第2章 两位圣人看上,抢人

di2zhangliangweishengrenkanshang,qiangren

weiyusanshisanzhongtiandedoulvgongzhong,laojunjinbideshuangmuhuanhuanmiqi。

jinjiezhe,shizhiyudamuzhikuaisudeqiasuan。

“renzuqiyunpanshenga......youyisi,youyisi!”laojunsuandaoleyigeyingjundenianqingrenshenshang,buyoudelianshangdaiyouyisixiaorong,duiqichanshenglenonghoudexingqu:“nengdaidongyizuzhiqiyunzengzhang,qiesuanbuchuqimingge,jiujingshisheibuxiadejua!”

“yeba,suanzailaofutoushangjiusuanzailaofutoushangba!”

laojunmuguangdinggezaileyaoyuanxukongzhong,weiweitanleyikouqi,suihoushuangmuzaicibishang。

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“xiongzhang,gainixiaqile!”

“buxiale,daxiongmaosichuguanle!”

tianwaimouchu,yiyingjunsatuodeqingnianren,zhengyuyixiongziyingfadezhongnianrenxiaqi。

xiadaomouchu,zhongnianrendunzhule,nianqingrencuicu。

中年人随后接着说:

“daxionggaoshenme,jingrantigaorenzudeqiyun!”

qingnianrenchizhiyibi,danbingmeiyoubiaolushenme,shenzhigaocilikai:“buxiale,huile!”

qingnianrenzouchubaiwanli,zuijiaogouqilexiexiedexiaorong,xinzhongfufei:“daxiongzenhuizuochuzheizhongfeilibutaohaozhishi,bianguziranshizaineirenzhishang!”

“neijiurangtabiandegengjiayouquxieba!”

qingnianrenzuijiaoshangyang,suishouyizhi,yidaoqixijiudarulezhangfandetinei,meiyoujingdongrenheren,shenzhishizhangfanyebuzhidao。

sanshisanzhongtiandelaojunshuangmubingweizhengkai,danqueshiluchulexiaorong。

yuanshitianzunyeshizhoulezhoumeitou,tazheigeshihoucaimingbai,zijixiangcuole。

daoleyishengkexi,yemeiyoubanfa。

guangjiaodebupachuanxiede,tongtianzheigeshihoupashenme?

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tianwaiwahuanggongzhongdezhuren,ganshoudaorenzuqiyundepansheng,chensixujiu,meiyoujinxingrenhededongzuo。

suihouganshoudaolezhangfantineidenadaoqixi,dunshimeitoujincu。

“guangjiaoneiyeshiyoujiaoa!qitarenpaniluanlai,bengongqueshibupa!”wahuanggongzhurenxiaolexiao:“bengongmeiyoujiao,hahaha......”

“zheicidajieyuanbenjiuyubengongxixixiangguan,zailaiyigeqiziyouyouhefang?”

shuoba,shouzhigoulegou,yizhangtuchengxianzaitadeyanqian。

eryuanzaitiantingdeyangjiandisanzhiyanmengranzhengkai,suihouwunaideyaoyaotou,qingshengtanqi,buzaizhuijiu。

wahuanggongzhurenxianglexianghou,youqiaoleqiaozhuozi。

xiayike,yigeduanzhuangwubidenvzizoulejinlai,xingli:

“niangniang,youhefenfu?”

“nazhetu,qujita!”

nvzikanzhepiaozaizijishouzhongdetu,jingyabuyi。

zaiganshoudaonaohaizhongduochulaizhangfandexinxi,buyoudejingewanfen。

taquebuganchiyi,lianmangxinglituixia。

......

zhiyuxifangdelianggelaotou,cishihaizaimanghuozhexiyouneidangzishi,yewuxinguowenrenzuzhishi,yejiubingmeiyoufaxianrenhedebianhua。

eryigesuandeshanghaoxiaoxidehuaixiaoxi,bazhangfanyumenhuaile。

“ding,suzhushentisuzhitigao10,xiulianzizhi+1!”

