第6章 你不成佛,天地难容

di6zhangnibuchengfo,tiandinanrong

tangsengzhengzhadebishangleshuangmu,shizaishitaidianfusanguanle,congxiaojiuxinyangdefo,zaiduifangzuilijingranrucibukan。

“tangseng,niyaoxuehuiyongzuihuaidexinsichuaiceshiqing!”

“naxieguangxianlianglidebeihou,jiujingyinzangzheshenmebuweirenzhidemimi!”

“zheijiushiniweilaiyaotanjiudemimi,zheijiushiniweilaiyaozuodeshiqing!”

“woshuodehuanikeyibuxin,danshiniqueyoubudebuxin,yinweizheishishijiedezhenxiang!”

zhangfanyikouqishuowanzheixie,ziguzidechiqilaidabaicai。

jiandaotangsenghaizaiditouchensi,yebulihuiduifang,zijizheixiehuazugouzheigedanchundexiaomengxinxiangxujiule。

luojidefeichangzhengquede,zhangfanyizhizaiqiangdiao,mibirouzhengui。

nibutongyi,neiqingwenrenhuangjinhuidiweishenmehuishuochu“baixingwusumichongji,hebushiroumi?”zheijuhua?

nishuotashibaichi,neiniyoumeiyouxiangguo,tadebaichijiushishenfozaochengde?

yuanyinjiushitashuochulezheigeshijiedezhenxiang?

jinerquyindaotangseng,qusikao,shenfoweishenmegaogaozaishang,tamendemudeshishenme?

yongzuidaidudesiweiqukaolvtaren,zheijiushizhangfanjitangsengguanshudesixiang!

zhangfanzheixiehuazaojiuxianglebantianle。

erzhangfanzhisuoyiyoudiqijiangtangsengzheigezhujiaodaiwai,ziranshiyoudiqi。

sheirangzijidehoutaishitongtianjiaozhu,haiyounvwaniangniangni?

shenzhishuo,zijisuozuodeyiqie,doushiweiletongtianjiaozhubaochouzuode,suoyishuo,zijibudanwuzui,faneryougong。

erqiezijidingrananranwuyang,bijingtongtianjiaozhuhuduzidebenxing,bijingzijiyeshitongtianrujinxinshoudedizi。

shenzhihaishiqinzixiafanshoude,qinchuandizi,fenliangyuhuangdadiherulaifozuyeyaodianliangdianliang!

“dashinibushuohuazuoshen,shizaibuxingjiuchicaia!”

“amituofo,pinsengshizaibuzhiruhele......”

kanzhetangsengyiliandemangran,zhangfanxiaolexiao:

“小了!”

“小了?”

“对,格局小了!”

zhangfanyilianzhengjing:“niguanhaozijibujiuxingle,bierenbuchiroujiubuchibei!”

“zhiyaoshinizijichiroubujiuxinglema?”

“chiwuxianduoderou,jiangneixieyouxiandemimiansucairangjibierenchibujiuxinglema?”

“duige,nijiafozubushiyoujuhuashuodehaoma,jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu!”

“是这句话吧!”

“tangsengniyoumeiyouxiangguozheiyangyigewenti。”

“jiushinimeichiyikouwuxianderou,nongminbobojiushaojiniyikoumifan?”

“eryoudeshihou,yikoumifanjiunengjiuhuoyigerendeming!”

“suoyishuo,nichiyikourou,jiushijiuhuoleyigeren!”

“nibuchengfo,sheichengfo?”

tangsengdoutingdaile,hainengzheiyangjieshima?

zhangfancongmingxiaojiqiao,zhiyaobabierendangchengshazi,zijidezhishangjiuwuxiangao。

ruguobierenbuxin,neijiushijingshuo,jintianshuowanmingtianshuo,yigeyuebuxingjiuyinian。

zhiyaoniluojitongshun,zongyoutaxindeyitian。

tangsengchayi:“hai......hainengzheiyangjieshima?”

zhangfanzhengzhongdiantou:“ng,dui!”

“tangsenga,nichiyikourou,jiujiuhuoyigeren,neiniweishenmebuchi?”

“neixieshanqudehaizi,liulangdecanqueren,neixiepinqiongdelimingbaixing,niyikouroujiukeyijiangtamenjiuhuo!”

“懂吗?”

tangshanzuichunzhandou,shuangshouheshi,bimunianamituofo。

“nianshenmeamituocuo,tangsengnizheishizaitaobi!”

“wowenni,nichiyikoucaijiunengjiuhuoyigeren,nijiubujiu?”

唐僧不动于衷。

“nijiuyanzhengzhengdekanzherensizainimianqianma?”

“zheihenazhetudaosharendeeguntufu,youyouheyi?”

