第5章

qiaoshuangmandebaofuyelaidehenkuai,tazaiwangshangfatiezi,kusuwohetadezhangfujiuchanbuqing,haisishierfeidifalejizhangwohefusilidehezhao。

hezhaoliwoyongyuanshixiaozhedeneige,wodeyanjingyeyongyuankanzhefusilidecelian。

fusiliheqiaoshuangmandehaohuahunyinhaozibaiwan,dangshibazhanlesantianresou,daoxianzaihaibeiwangyoujinjinledao,erwohefusilishiyinhun,quanzilizhidaoderenqishiyebuduo。

suoyi,wuluncongnafangmiankan,wohaoxiangcaishineigexiaosan。

wangbaolaidecubujifang,yijuexinglai,wodeshoujiliduole1.3wandesixin,doubushishenmehaohua。

wobumingbaiqiaoshuangmandenaozishizenmezhangde,xiangchuzheimegesunzhao,mofeitayiweiwoshixiaoshuolimeizuidewonangfeinvzhubucheng?

relewo,wokeshihuifanjide。

wojiangqiaoshuangmanfajiwodeqinmizhaoteyibiaomingleshijian,youshaichulewohefusilidejiehunzhengyulihunzheng,meishenmewenzibiaoshu,gancuililuo,yijianfasong。

danshitieziyizhizaishenhe,guolesangexiaoshitiezibeibohuile,shuoshiyouweiguineirong。

woqixiaole,zongsuanzhidaoqiaoshuangmanweishenmeneimeyoushiwukong,fushishichuanmeiyeneidelongtouqiye,xiangyaxiedongxiziranjiandandehen。

lihunwugeyue,wozhudongjifusilidalediyigedianhua,dianhuaneitouhenkuaijiujietongle。

「你什么意思。」

「yiluonibieguaiwo,woyijingjuedingheshuangmanlihunle,taxianzaiqingxuhenbuwending,nidafangdianrangrangta。」

「wohuiquantabatiezishandiaode,nibiecijita……」

woguadiaodianhua,xiangdaozheimewuchideyigerenzhanzhefusilideshentishuochuzheifanhua,weilijiuyizhibuzhudifanqiexin。

「傻逼!」

wohuazhongjinzhaoleyigeheike,jiangtiezitongguofushichuanmeifadaolewangshang。

suiranhenkuaijiubeiqiangzhishanchu,danshitacunzaideneiyishunjianyijingxiangbingduyiyangfengkuangchuanbo,bushaorendoujieletu。

yulunfanzhuan,qiaoshuangmandeweibolunxian。

fusilijiwofaleyitiaoduanxin,【shuangmangewanle,nijiufeiyaobisitama?!woyijingweileniyaohetalihunle,nirangtachuchuqizenmele!】

为了我?真搞笑。

癫公癫婆锁死!

【你可以不离婚。】

wozhenglixinqing,dabaocailiaojiangqiaoshuangmangaoshanglefating。

feibangzuichengli,qiaoshuangmanbeipanleyinian。

chutinghou,fusilizhuishangwo,takandaowoweiweilongqidexiaofu,zhiwendehuayuduzaihoujian。

tadebiaoqingzhujianbiandejidong,yanjiaomeishaoranshangxise,haoxiangwangjilegezaiwomenzhongjiandeqiaoshuangman,wangjilemeishuochukoudezhiwen。

「ni……nihuaiyunle。」

fusilibanguizaidishang,xiangmowodeduzi,wotuihouliangbu,bikailetadeshou。