第4章

【xiaotian:zheizhongshouduanshizaishitaicanrenle,xizhaoweishenmebufankangni?】

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铠一宇宙,

ERP基地。

看完整段视频之后。

xinnansanrendexinqingmomingdechenzhongqilai。

“yebuzhidaoxizhaohexueaokaijiashizenmeluodaojiewangdeshouzhong,huranjuedetatingkeliande。”

meizhentongqingdao:“shia,pingchangrenmeitianjingshouzheizhongzhemo,zaojiuyijingfafengle。”

“tahainengbaochilizhi,zhenshiburongyia。”

shouzhiqingqingqiaoleqiaozhuomian,xinnanhuranjianyidao。

“huoxuwomenkeyibaxizhaojizhengquguolai。”

“congshangcideshipinhezheiyicitaqukanwangxiaosongdeqingkuanglaikan。”

“tadebenxingyinggaibuhuai,zhishipobudeyicaichengweileyingjiedezhuaya。”

“ruguowomennenggouzhenxindejienata,neimetayouhendadekenengqiantouming。”

tingdaoxinnanzheimeyishuo,dongshanhemeizhenliangrenyedoushiyanqianyiliang,juedehenyoukexingxing。

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另外一边,

水库的边缘地带。

xizhaoshuangyanwushendetiaowangzheyuanfang,

cishitayemeiyoushenmexinsijixuquwanchengrenwule。

tadenaohaidangzhongbuzijuedehuixiangqishangcishipindangzhong。

zijihexinnantamenyiqizaigongyuanliyecanshaokaodeqingxing。

dangshidanmushangdoushuotahenshiwodi,jiulianjiewangyemeiyouhuaiyi。

danqishizhiyoutacaizhidao,

neishishipindangzhongdetakaixinshizhende,xiaorongyeshizhende。

huanhuanwojinlequantou,xizhaomuguangkaishibiandejiandingqilai.

铠三宇宙,

快乐屋拉面店。

“zhenshisangxinbingkuang,yongzheimemengdedianliulai**renti,jianzhijiushibiantai。”

kanzheshipindangzhongyiliancanyangdexizhao,zhengyiganmanmandemalingling,henshitongqing。

duanmuyanyejiweirentongdediandiantou。

“zhaojiewangzheimegaoxiaqu,xizhaochizaohuichuwenti!”

“jibianshentibuhuikuadiao,tadejingshenzhuangtaiyehuifashenggaibian。”

duanmuyancaicedao:“meizhunjiushiyinweijiewangdesuozuosuowei。”

“zheicaidaozhixizhaozuizhongbeipanleyingjieshili,jiarukaijiayongshidexinglie!”

ruguoshuozaikancicishipinzhiqian,duanmuyanhuoxuhaihuihuaiyixizhaodehua,

neimekanwanlezheiduanshipin,tawanquanyouliyouxiangxinxizhaoshizhendexiangyaoqiantouming!

bijingdongbudongjiushiyidungaoqiangdudedianya**,zheitemesheishoudele?

将心比心,

yaoshitaduanmuyanshoudaozheizhongfeirendezhemo,zaojiubajiewangguhuidoujiyangle!

xiangdaozheili,duanmuyanyouyouxieqingxing。

haihaozijizheibiandefanpaimensuiranyehenedu,danmeiyouzheimedebiantai。

tamenzuiduoyejiushigaogaobingdu,qiangjiefanzui。

buxiangyanlongkaijiatamensuozaideshijie,jihutiantiandouyousiren。

zuikubideshishenweikaijiazhaohuanren,jingranhaibeifanpaiyonggaoyadiansimingdian!

啧啧,想想就可怕!

jiuzaiduanmuyananzibijiaolianggeshijiedechayishi。

malinglinghuranjiaodao:“duanmu,kuaikan,shipinyougengxinle!”

wenyan,duanmuyanlimashouhuisixu,taitourenzhenkanqilexinyiqishipindebiaoti。

【teshepandiandierqi:heieshili·kaijiaerdui!!】

“铠甲二队?”