这说明什么?

shuomingshentisuzhitigao10,neijiushixiulianzizhitigao1dian!

bu,zheibushifeihua,ershizhenzhengdebaozhaxingdexiaoxi!

shuomingbujinjintakeyitishengxiulianzizhi,qitarenzhiyaoshichi,yekeyitigaoxiulianzizhi!

neimetadezheigefandian,jiubudandanshiyigefandianzheimejiandanle!

daoneigeshihou,haoduodedalaogujidouhuifaxianta!

yuanbenzizhikeyitigaoshiyigegaoxingdeshiqingni,kexianzaiqueshichouhuaitale。

“buxing,bixujinkuaizhaodaotishengdexiuweidefangshi!”

zhangfanyouxianglexiang,zaicijinzhouqimeitou。

nitishengyoushayonga,xianzaizheigeqingkuangbixuyaozhaodaodalaokaoshana!

zaishengrenbuchushoudeqingkuangxia,zuihaoshinengbajieshangsunhouzi!

kewanyisunhouzibulihaini,yaozhidaoxiyoujibanbenlaoduole。

zhangfanqianshishangwangchaguo,yuanzhudehouzizhidadaolenantianmen。

danshiyingshijulimiandehouziqueshizhenzhengdedanaotiangong。

sheizhidaozheilisuanshineigebanben?

张凡希望是后者。

yinweizenmekanyingshijulimiandehouzi,doubiyuanzhuyaohaoshuohua。

“小子过来!”

zhangfanxiangshiqingdeshihou,lishiminhanleyiju。

zhangfanzhoumei:“shuoshi!”

lishiminzhoulezhoumei,taturanyouhenbumanduifangzheitaidule。

bailebaishou,shiyichengyaojinliangchushenfen。

tabuzhuangle,tayaotanpai,tashihuangdibixia!

chengyaojinlianmangyikouhewanwanlidemiantang,qiangdekesouliangxia,ganjindao:

“zheiwei,jiushidangjinshengshang,tianzi!”

“!!!”zhangfanjingyidekanlekanlishimin,xinzhongbuyoujingxiwanfen。

xinzhongfeikuaisisuo,zijiyaobuyaobaozheitiaodatui。

suihoujiufoujuele,jiranlaidaolexiyoushijie,kebunengzaidangyishifanren。

napaqianfangfenshensuigu,yeyaoxiaosadehuoyishi。

lishiminlengxiao:“jiandaozhenweihebubai?”

zhangfanlengdan:“wozheiyihan,waimianderenkedouzhidaohuangdibixianinzaizheia!”

lishiminxianshiyileng,suihouxinzhongyueshiduizhangfanbuman。

niguixiakegetouhuisia,zhenliangchushenfengenmeiyouliangchushenmemaosishaqubiedoumeiyou......

“xiaozi,keyouxingqulaiwoyushanfangzuoguan?”

“没兴趣!”

“为何?”

“zuoguannengyouwoxianzaizheimezizaima?”

lishiminyaoyaotou,kaidiandanglaoban,xiangzuoshenmejiuzuoshenme。

“zuoguanzhihouwonenghexianzaizheiyanggennishuohuama?”

李世民再次摇摇头。

shia,buzuoguandehuaniyijiepingmin,huangdiquanlizaidayefanbuzhegennijijiao,haixiandediufen。

danshizuoleguan,nijiusuanshihuangjiadejianule,shijunluweijunyouma。

“suoyiwoxianzaitinghaode,zhiyaobuzuishangyilunnin,haishitinganquande。”

chengyaojinwenyandanu:“nizheidiaomin,shenmejiaozuishangbuyilun,neijiushixinzhongmabixiale!”

“luguogonga,woyoumeiyoumaofanbixia,woyoumeiyouweifanwodatangdefalv!”zhangfanwunaideyaoyaotou。

ruguozhangfanmeiyoucaicedehua,yanqianzheigehanhangujijiushichengyaojinle。

“xiaozi!”lishiminguzhuangyansudao:“dannidingzhuanglezhen,zheihaibushizuima?”

zhangfanxinzhongoleyisheng,yujiazhizuia!

“kenixianzaishiweifusifanga!”zhangfanxiaole:“wosilebuyaojin,nindemingshengabixia!!”

huangdijiupashenme,pamingshengluodia!

huangdishenmedoubuque,weiyiyaodejiushizaishishushangdepingjia。

zheizhangfansilemeiduodayaojinde,wanyiyourenchachulaishitagandeni。

erqie,tazheihuangweikeshishaxiongdelaide,zaikoushangyigebaojundemingtou......

