di6zhangnibuchengfo,tiandinanrong
tangsengzhengzhadebishangleshuangmu,shizaishitaidianfusanguanle,congxiaojiuxinyangdefo,zaiduifangzuilijingranrucibukan。
“tangseng,niyaoxuehuiyongzuihuaidexinsichuaiceshiqing!”
“naxieguangxianlianglidebeihou,jiujingyinzangzheshenmebuweirenzhidemimi!”
“zheijiushiniweilaiyaotanjiudemimi,zheijiushiniweilaiyaozuodeshiqing!”
“woshuodehuanikeyibuxin,danshiniqueyoubudebuxin,yinweizheishishijiedezhenxiang!”
zhangfanyikouqishuowanzheixie,ziguzidechiqilaidabaicai。
jiandaotangsenghaizaiditouchensi,yebulihuiduifang,zijizheixiehuazugouzheigedanchundexiaomengxinxiangxujiule。
luojidefeichangzhengquede,zhangfanyizhizaiqiangdiao,mibirouzhengui。
nibutongyi,neiqingwenrenhuangjinhuidiweishenmehuishuochu“baixingwusumichongji,hebushiroumi?”zheijuhua?
nishuotashibaichi,neiniyoumeiyouxiangguo,tadebaichijiushishenfozaochengde?
yuanyinjiushitashuochulezheigeshijiedezhenxiang?
jinerquyindaotangseng,qusikao,shenfoweishenmegaogaozaishang,tamendemudeshishenme?
yongzuidaidudesiweiqukaolvtaren,zheijiushizhangfanjitangsengguanshudesixiang!
zhangfanzheixiehuazaojiuxianglebantianle。
erzhangfanzhisuoyiyoudiqijiangtangsengzheigezhujiaodaiwai,ziranshiyoudiqi。
sheirangzijidehoutaishitongtianjiaozhu,haiyounvwaniangniangni?
shenzhishuo,zijisuozuodeyiqie,doushiweiletongtianjiaozhubaochouzuode,suoyishuo,zijibudanwuzui,faneryougong。
erqiezijidingrananranwuyang,bijingtongtianjiaozhuhuduzidebenxing,bijingzijiyeshitongtianrujinxinshoudedizi。
shenzhihaishiqinzixiafanshoude,qinchuandizi,fenliangyuhuangdadiherulaifozuyeyaodianliangdianliang!
“dashinibushuohuazuoshen,shizaibuxingjiuchicaia!”
“amituofo,pinsengshizaibuzhiruhele......”
kanzhetangsengyiliandemangran,zhangfanxiaolexiao:
“小了!”
“小了?”
“对,格局小了!”
zhangfanyilianzhengjing:“niguanhaozijibujiuxingle,bierenbuchiroujiubuchibei!”
“zhiyaoshinizijichiroubujiuxinglema?”
“chiwuxianduoderou,jiangneixieyouxiandemimiansucairangjibierenchibujiuxinglema?”
“duige,nijiafozubushiyoujuhuashuodehaoma,jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu!”
“是这句话吧!”
“tangsengniyoumeiyouxiangguozheiyangyigewenti。”
“jiushinimeichiyikouwuxianderou,nongminbobojiushaojiniyikoumifan?”
“eryoudeshihou,yikoumifanjiunengjiuhuoyigerendeming!”
“suoyishuo,nichiyikourou,jiushijiuhuoleyigeren!”
“nibuchengfo,sheichengfo?”
tangsengdoutingdaile,hainengzheiyangjieshima?
zhangfancongmingxiaojiqiao,zhiyaobabierendangchengshazi,zijidezhishangjiuwuxiangao。
ruguobierenbuxin,neijiushijingshuo,jintianshuowanmingtianshuo,yigeyuebuxingjiuyinian。
zhiyaoniluojitongshun,zongyoutaxindeyitian。
tangsengchayi:“hai......hainengzheiyangjieshima?”
zhangfanzhengzhongdiantou:“ng,dui!”
“tangsenga,nichiyikourou,jiujiuhuoyigeren,neiniweishenmebuchi?”
“neixieshanqudehaizi,liulangdecanqueren,neixiepinqiongdelimingbaixing,niyikouroujiukeyijiangtamenjiuhuo!”
“懂吗?”
tangshanzuichunzhandou,shuangshouheshi,bimunianamituofo。
“nianshenmeamituocuo,tangsengnizheishizaitaobi!”
“wowenni,nichiyikoucaijiunengjiuhuoyigeren,nijiubujiu?”
唐僧不动于衷。
“nijiuyanzhengzhengdekanzherensizainimianqianma?”
“zheihenazhetudaosharendeeguntufu,youyouheyi?”
