【xiaotian:zheizhongshouduanshizaishitaicanrenle,xizhaoweishenmebufankangni?】
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铠一宇宙,
ERP基地。
看完整段视频之后。
xinnansanrendexinqingmomingdechenzhongqilai。
“yebuzhidaoxizhaohexueaokaijiashizenmeluodaojiewangdeshouzhong,huranjuedetatingkeliande。”
meizhentongqingdao:“shia,pingchangrenmeitianjingshouzheizhongzhemo,zaojiuyijingfafengle。”
“tahainengbaochilizhi,zhenshiburongyia。”
shouzhiqingqingqiaoleqiaozhuomian,xinnanhuranjianyidao。
“huoxuwomenkeyibaxizhaojizhengquguolai。”
“congshangcideshipinhezheiyicitaqukanwangxiaosongdeqingkuanglaikan。”
“tadebenxingyinggaibuhuai,zhishipobudeyicaichengweileyingjiedezhuaya。”
“ruguowomennenggouzhenxindejienata,neimetayouhendadekenengqiantouming。”
tingdaoxinnanzheimeyishuo,dongshanhemeizhenliangrenyedoushiyanqianyiliang,juedehenyoukexingxing。
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另外一边,
水库的边缘地带。
xizhaoshuangyanwushendetiaowangzheyuanfang,
cishitayemeiyoushenmexinsijixuquwanchengrenwule。
tadenaohaidangzhongbuzijuedehuixiangqishangcishipindangzhong。
zijihexinnantamenyiqizaigongyuanliyecanshaokaodeqingxing。
dangshidanmushangdoushuotahenshiwodi,jiulianjiewangyemeiyouhuaiyi。
danqishizhiyoutacaizhidao,
neishishipindangzhongdetakaixinshizhende,xiaorongyeshizhende。
huanhuanwojinlequantou,xizhaomuguangkaishibiandejiandingqilai.
铠三宇宙,
快乐屋拉面店。
“zhenshisangxinbingkuang,yongzheimemengdedianliulai**renti,jianzhijiushibiantai。”
kanzheshipindangzhongyiliancanyangdexizhao,zhengyiganmanmandemalingling,henshitongqing。
duanmuyanyejiweirentongdediandiantou。
“zhaojiewangzheimegaoxiaqu,xizhaochizaohuichuwenti!”
“jibianshentibuhuikuadiao,tadejingshenzhuangtaiyehuifashenggaibian。”
duanmuyancaicedao:“meizhunjiushiyinweijiewangdesuozuosuowei。”
“zheicaidaozhixizhaozuizhongbeipanleyingjieshili,jiarukaijiayongshidexinglie!”
ruguoshuozaikancicishipinzhiqian,duanmuyanhuoxuhaihuihuaiyixizhaodehua,
neimekanwanlezheiduanshipin,tawanquanyouliyouxiangxinxizhaoshizhendexiangyaoqiantouming!
bijingdongbudongjiushiyidungaoqiangdudedianya**,zheitemesheishoudele?
将心比心,
yaoshitaduanmuyanshoudaozheizhongfeirendezhemo,zaojiubajiewangguhuidoujiyangle!
xiangdaozheili,duanmuyanyouyouxieqingxing。
haihaozijizheibiandefanpaimensuiranyehenedu,danmeiyouzheimedebiantai。
tamenzuiduoyejiushigaogaobingdu,qiangjiefanzui。
buxiangyanlongkaijiatamensuozaideshijie,jihutiantiandouyousiren。
zuikubideshishenweikaijiazhaohuanren,jingranhaibeifanpaiyonggaoyadiansimingdian!
啧啧,想想就可怕!
jiuzaiduanmuyananzibijiaolianggeshijiedechayishi。
malinglinghuranjiaodao:“duanmu,kuaikan,shipinyougengxinle!”
wenyan,duanmuyanlimashouhuisixu,taitourenzhenkanqilexinyiqishipindebiaoti。
【teshepandiandierqi:heieshili·kaijiaerdui!!】
“铠甲二队?”
