第5章
lisiwanchayidikanxiangshengyuanchu，zhijianyigenanziyishendaopao，zhengkaozaikaoyatanbianxuxutaotao。
黎司晚凑过去。
“四六二十四？”
benzhishiyigeshitan，sheiliaonanziyitingjian，limajiukanleguolai，yilianbuganzhixin！
“五六三十？”
“六六三十六！”
“3.14”
“15926”
“战斗公鸡？”
“gongjizhongdezhandouji！oye！”
妈呀！
liangrentongshijingyadiwuzhulezui，yandimaoguang。
suijihenshimoqidizhuaishangduifang，jidongdizuanjinleyicedexiaoxiangzi。
“穿越的？”
“21世纪的？”
两人同时点了点头。
老乡啊！
lisiwanbuyoudegantan，“zheiniantou，chuanyuedoupiliangdema？”
“neidaomeiyou，woyiluzoulai，jiuyujianniyige！”
nanzishuozhe，chaozhelisiwanshenchuleshou，“nihao，wojiaosuxiaoyao！”
“速效药？”
“啊？”
“buhaoyisi，zhiyebing。”
“医生啊！”
“ng，shia，yichangchehuo，jiurencusizaileshoushushideyisheng。”
“ai？zheimeqiao，woyeshiyichangchehuoshangdexitian。”
lisiwanyileng，buganzhixindikanguoqu，“buhuishi，zhongqiujiezhongyangdaqiaodechehuoba！”
“就是啊！”
两人再次捂了嘴！
“nanbucheng，neitianchehuosuoyoudeshouhaizhe，douchuanyuele？”
“neiwobuzhidaole，fanzhengzheibenshulide，wojiuyujianniyige。”
“dengdeng，zheibenshu...nizhidaowomenshichuanshu？”
“shia，wohaikanleni！”
“keshi，zheishibennvpinxiaoshuoe！”
suxiaoyaosongsongjian，“zenme？buzhunnanshengkannvpinxiaoshuoa，wojiushigexihuankannvpinxiaoshuodemeizhuangbozhu。”
“厉害啊！”
“zheibushizhongdian，shuodianzhengshi，niderenwushishenme？”
“renwu，shenmerenwu？”
lisiwanyitouwushui，suxiaoyaoqueshiyileng，“nidexitongmeigaosuni？”
“xitong？haiyouxitong？”
“ze，buhuiba，jiushinigangchuanguolai，naohailitishinirenwudexitonga！”
lisiwanyaoyaotou，“meiyoua！”
huixiangzijichuanguolaishi，zhiyouneimamadeshengyina！
难道是她听漏了？
suxiaoyaojiantazhenbuzhidao，jixudao，“wusuoweile，womentongshichuande，renwuyinggaidoushiyiyangde。”
“是什么任务？”
“yuanhuawoyewangdeqiqibabale，dagaiyisijiushishuo，shenmeyibucuo，bubucuo，zhonghuoyiciburongyi，womenbixuyaogaibianmibucengjingyinweiwomenguocuodaozhidetarendebeiju，cainenghuanquzhenzhenghuoxiaqudejihui，fouze，yinianzhihou，womenjiuhuizaisiyici。”
“mibubeiju？buchenghaiyaozaisi？”
lisiwanzhijueqingtianpili！
tazaochengdebeiju，kendingshizhixiahousuhehoufu。
“duile，haimeiwen，nichuandeshei？”
lisiwanyishengtanxi，“lisiwan！”
“shangshufudinv，nizaochenglehoufumiewang，neijiushibaoxiahoufujiuxingle！”
“shuodejiandan，nikankanwo，wogangcongxiahousushoulitaochulai。”
“neijiuzaihuiqubei，womenzheigeniandaideren，lianpidoushihoude。”
lisiwanmanlianwunai，“wogangjitaxialeyao。”
“毒死了？”
“neidaomeiyou，shi**。”
“那就没事！”
“可我还打了他！”
“严重吗？”
“开了瓢！”
“嘶...”
suxiaoyaonaolenaotou，“neiyoumeiyouneizhong，nengrangtawufajujuenideliyou？”
lisiwansilaixiangqu，yaoleyaotou。
是死局。
danzhuanshun，suxiaoyaoqueshiyandiyiliang。
“dengdeng，nishiyisheng，xiahousuchangniantiruoduobing，niruoshinengzhihaota...”
tingdaozheili，lisiwanshunjianhaoxiangyekanjianlexiwang。
“shia，sheiyebunengjujuehuozheba！”
erqierujinyijingshidanxuanti，tahuozhe，houfuhuozhe，tacainenghuozhe。
wulunruhe，bixuhuidaohoufu。
quedinglefangxiang，lisiwanyebuwangguanxinsuxiaoyao。
“neinini？niderenwushishenme？wohaoxiangbujideyousuxiaoyaozheihaorenwu。”
tiqizheige，suxiaoyaodeliansebutaihaokan，niuniehaoyihuiercaihuanhuandao，“wohaiyoulingyigemingzi，xiaoyaogongzi！”
“逍遥公子？”
lisiwanxianglexiang，suijishenseyijing，“neigelingren？”
“嗯！”
suxiaoyaoyishengtanxi，lisiwandoubuhaoyisizaikaikou。
bijinglingrenzhishigehaotingdechenghu，xiaoyaogongzizhenshideshenfen，shitaihoude...nanchong！
当今太后，六十了！
tajide，juqinglihaoxiangshixiaoyaogongzizheigenanchongbeiciletaihou，daozhitaihouwanjiebubao，haicansigongzhong。
neitaderenwujiushi...
suxiaoyaokanzhelisiwandeshense，gancuizijikaikou，“shia，woderenwu，jiushigonglvetaihou，erqiehaiyaobaotabusi。”
“baotabusibujiuxingle，weihehaiyaogonglveta？”
“nibudong，woyaoshibuquchengwei...keke，nanchong，jiuhuiyoubierenqudaotaihoudeshenbian，daoshihoutadexiachanghaishiyiyang，woderenwujiuhuishibaile。”
“可是她...”