不敢想啊!

lishimindangshilianjiudalalexialai,zheijianzhijiushidiaominyige,erqieyouyanbujin,gengbujizhenyidingdiandemianzi!

nishuonifugeruannengzadi,wohaizhendenengkanlenibucheng?

刁民,刁民,刁民!

lishiminhenshengqi,danshilianshangyijiushixiaoxixi。

jieguozhangfanyouyijuhua,ranglishiminchadiantiaoqilai:

“erqiebixia,wosilenijiuchibudaozheizhongmeiweile......”

“fangninainaidetuier~!”chengyaojindanu,zhizhezhangfanpokoudama:“niyigechuziyoushenmekehaohengde,buzhidaohaiyiweinishishenmedarenwu!”

“dazhangfufuguibunengyin,pinjianbunengyi,weiwubunengqu!“

“heng!”lishiminlenghengyisheng:“wochihaole!

tazaizheiliduodaiyike,jiuganjuexinlidudehuang

yidianmianzidoubujini,taiqile。

“nihao,yigongxiaofeiyiwantongqian,qingwenshiyongjintiaozhifu,haishiyongyinzizhifu,youhuozheshitongqian?”zhangfanxiaomimidekanzhelishimin。

“nigediaomin!”chengyaojinyebuguanlishiminzuozaiduimian,yipaizhuozitingshenerqi。

zhizhezhangfanpokoudama:“nizheishizaiqiaozha,xiaozinixiangsima!”

zhangfanyaotou:“meiyou,bendianmingmabiaojia!”

chengyaojinzhilezhixiezhejiagedexiaoheiban。

面:五铜钱。

chengyaojinnumuyideng:“kandaomei,shangmianxiezhedeshi5tongqian!”

zhangfanchenmo,banxiangzhihounaqibilai,zaixiamianyouxieleyixing。

面:五铜钱。

辣椒面:一万铜钱。

“本店明码标价!”

“!!!”

chengyaojinqidegangyaoyiquandaqu,lishiminhanleju:“man!”

lishiminjiezhedao:“zhijie,jita!”

chengyaojinyileng,danhaishijileduifang。

chumenzhihou,chengyaojinyihuodewendao。

“bixia,weishaburangwojiaoxunyidunzheixiaozi?”

“zuijinchenglibutaiping,yixiexiaotouzongxihuanwanshangxingdong!”

“a?”chengyaojingengjiamimangle。

“zheixiexiaotoutoubudaodongxi,jiuxihuanzouren,ai,zhenshirangzhenyouxietoutenga!”huangditanqi:“tongzhixiaqu,mingtiankaishisaochuchengneidebuliangfengqi,jianjuejiangzheiqunhunhunxiaomieganjing!”

这下程咬金懂了。

buzaimingmianshangganta,beidilizou!

jibiaoxianlezijikuanhongdaliang,haijieleqi,gengshijidianjiachuleqi,mingtianzailaidianli,shuozhenyidingqingsaoxiaohunhunyunyun,zaishuayibohaogandu。

陛下,不愧是你!

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kanlekanjirenliqudebeiying,zhangfanyoukanlekanzhuozishangdeyounidewan。

zheigeshijiekeshimeiyouxijiejinga!

yushitajiuzaiheibanshangjixuyixing:chiwanfanzijishuawan,bushualaruheimingdan,yongbujiedai!

youxianglexiang,haishijuedingbangzhuyixiakeliandegudairen:chiwanzhihou,qingshuo‘wocao,haola’xinqingjiuhuiwubishuchang。

“ai,zheixiashidezuilierle!”

zhangfanpiepiezui,buguozheiyemeishenme。

tadequequezheixieqian,ruguomeiyouzheiyiwankuai,tajiexialaidejihuajiubunengjinxing。

ruguokaozhetamanmandezhuanzheiyibiqiandehua,jiangbuzhidaoyaoduojiucaikeyi。

zaitazheijushenzidejiyilibiaoshi,yankanzheshuilufahuijiuyaokaishile。

tabixuyaozuohaozhunbei,zuohaowanquandezhunbei。

zheiyiwankuaiqian,tajianghuizaixitongchaoshilimianmaiwushudemiantiao,ranhouguyixierenqushishejineixieliulanghan。

shanxin,weizhuangqilaidedashanzhixin。

daoneigeshihou,cainengjiandaodaodegaowangzhongdetangxuanzhuang!