“还黑恶势力?!”
kandaoguangmushangneiyixingxianyandebiaoti,duanmuyanzhenggerendoushiyileng。
“zheiyinggaishuodebushiwomenzheigeshijieba?”
malinglingfenxidao:“zanmenyanxiayejiuzhichuxianlenawakaijiahecinamikaijia。”
“lianyigeduiwudoulabuqiquan,nalaidekaijiaerdui。”
duanmuyandiandiantou,jieguohuatou:
“suoyishuo,bushiyanlongkaijianeibian,jiushixingtiankaijianeigeshijie。”
“wodaoyaokankan,jiujingshizenmegeheieshilifa。”
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铠二宇宙,
欢迎铁板烧店内。
kanzheshiguangmushangluomuzhihouyougengxinchulaidexinyiqibiaoti。
xiaogangtamendoujuedeyouxielipu。
“shenmegui!kaijiayongshibudoushidaibiaozhengyideyifangma?”
“zheigesuoweideheieshiliyoushizenmeyihuishi?”
xiaofeiyeyouxiebengbuzhu,yilianhuyideshuodao。
“nandaoshishuowomensangedangzhonghuiyourenzuolepantu,jiarulelufaneiyibian?”
“haibazanmendekaijiazhaohuanqidoujitouzoule,genyoumingtuanzuchenglekaijiaerdui!”
“made!buhuizhendeyourenzuolediqiudeqiujianba?”
tingdaoxiaofeizheibannaodongdakaideyanlun。
xiaotian、huanyinghaiyouqingzizaisanrenquandoushilianseyihei。
就特么离谱!
谁教你这么推理的?
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铠一宇宙,
cishi,xinnansanrenyezaitaolunzheigexinxianchuludeshipinbiaoti。
dongshancuolecuoshou,youxieguguaideshuodao:
“buzhidaoweishenme,wozongganjuezheicideshipinhaoxiangyougenzanmenyouguan。”
wuduyouou,xinnanyexiangshiganshoudaoyigumingmingzhizhongdeehan。
“yinggaibuhuiba...”
想了想,保险起见,
xinnanyouwenxiangmeizhen:“meizhen,nigenboshiyoujihuagaoshenmekaijiaerduima?”
“meiyoua。”meizhenduanrandao,“bushiyounimenjigezaima?”
“ganmahaiyaoqugaodiergeduiwu,zheibushimeishizhaoshima?”
tingdaozheihua,xinnanhedongshanliangrenduishiyiyan,xinqinglikefangsonglexialai。
shia,ruguobusuanshangneitaozhongjikaijiadihuangkaijiadehua。
neimewuxingkaijiajiuzheimewutao,nayoushenmefuyuquzhengdiergeduiwu。
kanlaishitamenlianggeduoxinle。
zheicishipinyinggaijiushifashengzaiqitalianggeshijiedangzhong。
tamenzhixuyaokanxijiuxingle。
yushisanrenbuzaixiantan,doukaishirenzhendekanqileshipin。
ranerdangshipinzhenzhengkaishibofangshi,tamendelianseshunjiankuadiao。
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zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia,shipinkaishibofangqilai。
qiugaoqishuang,tianlangqiqing。
daxdaxuefushuyiyuanyirujiwangdeqingjing。
jingtoulveguoyiyuandecemen,wuweiniansuixiangfangdeqingniancongdamenlimianbingpaizhezouchu。
wurenyibianshuoxiaozhe,yibianhuodongzhejingu。
“haole,zhongyukeyichuyuanle。”
“shia,tangle、lezheimejiu,yegaihuodonghuodongle。”
“...”
随着镜头的拉近,
guanzhongmenfaxian,zheiwurencongzuodaoyouheranjiushi。
dongshan、xizhao、kunzhong、beimiao、xinnan!
yishizhijian,zhenggedanmuququandouzhaleguo。
【dongshan:**!shenmeqingkuangzheishi?!zheizenmeshiwomenzheibian?】
【xinnan:haiyoukunzhonghexizhao,tamenlianggeyejiarulewomendeduiwudangzhongma?erqiezheigeyiyuanyoushizenmehuishi?】
kanzheshipindangzhongdezijiheqitajiweiduiyou。
xinnanhedongshanliangrendoushixinluanruma,yitouwushui。
bieshuoshitamenle,jiulianqitadeguanzhongmenyedoushixiangdangfeijie。
【xiaogang:zheizhongjiandaodifashengleshenmeshi?zenmexizhaohekunzhongliangrenjiuturandejiarulekaijiayongshideduilie?】
【makuohai:bujinruci,kanyangzitamenjirendeguanxihaitebiedehexietuanjie,zheishizaishiyoudianguiyiya。】
【malingling:zheizhongjianyidingshifashenglexiangdangzhongyaodeshiqingcaidui!burandehuatamen5geyebuhuicongyiyuanlichulaide。】
【jiewang:gaiside!xizhaozheigehunzhang,nandaobeipanlewo?】
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butisixuhunzadeguanzhongmen,
再次回到视频当中。
jinglileyichangdazhan,zaiyiyuanlitanglelianggeyue,tamenwugeganjuegutoudoukuaisule。
yincijirenyiheji,bianzhaoleyigekafeitingfangsongyixia,weishunlichuyuanzuogeqingzhu。
“...suoyishuonimenmeichiguozhenzhengdemalaba?”