“还黑恶势力?!”

kandaoguangmushangneiyixingxianyandebiaoti,duanmuyanzhenggerendoushiyileng。

“zheiyinggaishuodebushiwomenzheigeshijieba?”

malinglingfenxidao:“zanmenyanxiayejiuzhichuxianlenawakaijiahecinamikaijia。”

“lianyigeduiwudoulabuqiquan,nalaidekaijiaerdui。”

duanmuyandiandiantou,jieguohuatou:

“suoyishuo,bushiyanlongkaijianeibian,jiushixingtiankaijianeigeshijie。”

“wodaoyaokankan,jiujingshizenmegeheieshilifa。”

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铠二宇宙,

欢迎铁板烧店内。

kanzheshiguangmushangluomuzhihouyougengxinchulaidexinyiqibiaoti。

xiaogangtamendoujuedeyouxielipu。

“shenmegui!kaijiayongshibudoushidaibiaozhengyideyifangma?”

“zheigesuoweideheieshiliyoushizenmeyihuishi?”

xiaofeiyeyouxiebengbuzhu,yilianhuyideshuodao。

“nandaoshishuowomensangedangzhonghuiyourenzuolepantu,jiarulelufaneiyibian?”

“haibazanmendekaijiazhaohuanqidoujitouzoule,genyoumingtuanzuchenglekaijiaerdui!”

“made!buhuizhendeyourenzuolediqiudeqiujianba?”

tingdaoxiaofeizheibannaodongdakaideyanlun。

xiaotian、huanyinghaiyouqingzizaisanrenquandoushilianseyihei。

就特么离谱!

谁教你这么推理的?

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铠一宇宙,

cishi,xinnansanrenyezaitaolunzheigexinxianchuludeshipinbiaoti。

dongshancuolecuoshou,youxieguguaideshuodao:

“buzhidaoweishenme,wozongganjuezheicideshipinhaoxiangyougenzanmenyouguan。”

wuduyouou,xinnanyexiangshiganshoudaoyigumingmingzhizhongdeehan。

“yinggaibuhuiba...”

想了想,保险起见,

xinnanyouwenxiangmeizhen:“meizhen,nigenboshiyoujihuagaoshenmekaijiaerduima?”

“meiyoua。”meizhenduanrandao,“bushiyounimenjigezaima?”

“ganmahaiyaoqugaodiergeduiwu,zheibushimeishizhaoshima?”

tingdaozheihua,xinnanhedongshanliangrenduishiyiyan,xinqinglikefangsonglexialai。

shia,ruguobusuanshangneitaozhongjikaijiadihuangkaijiadehua。

neimewuxingkaijiajiuzheimewutao,nayoushenmefuyuquzhengdiergeduiwu。

kanlaishitamenlianggeduoxinle。

zheicishipinyinggaijiushifashengzaiqitalianggeshijiedangzhong。

tamenzhixuyaokanxijiuxingle。

yushisanrenbuzaixiantan,doukaishirenzhendekanqileshipin。

ranerdangshipinzhenzhengkaishibofangshi,tamendelianseshunjiankuadiao。

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zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia,shipinkaishibofangqilai。

qiugaoqishuang,tianlangqiqing。

daxdaxuefushuyiyuanyirujiwangdeqingjing。

jingtoulveguoyiyuandecemen,wuweiniansuixiangfangdeqingniancongdamenlimianbingpaizhezouchu。

wurenyibianshuoxiaozhe,yibianhuodongzhejingu。

“haole,zhongyukeyichuyuanle。”

“shia,tangle、lezheimejiu,yegaihuodonghuodongle。”

“...”

随着镜头的拉近,

guanzhongmenfaxian,zheiwurencongzuodaoyouheranjiushi。

dongshan、xizhao、kunzhong、beimiao、xinnan!

yishizhijian,zhenggedanmuququandouzhaleguo。

【dongshan:**!shenmeqingkuangzheishi?!zheizenmeshiwomenzheibian?】

【xinnan:haiyoukunzhonghexizhao,tamenlianggeyejiarulewomendeduiwudangzhongma?erqiezheigeyiyuanyoushizenmehuishi?】

kanzheshipindangzhongdezijiheqitajiweiduiyou。

xinnanhedongshanliangrendoushixinluanruma,yitouwushui。

bieshuoshitamenle,jiulianqitadeguanzhongmenyedoushixiangdangfeijie。

【xiaogang:zheizhongjiandaodifashengleshenmeshi?zenmexizhaohekunzhongliangrenjiuturandejiarulekaijiayongshideduilie?】

【makuohai:bujinruci,kanyangzitamenjirendeguanxihaitebiedehexietuanjie,zheishizaishiyoudianguiyiya。】