“wozhidao，liushisuima，ai...”
suxiaoyaoyukuwulei，lisiwananweidao，“zaixiangxiang，huoxu，haiyoubiedebanfa。”
“ng，zaixiangxiang...”
liangrenduiyueerzuo，xiaoshengxumou。
ercikechengzhongbuyuanchudejiulouli，yigelaotouzhengzhanzhanweiweirulejiulou。
“zhuwei，renshengzaishi，yibucuo，bubucuo，bushisheidouyouzhonghuoyicidejihui，zhiyoumibuguoqu，zhengjiuyihan，cainengzhengjiuziji，fouze，zhongjiangzaidusiqu。”
yicehejiudenanrenkanbuguoqu，jianglaorentuidaoyibian。
“nalilaideqigai，yibianqu。”
“ai，nibuzhidao，tabenshiyiweishuoshuren，jiazhongbiangucaibiandefengfengdiandian，yeshikelian，wotingshuotabeichengwaidaoguanshouliule，zendeyoulailejingzhong？”
“tashenshentaotaoshuodeshenmea！”
“huabenzibei，neidoushitazhiqianjiangguodegushi。”
liangrenshuoba，laorenhuanghuangyouyouzouchulejiulou。
“yinianzhiqi，jiaonianga，wohaishiweinengdengdaonia！”
......
yelangengshen，houfubieyuanli，queshidenghuotongming。
xiahousuzuozaichuangtashang，fuzheganggangbaozhahaodenaodai，cumeitanxi。
tashencezhanzhegenanren，yishensongkuabudadewaipao，mofalingluan，hexiahousuyigesaiyigedelangbei。
cirenshihanchu，suiwangfushizi。
yeshixiahousuzixiaoxiangshi，qingrushouzu，rujinzuixinrenderen。
“yihoudabanyede，nengbunengbiehewole，wuyupaoquzhaowoshi，kuzheshuonisile！wosuibiantaolegewaipaojiulaile，yidiandoubufuhewodeqizhi，zheiyaoshibeineixiexiaoniangzikanjian，benshiziyihouhaizenmejianrena？”
hanchumeihaoqideshuozhe，wuyuzaiyipanghongzheyan，“sheijiaoneilida**xiashouneimezhong，dangshixiaohouyehunshenxianxuede，wohaizhenyiwei...yeguaiwo，qushensunmama，bianmeikanzhezheibian。”
xiahousuyilianwunai，yandigengshiyihuo，“doujianchazixile，quedingjiucailimeiyoudu？”
“shia，zheikezhenshiqiguai，wofenmingshiqinyandingzhesunmamajiangduyaojideta，yeshiqinyanjiantaxiajinqude，zendejiubianchengle**？”
“neihaibujiandan，neiyatoumeixiangshani，buranzalenizhihouyizoulezhijiuhaole，niyaoshibeifaxiandewanle，zhaoyangyimingwuhu，taquehaijinibaozhazhixue，haibunengshuomingwentima？”
hanchuzhanzaiyicezhengliyishan，xiahousudemeiquezhoudegengjin。
“tabushawo，zheibianshiwentibenshen。”
zheibiaoshi，tatuoliletadezhangkong，haidaluanletajiexialaidejihua。
huixiangqilai，lisiwandequehenqiguai，hetajiyilidemoyangwanquanbutong。
yujiantazhiqian，yiqiedoujinxingdeyoutiaobuwen。
daodishinalichulewenti？
xiahousuxiangbutong，hanchuquehenhaoqiyigewenti。
“danwohenhaoqi，nishizenmeturanzhidao，songqiyuyaoshani，hailianheshangshufushejinide？nihesongqiyukeyeshizixiaodejiaoqing，zhiqianhaodewodoujiduni！”
xiahousuyandiyoushen，fuzadehen，danzuizhongquemeiyouhuida。
zhengqiaojinweiwushangzoulejinlai。
xiahousuwendao，“zhaodaotale？”
“tabeishangshufuzhuahuiqule！”
xiahousuyandiweibian，“shenmejiaozhuahuiqule？”
“lida**benlaishijuanlezanmenbieyuanbushaocaiwuyaotaochuchengqude，quezaichengmenbeishangshufuderenzhuahuiqule。”
“tayaolikaijingdoucheng？shizhendelikai？”
“应当是真的。”
nandaoshitazhidao，jibianbangtamenchuqulehoufu，yehuichengweiqizi，weilebaoming，suoyigancuixuanzechuju？
yilvzaixiahousuyandiliuzhuan，danxianxiazheiyijingbuzhongyaole。
zhongyaodeshi，lisiwanhuileshangshufu，tadejihuayoubeidaluanle。
“qu，wulunyongshenmebanfa，rangsunmamachengweiwomenderen，jinrizhishi，bunengrangwairenzhidao。”
“mingbai，kelida**neibianhuoxuhui...”
“taruoshigecongmingren，jiuzhidaogaizenmezuo，anpaiyixia，gengyi。”
“zheimewanle，ninyaochuqu？”
“去尚书府！”