“到时候辣死你。”
“dongshanniyebuxingba?”
jirenyoushuoyouxiao,lianggeyuedaizaiyiyuan,zuilidoukuaidanchuleniao。
huatiziranerrandejiupianyidaoleyinshifangmian。
xinnanyeshikailangxiaodao:“woyoushichihunancai,ladewoyanleidoudiaoxialaile。”
“zheijiusuanlale?”chihuoxizhaochangyidao,“xiaciyoujihuiwomenhaohaodebihuayixia。”
“neiganqinghao。”dongshandiandiantou。
“yiyuandeshiwutaiqingdanle,erqiehaizhengzhengchilelianggeyue,chidewoshetoudoumule。”
kandaodongshanneiyaotoudeyangzi,zhongrendoukuaihahaxiaoleqilai。
beimiaoxiaodao:“neidengxiawoqingke,dajiayihuoqu。”
kunzhong:“neijiuyoukoufule。”
“wokeyaodachiniyidun。”xinnanwanxiaodao。
xizhaohuaixiaodao:“daoshihounikebieshuowomenchitaiduonihouhuile。”
“woshuoqingkekaishijueduishibuhuihouhuide。”beimiaopaizhexiongfubaozhengdao。
“nimenzhibuzhidao,woyouyicilianxumaidanmaileyigeyueni。”
“...”
kanzhejirenqilerongrongdeyangzi,yishizhijianguanzhongmendourenbuzhuroulerouyanjing。
【makuohai:bushi,wozheishizaoshangmeishuixingqimengle,haishichuxianhuanjuele?neigexiaozheshuoyaoqingkedejingranshibeimiao?!】
【xiaogang:wodetian!choupikuangjingrangentadeduiyoudachengleyipian,haiyoushuoyouxiaode!zheitemebuhuishizaizuomengba?】
【xiaofei:shipinlideneigejiahuozhendeshichoupikuang?!tabushiyizhidoutingbudaijianxinnandema?zenmexianzaiganqingbiandezheimehaole,woca,taiyangdaxibianchulaile!】
【meizhen:woyeyouxiekanbudongle,shipinlimiandezhendeshibeimiaoma?】
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回到画面视频当中,
jiuzaijirenyoushuoyouxiaoshangliangzhequdachiyidundeshihou。
yilianxiaoyidemeizhen,congbeihouchuxian,kuaibuzoulai。
“hai!gongxinimenhuifule!”
meizhenjingzhizuoxia,xiaozheshuodao:“nimenjigeqisedoubucuoa。”
“neidangran。”kunzhongshuodao,“zanmendoutanglelianggeduoyue,nengbuhaoma?”
yiqunshuxidexiaohuobanzuozaiyiqi,
liaozhesuoshi,hezhekafei,xiangshouzhepiankedeanning。
只可惜好景不长。
haimeizuoxiayihuier,meizhendeshoujijiufalaiyiduanxunhao。
ganshoudaoshoujidezhendong,meizhenliansehuranyibian,shenseyouxiefuzaqilai。
jiuzaiguanzhongmenxinzhongyousuoyihuodeshihou。
几人所在的街角里,
yigedaizheyanjingchuanzhebaisechenshandenanren,liangundaipadechaozhezheibianpaolai。
kantaneiyangzi,haoxiangshenhouyoushenmehongshuimengshouzaizhuizhuyiyang。
xiayimiao,wugeliansezhuaizhuaideqingniancongguaijiaochujielianchuxian。
guangmuhaitiexindezaimeigerendeshenbianbiaochuletamendexingming。
从左到右分别是:
diannan、wendong、fangzhong、beikai、zexi。
kanzhetamenwugerendemingzi,guanzhongmenquandouyilengyilengde。
suiranbuzhidaotamenshilaiganshenmede,dantamenjigejueduibujiandan!