【malingling:zheizhongjianyidingshifashenglexiangdangzhongyaodeshiqingcaidui!burandehuatamen5geyebuhuicongyiyuanlichulaide。】

【jiewang:gaiside!xizhaozheigehunzhang,nandaobeipanlewo?】

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butisixuhunzadeguanzhongmen,

再次回到视频当中。

jinglileyichangdazhan,zaiyiyuanlitanglelianggeyue,tamenwugeganjuegutoudoukuaisule。

yincijirenyiheji,bianzhaoleyigekafeitingfangsongyixia,weishunlichuyuanzuogeqingzhu。

“...suoyishuonimenmeichiguozhenzhengdemalaba?”

“到时候辣死你。”

“dongshanniyebuxingba?”

jirenyoushuoyouxiao,lianggeyuedaizaiyiyuan,zuilidoukuaidanchuleniao。

huatiziranerrandejiupianyidaoleyinshifangmian。

xinnanyeshikailangxiaodao:“woyoushichihunancai,ladewoyanleidoudiaoxialaile。”

“zheijiusuanlale?”chihuoxizhaochangyidao,“xiaciyoujihuiwomenhaohaodebihuayixia。”

“neiganqinghao。”dongshandiandiantou。

“yiyuandeshiwutaiqingdanle,erqiehaizhengzhengchilelianggeyue,chidewoshetoudoumule。”

kandaodongshanneiyaotoudeyangzi,zhongrendoukuaihahaxiaoleqilai。

beimiaoxiaodao:“neidengxiawoqingke,dajiayihuoqu。”

kunzhong:“neijiuyoukoufule。”

“wokeyaodachiniyidun。”xinnanwanxiaodao。

xizhaohuaixiaodao:“daoshihounikebieshuowomenchitaiduonihouhuile。”

“woshuoqingkekaishijueduishibuhuihouhuide。”beimiaopaizhexiongfubaozhengdao。

“nimenzhibuzhidao,woyouyicilianxumaidanmaileyigeyueni。”

“...”

kanzhejirenqilerongrongdeyangzi,yishizhijianguanzhongmendourenbuzhuroulerouyanjing。

【makuohai:bushi,wozheishizaoshangmeishuixingqimengle,haishichuxianhuanjuele?neigexiaozheshuoyaoqingkedejingranshibeimiao?!】

【xiaogang:wodetian!choupikuangjingrangentadeduiyoudachengleyipian,haiyoushuoyouxiaode!zheitemebuhuishizaizuomengba?】

【xiaofei:shipinlideneigejiahuozhendeshichoupikuang?!tabushiyizhidoutingbudaijianxinnandema?zenmexianzaiganqingbiandezheimehaole,woca,taiyangdaxibianchulaile!】

【meizhen:woyeyouxiekanbudongle,shipinlimiandezhendeshibeimiaoma?】

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回到画面视频当中,

jiuzaijirenyoushuoyouxiaoshangliangzhequdachiyidundeshihou。

yilianxiaoyidemeizhen,congbeihouchuxian,kuaibuzoulai。

“hai!gongxinimenhuifule!”

meizhenjingzhizuoxia,xiaozheshuodao:“nimenjigeqisedoubucuoa。”

“neidangran。”kunzhongshuodao,“zanmendoutanglelianggeduoyue,nengbuhaoma?”

yiqunshuxidexiaohuobanzuozaiyiqi,

liaozhesuoshi,hezhekafei,xiangshouzhepiankedeanning。

只可惜好景不长。

haimeizuoxiayihuier,meizhendeshoujijiufalaiyiduanxunhao。

ganshoudaoshoujidezhendong,meizhenliansehuranyibian,shenseyouxiefuzaqilai。

jiuzaiguanzhongmenxinzhongyousuoyihuodeshihou。

几人所在的街角里,

yigedaizheyanjingchuanzhebaisechenshandenanren,liangundaipadechaozhezheibianpaolai。

kantaneiyangzi,haoxiangshenhouyoushenmehongshuimengshouzaizhuizhuyiyang。

xiayimiao,wugeliansezhuaizhuaideqingniancongguaijiaochujielianchuxian。

guangmuhaitiexindezaimeigerendeshenbianbiaochuletamendexingming。

从左到右分别是:

diannan、wendong、fangzhong、beikai、zexi。

kanzhetamenwugerendemingzi,guanzhongmenquandouyilengyilengde。

suiranbuzhidaotamenshilaiganshenmede,dantamenjigejueduibujiandan!