唐僧摇摇头:

“pinsengbingfeishibujiu,pinsengershibuxiangxinroushiwuxianduode!”

zhangfanyiting,tangsengbingmeiyoufanbochirounengjiuren,ershirangtazhengmingroushiwuxianduode。

neimeyejiushishuo,tangsengyijingzaiqianyishiliyijingrentonglechiroujiurenzheijianshi。

zhiyaozijizhengmingrouwuxianduojiukeyile!

“wozheilijiuyouwuxianduoderou!”

“tangsengniyaoduoshaorou,yaoduoshaojiujiukeyijinibianchulaiduoshao!”

“dangran,zhiyaonijiwoqian!”

唐僧疑惑:“钱?”

“wanwujieyounengliang,erqianyesuanshiyizhongnengliang!”

“qiankeyihuanquliangshi,laizhengjiuwanmin,niyuanyima?”

tangsengyihuo,zheishizaishitaidianfutadesanguanle,zaizenmeshuotarujinyeshiyigeweicengjianguoshimiandefanreneryi。

“你不信?”

“haoba,neiwojiniyanshiyixia?”

唐僧点头。

zhangfanxiaole,suihoudashouyihui,zhuozishangjiupingkongchuxianleliangpanyangroujuan。

suihou,zhangfanjiukaishishuanyangrou。

“信了吗?”

jiandaotangsenghaishiwudongyuzhong,zhangfanzhunbeishichulebishaji。

zhangfanshenchu4genshouzhitou:“wozhangdalihaizaizheilifa4,jinriduixuanzhuangdashisuoyan,jujushu4,ruoyoubanjujiahua,tiandaleipi!”

kandaozheilidetongtianjiaozhujingebuyi,yiweizhangfanzhendeyaofashilaizhe。

tiandaoshiyanzheiwanyi,neikeshizhendelingyande,yibanxiushishibuganfashide。

danshitongtiantingdaozhangfanzhei‘zhanglihai’,hezheiqiguaidekouyin,buyoudepuchiyile。

dashouyihui,zhangfanshenbianjiuduochulaiyiguqiguaidenengliangbodong。

zhangfanhetangsengdouganjuedaole,zhangfanhainamende,yiweizhendeshitiandaochengrenshiyanleni。

jieguoerbianchuanlailetongtiandeshengyin:“jiade。”

zhangfanxiaole,zheishishituerrenqixinxielikengtangsenga!

tangsenga,shengrendoulaihuyounile,nibushangdangsheishangdang?

cishidetangsengyijingbuzhengzhale,duifangdoufashile,zheigeshijieshanghaiyousheinengbixintugengxiangxinshiyande?

tangsengwanquanxiangxinlezhangfandeshuofa,zhishiduirulaihaiyouyisidenianxiangbale。

bingbushishuotangsengshishazi,zhishitayizhizaichensichiroujiurenzheijianshi,bingmeitaitoukanzhangfanshoushi,yemeiyouzaiyizhangfanmingzi,gengmeiyouzaihuzhangfandekouyin。

ercikedetangsengchuyuyizhongqiguaidezhuangtai,zhangfanshuodehua,zhiyaoshibuwanquandianfusanguan,tadouxuanzexiangxinle。

“qian?”tangsenghuiguoshenlai,muguangzhongzhongyoushen:“pinsenggairuhezuo?”

“dapozhigu,kaishichirou!”

“nizhiyaochiyikouhaowujiazhiderou,jiukeyishengxiayikoujiurendemi!”

“erzheiyikoujiurendemi,jiukeyijiuyigeren!”

“yejiushishuo,chiroujiushizaijiuren!”

“jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu,erniyidunfandeshijianjiukeyishengwushudefutu!”

“zaijiashangnizaiwozheilimairou,ranhouqujiuzhineixieliulanghan!”

“nijiushigongdewulianga!”

“ruciyilai,nibuchengfo,tiandinanrong!”

tangsengzhengzhongdedianlediantou:“pinsengdongle,dengpinsenghuidaojinshansi,lijizhaorenmaidiaofozuhuangjindiaoxiang,huanqujinqianlaigoumaiwuxianderou!”

“amituofo,pinsenggaocile!”

“dashixianchikourouzaizouba!”

tangsengyileng,taitoukandaozhangfanzheichengkendeyanshen,dianlediantou。

“wolaijiaoni,jiaqiyipianroulaishuanliangxia,ai,dui,zaizhanyizhanzhimajiang,chixiaqu,chixiaqu,aidui!”

tangsengyikouchixiazheibaoguozhehouhouzhimajiangdefeiyangjuan,zhimajiangdeweidaozaikouzhongbaokai,suihoushiyangshanroudexiangwei。

xinzhonggaosuzijichirenshizaijiurendeta,kaishijujiao。

dunshijiurangtangsengdeyanjingdaliang,xinzhongchanshengleyigeniantou。

“rucimeiwei,foweiheburangchi,chiroushishasheng,danmimianqingcaitongyangshiyoushengmingdea!”

zheiyike,tangsengturandunwule!