenizhudonggouyin，wojiuneimeqingyishangdangma？yinweinibianyia，laozijiudangpiaole。”
“嘭！”
zhongzhongjiangfangmenguanbi，jingenzhexiangqizhangjingqijibaihuaidechuaimensheng。
bailangsongkaiduwanyue，“baoqian，bugailouni。”
duwanyuedandanyixiao，“buyaojin，kanxianidejiangliba。”
bailangtaochushouji，kandaozhanghushangyichuanlingshi，naoziwengwengde。
竟然是一个亿！
shashaxunwen，“zenmezheimeduo？”
duwanyueshenshouyidiantanaomen，“qiaonizheishayang，niyaoshizhenweileqianjiunengwudixian，shenzhiganchusharendeshiqing，budanhuishiqushaozhuzige，haihuijinjianyu。”
好大一个坑！
bailangyinaomenhan，xingkuizijimianduijinqiandeyouhuobachizhule，yaoburanxiachanghuihencan。
ganjinxunwen，“neiwomuqinshishei，nengjianmianma？”
duwanyueyaoleyaotou，“nimuqinjiaobaiyouran，tadangnianchuleyiwai，beikunzaiyigedifanghenzhangshijian，jiangtayingjiuchulaihouyijingshengleni。banisongdaogueryuanhou，tajiuchujiale，haishibiejianmiandehao。”
bailangdexinyizhan，youmuqingenmeiyouyiyang，lianxunwenfuqinshisheidexinsidoumeile。
jiantashenqingandanchuliyaobushangkou，duwanyuewenroushangqianbangmang，haikeyigaibianhuati，“nidediergerenwushiguanliyijiajiudian，yinianneiniuzhuankuisunqingkuang。zhiyaowanshangqujiuhao，buyongdanwubaitianxuexi，yekeyizhuzaineili。”
jiantakaishishoushidongxi，renbuzhuzuzhi，“zheixielajihaishirengleba！”
bailanglenglenghuiying，“zainiyanlishilaji，zaiwoyanliquandoushibaobei。”
“nizaibuzoukejiuzoubulela，jiusuanwangmengbubaojing，yehuizhaorenlaibaofu。”
huayingangluo，fangmenbeidakai，yiqunrenyonglejinlai，buyoufenshuojiuyaodongshou。
你是乌鸦嘴吗？
bailangyinaomenhanjijidahan，“manzhe！”
shenshounaqiranxuedeshuiguodaohuiwu，yiqunrenzheicaimeigankaojin。
wangmengdehanshengcongmenkouchuanlai，“jiwoda，chuleshiwodouzhe。”
jingenzheshizhangjingdejiaoxiao，“bieraoleneigenvde，woyaosilantadezui。”
yigeguangtoudahanzhengningdekanzhebailang，shenshounaqiyibayizi，“baoqianle，narenqiancaiyurenxiaozai。”
“jishenme，zanliangxiantantan，tanbulongrenyounichuzhi。”
bailangjiangshuiguodaodiudaoledishang，shiyitagenzijijinwoshi，henkuailiangrenchulaile。
biqinglianzhongdewangmengnaonuhechi，“hubiao，nitemelengzheganma，dataa。baneinvrendaizou，jinwanxiongdimenyoudelela。”
“嘭！”
hubiaoyiquanzazaitabizishang，wangmengbeidadeyangmianzaidao，bixuebiaofei，yanleidoubeidalechulai。
“ni......nida**ma？”
“打的就是你！”
hubiaoyidunkuangchuai，bailangdandandiyu，“biaoge，daiqubiechuda。biedataiyanzhong，shifenzhongjiuxingle。”
hubiaoyilianpeixiao，“xiaoshi。”
youyizhizhangjing，“zheinvdeni？”
zhangjinghuangle，tasuiranbujiandian，keyezhidaoluodaozheiqunrenshoulishishenmexiachang，qiuraodekanzhebailang。
bailanglenghengyisheng，“wobuqifunvren。”
“好嘞！”
hubiaoyihuishou，zhijiedairentuozoulewangmeng，zhangjingzhanzaineibuzhisuocuo。
henkuaibailanglinzhelvxingxiangxialou，duwanyuehaiwanzhuletadegebo，zhangjingzheicaihuishenzhuidaolouxia。
jianliangrenshangleneiliangchangpengfalali，tajianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，buyuanchudehuachilixiangqiwangmengdecanjiao，batahedehunshenduosuo。
bailangdanmokanzheta，“fangzirangjinile，yihoubiezaihuohailaoshiren。”
duwanyuequehuoshangjiaoyou，“xiexienibatarangjiwo，baibai......”
falalihongmingzhexingshiliqu，duwanyuezheicaihaoqixunwen，“nizenmegaodingneixierende？”
bailangyilianroutengdeliezui，“zaqianbei，hualebenshaozhuershiwan，taitemeguile！”
“puchi......”
kuazhangdebiaoqingdouxiaoleduwanyue，fengqingwanzhongbailetayiyan，“ershiwanbuduo，huihuaqiancainenggenghaodezhuanqian。haishiduoxiangxiangzenmeyangyinianneirangneigejiudianniukuiweiyingba，wanbuchengrenwujianghuishiqushaozhuzige。”
bailangyilianqidai，“ruguowanchengrenwuni？”