bijingzhongsuozhouzhi,longtaoshibukenengyouxingmingde。

视频当中,

wurenyizipaikai,bujinbumandegenzaineigebaiyichenshannandehoumian。

congtamendejiashishanglaikan,xiangshixiaohunhunzaiqifuren。

danshiqingyouhaoxiangbingbushineimedejiandan。

听到动静,

yuanbenzaixianliaodexinnantamenwugeyekaishitingzhiletanhua,piantoukanleguolai。

ranhou,zaitamenjirendezhushizhixia。

neigebeizhuigandechenshannannuhouyisheng,

zhijiebianchengleyigehunshenqiheixiangmaoxiongedeyinengshou!

【etuhufa:wochecaohuimang!!zheitemebushiwoma?!laozizenmehuibeiwugeputongrennianzhepao?zheitemezheishipinshijiadeba?】

【ejinhufa:etu,nizheishizaigaoshenmemingtang?zenmelianputongdediqiurendoupa,zhenshibawomenanyinghufadeliandoujidiujinle!】

【etuhufa:zhei,zheizhei...woyebuzhidaoshizenmeyihuishia!】

【meizhen:neigeyinengshoushietuhufa?nengbatazhuizhepao,neiqibushishuoneiwugeren...】

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回到视频当中,

dangkandaoneiwugerenchuxianshi,

yuanbenliansebuduijingdemeizhengengjiazuolibuanle。

erxinnantamenzeshiquandoubazhuyilifangzaileneigeyinengshoushenshang!

yanjianguaiwuxianshenle,jirenxinzhongyijing,erhuabushuojiuchongshangqianqu。

meizhenliansejubian,gangxianglazhutamen,jieguowurenquandouchongchuqule。

kanzhemeizhendelianse,suoyoudeguanzhongmenlimajiuyishidaolebuduijing。

lingwaiyibian,xianluchuzhenshendeetuhufa,jiangshouzhongdedadaokangzaijianshang。

ehenhendedingzhemianqiandewuren。

“..zheishinimenzizhaode!”

duimiandediannanwurenshifenbuxiediqingxiaoyisheng,zhengyaoyousuodongzuo。

huran,xinnanyixingrendangzailetamenshenqian。

haihaoxindetixingleyiju。

“weixian,nimenkuaizou。”

然而,

kanzhebeiduidezijidexinnantamen,diannanwurenxianshiyileng。

suihouliansebiandeguguaiqilai,zuijiaohaidaizheyisiruoyouruowudechaonong。

wurentingxialeshouzhongdedongzuo,zhuaizhuaidishuangshouchadou。

meiyoulikaibushuo,fanerluchukanhaoxidebiaoqing。

zhikexibeiduizhetamenjigedexinnandengrenbingmeiyoukanjian。

xinnanwurenbiciduishiyiyan,douyouxieyueyueyushi。

beimiaolangshengdao:“womenyehaojiumeishishishenshoule。”

“neijiuyiqilaiba。”xinnanqingshengdao。

wurendiandiantou,yitongquchulekaijiazhaohuanqifangzaileshouwanshang,kaishizhaohuankaijia!

“炎龙铠甲!!”

“风鹰铠甲!!”

“地虎铠甲!!”

“黑犀铠甲!!”

“雪獒铠甲!!”

ranerwurengangxiangzhaohuankaijia,jinxingheti,

结果!

daizhezhaohuanqideshouwanjiumengranchuanlaiyizhenjutong!

suizhexiweidedianliushanguo,wurendekaijiazhaohuanjingranshibaile!

kandaozheiyimu,suoyoudeguanzhongmenquandoushimianluzhenjing。

【kunzhong:!!zheijiujingshizenmeyihuishi?wogangxiangkanzijidiyicibianshenni?zenmejiushibaile?】

【xiaosong:zhei...zheigaibuhuishikaijiazhaohuanqichuxianguzhangleba?huozheshuoshierpjididexinhaofasheqiyouwenti?burandehuazenmekenengwugerentongshishibaini!】

【xiaogang:wanle,shiqingzhipabushizhaohuanqi,guzhangneimejiandan!anyouyugan,xinnantamenjigechudashile!】

【ejinhufa:hahaha,kezhenshiyuelaiyueyouyisile,zheiwugegaisidejiahuojingranbianbuleshen。】

【malingling:kaijiaerdui?kaijiaerdui!!zaogao,shiqingkezhenshidadabumiaole...】

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回到视频当中,

jiuzaixinnanwurenjingchayutamenshenshangsuofashengdebianhuashi,

wudaoshengyintongshicongshenhouxiangqi。

diannanwurenyizipaikai,shouzhongpeidaizhehexinnantamenyimoyiyangdekaijiazhaohuanqi。

tamenbaichutongyangdejiashi,erhuabushuo,zhijiekaishibianshen!

