第三章 两个弱鸡

muyankanzhezheiyixiaoxingzi,yanjingweiweimilemi,zhuangxiaoxuesheng?

kanbuchulai,ting**de。

pingmushangyinweimoxiaoxiaozhuangxiaoxuesheng,douzhale。

“nitemezuozuoyelema?”

“xiaoxueshengbielaicanhairena!”

“nimazaipangbiankanzhenini!”

“daqiaogenchengyaojingunbian,biechulaisongsi!”

moxiaoxiaoneixinhaowubolan,shenzhiyoudianxiangxiao。

jiranburangtaqusongsi,danzuoweiduiyouyifenzi,haishiyaochuyifenweibodeliliang。

tayidongzhedaqiaolaidaobaojunxiaolongmianqian,dasuanjiduiyouzhangzhangjingji,ranhou……tabeixiaolongbaojundasile,sile,le……

pingmushangchuxiandeshibaojundasidaqiaodetexie。

“我去!”

“xiaoxueshengninengguaiguaizhanzhebiedongma?”

gengrangdajiabengkuideshi,pingmushangzaicichuxiantexie,zhuzaidasichengyaojin。

chengyaojinbeizhuzaidalongdasile,sile,le……

gezhepingmu,tadouganjuedaochaneijiandejijing,yijizhuweitoudingyiqunfeiguodewuya,jiaodewubixiangliang。

“woqu,zheilianggepashishaziba!”

“shachengzheiyang,meijiule!”

pingmubuduanbengchulaiduiyoumendejuewangxinxi,yijidifangdegezhongdianzan666dehuayu。

xujiuhou,chengyaojinruoruodifachulaiyitiaoxiaoxi。

“geweigegejiejie,wocainianyinianji。”

zhongrendouchenmole,yinggaidoudangzoulegoushiyunpipeidaozheizhongduiyou。

yankandifangyijidadaowofangdeshuijing,pingmushangbengchulaiyixingzi。

“chengyaojin、daqiaonimenlianggefangxuejiwodengzhe,caochangshangjian!”

qiaoqiao,zheicaishizhenzhengdexiaoxueshenga!

jieshuhou,moxiaoxiaozaicibeijubaole,danzheicitabingbujimo。

yinweineiweicainiaoyanyangentayiyang。

pianke,neiweicainiaoyanyanfalaisixin。

烟烟:你很菜哦!

xiaoxiao:shuodehaoxiangnibucaiyiyang!

yanyan:ng,genniyiyangcai。

moxiaoxiaoqijie,zheihuoshuohuazhenshiyidiandoubuguaiwanmojiao。

烟烟:还来吗?

xiaoxiao:laijiulai,pania!

ranhouliangrenjixudapipei。

moxiaoxiaoxuanlelubanqihao,eryanyanxuanlehouyi,zheilianghuoshichulemingdecuipi,dengtongyunaodaishangxiezhe‘rongyisi’sangezi。

wuyi,liangrensongrentoudecishuyijingdadaole,difangkangtayeyaojinlaidasitamendedibu。

tuichuhou,moxiaoxiaojiyanyanfaxinxi:buwanle,nisidiaodeyangziyijingshenshendikezaiwonaohaili。

yanyan:nisidiaodeyangzi,woyejizhule。

yanyan:woyougeyiwen,weishenmeniwandezheimezhahaibufangqi?

moxiaoxiaochenmolehui,xiangzhefanzhengburenshita,gaosutayewufang。

xiaoxiao:weilewodenanshen,wobixuyaoxuehuiwanzheigeyouxi。

烟烟:男神?

xiaoxiao:ng,weilenenggougentabingjianzuozhan,wohuochuqule!

yanyan:xiangxinwo,wonengdainifeiqilai!

suirantingqilaihenbukaopu,danmoxiaoxiaonandezhaodaoyigebuxianqizijideren,jiumianqiangjitadianmianziba!

xiaoxiao:nihaishiguhaonizijiba!

mianduimoxiaoxiaodezhiyi,yanyanmeiyoujieshi,falejuwananjiuxialexian。

moxiaoxiaoyexialexian,zhuanerqukannanshendezhuanti,yiwaifaxian,tajingranbeihaoyunzazhongle!

tiana!tazaidixiadeliuyanbeixuanzhongle!

yejiushishuo,tanenggouchengweinanshendetudi!