bijingzhongsuozhouzhi,longtaoshibukenengyouxingmingde。
视频当中,
wurenyizipaikai,bujinbumandegenzaineigebaiyichenshannandehoumian。
congtamendejiashishanglaikan,xiangshixiaohunhunzaiqifuren。
danshiqingyouhaoxiangbingbushineimedejiandan。
听到动静,
yuanbenzaixianliaodexinnantamenwugeyekaishitingzhiletanhua,piantoukanleguolai。
ranhou,zaitamenjirendezhushizhixia。
neigebeizhuigandechenshannannuhouyisheng,
zhijiebianchengleyigehunshenqiheixiangmaoxiongedeyinengshou!
【etuhufa:wochecaohuimang!!zheitemebushiwoma?!laozizenmehuibeiwugeputongrennianzhepao?zheitemezheishipinshijiadeba?】
【ejinhufa:etu,nizheishizaigaoshenmemingtang?zenmelianputongdediqiurendoupa,zhenshibawomenanyinghufadeliandoujidiujinle!】
【etuhufa:zhei,zheizhei...woyebuzhidaoshizenmeyihuishia!】
【meizhen:neigeyinengshoushietuhufa?nengbatazhuizhepao,neiqibushishuoneiwugeren...】
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回到视频当中,
dangkandaoneiwugerenchuxianshi,
yuanbenliansebuduijingdemeizhengengjiazuolibuanle。
erxinnantamenzeshiquandoubazhuyilifangzaileneigeyinengshoushenshang!
yanjianguaiwuxianshenle,jirenxinzhongyijing,erhuabushuojiuchongshangqianqu。
meizhenliansejubian,gangxianglazhutamen,jieguowurenquandouchongchuqule。
kanzhemeizhendelianse,suoyoudeguanzhongmenlimajiuyishidaolebuduijing。
lingwaiyibian,xianluchuzhenshendeetuhufa,jiangshouzhongdedadaokangzaijianshang。
ehenhendedingzhemianqiandewuren。
“..zheishinimenzizhaode!”
duimiandediannanwurenshifenbuxiediqingxiaoyisheng,zhengyaoyousuodongzuo。
huran,xinnanyixingrendangzailetamenshenqian。
haihaoxindetixingleyiju。
“weixian,nimenkuaizou。”
然而,
kanzhebeiduidezijidexinnantamen,diannanwurenxianshiyileng。
suihouliansebiandeguguaiqilai,zuijiaohaidaizheyisiruoyouruowudechaonong。
wurentingxialeshouzhongdedongzuo,zhuaizhuaidishuangshouchadou。
meiyoulikaibushuo,fanerluchukanhaoxidebiaoqing。
zhikexibeiduizhetamenjigedexinnandengrenbingmeiyoukanjian。
xinnanwurenbiciduishiyiyan,douyouxieyueyueyushi。
beimiaolangshengdao:“womenyehaojiumeishishishenshoule。”
“neijiuyiqilaiba。”xinnanqingshengdao。
wurendiandiantou,yitongquchulekaijiazhaohuanqifangzaileshouwanshang,kaishizhaohuankaijia!
“炎龙铠甲!!”
“风鹰铠甲!!”
“地虎铠甲!!”
“黑犀铠甲!!”
“雪獒铠甲!!”
ranerwurengangxiangzhaohuankaijia,jinxingheti,
结果!
daizhezhaohuanqideshouwanjiumengranchuanlaiyizhenjutong!
suizhexiweidedianliushanguo,wurendekaijiazhaohuanjingranshibaile!
kandaozheiyimu,suoyoudeguanzhongmenquandoushimianluzhenjing。
【kunzhong:!!zheijiujingshizenmeyihuishi?wogangxiangkanzijidiyicibianshenni?zenmejiushibaile?】
【xiaosong:zhei...zheigaibuhuishikaijiazhaohuanqichuxianguzhangleba?huozheshuoshierpjididexinhaofasheqiyouwenti?burandehuazenmekenengwugerentongshishibaini!】
【xiaogang:wanle,shiqingzhipabushizhaohuanqi,guzhangneimejiandan!anyouyugan,xinnantamenjigechudashile!】
【ejinhufa:hahaha,kezhenshiyuelaiyueyouyisile,zheiwugegaisidejiahuojingranbianbuleshen。】
【malingling:kaijiaerdui?kaijiaerdui!!zaogao,shiqingkezhenshidadabumiaole...】
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回到视频当中,
jiuzaixinnanwurenjingchayutamenshenshangsuofashengdebianhuashi,
wudaoshengyintongshicongshenhouxiangqi。
diannanwurenyizipaikai,shouzhongpeidaizhehexinnantamenyimoyiyangdekaijiazhaohuanqi。
tamenbaichutongyangdejiashi,erhuabushuo,zhijiekaishibianshen!