“炎龙铠甲!!”

“风鹰铠甲!!”

“地虎铠甲!!”

“黑犀铠甲!!”

“雪獒铠甲!!”

“铠甲合体!!!”

suizhewudaojixiedianziyinxiangqi,wurentongshiwanchenglebianshen!

xinnanwurenbukezhixindidengdaleshuangyan!

tamenzenmedoumeiyouxiangdaozijidekaijiajingranpaodaolebierendeshouli!

cishicike,bieshuoshitamenle,

jiuliansuoyoudeguanzhongmenyequandoushiyiliande**!

【xiaosong:**!!zheitemedaodishizenmeyihuishi?!nandaoshuozheijiushibiaotishangmiansuoshuodekaijiaerdui?reng】

【xiaotian:weishenme?weishenmexinnantamenbianshenbule,fanerzheiwugexinchuxiandejiahuonengwanchengbianshen,zheidaodishishenmeyuanyin?】

【dongshan:zhei...zenmehuizheiyang?!!】

【makuohai:zheiyetaitemebeicuileba?nayourendangmiandaohaode,zheicaozuojiunimalipu!】

【duanmuyan:wodetian!zhenmeiyouxiangdaozheisuoweidekaijiaerdui,jiushibaxinnantamentichuleduiwu,zhongxinzhaorenbianshen...】

【xiaogang:**!zheiyetaibuhoudaoleba,zenmenengzheimezuo!】

【huanying:nanguaimeizhenjiegangcaiyiliandanyoudemoyang,yuanlaitazaojiuzhidaohuizheiyang,keshiweishenme?weishenmeyaozhaozheiwugerenlaitidaixinnantamenni?】.

铠一宇宙,

kanzheshipindangzhongdechangjing,meizhenyouxielianre。

此时她尴尬极了,

gangganghaixinshidandandegenxinnanhedongshantamenliangrenbaozheng。

jueduibuhuiyoukaijiaerduideshiqing,

jieguojiucanzaoshipindalian!

erqiehaishiyidangmiandaohaozheizhongfangshidalian!

meizhenzhijuedegangaaidouyaofanle,jiaozhitoudoukuaikoupoxiezi。

henbudelimazhaogedifengzuanjinqu!

gangadetongshi,tayouyouxiemengbi。

qishitagangcaigenxinnansuoshuodewanquanshishihua,

boshihetaconglaidoumeiyouchoubeiguoshenmekaijiaerduidejihua。

zhijuegaosuta,shipindangzhongkendingshichuxianleshenmebiangu!

burandehua,genbenjiubuhuishenmekaijiaerdui!

danbuguanruhe,tazhongjiushiyouxielikui。

yucitongshi,zuozaitaduimiandexinnanhedongshanliangrenyeshibaisibudeqijie。

“woyijinggaobuqingchuzhuangkuangle,neituranchuxianlewugerendaodishizenmehuishi?”

dongshanmeitoujinzhou:“nenggoubianshen,zheijiushuomingtamenyeshiguangyingcundehoudai。”

“keshiweishenmewomenbianbuleshenni?”

xinnansisuodao:“shibushigenwomenshoushangzhuyuanyouguan?”

“congshipindangzhonglaikan,womenhaoxiangzaiyicizhandouzhongshoudaolexiangdangyanzhongdeshangshi。”

“haizaiyiyuanlimiantanglelianggeduoyue。”

“huibuhuijiushiyinweizheiyang,suoyiwomencaiwufabianshen?”

yipangguanzhedeshijiao,xinnanhenkuaijiulvqingleyitiaoxiansuo。

“youdaoli!henyouzheigekeneng!”

tingxinnanzheimeyishuo,dongshanyeshiruoyousuosidediandiantou。

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