唐僧摇摇头:
“pinsengbingfeishibujiu,pinsengershibuxiangxinroushiwuxianduode!”
zhangfanyiting,tangsengbingmeiyoufanbochirounengjiuren,ershirangtazhengmingroushiwuxianduode。
neimeyejiushishuo,tangsengyijingzaiqianyishiliyijingrentonglechiroujiurenzheijianshi。
zhiyaozijizhengmingrouwuxianduojiukeyile!
“wozheilijiuyouwuxianduoderou!”
“tangsengniyaoduoshaorou,yaoduoshaojiujiukeyijinibianchulaiduoshao!”
“dangran,zhiyaonijiwoqian!”
唐僧疑惑:“钱?”
“wanwujieyounengliang,erqianyesuanshiyizhongnengliang!”
“qiankeyihuanquliangshi,laizhengjiuwanmin,niyuanyima?”
tangsengyihuo,zheishizaishitaidianfutadesanguanle,zaizenmeshuotarujinyeshiyigeweicengjianguoshimiandefanreneryi。
“你不信?”
“haoba,neiwojiniyanshiyixia?”
唐僧点头。
zhangfanxiaole,suihoudashouyihui,zhuozishangjiupingkongchuxianleliangpanyangroujuan。
suihou,zhangfanjiukaishishuanyangrou。
“信了吗?”
jiandaotangsenghaishiwudongyuzhong,zhangfanzhunbeishichulebishaji。
zhangfanshenchu4genshouzhitou:“wozhangdalihaizaizheilifa4,jinriduixuanzhuangdashisuoyan,jujushu4,ruoyoubanjujiahua,tiandaleipi!”
kandaozheilidetongtianjiaozhujingebuyi,yiweizhangfanzhendeyaofashilaizhe。
tiandaoshiyanzheiwanyi,neikeshizhendelingyande,yibanxiushishibuganfashide。
danshitongtiantingdaozhangfanzhei‘zhanglihai’,hezheiqiguaidekouyin,buyoudepuchiyile。
dashouyihui,zhangfanshenbianjiuduochulaiyiguqiguaidenengliangbodong。
zhangfanhetangsengdouganjuedaole,zhangfanhainamende,yiweizhendeshitiandaochengrenshiyanleni。
jieguoerbianchuanlailetongtiandeshengyin:“jiade。”
zhangfanxiaole,zheishishituerrenqixinxielikengtangsenga!
tangsenga,shengrendoulaihuyounile,nibushangdangsheishangdang?
cishidetangsengyijingbuzhengzhale,duifangdoufashile,zheigeshijieshanghaiyousheinengbixintugengxiangxinshiyande?
tangsengwanquanxiangxinlezhangfandeshuofa,zhishiduirulaihaiyouyisidenianxiangbale。
bingbushishuotangsengshishazi,zhishitayizhizaichensichiroujiurenzheijianshi,bingmeitaitoukanzhangfanshoushi,yemeiyouzaiyizhangfanmingzi,gengmeiyouzaihuzhangfandekouyin。
ercikedetangsengchuyuyizhongqiguaidezhuangtai,zhangfanshuodehua,zhiyaoshibuwanquandianfusanguan,tadouxuanzexiangxinle。
“qian?”tangsenghuiguoshenlai,muguangzhongzhongyoushen:“pinsenggairuhezuo?”
“dapozhigu,kaishichirou!”
“nizhiyaochiyikouhaowujiazhiderou,jiukeyishengxiayikoujiurendemi!”
“erzheiyikoujiurendemi,jiukeyijiuyigeren!”
“yejiushishuo,chiroujiushizaijiuren!”
“jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu,erniyidunfandeshijianjiukeyishengwushudefutu!”
“zaijiashangnizaiwozheilimairou,ranhouqujiuzhineixieliulanghan!”
“nijiushigongdewulianga!”
“ruciyilai,nibuchengfo,tiandinanrong!”
tangsengzhengzhongdedianlediantou:“pinsengdongle,dengpinsenghuidaojinshansi,lijizhaorenmaidiaofozuhuangjindiaoxiang,huanqujinqianlaigoumaiwuxianderou!”
“amituofo,pinsenggaocile!”
“dashixianchikourouzaizouba!”
tangsengyileng,taitoukandaozhangfanzheichengkendeyanshen,dianlediantou。
“wolaijiaoni,jiaqiyipianroulaishuanliangxia,ai,dui,zaizhanyizhanzhimajiang,chixiaqu,chixiaqu,aidui!”
tangsengyikouchixiazheibaoguozhehouhouzhimajiangdefeiyangjuan,zhimajiangdeweidaozaikouzhongbaokai,suihoushiyangshanroudexiangwei。
xinzhonggaosuzijichirenshizaijiurendeta,kaishijujiao。
dunshijiurangtangsengdeyanjingdaliang,xinzhongchanshengleyigeniantou。
“rucimeiwei,foweiheburangchi,chiroushishasheng,danmimianqingcaitongyangshiyoushengmingdea!”
zheiyike,tangsengturandunwule!