“炎龙铠甲!!”
“风鹰铠甲!!”
“地虎铠甲!!”
“黑犀铠甲!!”
“雪獒铠甲!!”
“铠甲合体!!!”
suizhewudaojixiedianziyinxiangqi,wurentongshiwanchenglebianshen!
xinnanwurenbukezhixindidengdaleshuangyan!
tamenzenmedoumeiyouxiangdaozijidekaijiajingranpaodaolebierendeshouli!
cishicike,bieshuoshitamenle,
jiuliansuoyoudeguanzhongmenyequandoushiyiliande**!
【xiaosong:**!!zheitemedaodishizenmeyihuishi?!nandaoshuozheijiushibiaotishangmiansuoshuodekaijiaerdui?reng】
【xiaotian:weishenme?weishenmexinnantamenbianshenbule,fanerzheiwugexinchuxiandejiahuonengwanchengbianshen,zheidaodishishenmeyuanyin?】
【dongshan:zhei...zenmehuizheiyang?!!】
【makuohai:zheiyetaitemebeicuileba?nayourendangmiandaohaode,zheicaozuojiunimalipu!】
【duanmuyan:wodetian!zhenmeiyouxiangdaozheisuoweidekaijiaerdui,jiushibaxinnantamentichuleduiwu,zhongxinzhaorenbianshen...】
【xiaogang:**!zheiyetaibuhoudaoleba,zenmenengzheimezuo!】
【huanying:nanguaimeizhenjiegangcaiyiliandanyoudemoyang,yuanlaitazaojiuzhidaohuizheiyang,keshiweishenme?weishenmeyaozhaozheiwugerenlaitidaixinnantamenni?】.
铠一宇宙,
kanzheshipindangzhongdechangjing,meizhenyouxielianre。
此时她尴尬极了,
gangganghaixinshidandandegenxinnanhedongshantamenliangrenbaozheng。
jueduibuhuiyoukaijiaerduideshiqing,
jieguojiucanzaoshipindalian!
erqiehaishiyidangmiandaohaozheizhongfangshidalian!
meizhenzhijuedegangaaidouyaofanle,jiaozhitoudoukuaikoupoxiezi。
henbudelimazhaogedifengzuanjinqu!
gangadetongshi,tayouyouxiemengbi。
qishitagangcaigenxinnansuoshuodewanquanshishihua,
boshihetaconglaidoumeiyouchoubeiguoshenmekaijiaerduidejihua。
zhijuegaosuta,shipindangzhongkendingshichuxianleshenmebiangu!
burandehua,genbenjiubuhuishenmekaijiaerdui!
danbuguanruhe,tazhongjiushiyouxielikui。
yucitongshi,zuozaitaduimiandexinnanhedongshanliangrenyeshibaisibudeqijie。
“woyijinggaobuqingchuzhuangkuangle,neituranchuxianlewugerendaodishizenmehuishi?”
dongshanmeitoujinzhou:“nenggoubianshen,zheijiushuomingtamenyeshiguangyingcundehoudai。”
“keshiweishenmewomenbianbuleshenni?”
xinnansisuodao:“shibushigenwomenshoushangzhuyuanyouguan?”
“congshipindangzhonglaikan,womenhaoxiangzaiyicizhandouzhongshoudaolexiangdangyanzhongdeshangshi。”
“haizaiyiyuanlimiantanglelianggeduoyue。”
“huibuhuijiushiyinweizheiyang,suoyiwomencaiwufabianshen?”
yipangguanzhedeshijiao,xinnanhenkuaijiulvqingleyitiaoxiansuo。
“youdaoli!henyouzheigekeneng!”
tingxinnanzheimeyishuo,dongshanyeshiruoyousuosidediandiantou。
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